Chapter 79: Four Retards
"Are they up?" Tang Sha looked at it and asked.
"I just saw Miss Mo go downstairs." Yuan Fang pointed downstairs.
"I'll call Zilian."
Tang Sha crossed Yuan Fang and walked to the door of Qingzheng, and just as he wanted to raise his hand and knock on the door, the door was opened with a squeak.
Tang Sha put down his hand, looked at Qing Zheng who opened the door, and said, "Yo, I haven't seen you more and more handsome overnight." ”
"Is that me handsome or Yuan Fang handsome?" Qing Zheng straightened out his clothes, the fabric of this dress was really uncomfortable to wear.
"I'm the most handsome, wash and go downstairs to eat, and we'll set off after eating." Tang Sha raised his eyebrows and said.
After that, he took Yuan Fang downstairs.
That's right, his Xiao Ming is the most handsome.
After they finished eating, they began to set off in the direction of Yicheng again.
If they have traveled overnight, they will be there in three or five days.
But that's impossible.
It may be getting closer and closer to Sichuan and Shu, and the small group is abnormally active.
Tang Sha was also thinking about whether to take the small group away or put it on the ink to pass on the incense.
In the end, it was decided to put ink and pass incense.
She will be the one who will go to the waves first, and the small group is very expensive.
……
Half a month later
The sky is high and the clouds are light, and the wind is beautiful.
At this time, Tang Sha and his party saw the huge city wall in front of them from a distance. Gradually, the word Yicheng is carved above the city wall. The dragon flies and the phoenix dances, swallowing mountains and rivers.
Tang Sha looked at those two words silently, his heart was full of bitterness, why was Nima's words so ugly.
"Chuanxiang, where do you live?"
"Forget."
Tang Sha: ......
Well, there is nothing to say.
"Then I'll just find an inn."
No one refuted, okay, so happily decided.
After the investigation at the city gate, Tang Sha and they entered Yicheng.
As soon as you enter the city, there are many shops on both sides, and the cars are like flowing water.
There are also some children chasing people in the streets.
People come and go, shouting and bargaining.
"Why didn't this sell?"
"Two texts one (go), five texts three."
"It's cheap."
"It's not cheap."
"If it's cheap, I'll buy it with you."
"Then you want to sell it?"
"Do you sell two of the four texts?"
Tang Sha: ......
Big brother good level.
Tang Sha had been living in the south back then, and had also lived in Chengdu for a year or two, although the accent was still a little different from now, but it was generally understandable.
However, Yuan Fang and Qing Zheng were forced to look at this time, and even Mo Chuanxiang had an extremely hard time listening, after all, she left early, which really made her a little difficult to understand.
There are a lot of merchants coming and going in Yicheng, and many of them are exotics, especially the tea trade is prosperous, and the inn is in short supply every day.
"I heard that there are a lot of delicacies in Yicheng, so let's go shopping later, and help Chuanxiang find a home by the way." Tang Sha said that at this time, his eyes were flashing.
Mo Chuanxiang: It turns out that she is just by the way.
They walked a few streets, and finally found an inn with fewer customers.
"Guest (KO) officer, hit the tip or live in the hotel?" As soon as Xiao Er saw a few people entering, he ran over and asked enthusiastically.
"Stay in a shop, four upper rooms."
"Yes, please come in. Lao Huang, block to take the guest officer to (qie) the high head of the building (upper). Xiao Er beckoned to a guy next to him.
The guy hurriedly ran over and took Tang Sha and them upstairs.
The location of this inn is very good, it is a little strange that there are so few people, and the people who come here seem to be outsiders.
The other three people, except for Tang Sha, were full of surprise as soon as they entered the inn.
At this time, after Xiao Er sent them to the room and went downstairs, Qing Zheng stepped forward and leaned into Tang Sha's ear and asked, "Xiao Ming, how can you speak Shuzhou dialect?" ”
Tang Sha shrugged his shoulders and said, "My ancestral home is Anluo County, Yicheng, and I only came out of Shuzhou when I was eight years old. ”
Qing Zheng suddenly realized that Xiao Ming's intelligence did mention her ancestral hometown.
"Xiao Ming, you are awesome, you can do anything."
Tang Sha: ......
They all found their rooms and pushed the door to enter, but as soon as they pushed the door open, a smell of dust came to their faces, and people couldn't help but cough and take a few steps back.
Tang Sha looked at Qingzheng and Mo Chuanxiang on both sides, both of which were the same.
Why is this a teenager who has no one to live in?
"Can I change inns?" Mo Chuanxiang said to Tang Sha and asked for Tang Sha's opinion.
Recently, Mo Chuanxiang's attitude towards her has been obviously much more modest, and she doesn't know what's going on, Tang Sha is naturally happy to see this change.
"The other inns are full, it's hard to find, and doesn't it mean that the children of the rivers and lakes are informal?" It's used to looking at it, just knock and knock.
After Tang Sha finished speaking, he went in first, and Qing Zheng naturally saw that Tang Sha didn't like to be too particular, so he glanced at the door of the room with disgust, and went in with a frown.
It's good to have a place to live, and Tangsha's requirements for life are actually extremely simple.
Eat well, dress warmly, have a place to sleep, and be free.
Yuan Fang is even more unlikely to mind, the place where he lived back then was covered by wind and rain, and it has only been changed since he met Childe.
Where Childe is, even if it is a mountain of swords and a sea of fire, he will be happy.
Tang Sha simply cleaned up, although the table and the floor were dusty, the bed was still clean.
When she finished packing up, the other three hadn't come out yet, so she went downstairs by herself.
"Boss, come to a pot of warm wine and a plate of peanuts." Tang Sha sat at the table, his fingers tapping on the table.
When Xiao Er heard this, he immediately stepped forward and said with a sneer: "I'm sorry for the guest officer, there are no peanuts in the store, do you want to order something else?" ”
When Tang Sha heard this, she raised her eyebrows, there was no peanut inn, she was really looking for a random place.
"Then you can have any snacks."
"I'm sorry officer, I didn't get any snacks."
"A pot of warm wine, then?"
"Gotta get it!"
Xiao Er got the order and immediately turned around and went to the counter to pour wine, but as soon as he got to the edge of the counter, he heard a snap.
Tang Sha looked for the sound and looked over, but there was no one in sight.
A moment later, Xiao Er flew out from behind the counter and fell to the ground.
"Get out of here!"
There was also a burst of cheers. Then suddenly a hand came out of the counter, and slowly appeared on the top of the head, and then the face.
"If you want to buy it personally, Lao Tzu doesn't have it here." After speaking, he picked up a jar of wine and poured it into his mouth.
Tang Sha could see that this person was slightly chubby, his cheeks were red, and his eyes were blurred, obviously he was drunk.
The little second struggled to get up, covered his waist and walked in front of Tang Sha and said, "I'm sorry for the guest officer, this is our boss lady, her temper is not very good, what does the guest officer want, I'll buy it now!" ”
Tang Sha is also helpless, no wonder the business of this store is not very good, it must be related to this proprietress .
"Let's go buy some general fruits and vegetables, and then buy some wine and meat, and snacks." After speaking, Tang Sha took out a few taels of silver from the small coat and gave it to him.
Xiao Er cautiously took the silver, promised to get it, and then walked out of the inn door with his waist up.
Tang Sha sat there, looking at the proprietress who was drinking.
The proprietress cursed while drinking: "You turtle son, Lao Tzu will marry you after eight lifetimes!" When you marry Lao Tzu, you say that you will be good to me all your life, good for your ancestors for 18 generations, leave a mess with Lao Tzu, and run to enjoy happiness alone! ”
As he spoke, he began to pick up the jar again.
Tang Sha secretly guessed a bloody story through these few words.
When I got married, my husband spoke sweetly, saying that I must be good to you in the future, and I will never abandon you for the rest of my life. After marriage, the wife and husband worked diligently, and when there were tens of billions, the husband saw all kinds of young and beautiful girls, and felt that his wife was old and yellow, and left his wife without saying a word, and went to enjoy the happiness of a person who hugged left and right, leaving a dilapidated inn for his wife, and his wife was heartbroken, and then she had to drink to eliminate her sorrows and wash her face with tears.
This kind of thing is also commonplace, not so much that men don't have a good thing, but that human nature is like this.
Tang Sha is not prejudiced against men, there are bad ones, and there are naturally good ones.
Just like in modern times, some people get divorced after a year, or a few months, or even less. But there are some who can support each other when they are old and walk in the park hand in hand.
It depends on how people overcome human nature and work hard. Feelings are never one person's, and if you give unequally, one day someone will be tired. At this time, this relationship must end in tragedy.
Why does Tang Sha understand this?
It's just that I haven't eaten pork and never seen a pig run?
Well, these are all Tang Sha's own cranky thoughts and speculations.
Tang Sha sighed and shook his head, marriage is also mysterious enough.
And what about yourself? Just let it be.
After a while, they came down from upstairs.
Naturally, I also saw the crazy proprietress who was crazy.
Qingzheng: Another one crazier than me.
"Let's go out and eat." Tang Sha got up and patted the ash on his clothes and poured it on the three of them.
"Why don't you eat at the inn?" Although Mo Chuanxiang's wound is almost healed, he is always a little tired after driving for so long.
Tang Sha patted Mo Chuanxiang's shoulder, didn't say a word, sighed seriously and shook his head: "Alas! ”
Then he walked out of the inn.
The three of them were inexplicable, but they also followed.
Tang Sand is too lazy to explain.
When I got to the street, I felt that the air was much fresher. The atmosphere is also very nice.
The fragrance of all kinds of food filled the street, Tang Sha touched his hungry stomach, and asked Mo Chuanxiang: "Chuanxiang, are there bamboo shoots in the dumplings?" ”
"It's gone."
"Oh, let's keep it hungry." Tang Sha has no heart and no lungs.
Suddenly, Tang Sha smelled an extremely familiar smell, which was ...... Stinky tofu?
Tang Sha looked for the taste and found a stall selling stinky tofu, and the people around him who didn't like it were far away, so he naturally stepped forward and heard the boss shouting: "Stinky tofu!" Very fragrant stinky tofu! The taste is authentic, Tong Su is not bullied, and there is one copy of Sanwen. ”
If you want to talk about Tang Sha, the greatest happiness in life is...... Build on the pain of others, hahahaha.
Mo Chuanxiang, Qing Zheng, and Yuan Fang were all seeing this thing for the first time, and the smell was absolutely exciting for them.
Resist the urge to gag.
Tang Sha looked at it and sighed twice: "With this taste, I can eat three bowls of white rice." ”
Three: ......
Good taste.
After Tang Sha finished speaking, he walked towards the stall, and the three people behind him secretly said that it was not good, but they moved a step slower and failed to stop it.
Thereupon......
"Come to Fang'er, this is really fragrant, it smells stinky, it tastes very fragrant, open your mouth, I'll feed you."
Tang Sha picked a piece with a bamboo skewer and handed it to Yuan Fang's mouth. Yuan Fang held her breath, closed her eyes, and took a gentle bite.
"Eat one piece."
Yuan Fang took a big bite and swallowed all the pieces, without chewing them.
Next......
"Come, Zilian, you can eat too."
Qing Zheng looked at the tofu on his mouth and the Tang Sha on his face full of interest.
Smiled, unresponsive.
"Lie to you, my puppy."
After a stalemate, Qing Zheng still bit down, Xiao Ming won't lie to me.
Sure enough, it smelled stinky and took a bite of it...... It smells like eating, and it's so fragrant.
Qingzheng's expression was a little distorted, and it was difficult to spit it out.
Tang Sha was very happy when he saw it: "Wangwang, I'm really a dog, hahaha." ”
Qingzheng: Xiao Ming looks so good when he laughs, I really want to beat him.
When Mo Chuanxiang saw Tang Sha looking at him, he immediately looked away.
She couldn't see anything.
"Xiao Xiangxiang, you want everyone to share good things, come, open your mouth."
At this time, Qingzheng and Yuan Fang both looked at Mo Chuanxiang, as if to say, if they don't eat, they won't be good with her.
Mo Chuanxiang secretly used his internal force to seal his sense of smell, and the strong man ate it in one bite like a strong man dying.
But obviously, she can't seal her sense of taste.
In the end, Tang Sha stood on the side of the street, eating stinky tofu, looking at the three people with pale faces, both distressed and couldn't help but gloat a little.
I'm sorry for the Sparrow, but I still haven't been able to be a good person.
"Okay, you eat my stinky tofu, that's my people, it's a family, if you have anything in the future, just look for me, go to the soup and go to the fire, don't hesitate." Tang Sha said awe-inspiringly.
The trio said they didn't want to talk to her.
Tang Sha scratched the back of his head, oh open, angry.
"How about I invite you to dinner tonight?"
Three: ...... Shouldn't you pay for it?
Still silent.
Tang Sha sighed: "Since that's the case, then I have to use my trick." ”
The three of them raised their heads and looked at Tang Sha.
I thought that Tang Sha would say something earth-shattering and crying, but I didn't expect her to arch her hand and say, "Farewell!" ”
After saying that, Tang Sha turned around and left.
The three of them were stunned for a moment, and hurriedly followed.
After they left, a masked girl appeared in front of the stinky tofu stall. Even if she is masked, you can feel the touching beauty from her every move.
"I didn't expect him to like to eat this too." This person was none other than Chu Junwei, who had followed them all the way.
What she fancies, she never gives up easily.
……
The four of them were like children playing, and in childish anger and persuasion, they finished eating.
They seem to have forgotten their age, forgotten their identity, and simply been a child.
Except for Tang Sha, no one has ever experienced such a life again.
For Mo Chuanxiang, although the master and brother have doted on her since childhood, the two of them are calm by nature and will never make such jokes with her.
Yuan Fang has always been basically a person, and he has never experienced it.
As for Qing Zheng, it's good that others don't hide when they see him, even Qing Nuo was a little afraid of him back then, and Ye Hangyuan's ugly monster is not as cute as Xiao Ming.
This mode of getting along with each other is full of novelty for them, and it makes people unconsciously ...... Become mentally retarded.
After eating, they began to look for Mo Chuanxiang's home.
In the past ten years, Yicheng has also changed a lot, and many new streets and houses have been built.
I thought I would have to look for a long time, but when I inquired, I learned that the Mo family, the largest family in Yicheng, is extremely famous even in foreign lands, specializing in buying and selling tea.
Through the tea horse road, it was sent to all parts of the Western Regions.
In addition, there are porcelain, cloth, catering and other industries that have their own industries, and the entire Chen country is also countable.
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