026. Mace sticks
"Move and move, and fight, how are you friends in the back! Oh! How are you friends on the left? Eribati get high! ”
Liu Ling followed the Heavenly Master down the mountain and barely made a move in the past few days, and even Liu Ling didn't know how the Heavenly Master recognized which Inhuman was the whole sex and which Inhuman was just an ordinary Inhuman.
"Hey, master, are you still used to this environment?"
Liu Ling smiled and handed the Heavenly Master a cup of oolong tea that he had just asked for from the bar counter, well, it was really oolong tea, the kind with 0 alcohol!
"Hehe, get used to it, when the old man is old, he likes to be crazy with you young people, so that I feel young again, hehe."
The Heavenly Master still looks like an immortal wind bone, but the pair of sunglasses on his face is a little out of harmony.
"Huh? Old Taoist? Hey, old man, why are you dressed like this to come to the bar? Hehe, he's still a pretty handsome old man, old man, do you want my VX? ”
The two were chatting, and they passed by a crop top dress with a lower body, a hip skirt on the lower body, a fiery red hair, and a small change to the earlobes with studs.
Liu Ling was stupid next to him, Nima, I'm such a handsome, dashing, graceful, and strong young man sitting next to me, how can I ask for an old man's VX??
Grass!!!
Liu Ling watched helplessly as the old master took out the new apple Liu Linggang bought two days ago and scanned the QR code.
Liu Ling: "Sell and sell cute old men at low prices, play cheap old men, play treasure old men, all as long as one piece, all as long as one piece!" ”
"Hey, what kind of eyes do you kid have, don't worry, the old man and her are people of two worlds~"
If you weren't a Taoist, there would really be a follow-up???
Looking at Liu Ling's resentful little eyes, the old heavenly master smiled and said, "Okay, don't tease you stinky boy, let's go, it's still too noisy for me as an old man, besides, people have arrived." ”
Liu Ling nodded when he heard this, Ma Yu'er packed up his things, stood up and walked out with the old heavenly master.
It's night.
It was already twelve o'clock in the evening when he came out of the bar, and Liu Ling followed the old master to a music bar, the environment here was much softer than the previous nightclub, with warm dark lights, neat tables and chairs, no noisy DJs shaking their heads, and no crazy men and women.
As soon as the two entered the store, a bartender-looking man walked over.
"Uh, hello, may I ask you?"
I guess this guy has never seen such a strange guy dressed up to drink, and I don't blame this bartender for being puzzled, these two men are in a robe and a tunic suit, and I don't know that I think I just came out of the set.
Liu Ling still stood behind the side of the Heavenly Master as always and did not speak, and the Heavenly Master smiled and said to the bartender: "Hehe, young man, it's okay, we don't drink, let's find someone~"
Because of the location at the door, coupled with this conspicuous dress, when they heard that they were looking for someone, all the customers in the store looked at this side.
And the bartender wiped the sweat from his forehead, took out two red tickets from his pocket and handed them to the Heavenly Master, and said with a somewhat embarrassed smile: "Hehe, old man, look, we are a small business, if you are to make a fate, do you see the nightclub opposite..."
Good guy, this bartender probably thinks that Lao Tianshi and Liu Ling are the kind of fake monks who ask for money everywhere.
Liu Ling shook his head in the back, took out a stack of at least 100 red tickets from his pocket and shook them in front of the bartender.
"We don't want money, we have it, we really just come to find someone."
"Uh..."
The bartender was also stunned by this scene, this is actually similar to taking money and slapping his face, right? He even made up the sentence "Did you see it?" in his head. Brother is not bad for money! ”
"Ahem, okay, those two guests do their own thing..."
The original calm atmosphere in the store suddenly became restless when the bartender's voice just fell, Liu Ling's eyes narrowed slightly and glanced at the guests in the store, sure enough, this Qi is so strong and restless, but ordinary people can't feel this, at most they feel a little stuffy.
The Celestial Master nodded to the bartender, and the two of them walked straight to one of the tables.....
Day 2!
"Ahhhh Touts! Can you let me get my hands back! Every time I look at your chua, I will kill people in seconds, let me have a good time! ”
Liu Ling was a little unhappy to follow behind the old heavenly master, at this time the two of them were already moving at super speed in a forest, and a small green snake in the treetops wanted to hunt for food, but it didn't know what it swooped out, and it fell from the treetops to the ground in fright, and was eaten alive by another king cobra.
"Hehe, okay, then you go first, I'll follow behind, I already know that you kid can't help it."
The Heavenly Master saw that Liu Ling's speed with him was not at all inferior, and his face was not red or breathless, so he agreed, after all, there are not so many masters in the whole nature.
Liu Ling smiled, and the white light on his body was instantly sheng, and the speed instantly increased several times, and even the afterimage could not be seen clearly, this speed was already the highest speed at which Liu Ling drove the thunder method, but the old heavenly master was able to follow behind him with golden light all the time.
"Tsk, little old man, terrifying!"
At this rate, it didn't take long for Liu Ling to find the thing he wanted to kill.
Well, how to put it, a flexible fat man!
I heard the Heavenly Master say that this guy is specialized in cultivating speed, so as long as he escapes, he will run fast, but what does this thing mean by turning around and stopping in place? Do you want to touch me?
Liu Ling stopped five meters away from the fat man, stood in place, lit a cigarette, raised his eyebrows and looked at him.
"Run! Why don't you run away? I haven't chased enough yet~"
The fat man gasped and suddenly pulled out a mace from behind him out of nowhere!
Hiss~ Jienima seems to have come out of nowhere...
Hiss~ It must be painful...
"Drink! I was afraid of Zhang Zhiwei of the Heavenly Master's Mansion so I ran! But now you dare to chase after you even if you are stunned? ”
Liu Ling almost laughed when he heard this, and forcibly held back his cough twice.
"Ahem, you don't know who I am?"
“? Why should I know who you are"
"Uh... You really don't know who I am??? ”
"There's something wrong with you!! If you want to fight, hit so much! ”
“? Hey, my temper. ”
Liu Ling moved his neck, and suddenly made a clattering and crisp sound, just Liu Ling's current physical strength has been maintained by the Liuku Immortal Thief, and I don't know how strong it is.
"Sun thief, you play with me with weapons, right? I don't know if your father will be the emperor! ”
Liu Ling pursed his mouth and pulled at the mace in his hand in the air!
Then the mace flew from the fat man's hand to Liu Ling's hand in an instant.
Liu Ling put the mace in his hand and weighed it, and then smiled at the fat man: "Don't you know who I am, don't you like to take things out of your ass, come, I'll help you stuff it back again!" ”