With my current cultivation, I can't take the fish mystery, so I can only fool her first and deceive her away. As long as Yang Yang is with me, Yu Xuanji has no chance to harm her.

"Thank you", Yang Yang looked at me with satisfaction, "I don't have classes in the afternoon, let's go at noon?" ”

I shook my head, "Something happened to my brother in the dormitory, I don't have time in the afternoon, so it's better to go at night." ”

"But the teacher's habit is to close the door after 4 p.m.," Yang Yang said, "and I'm afraid she won't entertain us in the evening." ”

"Don't worry, she won't entertain others when they go, let's go, she will definitely welcome them", I said confidently.

After leaving the playground, Yang Yang wanted to go back to the dormitory to take a bath, girls love to be clean, and they have to take a warm shower after every exercise, which is her habit for many years. I couldn't stop her, so I waited for her outside the girls' dormitory building, and I just happened to call the master.

There are more than a dozen boys downstairs in the girls' dormitory, all of whom are waiting for their girlfriends to have breakfast together. I found a secluded corner and dialed Master's phone, and this time it was very fast, and he answered after two or three rings.

"Got something?" Master's words were very direct.

"Well, it's a bit of a hassle," I said, "there is a special teacher at school named Tang Xiaowan, a master of Chinese painting, and my girlfriend's teacher......"

I told Master in detail what had happened.

After listening, the master pondered for a long time, "You said her name is Tang Xiaowan, right?" ”

"Yes, it's a little more than Lu You's cousin's name," I said.

"What does she look like?" Master asked.

"It's very elegant in normal times, and she has a temperament like an orchid, I can't say how beautiful it is, but it's very attractive", I thought for a moment, "By the way, she is very well maintained, and she looks fifteen or sixteen years younger than her actual age." ”

"It's her......" the master paused, "you don't care about this matter, I'll go to Shijiazhuang today." ”

"Is it serious? Need you to come? I frowned.

"She is my old friend," Master said, "and you are still young, and it is too dangerous to face her alone." Protect your little girlfriend and leave the rest alone. ”

"Master, if I face Tang Xiaowan by myself, wouldn't I have any hope at all?" I asked.

"It's not hopeless, she is a traitor to the Tritheistic Sect, she secretly learned the magic when she was young, and her qualifications are very good, but unfortunately her fate is not suitable, so she only opened more than 20 yin orifices and went crazy", the master sighed, "What you saw last night was not as simple as being out of a trance, it was a painting soul." With your cultivation, you have a sixty percent chance of winning against Tang Xiaowan, but against the painting soul...... I'm really not at ease. ”

I smiled, "Master, I've grown up, and I'll take care of the trouble myself." If you stand up for me this time, it will affect my man's self-confidence, you don't have to worry, I'll do it. ”

"Little rabbit cub, before the hair grows, he calls himself a man in front of the master", the master scolded, "Do you think this is a trivial matter? If you want to experience, you will have opportunities in the future! ”

"Compared to the future, I want to seize every opportunity", I said calmly, "Master, I don't know where the painting soul came from, but she hurt my brother and wanted to harm my woman, if I can't take her in with my own hands, how will I mix in the rivers and lakes in the future?" ”

"Just you? Also the rivers and lakes? Master was amused by me, "Hairy boy, I really don't know how thick the sky is, do you really want to come by yourself?" ”

"Hmm!" I'm very determined.

Master thought for a moment, "Since that's the case, then it's up to you." I'll teach you how to deal with her now, just once, and you've listened carefully......"

When Yang Yang walked out of the dormitory building again, I had already hung up the phone, and I knew it in my heart.

"Wait, aren't you?" She was a little embarrassed, "I washed my hair, so I delayed for a while." ”

I took her hand, pulled her to my side, sniffed her hair gently, the fragrance was pleasant, I didn't feel intoxicated, I held her chin, and kissed her gently, "It's okay, it's worth it!" ”

A few boys next to me cast envious glances at me, after all, in broad daylight, in front of the girls' dormitory, not every boy dares to kiss a beautiful girl so boldly. In a world like ours, those nerds will never understand.

I didn't listen to my own class in the morning, so I went to the art department with Yang Yang for two classes. I didn't understand her professional class at all, and I wasn't interested in it, just to protect her.

At the end of the second class, her female classmate Xiao Fei came to my side, "Hey, I said Ma Ye, you two are too tired, right?" So blatant, aren't you afraid of single dog jealousy? ”

"Do you have any single dogs in your class?" I asked jokingly.

"It's too much, this girl is one of them", she teased me, "Hey, it stimulated me all morning, do you want to make up for it?" ”

"Cut, I'm not selling chicken soup for the soul, I can't care about it", I looked around, "Hey, by the way, does Mr. Tang have classes these days?" ”

"Tang Xiaowan? She doesn't have classes this week, and she comes from time to time", Xiaofei looked at Yang Yang, who was concentrating on sorting out his notes, "Come on, you two are honey, this girl takes food as the sky, let's go first!" ”

After a while, there were only the two of us left in the classroom, and Yang Yang's notes were finished.

"If you don't come, you have to come, this is down, my reputation will be ruined by you", she glanced at me, "Hungry, right?" ”

"I've been hungry for a long time," I stood up, "I'll go back to the dormitory after eating, and then we'll leave immediately and go to Mr. Tang's house." ”

"Didn't you mean night?" She was stunned, "Changed your mind?" ”

"Don't ask so much, just do as I say", I looked at my watch, "If I don't go to the cafeteria, my favorite Japanese tofu will be snatched up, and when the time comes, I will be sad and angry, animalistic, and hungry in confusion, in case I can't hold it, then I can only eat your tofu......"

Yang Yang's face flushed, and he silently picked up his schoolbag, "Don't say it, let's go!" ”

Yang Yang and I are more pure in love, we have been together for some days, and the most intimate is to the point of kissing. I often tease her and take advantage of her, but in practice, I have always respected her.

Anyway, the tofu will be mine sooner or later, and I'm not in a hurry.

Rhubarb was poured a stomach full of water by the eldest and fourth, and then they pressed him to bask in the sun for more than three hours, he bared his teeth in the sun, the cold sweat on his body soaked through his autumn clothes, and the strands of hair on his forehead stuck to his face.

I circled around him carefully twice and nodded slowly, "This is the case...... It's not good......"

"Is it about to change corpses?" The fourth child hurriedly asked.

"What fart? You're a corpse! Your whole family is dead! Rhubarb obviously has some confidence, and the scolding also has a sense of strength.

"Don't make a fuss," the boss looked at me, "Pony, does it matter if you want rhubarb?" ”

"Anyway, within half a year, it's enough to find a girlfriend," I said, "It's a loss to be young, otherwise, people will be wasted." ”

"It's okay if you don't look for a girlfriend, I can't find it for the time being anyway", Rhubarb looked at me anxiously, "You can watch a movie or something about the head office, right?" ”

I laughed, "Do you still have that desire?" I'm afraid that this half a year is just to give you a girlfriend, and you don't want to touch her anymore. ”

Rhubarb was stunned, "Why?" ”

I cleared my throat and sat down in a chair, "The normal kind of behavior is to first move the heart qi, use the heart qi to regulate the liver qi, and then use the liver qi to regulate the spirit qi. Heart Qi determines heat and circumference, Liver Qi determines length and hardness, Kidney Qi determines durability, and your current body is ......."

"Fuck, third brother, what you said is really yellow enough", the fourth child looked at me excitedly, "But I like it too much, tell me quickly, how can it last longer?" ”

"Get out!" Rhubarb was displeased, "Pony, this is my illness, what are you doing with it?" ”

"Don't make any noise!" The boss glared and turned to look at me, "You go on to say that my brothers are all learning." ”

I couldn't help but laugh, whether it was a boy or a man, this topic can always touch their most sensitive nerves.

"Did you dream of a half-naked beauty last night, and when you made love to her, she suddenly turned into a female ghost, and then your body couldn't move?" I asked Rhubarb.

"Uh-huh, yes, that's it!" Rhubarb nodded vigorously.

"Are you on the sun or not?" The eldest and fourth asked in unison.

"It's almost ......," Rhubarb said weakly.

"Of course it's almost," I said, "that female ghost is a tall woman, how could she let a pervert like you get on your body?" What she wants is your spirit, not your spirit. ”

"What's so spirited?" Rhubarb was puzzled, "Don't drag the words, just say what will happen." ”

"You don't understand it deeply, so let's put it simply, essence is kidney qi, which belongs to water; Shen Qi is the energy of the heart, which belongs to fire", I said, "The human body must be in harmony with fire and water, and the balance of yin and yang can be healthy." Last night she sucked most of your heart out of you, and now your body is full of water and fire. The water is gloomy and lustful, once the water is strong and the fire is weak, your body will be yin and yang. Externally, that is, from now on, your mood will gradually be depressed and you will not be interested in doing anything. In terms of men and women, your desire will be surprisingly strong, but it comes and goes quickly, if you have a girlfriend, you don't have the patience not to say, that aspect will make the girl even more dissatisfied, come so many times, you will inevitably leave a shadow in your heart, and it will be difficult to come out again......"

"Holy shit, I'm not wasted?" Rhubarb was about to cry, "Pony, you have to save me, I'm only in my twenties, I can't just ruin my life like this!" ”

The boss's brows also furrowed, "It turns out that there is really a ghost ......"

The fourth child swallowed his saliva, "Third brother, in that case, after the female ghost sucks him, will she not eat enough, and why will she suck us?" ”

I shook my head, "She's a noble lord, and you're in trouble with the old man, and she's not interested." ”

"You two don't mess around", Rhubarb said excitedly, "Pony, can you save me first?" They don't have any, I'm a patient! ”

I laughed, "You're so young, what are you afraid of?" As long as you insist on cleaning yourself within 100 days, quit smoking and drinking, stay up less late, and exercise more, after three months, you will be able to recover your vitality, and in less than half a year, you can be stronger than now, what's so scary? ”

"Then you didn't say it earlier!" Rhubarb breathed a sigh of relief, "Scared me to death...... I'm going to cut all the clips out of my phone in a while, and from now on, get fit! ”

I patted him on the shoulder, "It's okay, you can buy a red candle and a bowl later." At nightfall, glue the candle to the bottom of the bowl, then pour half a bowl of water, light the candle, and place it at the head of the bed. The female ghost will come again tonight, the candle will not be extinguished, you shall not sleep, as soon as the candle is extinguished, go to bed immediately, and no one shall speak until dawn. ”

Rhubarb was dumbfounded, "It's still ...... Still coming? ”

I stood up, "I've said it all, do it, I'll go first." ”

The three of them grabbed me together, "Don't mind, where are you going?" ”

"Go catch that female ghost", I looked at them and broke their hands in turn, "Brothers, if I can't come back, remember for me, no one is allowed to beat Yang Yang's idea, otherwise, Lao Tzu will be a ghost, and he will definitely strangle you first!" ”