Chapter 43: Roundworms become sperm

Wen Zhen served the noodles, which looked plain, with distinct roots, slightly yellow in white, revealing the simple aroma of wheat, and the soup was refreshing and slightly transparent.

Pour it directly into the fish pot, mix slightly, sprinkle a handful of green onions, a pot of noodles, red, white and green, and the strong color matching is also an impact on the taste buds.

Wen Zhen took a few small bowls, and the saury that could be placed on the back of the lid was limited, so in order to avoid not enough toppings, there were not many noodles, and everyone could not have a share.

Everyone's expressions were a little surprised, this color and fragrance, you don't need to taste it to know that it is an extraordinary product, especially those Wen family members who were gloating just now, they couldn't hide their surprise at this moment.

Only Wen Jinchun looked the most calm, hanging his red face slightly, and he didn't move.

Tang Ying snorted and sat down, waiting for her share to go up first.

In fact, he is of the same grade as Zhu Dade, and the other party is much older than him, so he should put Zhu Dade first, but he doesn't mean this at all.

Zhu Dade smiled, and he didn't care about it.

Wen Zhen was just about to make a move, when a hand suddenly stretched out, and she looked, heh, Yan Sui.

No, this spoon can't be given to him, who knows what he's going to do? What to do with spitting or something?

"If you don't give it to me, I'll let Jun Moxiao spit on it." Yan Sui's tone was casual and indifferent.

Wen Zhen: Are you a roundworm essence?

Jun Moxiao: What's wrong? Why does she have to be designated for such a thing as spitting? Is this beauty beating around the bush and saying that she is spitting out her mouth?

What should I do if I'm a little shy?

"You come, you come." Wen Zhen diligently stuffed the spoon to Yan Sui, turned his head and said to Tang Ying, "Father-in-law, you see, this little father-in-law beside your father-in-law admires you a lot, and he is rushing to give it to you personally." ”

Yan Sui glanced at her.

Good, good, one sentence disgusting three people.

I also hurriedly gave him the pot to carry it.

This girl looks like a lump of sweet stuffing, and it's full of black sesame seeds, right?

Yan Sui ignored her, the noodles were not delicious when they were cold, so she filled a bowl full of chopsticks and picked up chopsticks.

He also disliked the small bowl prepared by Wen Zhen, so he specially replaced it with a new big bowl.

Tang Ying stretched out her hand to pick it up, thinking that this little father-in-law had probably just been recruited by him, and she was moved, this blatantly did not give Lao Zhu face. Satisfied in his heart, he smiled, thinking about what to boast about to anger Lao Zhu?

The hand holding the chopsticks on the other side moved, picked up a chopstick noodle, and put it in his mouth.

Tang Ying's hand froze in midair.

The expressions of the rest of the people froze on their faces.

A large group of people stared at Yan Sui with straight eyes, and looked at him a little numbly, one chopstick, one chopstick, and another chopstick......

Tang Ying's brain was a little confused, he was thinking about how to be angry with Lao Zhu just now, and as soon as he thought about that sentence, he was swallowed into Yan Sui's stomach with this noodle.

The only one who wasn't in a daze was Wen Zhen, and she knew it would be like this!!

Taking advantage of everyone's stupidity, she quickly packed the noodles into small bowls and sent them to those who were qualified to taste them one by one, leaving a bite for herself and Jun Mo Xiaowen Jintan - if the action was not fast, the goods would be filled with another bowl, and the pot would be gone.

So after Yan Sui finished eating a big bowl, he found that there was only soup left in the pot.

And Tang Ying's roar only exploded at this time, "You! Do what! ”

"Eat noodles." Yan Sui was in a good mood at the moment and was willing to answer him.

It's better not to answer than not to answer, Tang Ying's expression seemed to be about to tear her face apart.

"Eat, eat while it's hot. The fresh noodles of the river are fishy when they are cold. Over there, Wen Zhen was still greeting guests like a housewife, Tang Ying listened to it in her ears, and felt that the green tendons on her temples seemed to pop out of her forehead.

Zhu Dade was the first to move his chopsticks, and praised while eating, "The fragrant fresh juice is thick, the fish meat is delicate and melts in the mouth, and there is really no thorn!" Good fish! Good soup! Good noodles! Hey, everyone eats, why don't you eat? ”

The crowd was a little numb and followed the chopsticks.

What if you feel like crying?

How can you eat noodles and get involved in the secret fight between the two palaces?

Tang Ying trembled for a long time - although he had just hooked up with Desheng Palace, and he was not qualified to see Niangniang, but it was enough for him to carry the aura of Desheng Palace smoothly, and he had never experienced such great malice, and he was stunned for a while and didn't know what to do. Scold the Wen family for doing it, I'm afraid that no one in the Wen family wants to offend and mud when the time comes, and I won't have to go down the steps.

His expression was probably too terrifying, so that everyone didn't dare to look at his face, Yan Sui looked at it, and somehow looked out of a little conscience, grabbed a bowl casually, filled some noodle soup and handed it over, "Come on, come on, don't cry, there's still a little bit here." ”

All:......

Grandpa, can you stop?

The great virtues laughed - this person died by himself, and when Desheng Palace really wanted to ask for the guilt, he pushed it out.

Can be angry and win the palace, value.

Yan Sui was still saying, "I'm good to you, remember that you owe me a favor." ”

Tang Ying: I owe you grandma's legs.

Only Wen Zhen turned his head to look at him, and he had deep feelings of sympathy for him.

She also owes this kind of compulsive love, and she almost owes it to the fire girl in the adult's house.

Tang Ying stared at the bowl handed over, full of anger and nowhere to vent, since he couldn't break this little eunuch's body into ten thousand pieces now, he naturally had to find the softest-looking persimmon to pinch first. snatched the bowl violently, took two bites, and slammed the bowl to the ground with a snap.

Broken porcelain pieces on the ground jumped on the tips of their boots, and everyone stepped back, quickly swallowing the mouthful of noodles first.

If you're going to make trouble, let's eat it first.

"There are thorns!" Tang Ying's frantic screams looked like someone strangled her neck, and she really felt like she had been stabbed.

Everyone glanced at each other, their eyebrows raised, and the corners of their mouths turned down.

Where did the thorn come from? The velvet-like fish meat melts in the mouth, and it is obviously not the kind of treatment that deep-fried the thorns are soft, no matter how soft the spines are, they still exist, and there will be a slight prickly taste.

Tang Ying really didn't want to lose her face, and repeatedly made it difficult for a little woman.

"There's a thorn!" Wen Zhen was surprised, "Then hurry up and eat rice balls." ”

Yi Renli moved quickly, the ready-made rice in the kitchen, grabbed it and stuffed it into Tang Ying's mouth, regardless of whether the hand had just been urinated or not, the rice ball was so big that Tang Ying's neck was erect, and he couldn't say anything, seeing the sweat on his forehead, he desperately tried to push Yi Renli and couldn't push it away, struggling to whine a few words, "...... Let...... Thorn ......"

"Haven't you gone down yet?" Wen Zhen's face was full of fright, and he was in a hurry, "Then I have to pour vinegar!" ”

Others were still looking for a spoon and a small bowl in a panic, Yan Sui walked over, and at some point there was an extra jar of vinegar in his hand, pinched Tang Ying's chin, and poured it on him without saying a word.

Everyone felt that the bones all over their bodies were sour, shaking and shaking.

Tang Ying's body also slipped down like noodles, and his eyes had turned to the sky, making people always wonder that Yan Sui was not pouring him vinegar but crane top red.

He struggled vigorously, and shook in Yan Sui's hands like a sheep going crazy, but unfortunately Yan Sui's hands seemed to be loosely pinched, but he just couldn't move at all.

Zhu Dade was about to laugh in his heart, if it weren't for the fact that this bold entourage was about to be unlucky, he would have wanted to recognize the other party as his godson.

Smelling the test spoon, my heart is like numbness, and I don't know whether to be happy or worried.

If it's like this, how will it end?

Tang Ying will not let go of this matter, the fish has thorns or not, and there is no way to prove it, it could have been a good story, but now that it is offended like this, there is no room for redemption at all.

His Royal Highness King Yi is here, but the bad is bad here, Tang Ying has suffered such a big crime, naturally he doesn't dare to compare with His Royal Highness, and that anger will be sent to Wen Zhenzhen and a few of them. As for His Royal Highness protecting Wen Zhenzhen and them, Wen Xian Spoon has never heard of Yan Sui showing warmth to any woman, including his mother.

Wen Zhenzhen, why should they be exceptional?

Unless it can be proved that the fish has no spines, it is Tang Ying who is making trouble, but how can this be proved? Do you still count all the thorns that have been taken out to show people? But no one knows how many spines a fish should have.

This is an unsolvable situation, and I don't want to entrap others and dare to be so presumptuous.

It's really young and vigorous.

Don't bother the Wen family!

Yan Sui was like treating Tang Ying's mouth as a funnel, after pouring a jar of vinegar and throwing it away, her eyes turned, and she seemed to want to come up with a good thing in pairs, Wen Zhen hurriedly took away the other jar of vinegar, and then poured it, she had to collect Tang Ying's body.

Tang Ying fell to the ground, coughing desperately, and it took a while before she screamed, "Take it - take it down-"

Wen Xian Spoon frowned and looked at Zhu Dade, Zhu Dade smiled and looked at Yan Sui: "It's over, it's over, Gonggong Tang is the deputy head of the Imperial Gate Supervisor, and he came on behalf of the royal family, how can he be treated like this?" ”

As soon as he opened his mouth, he understood that he was planning to push Yan Sui out of the top pot.

In my heart, I silently lit wax for my father-in-law.

By the way, sympathize with Fengkun Palace and Desheng Palace.

Sure enough, in front of this highness, no one can please the mother, the eldest mother.

Wen Xian Spoon was still studying Yan Sui's attitude, and the fourth master Wen and the others over there couldn't wait, and they were all calling for the guards, "Quick, take a few of them and hand them over to Gonggong Tang to take back to the Imperial Gate Supervisor!" ”

Hearing the test spoon, the guards also rushed up, and Jun Mo Xiao said angrily: "Obviously there are no fish bones!" So many people eat, who gets stuck? ”

Tang Ying said hoarsely: "I said there is...... Only...... Yes! He desperately pointed at Yan Sui, "He! …… Kill me ......."

"Kill! Kill! Wen Fourth Master shouted.

The guard's hand could reach the corner of Wen Zhen's clothes.

"You said there was?" Wen Zhen had been standing by the pot and suddenly lifted the lid of the pot.

At this time, everyone saw the back of the pot lid, and there was a long "oh-" for a while, and they couldn't tell whether it was surprise or sigh.

Behind the lid of the pot, there are three complete fish skeletons.

"All the thorns are here." She smiled, "Please count, there is something missing." ”

Where to use the number, everyone has figured out such an ingenuity - the burned fish is fixed on the back of the pot lid fumigated, the heat surges, after a long time, the fish will automatically fall, and what remains on the lid is naturally a complete fish skeleton.

This is a book by a famous food expert that Wen Zhen read in modern times a long time ago, talking about this method of making saury, and then changing it slightly, mixing noodles with it, just to put Tang Ying in the army.

The three snow-white fish bones, with craggy bone spurs, seemed to have pierced Tang Ying's face in an instant.

The slap was so fierce that he forgot about the stinging stomach and throat.

For a moment he thought about doing whatever it took to get to the end, but the eyes of the guests made him feel uneasy.

Today's visitors, there are also quite a few people with status.

After thinking about it, he had to grit his teeth and turn his head, only pointing at Yan Sui, "Take away-take away-"

A little eunuch, he can always be rounded and flattened, right?

Wen Zhen thought to herself, how good it would be if your words could be realized.

Tang Ying shouted for a long time, but found that the guards of the Wen family did not move, and the fourth lady Wen jumped for a while, and was directly dragged away by the smell of the test spoon.

Tang Ying turned her head blankly, and saw Wen Teaspoon's indescribable expression, "Father-in-law Tang, don't be impatient, this is-"

"I don't care who he is, if I don't kill him today, I'll have his surname-" Tang Ying looked hideous, and pushed away the test spoon.

“…… It is His Royal Highness King Yi. ”

“……”

Tang Ying's world suddenly became black and white, black is the sky, white is the clouds, or black is vinegar and white is rice balls.

The rice balls seemed to suddenly fly into the brain, sticking to the brain and unable to turn, while the vinegar jumped up to the skull in the stomach, and the water splashed out of the eyes.

Difficulty breathing......

What's wrong with this world......

"Bang."

"Oops, why dizzy." Wen Zhen's voice was sweet.