Chapter 3: Can't be fished
My second uncle was able to easily go down to the Xiaoqingshui River to retrieve the corpse, and for a while he became the object of discussion among all of us!
Naturally, those who have always had the intention of retrieving corpses can't bear it!
But when I got closer, I found that many people were muttering, saying that my second uncle was not like me! There are even a few people from the next village who scolded my second uncle!
I listened to it, I don't know why!
Until I squeezed in and saw the sign at the door of my second uncle, it was changed again!
"Corpse Collector: You can fish for the corpse of Xiaoqingshui River!"
"One corpse, one million!"
it!
I shouted directly, one million, I have never seen so much money in my life!
The people in the village can't afford to pay this money at all, let alone one million, even if it's 100,000, only someone like Boss Zhu can afford it, and there are no ten families at all.
No wonder people outside scolded my second uncle and said that my second uncle was not like words!
I also think that my second uncle's price is too outrageous!
"Second uncle, what is your price?" I swallowed.
The second uncle was still very calm and smiled at me gently;
"A million, I can fish it out!"
"Others, ten million! I can't get it out! ”
All right!
I smiled bitterly, I couldn't argue with that.
Just as I was about to ask how he had recovered the body yesterday, the sound of a horn suddenly came to mind outside the door, and then several men in suits and leather shoes walked in.
When I saw the middle-aged man in the lead, I slammed up from the stool!
This man is all too familiar to me.
It was the son of the old couple who was cremated at my grandfather's crematorium eight years ago!
After the man walked in, he walked around the yard again, and finally stopped in front of my second uncle, and said with great momentum;
"One million corpses! This price is not low, if you get the wrong person, what do you say? ”
My second uncle repaired his bamboo raft and said without raising his head:
"The sign is here!"
"Give me your birthday, or a drop of blood and a hair, and I can go down to the river to fish for corpses!"
"Wrong, I'll give it to you!"
What my second uncle said was an understatement, but he was also full of confidence, and he was not deterred by the man's momentum at all!
"Well, happy! I, Zhao Ge, will look for you to fish for a corpse today! Zhao Ge laughed twice, then took out the phone and sent a message.
Immediately after that, on the sedan outside the door, there were two men carrying suitcases!
Bang!
The suitcase was opened in front of the second uncle, and it was full of 100 yuan in cash!
"Here's a million, here's the birthday eight! Fish out the body, and the money is yours. ”
While speaking, Zhao Ge took out a piece of paper with the eight characters of birth written on it!
"Good!" My second uncle took the birthday and took a look, then stood up, carried the bamboo raft, and walked out!
"Second uncle! Wait a minute! ”
Seeing this, I hurriedly followed, and after going out again, I said in the second uncle's ear:
"Second uncle, this guy named Zhao Ge is pit you, I was at the scene at the beginning, his parents were cremated, and there is a fart corpse!"
My voice was a little anxious, I was too impressed with this guy's appearance!
It's all cremated and still come to fish for corpses, isn't this nonsense!
Thinking about what my second uncle said just now, if I can't get the corpse, could it be that my second uncle really paid him for his life!
"I know what to do, don't worry!"
When my second uncle heard this, he just laughed lightly, and then without looking back, he dragged the bamboo raft and walked towards the Xiaoqingshui River!
I stood there and looked at it, not knowing if it was my own stupidity or if my second uncle had a problem with his ears.
We didn't see it clearly last night, but this time, on the shore, we clearly saw that on the calm Xiaoqingshui River, my second uncle rowed a bamboo raft, and then jumped directly after reaching the center of Xiaoqingshui!
In just five minutes, my second uncle dragged a white skeleton onto the bamboo raft and rowed back!
All this makes me feel very dreamy, in the past, people in the village talked about the corpse fisher, which made me think that this Xiaoqingshui River is a monster that swallows people, and whoever dares to sail to the center of Xiaoqingshui River will die.
But when I saw my second uncle today, I felt for a moment that everything I knew before seemed to be fake!
"This is the corpse you want!"
My second uncle dragged the bamboo raft to Zhao Ge.
"Okay, if you really have the ability, the money is yours!"
Zhao Ge was also happy, pushed the money box to my second uncle, and asked people to pack up the white bones, get in the car and leave!
A million, a corpse, this is the first time I have seen what it means to be rich!
This million dollars is as simple as buying a bag of vinegar from a small store!
But my mind was full of question marks, and before I could ask my second uncle what was going on, the people from the village who were gathered outside poured in.
For a while, I talked about the corpse with my second uncle! The emphasis is that the price of my second uncle's corpse is too expensive, so let my second uncle be cheaper!
I was just pushed to the side, and I couldn't interject.
But they obviously underestimated my second uncle, no matter what they said, my second uncle's face and words were the same.
"A million! Nothing less! ”
After gossiping for half an hour, these people finally knew that my second uncle was a person who didn't eat oil and salt, so they left separately, and everyone's faces were ugly!
I sighed, and when I went out to close the courtyard door, I also heard the second elder of the Lin family in our village still muttering;
"Isn't it just a corpse, that guy went down to the river twice just now and didn't have anything, if you want me to see, it's that you passed on this little Qingshui River too evilly, in fact, there is no bullshit, everyone wait, I'll go back and clean up, and I'll go down to the river later."
I sighed when I heard it, the corpse under the Qingshui River is buried for generations of people from the surrounding villages, if it can really be fished, even if it is a few hundred yuan at a time, it is a huge income for rural people!
So after seeing my second uncle's easy way to retrieve the corpse, it is very normal for the second child of the Lin family to think like this!
"Xiuyuan, you can take this money back and spend it!"
When I sat down in front of my second uncle again, my second uncle smiled and pushed a box containing money to me.
I was taken aback, and quickly waved my hand and said:
"Don't, don't, don't, second uncle, you can keep this money to decorate your house and yard, I can't use it!"
"Let your dad save it for you and use it for your daughter-in-law!"
He casually kicked the money in the box at me, jokingly!
It's as if it's not money at all, but two boxes of paper that anyone uses!
I glanced at the second uncle, and became more and more curious about the identity of the second uncle, but I still didn't take the money, but quickly changed the topic and said:
"Second uncle, I feel that something is wrong, I saw with my own eyes eight years ago, Zhao Ge's parents were pushed into the crematorium, and when the fire comes down, can you still fish out the corpse?"
I remember the events of that year clearly, and I think I can't be mistaken!
"Who said that the bones I fished out belonged to one of Zhao Ge's parents!" The second uncle squinted and smiled.
"What?"
"The corpse I fished was found according to the eight characters he gave me, but the eight characters of the birthday were not his!"
The second uncle said lightly, obviously everything is under his control!
"One million, fish out someone else's corpse, this guy burned money? No, whose family is the body you fished out? ”
My head is a little dizzy, I don't know what Zhao Ge is playing!
My second uncle thought about it, and finally bowed his head and said, "You'll know later!" ”
"That grandpa, his corpse... When are you going to fish? ”
I said with some complications, I wanted to ask this yesterday!
The second uncle erected a sign to fish for the corpse in this crematorium, and my first thought was that the second uncle wanted to fish out the body of his grandfather and let him be buried in the ground!
But in the past two days, I don't think my second uncle has any idea of doing anything to my grandfather's bones!
My second uncle paused for the action of making a bamboo raft, and said in a low voice: "Your grandfather's corpse can't be fished!" ”
"Can't fish?" As soon as I heard this, I was blindsided, and asked again, "Second uncle, what do you mean by this?" Everyone else can catch it, why can't grandpa's fish it! ”
As I spoke, I glanced at the money box next to me and said half-jokingly:
"Second uncle, Grandpa Lao doesn't want to ask our family for a million!"
"It's not!" My second uncle shook his head, and after a short silence, he said again:
"Your grandfather is different, he can't fish, if he catches it now, something will happen!"