As the plane landed, Li Yang officially telegraphed to inform the snail: The master has returned to China, and he will come to you to eat after settling down, and he is ready to entertain.

Unceremoniously, really

The snail hasn't seen Mu Shichen for a while, every time he calls, he is busy or has to hurry to a meeting after eating a few bites of food, his mother called to ask Mu Shichen, the snail can only say that he is too busy, and I know that it is such an expression when I get my mother.

"Tell you that Li Yang is back." Disgusted by his mother, the snail looked displeased, and when he thought of another plague god returning to China, he was even more displeased, and his face was so dark that he was mourned.

"He's back, you look at how promising people are, going abroad to study for a few years, and then look at you, there is no growth at all in college graduation and work" Snail graduating from college has always been a regret for my mother.

"Mom, I'm also a college student, okay?" The snail is dissatisfied, what's wrong with the college students, the academic qualifications are completely okay.

"College students are everywhere now, for you this is simply a beginner, let you go to graduate school to let you enrich yourself again, you better find a job for me in a hurry first, you are not a professional in acting."

"I know, no, I'll be admitted to a professional school in the future, and it's always okay." It's a good family to be a scholar, and it's still very positive about the improvement of academic qualifications.

"Then what are you going to do when Li Yang comes back?"

"I don't know, I didn't ask him, he always had an idea." The snail doesn't care, as long as it doesn't dangle in front of his eyes, it's Amitofu.

Sure enough, this assertive person really opened the snail's eyes.

After staying at home for a while, he came with a suitcase of luggage, and the snail looked at the person who came out with a suitcase and sunglasses from a distance, and felt that the world was dark, Li Yang might really run away from home, and he didn't know how long it would last.

Li Yang walked out and saw the thin snail in the crowd at a glance, the corners of his mouth were raised, and he had a special evil smile expression, and as soon as he came out, he unceremoniously pushed the box to the snail, and then walked out without looking back.

The snail caught the flying box, followed Li Yang and shook his head, now he became an old mother, and he felt that he must have robbed the house in his last life, otherwise God would send such a person to torture himself.

Li Yang - The snail's hair is small, to be precise, the snail's classmates who have known each other since they went to school in the first grade, they were not friends at that time, they could only be called classmates.

The reason may be that everyone fell in love at that time, Li Yang has been enlightened early since he was a child, he likes the girls in the class, all kinds of gentle and considerate, but when he changed the people next to him, he couldn't experience this kind of treatment, and he was a love scum from that time.

Why is he a scumbag, the snail thinks back to Li Yang's emotional experience over the years, and feels very funny, this child may also be punished, he likes girls who are a little older than him, to understand it, it is a sister-brother relationship, and the snail seriously doubts his psychology.

It is often he who pursues others, composing a tragic tone of love but can't, and the child is going farther and farther on the road of pursuing love, and even this time he went abroad for love.

The snail looked at the cool person in front of him and couldn't help but laugh in his heart, afraid that he would fall out of love again.

The snail and the assistant pushed Li Yang's luggage together, strolled to the front of the car, and saw that Li Yang still walked forward without looking back, the assistant glanced at the snail and signaled if the snail wanted to call him.

The snail waved his hand and asked the assistant to put the luggage in the car first, while he sat in the most conspicuous position in the car and waited for him to turn around.

Li Yang, who had been walking for a while, noticed that something was wrong, and just wanted to turn around and ask how long the snail would have to walk, but when he turned around, he saw that the snail was already sitting in the car and smirking at him.

When the snail saw that Li Yang found out that something was wrong, he didn't tease him anymore, and asked the driver to drive the car in front of him, and the snail opened the car door and said to him, "Get in the car." ”

Li Yang, who got into the car, finally spoke, "I'm out of love." ”

Hearing this, to be honest, if ordinary people say this, snails will definitely be the first to take the initiative to comfort them, and tell them that the next one will be better, but the person in front of him is not an ordinary person after all, and these words are not suitable for him.

"Why don't you squeak? Feel sorry for me, don't you? Li Yang waited for a long time and didn't see any reaction from the snail, so he took the initiative to ask.

"What do you want me to say?" The snail asked rhetorically.

"At least ask what's going on or comfort, why are you so cold." Li Yang thinks that this shouldn't be, shouldn't he give warmth to people who are out of love?

"No, I'm curious what is going on, but I don't want to be comforted and just want to laugh, can I laugh? The kind of laughing? "The snail really thought it was so funny, and he couldn't even feel the sadness of falling out of love.

Li Yang turned around at the right time to face the snail, and squeezed out a threatening word from between his teeth gloomily, "You dare to laugh?" ”

"Okay, okay, don't laugh, okay, hahahaha..."

"You've always worn sunglasses, could it be that you've cried on the plane reminiscing about the past?" After saying this, classic pictures appeared in the snail's mind, so that the snail couldn't close his mouth with a smile, and there was nothing more heart-stopping than Li Yang's broken love.

Li Yang's face was visibly dark to the naked eye, but the snail didn't care.

"Why are you so miserable, hey, seriously, before you came, I was really afraid that you would open your mouth to eat and drink every day, but now I'm not afraid, they are all friends, since you can still think of me when you fall out of love, I will simply be generous, it's no big deal to fall out of love, and my sister will introduce you in a few days." The snail flew a wink at Li Yang, indicating that it was worth looking forward to.

"That's what you said, I'm so sad, come here to relax." Sure enough, I fell out of love.

"Tell me about it this time, let me hear how I was dumped?" The snail's mouth is usually very good, but when he met Lin Xihe and Li Yang, he showed his own skills.

"I've been hacked, and I'm the third." The snail looked at Li Yang and finished saying this expressionlessly, his face full of doubts.

"What do you mean to be hacked, you are still the third? You're the third she's ever chopped, so this girl isn't fuel-efficient. The snail said that women also have flowers.

"I'm not her third, I'm the third of her one-time splits." Li Yang said this sentence almost calmly, but obviously the dantian was sinking, and the true qi was surging, and it would break out at any time.

After hearing this, the snail was even more surprised and said that he couldn't close his mouth, "Ah, it's really unfortunate." ”

"You know what's even weirder?" At this time, Li Yang finally took off his sunglasses, and the snail saw his huge double eyelids, "Don't get me wrong, this is edema." ”

"Well, I know it's edema, yes." The snail nodded, willing to believe.

"Why do you suddenly say that, I think it's weird." That guy just doesn't believe in snails.

"Tell me, what's going on?" The snail didn't bother to talk to him about the topic, so he hurriedly urged.

"We almost ate and slept together, went to school together, and she was very good at home, until one day I saw a girl who looked very similar to her shopping with a foreigner, so I took pictures and wanted to go home and show her." Li Yang's thing really came out, and the snail wanted to laugh even more.

"Show her it, and it's her in the picture, right?" Answer before the snail.

"Well," Li Yang said in a deeper tone, "She panicked all of a sudden, saying that this was just a joke, and she wanted him to buy something for herself, and the two of us were arguing that the courier arrived, and said that she was looking for a man named Wang Zhaohui, but I said no, but she said that she was." ”

"What do you mean, your ex-girlfriend's name is a bit too neutral." The snail is disgusted.

"That's another guy who bought her a gift and gave her a gift in his own name."

Now the snail was even more surprised and speechless, "This girl is a ruthless character." ”

"I kept asking her to tell the truth, there were only four, I said I was the first, she said I was the third, but after being with me, she and the first two have been out of contact, I really thank her."

The snail looked at Li Yang, who was so miserable, and shook his head unconsciously, indicating that there is reincarnation in the way of heaven.

"And then you two broke up?" The snail asked tentatively.

"She doesn't have a difference, she has been relying on me, I said I want to stay in you, I can't stay in this place, and then I came back, and it just so happened that I also graduated."

"You're really," the snail said unspoken

"Really? Pathetic, isn't it? "Li Yang will start to sell miserably in front of the snail, after so long, the snail with this expression has long been immune.

"You really deserve it." After speaking, the snail felt that there were two words - relief.

"You really don't have a conscience." Seeing that pretending to be pitiful was not good, Li Yang was not pretending.

"I almost believed it when I made up nonsense, but it's a pity." The snail pretends to be profound.

"What's the pity?" Seeing that the trick was exposed, Li Yang asked unwillingly.

"It's a pity that you're not a lover, and the girl splits her legs, it's good if you don't split your legs, don't you just want me to pity you and then take care of you and make you happy, I told no way, don't even think about it, I don't know you yet?" The snail directly dismantled his mask and left him no cheek.

"It's over if you don't care, I'm already here, you just wait to spend the money." Seeing that he couldn't pretend to be pitiful, he simply played tricks.

"When will you really find a stable girlfriend, not to mention your food and accommodation, I will take care of your girlfriend's food and accommodation together, but it's a pity that you don't have a girlfriend who can get along for a month." The snail is absolutely deliberate, that is, he is angry with him, but he really hopes that Li Yang can have a confidant girlfriend, so that his mother does not have to ask the snail to look for every time they meet.

"It's here, get out of the car, the room has already been booked for you, I still have filming in the afternoon, you go around by yourself first, and I'll invite you to dinner in the evening." The snail coaxed him.

"You shouldn't be a girl on the set, right?" What's this guy's idea again?

"Yes, but people don't look down on you."

"How is that possible?" Li Yang expressed disbelief.

Seeing that the snail couldn't fool him, he threatened directly, "I'll tell you, if you dare to pick up a girl to go to the set, be careful that I will go back to the film." ”

"I know, then you hurry up and look for me, besides, what kind of boyfriend do you have newly, bring it over and let my brother check it for you, see if you two are suitable, not suitable for early separation."

"Hey? Shut up, emotional loser, you have to check for me, when you find a girlfriend who is more than three months old, I will rest assured that you will check it. The snail replied.

"Here it is again, you wait, wait for the master to bring you someone to open your eyes." After that, Li Yang took his room card, picked up his luggage, waved his hand to the snail in a chic manner, and went upstairs.