Chapter 20: Boy, Good Waist
Before I finished playing, the phone shook, and I wanted to go to Tsinghua University and sent an emoji of a villain kneeling on the ground and kowtowing.
Ejuku: "......"
The meme is dynamic, he doesn't exit the page, and the villain kowtows endlessly like a robot.
Jiang Su was quite leisurely and elegantly annotated the emoji: "There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south." ”
Imagining Lin Wei knocking her head and chanting the scriptures, Jiang Su couldn't help but laugh.
The little next door obviously already knows who he is, and there is no need for him to report to his home, Jiang Su pressed the screen to delete the words "I am Jiang Su" just now.
The emoji sent by the little next door was too violent, and he really didn't know how to pick it up.
He poked his existing emoji and flipped around, but he didn't find the right one, and finally simply moved his finger and sent a random punctuation mark to the past.
SU:……
I don't know if he was slow to reply to the message, and the small next door didn't respond for a long time.
Just when Jiang Su thought that the small next door might be asleep, and was about to cut out WeChat, the phone shook again.
I'm going to Tsinghua University: Have you finished your homework?
Jiang Su felt that this topic was more difficult for him to pick up than the villain's kowtowing emojis.
Probably because after holding back such a topic for a long time, the little next door found it even more embarrassing, and soon sent him another message.
I want to go to Tsinghua University: I shouldn't ask that.
I want to go to Tsinghua University: I should ask you, do you know what homework is?
Jiang Su thought to himself, the ellipsis is really versatile.
It's just right, and it's right now.
SU:……
After the ellipsis passed this time, it was successfully cold.
Jiang Su pinched his quiet phone and thought for a while, and typed two words in the input box: What about you?
I want to go to Tsinghua University: What?
SU: Job.
I'm going to Tsinghua University: Wait a minute.
Jiang Su looked at his phone with a puzzled expression, and he really couldn't figure out what the meaning of the three words next door was.
I want to go to Tsinghua University: You open the door.
SU:?
I'm going to Tsinghua: Hurry up, I'm a little cold.
Jiang Su, who couldn't figure out the thoughts of the little next door, stepped on his slippers, walked out of the bedroom, walked through the living room, and came to the entrance.
As soon as he opened the door through a crack, a very soft voice came from the opposite side of the corridor: "...... here"
Jiang Sushun looked over and saw the small neighbor in pajamas, with fluffy and messy hair, beckoning to him.
Jiang Su looked confused, he stared at the fingertips of the small next door and kept greeting for two seconds, and walked over.
As soon as he stood firmly, the small neighbor stuffed a bunch of homework books, exercise books and papers into his arms: "Copy it for you." ”
Jiang Su finally understood what the phrase next door meant, "Wait a while", meant.
How did she think that he was looking for her to borrow homework and copy it through the word "homework".
Or, where did he give her the illusion that he was going to do his homework?
Jiang Su felt the need to explain a few sentences for himself.
It's just that before he could speak, the little next door lowered his voice, and said again without panting: "I finished my math homework and physics homework at school, I didn't take it home, the rest of my homework is here, I'm ready to sleep, you finish copying, put my homework with you first, and you can help me take it to school tomorrow." ”
As he spoke, the little next door waved at him, "Go and copy it, I won't bother you, bye-bye", and closed the door.
Jiang Su took the homework of each subject, stared at the closed door, was dumbfounded for a long time, and turned around and went home.
As soon as I got back to my bedroom, my phone rang again.
I want to go to Tsinghua University: don't copy everything, you will be discovered by the teacher.
“……”
Jiang Su swept around the house where he couldn't even find a textbook and a pen and paper, and thought, what should I copy, bite my finger and copy it with blood?
Jiang Su casually threw his homework on the table, clicked the mouse and continued to play the game on the computer.
I don't know if it's affected by the whole episode of the genius next door.,Jiangsu game is a little tasteless.,After losing two games in a row.,Simply throw off the mouse.,Pick up the homework book next to it and look at it.。
The handwriting next door is very neatly written, like the copybook, very eye-catching, and it looks like it has been practiced with hard work.
Her workbook was neat, the paper didn't even have a corner, and the only difference from the untouched workbooks in his drawer was that her workbook was filled with answers.
After flipping through the homework book, Jiang Su, who was not sleepy, changed to play with his mobile phone, and while playing, he turned to the WeChat next door.
The avatar is the emblem of Tsinghua University, and the personality signature under the circle of friends is the motto of Tsinghua University: self-improvement, virtue.
“……”
Yes, the little next door is a Tsinghua fan girl.
…
As soon as Lin Wei left the house the next day, she saw Jiang Su standing next to the elevator, her head against the wall and her eyes napping.
She was stunned, stopped, and before she could ask Jiang Su why she was here, the young man, who had already noticed the movement, slowly opened his eyelids and looked at her.
He didn't speak, he hooked a bag with his fingertips, and handed it over with an expressionless face.
Lin Wei took it, pulled the bag and glanced inside, it was her homework in various subjects, "Finished copying?" ”
"No," Jiang Su pressed the elevator, he saw the little next door staring at him, paused, and said, "No pen." ”
Lin Wei couldn't believe her ears: "...... Then you asked me for my homework yesterday. ”
Jiang Su glanced at the small next door, and saw that she had a posture of not giving up until she got an answer, so she was quiet for a few seconds and said, "...... I'm just asking you if you're done with your homework. ”
Lin Wei: "......"
It's really worthy of the abbreviated emperor, what can you do with a few more words?
It's really not that she deliberately misinterprets what he meant, it's that everyone is used to borrowing homework, and when she hears the word homework, she reflexively hands over the homework book.
When the elevator arrived, the elevator door opened, Jiang Su saw that Lin Wei was still pestle, and pointed to the elevator: "Don't you go?" ”
"Let's go." Lin Wei stepped into the elevator.
Jiang Su stood outside and helped her press the close button.
Lin Wei was stunned, and subconsciously pressed the elevator door: "Aren't you leaving?" ”
Jiang Su yawned and was walking towards the door of the house, when he heard the voice, he turned his head back.
He folded his hands over his head and stretched up, and as he moved, the hem of his shirt was pulled up, revealing a small waist: "Well, I'll go later." ”
The skin around his waist was white and dazzling, he looked very thin, but not thin at all, his muscles were tense, and his lines were smooth and obvious.
Lin Wei just glanced at it, then hurriedly withdrew her gaze, she let go of her hand holding the elevator with an "oh" sound.
The elevator door closed and went all the way down, she looked at the red numbers that kept jumping on the elevator, and the dazzling white flashed in front of her eyes.
When she got out of the elevator, her mind was like a demon, and her waistline flashed again, accompanied by four words.
…… Youth, good waist.
PS: I will sweep the grave tomorrow morning, and I will be here first today~ Mourn the deceased, pay tribute to the heroes, and wish the epidemic to end as soon as possible.