"Hey, have you ever thought that if the aura of this world recovers, all things compete for the crossing, and create a general trend of cultivating immortals, hehe, don't we have to study anymore." During the lunch break, Gou Haodong from the No. 4 bed leaned on the edge of the bed and chatted with his roommates.

"You're thinking about peach." The head of the No. 1 shop closed the English word book in his hand, "Hurry up and go to bed, you have to take math in the first two periods of the afternoon, if you don't have the energy, you will have to bear it!" ”

"I don't want to study, I'm in my third year of high school, and I can't improve a few points with my efforts." Gou Haodong grabbed his chicken nest head, "Besides, how do you know that I am wrong." ”

The classmate in the second bunk kicked the bed board of Gou Haodong on the upper bunk: "You want to write a novel?" Then I advise you to read more of what the gods wrote, there are two very important points in this online writing, the first point, you have to have a huge brain hole, and the ups and downs of the plot are the readers' favorite. What about the second point......"

"What is the second point, Liu Lei, you say! It's too uncomfortable to talk halfway through! Gou Haodong lay on the side of the bed, stretched out his left arm out of the railing and waved towards Liu Lei, the lower bunk.

"Hey, hey, hey."

"Shut up! Can't sleep anymore! If you let the teacher hold ......"

"Knock-" The sound of slamming the door interrupted the head of the dormitory, and the face of the teacher on duty was pressed against the small square glass of the dormitory door. "Are you in your third year of high school and still don't know the rules? If you don't sleep, don't disturb others! ”

The teacher left angrily, and Gou Haodong slowly poked his head out of the quilt, "Don't you call us like this to disturb other dormitories?" ”

"Knock knock!" What replied to him was a deadly chain hammer, the door of the dormitory was slammed, and the wall fell with ashes.

"It's over, it's over." Gou Haodong muttered while lying on the bed.

Ten minutes later, the head of the dormitory whispered, "According to the old rules! Let's sleep. ”

"Okay."

It's been more than two years of roommate relationship.,There's already a set of rules.,In order for everyone's indulgent Harpy not to end up in the tragic ending of the whole army in the future.,Every time the teacher catches the dormitory and speaks against discipline.,It's up to the person who provoked the topic.。

The ceiling is so low, just like my sudden mood, whether it is a song that is cool for me, or a song that I play in the mud in the Northeast to relieve the tension.

Gou Haodong thought secretly......

Afternoon office.

"Gou Haodong, how many times have you told me! When you talk again at noon, why can't you control your mouth? ”

Mr. Wang is only 1.56 meters tall, 1.6 meters tall when he steps on high heels, and he is training Gou Haodong, who is 1.8 meters tall, with his face up.

In order to keep the teacher from being tired, Gou Haodong tried hard to bend down and bow his head, but he still couldn't make up for this gap. "Teacher, I promise never to do it again."

"Guaranteed?" As soon as he heard this word, Mr. Wang's eyes erupted with fire, "You still dare to tell me the guarantee, you can see for yourself." ”

Mr. Wang opened the drawer of his desk, took out a thick pile of manuscript paper full of words, and slapped it in front of Gou Haodong.

Gou Haodong looked at his past glorious achievements and sighed.

"I'll keep you in mind, this is the thirtieth time you've written a review for violating discipline since you went to high school. You know for what reason, I won't waste time with you here. You write a thousand words at a time, 30,000, 30,000! What's the matter, you're going to review it and serialize it, right? Say, what do you want to do this time? Teacher Wang stared at Gou Haodong with hatred.

There was silence. Gou Haodong was a little puzzled, and quietly raised his head and glanced at it.

"Smack-" "Oops. ”

Teacher Wang jumped on his scalp.

"It hurts the teacher to death, I don't dare, I don't dare anymore! This month, I cleaned up. ”

Teacher Wang looked at Gou Haodong, who was a head taller than him, and said earnestly: "Gou Haodong, you are not a bad boy, why don't you improve your control?" It's only been a week since the start of the third year of high school, and you can see who is like you. Well, study time is precious, and I won't take up your time, you go back and think about what kind of posture you should take to prepare for the upcoming college entrance examination. ”

"I'm sorry teacher, I won't trouble you in the future, I'm going to class."

Teacher Wang waved his hand and sat back in front of the computer to prepare the weekly test papers for the students.

Gou Haodong gently closed the office door and walked towards the classroom. On the way, some class teachers are explaining the exercises, and some are asking questions, all of which are in order to grasp the results to cope with the college entrance examination.

The sound insulation effect of the classroom is very good, Gou Haodong stood at the door, feeling that the classroom was a little noisy, and he was wondering. Pushing open the door, a wave of sound rushed to the face-

"First, the Xinhai Revolution overthrew the rule of the Qing Dynasty and ended ...... It's over...... Ended uh, first, the Xinhai Revolution overthrew the Qing Dynasty...... "If it is true that the repeater is a great nature of human beings, this girl who endorses and speaks at twenty times the speed perfectly interprets this."

"Mr. Sun, I'm in the middle of the meeting! Three People's Principles Save the Bitter Water! "Can you make up the words well, freestyle doesn't have you like this, people's big bowls of lasagna are whitewashed!

Of course, most of the students are still normal, and they are all engrossed in the endorsement, as a liberal arts student, the knowledge reserve is essential. After learning all the knowledge in the first two years, the task of the third year of high school is to review, rub and break the knowledge points over and over again, and refine and absorb them. If you compare high school study to eating pork ribs, the first two years are meat, and the last year is bone marrow, and you must eat it clean and clear from the inside out.

Gou Haodong returned to his place, although he was tall, but in order to let him not chat with others in class, Mr. Wang arranged his seat in the innermost first row of the classroom.

Gou Haodong gently poked at the same position, "Isn't the first section mathematics, how can it be replaced with history?" ”

The same position moved the cervical spine for a while, and looked at the table on the wall, "The class has been transferred, the math teacher will be in class tomorrow, and these two periods will be in history first." ”

It is worth mentioning that in order to facilitate the students' learning efficiency and the convenience of the teachers of each subject to arrange the exams, the class schedule has been arranged into a one-time two classes, and the middle small class is used to fetch water or go to the toilet, so as to use the time to every minute and every second.

Gou Haodong reluctantly opened the book: "Alas, I don't want to learn, I want to evolve well, Gao Wu, Gu Wu, and Immortal cultivation are all fine!" ”