Chapter 8: Professional Fart
"I don't know!" The second uncle looked up at the sky, raised one foot, stomped the ground gently, and said:
"But back then, your grandfather wouldn't just find two people to stay in this crematorium with him!"
After finishing speaking, he began to close his eyes and recuperate, as if he was about to fall asleep.
I stood aside and gritted my teeth, and the contact in the past two days made me understand more and more that my second uncle likes to hang people's appetites, and he doesn't want to say it, others can't ask.
"Okay, don't you say pull down, I'm going to school."
……
In the evening, after class, I went straight home without any stop at school.
Lin Er's matter has not yet been settled, although Uncle Zhang told me not to worry about Lin Er's affairs, and said that Lin Lao Er will not harm anyone, but I am still afraid that that guy will come to school again.
When I got home, my mother had already cooked and was coming out of the house with the dishes, and when she saw me, she quickly greeted me with a smile and said:
"It's just right to come back, hurry up and wash your hands and eat!"
I walked in, looked at the meat and vegetarian soup on the table, and asked curiously, "Mom, what day is today, you make so many dishes!" ”
"It's not a long time, it's not a guest at home." My mom laughed and slapped my hand out of the flesh.
"Guest?"
I looked up and happened to see Su Zimo wearing an apron and walking out of the house.
"Damn, why are you still here?" I just shouted.
Su Zimo glanced at me, took off his apron, and said with some dissatisfaction: "What are you shouting?" Didn't I catch the bus? You think I'd like to see you! ”
I looked at Su Zimo suspiciously, when I left in the morning, Su Zimo obviously had an hour to catch the car, how could it be too late.
"Did you mean to stay at my house to eat and drink?" I asked, squinting, a little confused as to what this woman was up to.
"Xiuyuan!"
After I finished speaking, my mother slapped me on the back of the head in anger and said:
"No matter what, the girl is also a guest, she also helped your mother and me do a lot of work today, and the little girl can also cook, which is all done by her, and her hands and feet are also diligent and neat, much better than you nerd."
"I'm a nerd!" I pouted and said, I couldn't understand why my mother liked this female liar so much.
"Humph!"
Seeing my mother and her standing aside, Su Zimo raised her chin proudly and pulled my mother to sit down at the dinner table.
"I'm telling you, if I let me know what you said to deceive my family, I wouldn't let you go."
After washing my hands, I also sat down next to Su Zimo, and whispered to her while eating.
"I'll say it again, I'm not a liar!" Su Zimo bit his chopsticks and glared at me.
"What are you talking about?"
My mother saw me and Su Zimo muttering, couldn't help but ask with a smile, and moved the meat dish to Su Zimo's.
"Mom, I'm your own son." I said to my mom angrily, but my mom didn't pay any attention to me.
I struggled to no avail, and I didn't want to sulk anymore, so I turned to look at my dad and said:
"Dad, did Lin Qingshi find a Taoist priest in the city!"
When my dad heard this, he put down his glass, nodded and said:
"At noon, I went to Lin Qingshi's house, and the Taoist priest invited him, this time Lin Qingshi made a lot of money, and the Taoist priest did three days of Dharma and asked for 10,000 yuan!"
"Ten thousand dollars!" I was a little distressed when I heard it, but when I thought of the woman next to me, I couldn't help but ask, "Dad, this time the Taoist priest won't be a liar, right?" ”
As soon as I finished speaking, I was stomped hard by Su Zimo on the side.
"No!" My dad shook his head and said in affirmation; "This time, it's the Taoist priest that Lin Siye helped contact!"
Lin Siye.
Listening to my dad talk about this person, I was also relieved.
This Lin Siye is the old man of our village, Lin Wu was the village chief of our village the year before last, and before him, the village chief has always been Lin Siye, and he is highly respected in the village.
During the years he was the village head, the red and white ceremonies in the village, the fortune-telling fortune telling, and the things of finding Taoist priests and mages were all handled by Lin Siye, which was very reliable.
And I am also grateful to Lin Siye in my heart.
Eight years ago, when my grandfather committed suicide by throwing himself into the river, it was Lin Siye who personally asked someone to pull my father, otherwise with my father's character, he would have gone down to the river to find my father, once this is the case, I will not have the opportunity to eat with my father today.
After eating, it was getting dark.
I changed my clothes, said hello to my dad and said that I would go to Lin Qingshi's house to have a look.
As soon as I got out of the yard, Su Zimo shouted behind me:
"Li Xiuyuan, you wait for me, I'll go with you!"
I turned around helplessly, but when I saw Su Zimo, I was a little stunned for a while, and I swallowed back the hurtful words on my lips.
It's different from the way he was wearing a robe at the dinner table just now.
She changed her clothes, black sweatpants, white short sleeves, her hair was simply washed, she tied a double ponytail, grabbed a cucumber in her hand, and took a bite, and there was a crisp sound of clicking in her mouth.
Although my impression of this woman is still a female liar, I have to say that Su Zimo at this time is indeed very good-looking and even a little cute.
I looked away and asked, "What are you doing with me?" ”
"Look at the excitement, and then strengthen learning!" Su Zimo took out a notebook from his pocket and said seriously.
I covered my forehead helplessly, not knowing what to say about this woman.
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Lin Qingshi's house.
Lin Laoer's new grave was dug up, today's day, the rescue has spread all over the village, the people in the village are all good, knowing that Lin Qingshi invited a Taoist priest in the city today to open the altar, they can't help but come over to see the excitement.
When Su Zimo and I arrived, we couldn't get into the courtyard, so we found a wall and looked at it on our stomachs.
Su Zimo finished eating a cucumber, took out another one from his pocket, stared at the cucumber for a while, and then grabbed my clothes and wiped the cucumber.
"What are you doing!" I angrily ripped my clothes back.
"What else can you do, rub cucumbers!" Su Zimo said confidently, and when the words fell, he opened his mouth and sent the cucumber to his mouth.
I gritted my teeth and stretched out my hand, grabbed half a cucumber, and while eating, I looked at the Taoist priest in Lin Qingshi Courtyard and asked:
"Didn't you say you're not a liar? Then tell me how this Taoist priest is doing! ”
The cucumber was robbed, Su Zimo pouted angrily, and after a while, he said:
"Just his equipment, it will cost tens of thousands, and if he has no ability, he can't afford it at all, and if this method is not professional, he will be sorry for his outfit."
I couldn't help but nod after hearing this, thinking the same thing in my heart, not to mention that this Taoist priest was found by Lin Siye, and for a while, the last bit of doubt in my heart disappeared.
But just as I was about to say go back, suddenly a strange voice came from next to me.
"Is this still professional? Professional fart! ”
Su Zimo and I were both startled by this sudden sound, and turned our heads to look, only to see that two meters next to me, a bald young man was riding on the wall and watching us.
"Who are you?"
I asked, frowning.