"Sister, sister, you... Liang Kaiyu was so ashamed that his ears turned red when he heard Sister Shui's words, and his speech became slurred: "Besides, do you need anything else besides roast duck?" ”

"Alas, okay, sister, I'm afraid of you, give it, take it and buy what you like to eat." Sister Shui said, took out five hundred yuan from her wallet, handed it to Liang Kaiyu, and then teased: "You, the boss is not small, why are you so uninteresting?" Oh, do you want to be on the sidelines and learn to learn? ”

"No, no, no, there's no matter, Sister Shui, you talk to my brother about me slowly, I'll go buy it, buy roast duck." After Liang Kaiyu finished speaking, he turned around and ran away quickly.

"I didn't expect you, a cunning old fritter, to receive such an honest apprentice." Sister Shui stared at Wang Ge with resentment on her face: "Why is it that all of the people I have withdrawn are two hundred and five with abnormal heads." Wang Ge on the side was still wiping the binoculars as if no one was around, and Sister Shui, who had long been accustomed to Wang Ge's convulsions from time to time, was not annoyed, but got up and made tea by herself: "Last time, according to your locator, our people tracked Qi Biaohu all the way to a sanatorium called the most happy in the middle of the mountain in Chuncheng, and after investigation, we found that this sanatorium was sold to Qi Biaohu a few years ago because the current director was not good at management, so a few years ago he sold a piece of land on the edge of the sanatorium to Qi Biaohu to build a private villa, and last year Qi Biaohu became the sponsor of this sanatorium. By the way, every time Qi Biaohu went there to visit, it was his former right-hand man, his subordinate was named Shen Dali, who was sued in court for molesting underage girls the year before last, but later this person was judged to be severely schizophrenic and then sent to the most happy, at that time, because the police could not find favorable evidence, so they had to agree with the court's verdict first, and then privately sent someone to sneak in to the most happy to investigate. But the person who was sent in before checked for a whole year but couldn't find anything and exposed his whereabouts, and last month we re-sent a person with zero words to go in in the name of looking for a job, but he went in for more than half a month and still couldn't find useful information. After discussing it, the people above decided to let me send another person to infiltrate the most joyful, but this time we plan to... ”

"Wait, wait, sister, what did you just say?" After Sister Shui said a lot, Wang Ge finally reacted, he threw down the telescope in his hand and looked at Sister Shui excitedly. "We sent someone into the most happy investigation, but nothing came out." Sister Shui glanced at Wang Ge: "Dare to love me, I've been talking about this for a long time, and you're only now ready to start listening to me." ”

"It's not this sentence, it's the last sentence." Wang Ge smiled and said to Sister Shui: "Sister is the last sentence. ”

"Let me send another person to infiltrate the most joyful." Sister Shui replied angrily. "I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, sister, just let me go." Wang Ge said and approached Sister Shui and said flatteringly: "Sister, I know that you love me, and if you have a good job, you will definitely think of me first." ”

"Good job? Is it raining money today? Don't you call Sister Shui sister? Sister Shui turned her head to look outside the house, then turned her head to look at Wang Ge and smiled sarcastically: "Hmph, don't you always claim that you are going to retire when you are usually given tasks?" Why are you so positive today? ”

"Okay sister, I confess, I actually just want to change to a more advanced telescope, this broken thing on the ground I bought for thousands of dollars, and I can use it to see the beautiful girl on the opposite side taking a bath, and I can't see through the rising water vapor at all." Wang Ge pointed to the telescope on the ground and said solemnly: "So in order to change to a better one, I decided to work hard from today, so sister, you can leave the task to me this time with confidence." ”

"Okay, sister, I'll wait for your words." Sister Shui pressed her index finger on Wang Ge's lips and smiled sadly: "Tomorrow, you will go and beat your current boss hard, and then take off your shirt and go to the street to parade and giggle." ”

"Sister, isn't this task a little off topic?" After listening to Sister Shui's words, the smile on the corner of Wang Ge's mouth instantly froze. "It's not off topic, let me send a psychopath in, how can you get in if you're not crazy?" Sister Shui patted Wang Ge's shoulder and said with a smile: "Qi Biaohu has seen you, in order not to make him suspicious, so you have to act more realistically, it's best to rummage through the trash cans to eat garbage and then cry or something?" ”

"Sister, not sister, do you really want to play so hard? Can't you just go in in a gentle way? Wang Ge's face turned blue after hearing this. If you haven't seen Qi Biaohu, sister, I will definitely send you in directly. But who asked you to add drama to yourself before? Boy, the most taboo thing in our business is to add drama to yourself, your punishment is light, if it is serious, your life will be gone. Sister Shui stretched out her hand around Wang Ge's neck and laughed softly: "I have already taken care of everything up and down, and your uncle's family, I will arrange for a nurse and that stupid boy to take care of it when the time comes, so you can go with confidence." "Listener Wang Ge has been petrified.

"I, I'm coming back a little early, or I'll go downstairs again." Liang Kaiyu entered the door and saw the faces of the two people hugging each other, and his eyes immediately turned the color of pig liver, and his eyes drifted left and right, but he didn't dare to look at the two people in front of him. "No need, we're done, little brother will reward you with these dishes today, sister will go first." Sister Shui picked up the handbag on the sofa and walked out, and when she opened the door, she didn't forget to turn around and give Wang Ge a flying kiss: "Wang Ge, you have to remember to behave well tomorrow, you just said that you want to reassure people." ”

"Brother, you have Sister Shui, don't worry about Miss Shen anymore, Sister Water is not only beautiful, but also her ability is comparable to Miss Shen. Sister Shui is so good, I have grown so big, and it is the first time that I have come to the store so proudly and said to the boss: The boss will bring me a whole roast duck. Liang Kaiyu held the roast duck in his hand and swallowed his saliva and almost bit it: "Brother, let's have dinner." (Many years later, Liang Kai, who was sent by Sister Shui to be a cowherd, howled in Yangtian: "I really looked away at the beginning. ”)

"Kaiyu, you said, brother, will I be famous if I go to the street to dig out garbage cans with this face?" Wang Ge didn't answer Liang Kaiyu's words, but took out a small mirror from his trouser pocket and moved it up and down his face left and right: "Tsk, it's a bit of a waste to dig out garbage with such a handsome face, or I will go to the street tomorrow to kiss the beauties on the road one by one?" ”

"Brother, you are too unkind, you just promised Sister Shui that she would work hard tomorrow." Liang Kaiyu looked at Wang Ge with some anger: "Brother, even if you really want to change your mind, you can wait until I have eaten ten or eight roast ducks." ”

"I only know how to eat if I don't have any interest, brother, why did I choose such a subordinate for myself when I was really blind?" Wang Ge stretched out his hand and tore off the roast duck leg and stuffed it into his mouth, sighing while eating: "It must have been caused by the salty egg fried rice you sent when I was looking at the street when I was looking at the street, alas, but it is not easy to change people at this juncture, so brother, I will use it first." ”

"What are you talking about, brother? Why can't I understand a word? Liang Kaiyu put down the roast duck and looked at Wang Ge: "Brother, it's a big deal, I'll add another fifty rent, don't drive me away." ”

"You, you, you, you're going to me off to death, if you let the group of foxes in the group know that I recruited such a heartless person, you can't laugh at me every day?" The more Wang Ge spoke, the more angry he became, seeing that Liang Kaiyu was still ignorant, he had to pat his chest with the duck bone in his hand, and then took out a pen and paper to write an address and stuffed it into Liang Kaiyu's hand: "You don't have to go to the street tomorrow, this is your new job, and someone will tell you what to do after you go there." ”

"Brother, is this new job being well treated?" Liang Kaiyu asked innocently with the note in his hand. "The treatment is very good, including food and accommodation, as well as five insurances and one housing plus commission, and there will be additional funeral expenses and pensions. You are a private person who belongs to me, and you are a newcomer, after you enter, they will only let you do some auxiliary work, and it will not be dangerous, so put your mind at ease and do it well, this is a good opportunity for you to save your wife's capital. Wang Ge patted Liang Kaiyu on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Brother knew that you were a potential person when he saw you for the first time, take advantage of this time to experience the new job, you will be an intern before I come back, and you will tell me if you want to become a regular when my brother comes back." ”

"Brother, where are you going?" Liang Kaiyu looked at Wang Ge with a puzzled face: "Brother, this job is so good, why don't you come with me?" ”

"Stop, stop, let's stop talking about this issue, if we keep pulling it, I'll die young." Wang Ge pressed his heart with one hand and waved at Liang Kaiyu with the other: "If you want to know, you will naturally have the answer when you get there tomorrow, now you hurry up and cook for me." ”

"Okay brother." Liang Kaiyu said that he hugged the roast duck and rushed into the kitchen. "I don't know if the idiot dean engraved my handsome appearance in his heart, but I didn't expect that I would encounter the Waterloo of life before I reached middle age." After Liang Kaiyu entered the kitchen, Wang Ge took out the mirror and said to himself: "You won't be sentenced to death at the beginning, is it too late to be disfigured now?" ”

The next day

"Wang Ge, Captain Zhuang asked you to go to the office and said that he was looking for you for something." As soon as Wang Ge arrived at the bureau, he was stopped by his colleagues: "I just saw Captain Zhuang smiling, it seems that your good days are coming." ”

"Well, it's a good day indeed." Wang Ge stretched out his hand and patted his colleague's shoulder, and whispered: "Today, the yellow calendar says that it is appropriate to sacrifice and to go out of the funeral." Wang Ge's words frightened his colleagues into a daze, and after Wang Ge left, he said to himself: "When did Wang Ge go to learn feng shui, so lazy people go to learn feng shui, it seems that it is a good way to make money, well, I will also learn from others tomorrow." ”

"Wang Ge, you bastard." As soon as Wang Ge opened the door, a folder flew towards him. "Yo Zhuang, Captain Zhuang, what did I do wrong to make you lose your temper so much." Wang Ge easily took the folder and looked at Captain Zhuang with disdain: "Don't you see that I am more handsome than you, so I am jealous?" ”

"You, you, you, I'll kill you." Captain Zhuang stood up and walked up to Wang Ge, taking advantage of Wang Ge's inattention, he swung a punch at Wang Ge, and it didn't take long for the two to scuffle on the ground. "Okay, you're a king." Captain Zhuang pressed Wang Ge and pulled Wang Ge's collar and said in a low voice: "My cat has been here for two years and has taken a fancy to such a qualified person, but you have poached the person I fancied, and the people in the group are right, you are a fox, and Lao Tzu should not have taken you in the first place." ”

"Captain Zhuang, you haven't made a move, I thought you didn't want it anymore, but I had to take it first." Wang Ge looked at Captain Zhuang and smiled: "Captain Zhuang, why don't you have an audience here, how do you explain to people that I'm crazy?" ”

"The play hasn't started yet? I'm just trying to beat you up first. I was going to beat you up and send you in, but I really wanted to record you rummaging through the trash can, so I'm going to leave your dog dead this time. Captain Zhuang said fiercely: "Boy, next time you dare to rob Lao Tzu's things, Lao Tzu will take your life, do you understand?" ”

"Don't worry, there's no next time." Wang Ge said with a smile, but there was really suffering in his heart: Alas, I actually snatched a fool back, if it wasn't for the shame of returning it, I would have packed it up and thrown it back.

"Captain, I brought you all the information you wanted." At this time, there was a knock on the door, and Captain Zhuang immediately let go of his hand and said excitedly to Wang Ge: "Quick, hit me, it's time to play, remember to start, Lao Tzu has a new task, so I have to find an excuse to resign." "Captain Zhuang's next task is to be the owner of a commissary in a mountain village, where drug production is rampant.

"Okay." Wang Ge smiled, slapped Captain Zhuang's face, gritted his teeth, and said, "You're just a barking dog, why do you want me to listen to you in everything." ”

"Wang Ge, you bastard, if I don't teach you a good lesson today, I won't be surnamed Zhuang." Captain Zhuang got up a little embarrassed, walked to the door, opened the door and shouted: "The people outside help me tie up the crazy people here, and they dare to beat me, didn't they promise to give him a salary increase, it's unreasonable to go crazy because of this little thing." When the people outside heard Wang Ge beating people, they immediately rushed in and pulled Wang Ge back.

"You let go of me, let go of me, let go... Wang Ge spat at Captain Zhuang while struggling: "Bah, the little salary you gave me for a week is only enough for me to eat and rent, and I don't even have the money to buy a decent dress for my girlfriend." Wang Ge said as he broke free from the person who grabbed him, rushed up and punched and kicked Captain Zhuang: "You know what? My girlfriend went back to her hometown a few days ago, but yesterday she called me to tell me that she has become someone else's wife, and I have no girlfriend, and I have no wife because of you, all because of you. ”

"Are you all dead? Don't get this madman out of my way. Captain Zhuang pretended to fight back, and his intestines were full of regret in his heart: Okay, although you Wang Ge avoided my key point with his moves, he really punched to the flesh, hey, it hurt Lao Tzu to death, and when this scene is over, Lao Tzu must go to the sanatorium to give you a few shots of tranquilizers.

"Huh, catch me? I'm quitting, I'm going to be a rich man, this hat is for you, hehe... Wang Ge threw the hat on his head to the person who was going to catch him, then turned around and ran out in a jump: "Hehe, I'm a rich man, I'm a rich man, I can live in a villa and drive a luxury car tomorrow haha... ”

"Why are you still stunned to chase me, quickly arrest someone for me." Captain Zhuang wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and said angrily: "Isn't it just a woman?" It's really crazy. ”

"Captain Zhuang." At this time, a young man who had gone to arrest Wang Ge came back empty-handed. "You, you didn't catch it, why did you come back, oh my face, it hurts, it hurts Lao Tzu, this madman is really beating me to death." As soon as Captain Zhuang opened his mouth and scolded, he immediately screamed in pain. "Captain Zhuang, Wang, Wang Ge is afraid that he has really been stimulated too much, now, what about the trash cans on the street now?" The young man said anxiously, "Are we going to send him to the hospital immediately?" ”

"You're useless." Captain Zhuang pointed to his face, then pointed outside, and said angrily to the young man, "Do you think I or him need to go to the hospital more?" So saying, he limped out, but after a few steps, he turned back and yelled at the young man who was there, "I don't have the eyesight to help me go over to see the madman." ”

When Captain Zhuang arrived, he saw Wang Ge sitting on the trash can covered in dirt and holding the empty Moutai wine bottle and kissing fiercely: "Well, it's really fragrant, it's really good wine, hum... "You look at me as the assistant police officer who chased you from the side, and I don't know what to do when I look at you." Look, you two handcuff him and drag him to my car, and you drive him to the Most Joyful Psychiatric Sanatorium, where you search for the address with your mobile phone, where there are the best psychiatrists. Captain Zhuang took out his car keys and threw them in a person's hand at random, and then said viciously to the young man who was holding him: "And you will send me to the hospital." ”

"Captain Zhuang didn't report this?" The young man hesitated for a moment and then spoke: "Wang Ge is just stimulated, maybe it will be fine for a while, if we don't wait and see, we don't need to be in such a hurry to send him to a mental sanatorium." ”

"Idiot, are you trying to make a big deal out of it so that you can take off the hat on Lao Tzu's head? Let me tell you that Wang Ge has him today, and without me, I can't have him. Captain Zhuang slapped the young man's head and shouted, his heart was full of doubts: The person who smashed the field was also arranged by Sister Shui?

Seeing that the person next to him was still standing in a daze, the captain of Zhuang stretched out his foot and kicked the person closest to him: "Why are you still stunned, why hurry up and send someone to me, Lao Tzu didn't say that he was going to be put in a nursing home, but he just asked the doctor there to show him his deranged head." Are you all here to rebel? After listening to Captain Zhuang's words, the people on the side reacted and began to hurriedly drag Wang Ge, who was shaking his head and humming, into the car, and then left with a smoke.

"Captain Zhuang, don't worry, I recorded everything just now and sent it to the people above, with this video, the people on it won't misunderstand you because of this." As soon as Wang Ge left, the young man who was supporting Captain Zhuang handed his mobile phone to Captain Zhuang and smiled innocently: "Everything is Wang Ge's fault." ”

"It's still a clever young man, thank you so much, and I'll treat you to a meal when this matter is over." Of course, Captain Zhuang didn't miss the calculation that flashed in the young man's eyes, and he was surprised in his heart: It seems that Sister Shui is right, and the people who are involved in Wang Ge are very lucky, and I was thinking about how to find an excuse to resign, and someone helped me do this, which is really good.

"Come brother, wash your hands, drink saliva, and rest." "Brother is tired from rummaging through the trash can, I'll help you rub your shoulders" "Sister Shui actually wants to recruit such a damaging brother to rectify it, and brother is too ruthless." As soon as the car turned, the people who grabbed Wang Ge and got into the car immediately changed their attitudes, and they shouted at Wang Ge one by one. Okay, you guys, don't fix these vains. Wang Ge put away the stupid expression on his face, squinted at the few people in the car, and said with a smile: "Didn't you just watch my brother pick up the trash can?" ”

"Report to the captain, we just wanted to make the play more realistic." As soon as several people heard Wang Gede's words, they immediately sat upright, raised their military salutes, and said in unison. "Alright, alright, stop, don't toss." Wang Ge waved his hand and said: "When the time comes, you only need to throw me in and explain the truth, and you don't need to interfere with me to act for anything else." ”

"Yes." Several people answered in unison.

The most joyful

"Dean, what trouble have you caused me outside, this police officer has escorted people to the gate of our hospital." Aunt Lian walked into the office and greeted Ji Changqing with a spoonful: "You are about to toss our hospital to the point of closure, why haven't you stopped." ”。

"You said that the police escorted people here, Ni Sheng, hurry up and pick up people with me, it must be business coming to the door." When Ji Changqing heard that someone was coming, he hurriedly beckoned Chu Nisheng, who was standing on the side, to go out, and the pain in his head was automatically ignored by him.