Five hundred and sixty-seven The fifth brother of Sui, the natural god of war in Yanbian
In Antu County, in a rural village not more than 10 kilometers away from the man's house called Fifth Brother, in the yard of the first farmhouse at the entrance of the village, a large pot was bubbling with hot air and soup, and a young man was holding a large spoon and kept stirring the soup pot.
"Xiaoqing, don't put anything in the pot when the dog meat is boiling, just take it out and eat it with salty salt flowers!" Inside the room, a young man with a shaved head stood at the window with a smile and shouted to the young man.
"Got Viagra!" After the young man finished smiling, he took the spoon in his hand and continued to stare at the dog meat in the pot.
After the short-haired young man finished speaking, he turned around and continued to return to the table in the room, then picked up a two-sip cup and raised it to the several men on the table and said, "Come on, all of you have contributed to it, let's have a sip together!" ”
Everyone looked at each other with a smile, raised their glasses and touched them with the young man, and then they all took a big sip.
After putting down the cup, a man sitting next to the young man opened his mouth and asked, "Weiwei, you have cleaned up Sui Wu so clearly, that is a mental illness, who in ten miles and eight villages does not know him?" If he looks for you later, you can prepare in advance! ”
Xiao Wei waved his hand with a smile and said, "! He's crazy? He didn't know that my uncle and they were all transferred back, and now whether it is epidemic prevention or official mouth, I must be eating him to death, don't worry about that! If you pretend to be forced with me, I will clean him up online and offline in an all-round way! ”
"Let's stand up!"
"No, it's going to get better soon!"
"From now on, we'll fucking eat and drink spicy food!"
Everyone kept flattering Yan Xiaowei like the moon, and Yan Xiaowei, who was not very old, raised his head very much.
At this time, the dog meat outside the house was already ready, and the young man named Xiaoqing kept fishing for the dog meat inside with a large basin, and after a burst of dust outside the yard, a tattered van stopped at the door, and then Sui Wu stepped out and walked directly towards the big courtyard.
Xiaoqing thought that a friend had come, so he raised his head with a smile and said, "It's just that the meat is ready, enter the house and enter the ......" Halfway through, Xiaoqing was stunned.
"Fuck you, you're still in the mood to eat meat, are you?" After scolding Xiao Qing with a stalk on his neck, Sui Wujiao stepped in front of Xiao Qing, kicked over the big iron pot, and the whole pot of boiling soup was directly overturned and splashed towards Xiao Qing's body.
"Ahhh......h
Xiaoqing's wailing and the sound of the iron pot overturning suddenly attracted everyone in the room who were drinking and bragging, and then Yan Xiaowei stood up and looked outside, and suddenly shouted in shock, "Sui Wu is here!" ”
After hearing this, many people in the house immediately began to look around the house to find a guy, ready to work with Sui Wu!
Sui Wu completely ignored Xiao Qing on the ground as if he was going to die, and walked towards Yan Xiaowei's house, looking very chic with his hands behind his back, and the brothers behind him also followed him inseparably.
Sui Wu never looked down on Yan Xiaowei at all, both of them are quite famous second-rate people here, but Sui Wu's reputation is even better, after all, he is older than Yan Xiaowei and debuted a little earlier, so after Sui Wu entered the house, he looked at Yan Xiaowei, who was sitting on the edge of the kang and looked at him, and directly reached out domineeringly and pulled Yan Xiaowei's head, then pouted and asked, "What's the matter, Xiaowei?" Do you want to fight with me? ”
Yan Xiaowei shook his head stubbornly, and then glared at Sui Wu and shouted, "Fuck, your mother, Sui Wu, what do you want?" ”
Sui Wu smiled and turned his head to look at the other Yan Xiaowei's friends, then looked at them and asked, "What's wrong?" Yan Xiaowei has something to do with it, are you all convinced? Has a chicken dog ascended to heaven? ”
These people looked at each other and didn't answer a little, and the person standing at the front glanced towards the outhouse, and found that at least two of the brothers who came with Sui Wu were carrying cloth bags in their hands, and the cloth bags that were propped up were obviously ringing inside, so the heart that wanted to do it instantly fell to the bottom and disappeared.
"Fifth brother, is there any misunderstanding? We just got together for a drink, and no one said what to do with you? Isn't it who said what? This man's brain turned quickly, and he wanted to let Sui Wu dissipate his anger after directly handing over the good words.
Sui Wu glanced at him with a smile, then turned his head and continued to look at Yan Xiaowei and asked, "You can't do it either?" With these dog baskets all around, does it make your restless heart fall apart now? Yes? ”
"Sui Wu, if you're, you'll kill me!" Yan Xiaowei gritted his teeth and shouted.
"you? I don't dare? Sui Wu looked down on Yan Xiaowei at all and asked with a smile.
"If you don't me, I'll kill you today, do you believe it?" Yan Xiaowei squinted his eyes and provoked Sui Wu again.
"?" Sui Wu didn't expect Yan Xiaowei to be so tough, and looked Yan Xiaowei up and down with a little puzzlement at random, and at this stall, Yan Xiaowei, who was sitting on the edge of the kang, suddenly touched his hand into the pile of bedding placed on the kang head, and instantly pulled out a sawed old-fashioned shotgun, and then gestured towards Sui Wu's head.
"......" Sui Wu squinted his eyes and subconsciously raised his hand, directly grasped the barrel of the gun, and then raised it violently.
"Kang!"
After a deafening colossus, Sui Wu violently shook Yan Xiaowei's arm towards his side, and then dragged the short troll down, and then Sui Wu shot Yan Xiaowei's head with a gun and punched Yan Xiaowei's head.
"Fuck you, play with me? You're still pulling pee bubbles in your bunch when I'm playing! Sui Wu gritted his teeth and scolded, and then directly put the troll on Yan Xiaowei's lap......
"...... Hyper"
"Ahh
"...... Hyper"
"Fuck your mother, Sui Wu......" Yan Xiaowei trembled and scolded and then fainted, his legs hanging bloodily on the edge of the kang.
Sui Wu looked at Yan Xiaowei who had passed out with a gloomy face, turned his head and shouted to the group of people who didn't dare to speak, "I won't kill him, but you tell him that the dog can't be sent out tonight, and I'm still looking for him!" After Sui Wu finished speaking, he actually reached out and threw the troll on the kang, and then turned around and left Yan Xiaowei's house.
Today's update is over, tomorrow Mother's Day, here I first wish the mothers of the world a happy holiday, and I hope that you will live a long life, and your children will not be affected by disasters, and you will be healthy and happy every year!
I also wish all the book friends a happy family, all the best, and the brothers who are done with it!