Chapter 31: Surprise
He Wan didn't get the answer she wanted, and she didn't want to deal with him, but she heard it......
Jiang Che: "You want to surprise me, what is the surprise?" ”
He Wan suddenly felt a little funny, he was still thinking about his own things.
"Guess, I'll see if you can guess right."
Jiang Che knew that he was deliberately embarrassing himself, like her thoughts, how could he guess correctly? Isn't that a joke?
Thinking like this, Jiang Che replied honestly: "I don't know." ”
He Wan blinked and laughed, "If you stay by my side, you can't be a waste." Do you want to beat me? ”
"Beat you?"
"Yes, I don't know who swore to me a few times ago and wanted me to apologize to you."
"If you don't have the strength, how can I apologize to you?"
"In this world, only the strong have the right to speak. The weak can only be slaughtered by others, and now you can only obediently listen to me. ”
"Don't be unconvinced sometimes, you have to bow your head when you live under the fence, is this called the rules?"
Jiang Che had never imagined that someone would tell him about the rules. And that person is still the person he hates the most. The smile on He Wan's face was very faint, and it was impossible to guess his thoughts at all. Jiang Che looked at the person in front of him quietly, really not knowing what she could teach herself.
"What are you thinking?"
"You want to be my teacher?" After Jiang Che asked uncertainly, He Wan crossed Erlang's legs: "What's wrong, can't you, who are you looking down on?" ”
"Then you have to follow me first, what can you teach me?"
Jiang Che's eyes were filled with disdain, and He Wan hooked the corners of her lips, "I can teach you a lot, the key is that I don't know what you want to learn from me." ”
Jiang Che: "I want students to save skills, can you give them to me?" ”
A glimmer of light flashed in He Wan's eyes, as if she thought of something, "If you want me to hand you something else, then I may have to think about it." If you're going to ask me to give you survival skills, you're not looking for the wrong person. ”
"But, you have to be obedient, I like obedient people."
Jiang Che blinked, but still didn't know what she could teach herself.
Soon I heard - "I can teach you how to live, and I can teach you how to pick up garbage." ”
Jiang Che: "......"
"Do you still need to be taught to pick up trash?"
He Wan: "Of course you need to be taught, if I don't teach you, you know what is valuable and what is not." ”
Jiang Che only felt speechless.
"I really don't know what kind of eyes you have, you don't want to learn to teach you things seriously. Don't look at this garbage, I wouldn't be alive without it. And you pick up the garbage so that it can be recycled again, and it can also protect the environment, so you can kill two birds with one stone. You are, right? ”
"Can you teach me any other skills besides picking up trash?"
"Of course you can !!" He Wan seriously opened her beard mode.
"But think about it, if you can't even do things, how can you do big things."
"It's like you can't even pick up garbage, you want to learn something else, how do you learn?"
Jiang Che understood it, she just wanted to let herself pick up garbage. But why pick up garbage for such a high-sounding reason?
Isn't she tired?