Ah Lang came out of the palace and walked down the street, looking down and thinking about his thoughts.

"Langlang, what are you doing?"

Ah Lang looked up and saw Shangguan Meng'er, the fat man, and the monkey master coming from the opposite side.

"What are you doing?" Meng'er said.

Ah Lang looked at Meng'er, shook his head and said, "Don't do it, it's not sexually interesting!" After speaking, he left in a hurry.

Meng'er was stunned, the fat man and the monkey master were behind them, and they opened their mouths in surprise and stared, you look at me, I look at you!

"Lang Lang! Do you want to die?" Meng'er blushed and finished speaking, and chased after him to beat Ah Lang! The two of them followed closely behind, each thinking: What a deal! This thing dares to say anything, shameless to the extreme! The fat man is a great good man compared to him! Gui Ah Lang! My own sister, you dare to tease! Although the four of us grew up with bare butts, it was all when we were children, and if we saw him again, I had to beat him hard, this thing is really cheap, cheap to the peak!

Ah Lang Sazi ran home, and when he returned to the mansion to see the second elder, he simply said that his aunt missed him, and he didn't say anything else.

"Xiao Cui, bring some sweet potatoes and stinky tofu to the young master, I'm hungry!"

"Little master, sweet potatoes are there, what is stinky tofu? Can you still eat tofu when it stinks?"

Ah Lang was stunned, he liked to eat stinky tofu in his previous life, no?

"It's okay, you can go!" Ah Lang came to the kitchen by himself, took the tofu and spare ingredients, and made it open by himself......

Ah Lang returned to the room, lay on the bed, crossed Erlang's legs, and thought about what had happened in the past two days......

Suddenly, his body trembled, and he came to the divine consciousness space again.

"How's the bone transfer deformation practice? I'll take a look!" said in a purple mist.

Ah Lang's body kept slowly twisting, turning into a tall, thin and ordinary-looking person. I feel a dull pain in my muscles and bones......

"You've just learned some fur, it's very shallow, why don't you go to the Heavenly Marrow Pool, drink a drop and see how about it?"

Ah Lang swallowed a drop of heavenly marrow liquid into his abdomen, and instantly felt the blood veins in his body, and there were flames boiling in his muscles and bones......

Ah Lang gritted his teeth and said nothing, and the sweat on his body flowed down like Genghis Khan......

After a long time, Ah Lang went to the creation pool to take a bath, and felt much more comfortable, and the bone transfer deformation was much faster, at least it was not very painful.

"Only when you understand life and understand the world can you feel something in your heart and gain something, understand?"

"Yes, master!"

"Tomorrow you transform, to experience the various roles of being a human being!"

"Yes, master!"

"When...... While...... When ......" a gong sounded

"The poor are ugly, 1.49 meters, primary school education, rural hukou, half a thatched house, no wife; all year round, medicine does not leave the mouth, standing on the street today, recruiting girlfriends, life path, hand in hand" A short, fat, ugly-looking little dwarf shouted while knocking on a small gong.

A group of people gathered around and gossiped: "Little man, what are you doing?"

"Big brother, give the two copper plates, I haven't eaten for three days!"

"Grass! If you want food, you can ask for food, and you will get married?"

"Thatched hut, there is only half of it, who is with you? The dog has a whole litter!"

"Short, poor and ugly! you're all in the hair, which woman will look for you?"

"Let's ask for your food, and try to save a coffin book!"

......

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Let the master see what's going on inside?" an evil young man led a big yellow dog, followed by a few ruffians!

"Damn, you're a person, you think you're a monster?"

"Uncle, give the two copper plates, I haven't eaten for a few days!"

The evil young man looked at the little dwarf with a smile and said: "Okay, grandpa, I have a kind nature, I have always been compassionate and compassionate, and I am known as the "Wang Dashan Man" in the west of the city.

The little dwarf hesitated......

"Scream...... Scream, ......," the crowd cheered.

"Mom...... Mother...... Mom......" the little dwarf yelled at the big yellow dog on his knees.

"Oh, I'll go! This thing really makes a dog mother!" some laughed.

"Haha...... Lord is happy today, give you money!"

"Thank you, Dad...... Thank you, Dad......" The little dwarf said again and again.

The crowd suddenly fell silent......

"Boom" exploded again......

"This is so damn bad."

"Haha......"

Some people laughed crookedly, and some people bent over with laughter......

"You are looking for death, give me a beating!" Evil Shao kicked the little dwarf, and several ruffians went over to punch and kick him......

"Stop!" a woman shouted.

"Yo, little girl, do you like the little dwarf? It's better to go with him, what you have is money. The evil young hippie said with a smile.

A ruffian saw it and hurriedly came over and whispered to the evil young man: "Boss, you are in trouble, this is Shangguan Meng'er, the only daughter of Hubu Shangshu." When the evil young man heard this, his face turned pale with fright and hurriedly said: "The little one doesn't know if it's Aunt Meng'er......" Before the mother could say the word, she kicked the evil young man to the ground with a big foot.

"Damn, my sister's name is what you can call this pickled goods?" said the monkey master, pushing the crowd away.

"Someone, break all the hands and feet of these goods for me, especially the leader, pull out all the teeth for me, and then pour some dung into him to rinse his mouth!"

"Yes, young master!" came over a few family members to beat ......

The crowd dispersed......

"Are you alright?" Meng'er squatted down and looked at the little dwarf.

"Thank you, girl, I'm fine!" said the little dwarf, whose nose was blue and his face was swollen, and his eyes were squinted.

"Take the silver and go home!" Meng'er took out some silver taels from her bosom and handed them to the little dwarf.

"Thank you, girl, thank you......" The little dwarf knelt down and kowtowed.

"Let's go, continue to look for Langlang, where did this guy go, there is no family at home, find him, Miss Ben wants him to look good, hum ......" Meng'er said to the monkey master.

The little dwarf looked at the backs of a few people who were far away, and said in his heart: You can find this young master, you have seen the ghost! This silver still smells fragrant! Grass! It really hurts......

Ah Lang came out of the space, lay on the bed, and looked at the roof intently......

In a secret room in the palace of Wenchen Shoufu Yang Taishi, the imperial concubine Yang Yanyun looked at Yang Taishi and said, "Father, is Xing'er better?"

"He's just a little bit of a skin injury, just a few days off. ”

"Gui Ah Lang, I must make him look good, dare to bully and humiliate my nephew!"

"Okay! These are all small things, we must focus on the overall situation, how are things going in the palace?"

"The daughter is going on in secret, everything is going well!"

"Daughter, remember: if you can't bear it, you will make a big plan, and the affairs of the child's family are harmless, don't worry too much about the momentary gains and losses, you know?"

"A daughter obeys her father's teachings!"

......

In the palace, the seventh princess sat at the table in the boudoir, holding her chin with her hands: Gui Alang, this bad thing, the name of the toilet is full of chic, and the men's toilet is only about poetry, if it is to praise the waterfall, it is wonderful! But this bad thing is inscribed on the men's toilet, which is really a loss of the elegance of the poem! As for the verses of the women's toilet, Gui Alang is a big villain! If you find an opportunity, you will definitely let your father beat him! How can there be such an inscription on the women's toilet? I don't know what I thought, I blushed, buried my head in the crook of my arm, and did not dare to come out......