"What about the phone you bought for me when you came back for me? Where are you going? ”

"Wife, if the mobile phone is used, it fell to the ground and shattered, according to the three-pack regulations, it can't be replaced artificially."

"Stupid, then you should buy it for me again, if you don't have any money, if you don't have money, I'll give it to you. Said to buy me the latest mobile phone, but a big man doesn't count when he talks, which really makes me look down on you. Gee. ”

Kui Yiyi kept smacking, and at this time, Ji Chen suddenly knelt in front of her.

"What? Surprise me, you're so much of a dead end, neurotic!! ”

"Wife, do I have to be cheeky so that you like me? In fact, in the process of accommodating you so many times before, I was unhappy, just for the sake of face, I didn't want the home to be the same as the yard, like a cemetery, so I allowed you to talk about me unscrupulously, but now I don't think so, wife, you are all right, I will listen to you, life and death. ”

"Huh! Where are you going to get a drop, such a disgusting statement, tsk. I was a little frightened when you suddenly did this, after all, there has never been a boy who knelt down for me, as the saying goes, men don't flick when they have tears, you get me up as soon as possible, otherwise, if you break your legs, don't blame me, after all, you are clear, I am a person who practices martial arts. ”

"Wife, I didn't kneel down for you, I'm playing skateboarding, this is a trick game, and when you give birth, I'll play with the baby."

"Skateboarding? Get up and let me see, so you used the money to buy skateboards? But you really have a drop. Can this broken thing be worth tens of thousands of dollars? I want the latest mobile phone, you must know that now mobile phones have a camera function, and there are hundreds of millions of pixels. But what can this skateboard do? Phone call or photoshoot? Bah! It's not good at all, I hate it, so hurry up and get it back for me. ”

"Wife, I know you will say this, during this period of your pregnancy, whatever I bought, you told me to return, retreat and retreat, but in the end you are still unhappy, so you don't necessarily want the latest mobile phone, you want to buy happiness, I'm not wrong, right?"

"Yo! Are you still a great poet? You can do whatever I tell you to do, by the way, today I am bored, I go out shopping, why do I see a beggar kowtowing on the street, very similar to you. ”

“…… I wish I had been so undignified that my heart wouldn't hurt, but in fact, it wasn't like that. I still can't lose face, wife, how can you be happy? And I deliberately queued up for a long time to buy that phone, blue, it looks like it was poisoned, very uncomfortable, if you buy it, you have to worry about what color phone case to use every day, it's worth the loss. ”

Ji Chen finally said what was in his heart, and after that, Kui Yiyu fell into a short silence, and then suddenly burst into thunderous laughter.

"Hee-hee-hee, hey-hee-hee, hahaha, quack."

"Wife, you're finally happy, can you tell me, where are you happy? Do you think I'm skateboarding funny, or ......"

Kui Yiyu had already leaned forward and sobbed silently.

"I laughed so much that tears came out, I understand your dedication to me."