However, before Xiaobai had time to settle accounts with Fan Xixi, he was laughed at the scene in front of him and rolled in place.

Because at this moment, his serious friend Wang Bingli, although he still has a fierce and vicious face, is wearing graceful women's clothes at the moment, staring at him with an indifferent and serious face. The corners of the eyes that were originally raised were even drooped down because of helplessness

"Oh, no, it's so disobedient, it's so funny!" Xiaobai implemented the dog's attributes very realistically, from laughing to rolling on the ground, rolling for a while, and turning into kneeling on the ground and pounding the ground wildly.

Fan Xixi couldn't help but laugh out loud, quickly turned his head, pinched his hand, and told himself to hold back, but it was just a straight man wearing a pseudo-girl's costume, nothing funny.

Xiaobai laughed for a while, and finally laughed so much that tears came out, and slowly stopped laughing on the ground as if he was about to twitch, his mouth was still grinning, and he slowly climbed the Taishi chair with both hands from the ground, wanting to sit up.

However, because he laughed so hard, he didn't have any strength at all, so it took a while to climb from the ground to the chair, turn himself over, and collapse on the Taishi's chair.

To be honest, this made Fan Xixi seem to recall a little why the queen liked to beat him so much when he was in the palace.

This kid is really underbeaten, and he looks like a child. I remember several times that Fan Xixi couldn't bear it. In the past, when she was in the palace, she could silently hand the queen an inkstone, or a broom, and then watch the emperor be beaten violently, and whenever she was in the palace, she had a rather releasing pleasure.

Sure enough, it still takes someone like the queen to cure the bear child.

But thinking of the queen, Fan Xixi was lonely again, she missed the queen a little, the queen with a violent temper and true temperament, was relegated to the cold palace by the person in front of her who seemed to be like a fool.

Suddenly, a chill pierced the soles of his feet, and Fan Xixi instantly got goosebumps, and Xiaobai, who was like a fool, suddenly didn't laugh.

Who would have thought what this fool really looked like? The emperor's mind should not be her guessing.

Wang Bingli looked at the emperor helplessly, sighed deeply, picked up the teapot, and poured a cup of tea for the emperor.

Thinking that maybe drinking water could suppress his stupidity, Wang Bingli didn't want him, a guard, to protect the external security well, and finally be laughed to death by himself, so the whole thing was funny.

Xiaobai took the teacup, took a sip of tea, and stroked his chest several times before regaining his composure.

As a result, when he handed the teacup back to Wang Bingli, he saw him wearing a skirt, carrying a teapot in one hand and dragging the bottom of the teapot with the other, gentle and virtuous waiting to pour tea for him.

Fan Xixi thought to himself, this is really a fool, don't overestimate him, it's just that he will become a madman when he calms down. Other times it's still fools.

Fan Xixi couldn't stop laughing when he saw him, and he was irritable, and he really couldn't stand it.

I thought that he was not the emperor here anyway, and he would not reveal his identity, so he should not know.

Anyway, I had already pushed him in the house just now, and I wasn't afraid of losing my manners.

One hand took the teacup in the emperor's hand and put it on the table, and the other hand grabbed the emperor's fist steadily, "Go you", Fan Xixi used his obedient strength and suddenly stuffed the emperor's fist into his laughing mouth.

Seeing the emperor's face suddenly change, from the fool's expression just now, he became surprised and angry, and even because his fist was stuck in his mouth and couldn't be pulled out, his face was distorted, and a tear or two was squeezed out of the corner of his eye because of cramps.

Fan Xixi really forgot for a moment that she was an ordinary person, and this was the emperor opposite, she was really too satisfied, too happy.

It's just that the next moment when she was twisted behind her back by Wang Bingli's hands and pressed to the ground, she didn't seem so happy.

Sure enough, impulsiveness comes at a price.

Even if the fool can't spare his hands to clean you up, he still has a loyal dog by his side.

Wang Bingli's momentum of the Praetorian Guard for many years suddenly burst out, and the cold air of his body seemed to freeze the whole room in an instant, and he glared at Fan Xixi like an eagle aiming at its prey, as if to say, "Are you crazy?" ”。

With a "plop", Fan Xixi heard the sound of her bones hitting the ground, half of her face hit the ground, and half of her face became red and swollen.

Then Wang Bingli freed his hands and busied himself to help the emperor take his fist from his mouth.

Fan Xixi also realized the seriousness of the problem, if it was in the palace, she would have already fallen to the ground.

Immediately lay on the ground and didn't dare to move, pretending to be dead.

Xiaobai was so angry that he couldn't speak for a while.

Who made him now outside the palace. Since he can't reveal his identity, he can't say such happy words as "drag it out and cut it off" at this moment.

But when did he suffer such a disgrace?

stomped his feet for a while, squatted down and stared at Fan Xixi who was pretending to be dead, eager to bite the dead woman's face, and finally angrily rubbed Fan Xixi's stomach with his feet twice, and his breathing was a little smoother, and he calmed down.

With his hands pinched around his waist, he strode to the door, gritted his teeth in a low voice, and said softly, "I want fifty sets of clothes like that of a butler, if it is a moment later or one less, I promise that you will not see me next time you live." ”

Fan Xixi knew how heavy the emperor's words were this time, and he should have really been angry with him this time.

will never joke with her or play house, pretending to be dead on her face, nodding wildly in her heart, thanking God for not letting her be a hero after eighteen years, she hasn't lived enough.

In the blink of an eye, the emperor and Wang Bingli had already strode out of the courtyard.

Thanks to God, today Fan Xixi is still alive and has escaped again.