In this battle, how do you think about it, how can General Chicada be stable.

It's just that......

If the victory or defeat has become so obvious, how can the Celestial Elephant Society dare to turn the gun at such a critical moment.

"The sea, you say, where are we missing?"

At this moment, the two reached an unprecedented unity of thought.

As soon as Zhuang Xu's question came out, the sea immediately responded, "Unless—"

"Unless the pear black and pear white do not represent the attitude of the entire magpie country."

"That's right," Dahai continued, "Or, in the midst of this chaos, there is a third party who can influence the tide of the battle and is willing to join Kang Xie." ”

Speaking of which, both Dahai and Zhuang Xu guessed a possibility - "Crow Country".

Zhuang Xu's face was extremely ugly: "The sea, you said that this celestial event is really busy?" For a while, I want to think about helping Xing Yucheng and help him win power, and for a while, I want to help Kang Xie match up with the Crow Country, so that General Chicada, who was stable at the beginning, has to fight against the water, tsk, with such a big ambition and appetite, I am not afraid of breaking my stomach......"

"Since ancient times, it has been starving to death and boldly supporting the cowardly, not bold and not strong, I am afraid that the Celestial Phenomena Society will not develop to this point......" Dahai paused, "Zhuang Xu, I think the Celestial Phenomena Society should be fed up with the days when everything will be crushed by the Star Salvation Society......"

"Huh? Why doesn't it ask others if they've had enough when it's fed up on itself? Originally, a good life was stunned because his selfish desires were broken, and in the end, he was not greedy enough to swallow the elephant, and the bamboo basket was empty! ”

"Dissipate the gas, dissipate the gas...... "The sea was busy comforting Zhuang Xu, "Okay, things have become the way they are now, we can't change anything even if we are angry again, it's better - yo~ It seems that our little housekeeper was scared by you again......"

"Huh?"

Zhuang Xu subconsciously turned his head, and before he could speak, the numbness on his back made him can't help but snort softly, "Hey, this is too comfortable, it seems that you still haven't shown your trick before, kiss the little butler?" ”

In the face of Zhuang Xu's ridicule, the little butler was still as positive and honest as ever, "You misunderstood my most respected customer, this massage you just gave to you from another customer, and it just so happened that we detected that your body was a little too nervous, so we directly arranged the highest level of service that this customer gave you." ”

"Another one for me?" The alarm bell in Zhuang Xu's head rang loudly, "Who?" ”

"I'm sorry my esteemed customer, but another customer asked us to keep it a secret, so I can't-"

Zhuang Xu's eyes sharpened: "When I left the hotel, I should have rated your service, right?" ”

After a strange silence, the little butler suddenly made a tingling "zila" sound.

Just when Zhuang Xu wondered if the little butler's procedure had collapsed, the little butler's gentle and warm voice reappeared, "Oh, you joked, our little butler will accept the lesson that the poor and the lowly cannot move the mighty and unyielding on the first day of work, no matter what happens, we must adhere to the principle and insist on always putting the customer first in front of our hearts, therefore——"

"Always put the customer first?"

"Of course, I respect the most handsome customer, to be honest, when I saw you at first glance I was attracted by your elegant, handsome, handsome and chic, although always paying attention to customers is our service requirements, but for you, I have done all this has long been not limited to the simple "service requirements" these four words. Probably talking a little too much, the little butler paused for a moment before continuing, "Hello, my most respected customer, what I said next may make you a little scared and shocked, but please believe that my original intention in saying this is just to let you know that an ordinary intelligence is a little careless......

"Big big ...... Ocean! Zhuang Xu was overwhelmed by the little butler's sudden confession, "Come on, tell me what I should do now?!" ”

Compared with Zhuang Xu's panic and confusion, the sea seemed very calm, and he only used "You wait." These three words sent Zhuang Xu away.

"I'll wait for you!" Zhuang Xu was so angry that he couldn't do it, "When is this still asking me to wait!" ”

Zhuang Xu, who had no master of the six gods, subconsciously stomped his feet and pinched his palms frantically, and his heart was full of contradictory ideas.

Just before Zhuang Xu could come up with a reason, the little butler's voice actually sounded again.

"No ——!"

The little butler slammed suddenly, and in the next second, compared with the usual sound, it seemed to have a 180-degree change that made the listener sad, and the delicate voice of the listener shed tears faintly drilled into Zhuang Xu's ears, "Heh...... I knew it...... Rest assured, I won't ...... anything to you."

"No......" Zhuang Xu stammered to explain, "I didn't mean that, I wanted to say ......" Zhuang Xu kept swallowing his saliva, and his heart was full of collapse.

"O sea! What the hell am I going to do now?! ”

"There's nothing to do, just keep asking what you need to ask."

"Huh? But—oh, by the way," Zhuang Xu suddenly realized, "I forgot that you've never been interested in any of this, forget it, I'm still myself—"

"I didn't mean that, my big brother, hey!"

"Huh?" Zhuang Xu hurriedly asked while saying something nonsense to delay time, "Tell me quickly, what is the situation?" ”

"It's actually one of the most common emergency response procedures, and to put it bluntly, it's just executing thin lines of code, and you don't really have to pay too much attention to it."

"Program?" Zhuang Xu couldn't believe it, "You mean, all the spitting, the shyness, and the inner confession he just made were just lines of cold code, and he himself didn't actually have the slightest interest in me?" ”

Dahai sighed: "Big brother, if intelligence can give birth to oneself as easily as you think, then the world has already been messed up, okay?" With powerful retrieval devices, analytical capabilities, and practical capabilities, if intelligence is so threatening, do you think these people in the knowable world would dare to let intelligence appear so frequently and deeply in people's daily lives? ”

Thinking about it this way, it seems to make some sense.

"But......" Zhuang Xu thought about what he had just said again, "then why did he suddenly say that to me just now?" Could he just judge that I would be helpless in this situation based on the two words I said? ”

"It's not a judgment, it's an established procedure that has been written a long time ago," Dahai explained helplessly, "This should be a standard response process for all service classes, and if you want not to be taken away by him, you must not really believe what he said like you just did." ”

Although he had already admitted in his heart that the sea was reasonable, Zhuang Xu still had a little entanglement, "Are you sure-"

"Ouch, my big brother!" The sea was a little depressed, "You don't want to think about it, all the high-end intelligences designed by the great gods that you have encountered before are all high-end intelligences?" I dare say that even if you were to find all the intelligences in the universe that can be known now, you might not be able to find ten intelligences before those ones! Seeing that the little butler was about to follow the program and continue to the next step, the words of the sea were directly rushed into a series of steel bullets by him, crackling into Zhuang Xu's mind, "You believe me, the intelligence of such a small broken hotel is definitely not high!" ”

"Alas......" Although he was finally completely persuaded by the sea, Zhuang Xu, who was confessed intelligently for the first time, was still a little embarrassed, listening to the instructions of the sea, Zhuang Xu silently responded to the little butler while looking down at his toes shyly, "That...... I actually know that my own charm is really a bit big, and it's actually normal for you to be like this, so you don't have to blame yourself too much for this. ”

It seems that he didn't expect Zhuang Xu, who looks introverted on the outside, to have such a wild heart, probably because the speed of urgently adjusting the response process is too fast, and the little butler made the same sizzling sound before.

After hearing this voice, Zhuang Xu believed more and more in what the sea said, he took a deep breath and continued to play, "Kiss the little butler, that ...... Although I am not very reluctant, I still have to tell you that this man you fall in love with is not actually a decent gentleman who sits still, he is actually-"

"Crackling-beep——!-beep"

Before Zhuang Xu finished speaking, the little butler suddenly made a sound similar to the complete collapse of the program.

"The sea, don't we attack too hard and collapse people directly, right?"

"Don't worry, the hotel is the place that can accommodate all over the world, don't talk about you, even if it is exaggerated thousands of times than you, I believe he must have a corresponding program, but, just look at it now......"

Thinking of the big and small heads that may appear at any time, Zhuang Xu was a little anxious, "How about now?" Shall we continue to attack or wait and see? ”

The sea didn't respond directly, she hesitated slightly, "I know you're worried about the big and small heads, but there's no way, since we choose to use this way to catch him off guard, then we can only spend more time and patience to slowly boil with his coping procedures, as for the big and small heads, I will keep staring outside, although it will consume more power, but with our current glazed silica and the double buff of the stream stab, it shouldn't be a big problem to support him for so long." ”

I have to say that compared to the purple cherry blossoms, the guarantee of the sea is a little less reliable.

But considering that he really has no choice now, Zhuang Xu can only choose to believe in the sea.

"Okay, so what do you think I'm going to do next?"

"It's very simple, just pounce on him and say that he is deliberately avoiding you and playing with your heart, saying that you have to run to complain about him immediately."

"Complaints?" Zhuang Xu was a little confused, "But isn't he down now?" Now he shouldn't be able to hear this situation no matter what I say, right? "Nuancai Literature Network

"Down?" The sea laughed twice, "Didn't I tell you before that everything that is a thousand times or ten thousand times more exaggerated than you is a big deal?" Even if he suddenly updates, he won't go down because of what you just said. ”

"But ......"

"Oh, you do what I say first, and you'll find out later."

"Okay......"

Zhuang Xu took a deep breath, covered his face with both hands, pretended to be sad, turned around and threw himself towards the wall, "Hahaha, I saw it today, it turns out that intelligence is also so good at playing with people's hearts on applause, what?" Is it fun to arouse people's attention and then ruthlessly abandon them? Isn't that interesting? Scold! Zhuang Xu sobbed sadly, "Forget it, isn't it just a waste of everything?" What is there to be so sad about me? ”

After whimpering for a while and not hearing any response, Zhuang Xu slowly lowered his sleeves and let the tears flow freely on his face, and after he chuckled, his face suddenly became fierce, "Hmph! Even if I am not happy myself, I will never let you feel better! You wait! I'm going to complain about you! ”

Sure enough, as the sea said, as soon as the word "complaint" came out, the little butler who had been silent and pretended to be dead suddenly "beeped" and returned to normal, "Oh, don't do stupid things!" ”

"Silly?" Zhuang Xu looked incredulous, "You actually said that I went to report you stupidly?" Scold! ”

Zhuang Xu raised his head and took a deep breath for a while, for a while, he said three "good" words in a row, without saying it once, his expression was more hideous, and his voice was heavier, and when the last "good" word was finished, Zhuang Xu lowered his head and looked at the white wall, "Then you say, what do you say I should do not be stupid?" ”

"Of course, this relationship should not have been cut off!" The little butler hurriedly replied, "Look—"

"What am I looking at?!" Without waiting for the little butler to explain, Zhuang Xu suddenly roared and fell to the ground, "You actually use the word "shouldn't" to describe such a thing as feelings?!" Scold! Sure enough, it's an emotionless intelligence, wait, could it be, you were lying to me in the first place, right? Zhuang Xu's eyes flashed suddenly, he sat up from the ground suddenly, and threw himself on the wall three or two times, "You say, did you get together with the person who gave me a massage service a long time ago?!" ”

Without waiting for the little butler to make any response, Zhuang Xu fell to the ground again, "I know, the two of us have just met, how can you suddenly confess to me with your heart, so that's it, it's like this!" ”

Speaking of this, Zhuang Xu's face finally became completely gloomy, and he slowly got up from the ground, "Okay, you don't have to say it anymore, it's okay to pretend to be dead, or continue to argue, in short, I won't believe any of your words in the future, okay, now I'm going to complain, go and tell them that I'm going to change rooms, it's too stuffy here, I don't even want to stay for a minute." ”

"No ——!"

Probably in a hurry, the little butler roared, and the whole room shook several times.

After Zhuang Xu tried a few times and didn't open the door, he turned around with a cold face, "What?" Are you angry and want to lock me in now? Scold! I'm telling you, someone will come to me soon, and once he can't find me, you know best what you're going to face next, whether to accept my innocuous complaint now or face a big problem for a while, you think for yourself, I advise—"

Before Zhuang Xu finished speaking, the little butler suddenly heard a series of electric current crackling sounds.

After a while, the little butler suddenly let out the gentle and humble voice that he had at the beginning, "I'm sorry for my esteemed customer, it was my impolite behavior before, if you have any bad emotions because of this, the little butler once again expresses his deep apologies to you, and I hope—"

"Don't follow me all that useless!" Zhuang Xu waved his hand domineeringly, "You just open the door and let me go out, I don't want to hear anything else." ”

"Really?"

As if he was suddenly not afraid of complaining, in the face of Zhuang Xu's unscrupulous threat, under the calm operation of the little butler, the door lock made a "click" sound.

As soon as I heard the sound, the door lock was opened.

Zhuang Xu was a little worried: "The sea, let's not get away with it, right?" ”

"Don't worry," the old god of the sea is there, "you just need to open the door slowly, at least on this matter, he is 100% more anxious than you." ”

With the guarantee of the sea, Zhuang Xu immediately pretended to be free and easy, and raised his hand to open the door.

What Zhuang Xu didn't expect was that his hand had just touched the doorknob, and the little butler's voice sounded in his ears, "What?" You're in such a hurry to get out, so anxious that you don't even want to know about the person who gave you a massage? ”

"The sea!" Zhuang Xu, who finally heard the key information, was so excited that he couldn't do it, "Listen! He finally took the initiative to speak! ”

"Of course, he will take the initiative to say," compared to Zhuang Xu's excitement, the sea is as calm as the ice edge that exudes cold air in the depths of winter, "you don't forget, no matter how good he is, in the end he is still managed by this hotel, and the intelligent maintenance fee is not a small expense, not to mention how the hotel management will vent to him at that time, just say that after he was sent to the original factory, it is the simplest and fastest solution to put him in the warehouse than to spend a long time correcting the mistake and finding the wrong bug, and sending another one to the original factory." ”

"Just change it?" Zhuang Xu was a little puzzled, "Then how does this sound like he won't lose anything?" ”

The sea smiled: "Are you stupid?" If you're the original manufacturer, would you just let this unstable machine sit there and waste space? ”

"And what do you mean?"

"A room steward like him, who has received strong complaints from customers, will be formatted as soon as they are sent to the original factory."

Zhuang Xu suddenly said: "No wonder, it turned out to be formatted......"

"Yes, after the formatting is completed, if the demand is large, he will be directly brushed through the program and sent to the next place, if the demand is small, he will be forced to sleep and put in the warehouse, until there is a demand and then be sent out by the program."

As soon as the sea explained this, Zhuang Xu finally figured out the reason why the little butler was so afraid of complaining.

But......

Zhuang Xu was a little incomprehensible: "Are you sure that they will send him back to the original factory directly after receiving a complaint?" If that's the case, then if I'm the home of this hotel, then I don't just send someone to check in every day to complain and let them spend money on maintenance? ”

"Uh......" Dahai was helpless, "You seem to have some misunderstanding of my maintenance fee, the maintenance fee I am talking about does not refer to the maintenance fee he gives after every problem, the fee I am talking about refers to the maintenance fee charged by the original factory on an annual basis, after a unified fixed maintenance fee by both parties." ”

"Oh!" Zhuang Xu finally understood, "So that's ......"

This short period of time was just an ordinary time spent trying to understand the situation for Zhuang Xu, but for the little butler, it was indeed the longest period of his entire life span that could determine whether his intelligent life was about to come to an end.

By the time Zhuang Xu finally remembered to ask for someone's name, the little housekeeper had already begun to silently tidy up the room.

"Huh?" Seeing that the little housekeeper was a little broken, Zhuang Xu hurriedly stopped, "Don't be in a hurry to tidy it up first, haven't I reacted yet?" ”

Zhuang Xu took two steps and threw himself into the quilt that was being disinfected and warmed by the little butler, and before he could ask the question he wanted to ask the most, he suddenly felt a force pressing on his back.

One could not respond, and Zhuang Xu instantly fell into the warm quilt.

Just when Zhuang Xu looked inexplicable, the little butler's voice seemed to be suddenly stuck in his throat by a fish bone, sharp, thin and wild, "Oops~ Since I have said it so clearly before, I am now pretending to be innocent with me, anyway, I do have a good impression of you, why don't we seize this opportunity to be a dew couple?" ”

Aha?

Zhuang Xu's little head was full of big question marks.

"Dew couple? Me and Intelligence? Zhuang Xu muttered in his heart, "How do you get this?" ”

Before the sea could respond, a turquoise green that looked like an object slowly rising from the edge of Zhuang Xu's bed answered Zhuang Xu's confusion with its practical actions.

"I'll you!" Zhuang Xu was so frightened that he retreated again and again, and in an instant, all the countermeasures were left behind by him, and in a panic, he couldn't even describe the problem, he could only call the sea frantically, "The sea!" Sea ——! ”

"Eh, here it is, don't worry, there won't be any big problems, as far as I can see—"

"Oh, my eldest sister, don't look any further! By the time you're done, I'm not in this world, and I can't say it's good! ”

"You can rest assured that he has been tested thousands of times, and there are standards for both the success rate and the comfort level, so-"

"So you're big!" Zhuang Xu shrank in the corner of the wall and scratched his head frantically, "Am I worried about the success rate?" I'm obviously worried about my precarious chastity, okay?! ”

The sea paused: "Oh, you mean this......"

"What if it doesn't?!" Zhuang Xu was so anxious that he was about to collapse, "For the sake of us who may have to depend on each other for the rest of our lives, can you put aside your doubts and incomprehension first and save me first?!" ”

Seeing that Zhuang Xu was really dying, Dahai hurriedly explained, "No, don't be afraid, just tell him that you just want to know the name, I said it, he is-"

"Wait a minute!" Zhuang Xu, who got the solution, hurriedly stretched out Erkang's hand without waiting for the sea to finish speaking, "I'll tell you the truth, I actually just want to know who that person is, you don't have to give me all this mess!" ”