In the evening, Lin Xi came to the door on time and brought two dozen beers along the way.

As soon as the door was opened, the snail opened the door with a black mask on his face.

"Come on, come in."

A mournful tone, so low that it can't be in the bass, completely devoid of vitality.

"Are you completely out of love?"

Lin Xihe asked tentatively, the snail was in such an abnormal mood, and Lin Xihe felt that he had to be careful.

As the saying goes, a companion is like a tiger, etc., why do you use this sentence to describe it?

"Mmmm, I was sent away by Mu Shichen's mother with a check."

"Why are you still swearing?"

After all, Lin Xihe couldn't have imagined that snails would curse.

"Where did I scold, I'm talking about Mu Shichen's mother, do you have to say it so clearly?"

Sure enough, women are not easy to mess with, and they were yelled at just by saying the wrong thing.

"It's all my fault, it's all my fault."

"Don't talk nonsense, what about the wine?"

The snail didn't care about Lin Xihe behind him, snatched the wine bag in his hand and walked into the house, leaving Lin Xihe behind him to silently close the door alone.

"Ha, it's not cool enough."

The snail took a sip and felt that the beer was not good enough for the taste, so when would he get drunk.

Although snails are not drunk for a thousand cups, the more they drink beer, the more sober they become, and they are never drunk.

"I, my reputation is ruined like this."

The snail gestured while drinking, looking like a resentful woman.

"If you don't feel well, go to him, and I'll teach him a lesson."

"Just you? If you can't even beat me, you should stop me a little bit, and be my horse boy honestly. ”

Yes, now Lin Xihe has become a horse boy next to the snail again.

"You took the check?"

"Of course, if I don't accept what my aunt gave, won't I refute her face?"

"It's good that when I'll be able to get someone to give me a check like you."

Lin Xihe pretended to be envious, the snail really couldn't stand it.

"Don't be sarcastic about me here, okay? I was really angry at the time, and his mother thought I was such a person, so I just let her think I was such a person. ”

Although he was also very angry with his mother at that time, this large amount of money was also a hot potato.

"And what are you going to do with this check?"

Lin Xihe's sentence can be regarded as to the point.

The snail thought about it and had a great idea.

"I won't take this money, but I'm still angry, I originally planned to charge her phone bill with all this money, but now I plan to charge a little."

The snail smiled evilly, and Lin Xi understood it.

I'm afraid that a little money in the snail's mouth is likely to be a lot of money, I'm afraid that Mu Shichen can't sit still when he sees the short message on his mobile phone.

It's a cheap telecom company.

"I take the liberty of asking what 'a point' is?"

"I know what you mean, I'm not stupid, I just gave you a task."

Lin Xihe actually thought that he would be willful enough to squander it at will, since he got a sum of money for nothing, the snail would not be wasted casually.

"What task?"

"Donate the rest of this money for me."

"That's fine, you can also do charity, the best of both worlds, but do you plan to donate with your real name or anonymously?"

"It's better to use Mu Shichen's name."

The snail closed her eyes slightly, and she could still see that she was sad.

"Are you in a daze or something, at this time, you still want to help him do charity."

"Let's have peace of mind, it's not my money after all."

Lin Xihe felt that the snail was both kind and indecisive at this time, and he was obviously not happy, but it was really time to be angry for himself, and he was not ruthless enough.

"Okay, it's on me."

"Okay, I'll leave this matter to you."

The next day, the snail really didn't meet Lin Xihe's expectations.

Early in the morning, the snail ran to Lin Xihe's room and woke Lin Xihe up.

kept urging Lin Xihe to hurry up, but this product was getting slower and slower.

"Do you think I'm better off wearing this?"

"Mmmm, good-looking, you look good in anything."

The snail was impatient and perfunctory, but I have to say that Lin Xihe really looks good in everything.

"And which pair of pants should I wear better?"

The clothes were set, but there was a problem with which pants to wear.

Lin Xihe found two pairs of pants that were also very beautiful and compared.

"The one on the left, it's simple and generous."

"Well, but this material is a bit thick, and it looks hot from the outside."

"Then the one on the right, it's also good to match, it's very beautiful."

"But there are no shoes for this one, and I didn't bring the shoes for this pants."

"Then you don't have any other pants?"

The meaning of the snail is that it can be worn with other things.

"But I want to wear this dress today, and it looks good with these two pants."

Okay, now the snail is completely helpless, who said that girls are troublesome to change clothes, and boys are equally troublesome.

"Then you just get dressed, don't wear pants."

"But I don't have shorts."

When Lin Xihe looked at Zhengmei in the mirror, he turned around and once again passed the snail's opinion.

It doesn't matter if this pass, what matters is that Lin Xihe has already seen the fire in the snail's eyes.

Lin Xihe turned his head and was startled, the snail's eyes were sinister, his eyes were slightly squinted, and his hands were clenched into fists.

This is generally the common appearance of Lin Xihe, and this generally means that the snail is already on the verge of going berserk.

"I want to dress up better, so I can give you a long face."

"No, it's just to withdraw money, not to meet parents."

The snail was indignant.

"Besides, your face is enough to give me a long face, what don't you look good at, hurry up."

Although the snail shouted this sentence and said it without a good voice and no anger, Lin Xihe still said that he was very useful to himself.

Lin Xihe just likes to be praised in his heart by such a serious post.

"That's right, then I'll wear it casually."

Sure enough, Lin Xihe was eye-catching enough to wear casually.

"Ugh."

The snail sighed heavily.

"What's the matter, I'm already fast, I haven't trimmed my face today, and I haven't shaved my beard yet."

"Not much, I just feel that I'm bleak when I go with you."

This is a long face for himself, walking beside Lin Xihe is like a servant girl beside him, and the person who should dress up carefully and pick clothes is himself.

In this way, he can just make a draw with Lin Xihe now.

"It's okay, I don't dislike you."

Lin Xihe pretended to be comforted.

The snail still couldn't laugh, and simply glanced at Lin Xihe without smiling.

"Thank you!"

It's not an eye-catching thing for the two to withdraw money, the people in the bank have never seen anything in the world, and besides, Lin Xihe did it, and the snail didn't feel anything to be ashamed of.

It's a big deal to pretend to be the one who accompanied him to get the money.

Lin Xihe was afraid that the people in the bank would think that he was embarrassed, so he specially prepared a bank card and just put the money directly into it.

After finishing it, the snail came to the place where the mobile phone was recharged.

"Are you sure you want to do it."

"So do a good job of relieving the hatred in my heart."

Here it is again, since the breakup of the snail's answer, he can basically use lines and use lines, and he is too deep into the play.

"Then I won't go in with you."

Lin Xi waved his hand, making a gesture to slip, but was quickly grabbed by the snail's hand and pulled it in.

Entering the hall, the snail saw that there were many people, so he put down the hand on Lin Xihe's clothes and changed it to lead the corner of his clothes.

"Hello, I'm going to pay my phone bill."

After waiting for the staff, the snail said this seemingly ordinary sentence.

"Okay, what's the phone number?"

The snail reported Mu Shichen's mobile phone number.

"How much to charge, ma'am."

"A million."

The snail said calmly.

At this time, the staff was not calm, and suddenly raised his head and looked at the lady opposite who planned to deposit a million phone bills.

Sensing the changes around him, the snail secretly rejoiced.

"Fortunately, I went out with a hat and covered it tightly."

Lin Xihe was even more suspicious of himself.

The staff who made sure that they had heard it correctly pretended to be calm and continued to handle the service.

"Cash or?"

The staff was in a state of mourning.

"Swipe your card."

After the completion of the snail, the body is relaxed, and the body and mind are comfortable.

"Cool."

Lin Xihe looked at this snail that seemed to have a bad breath, and it was really funny.

"That's it, your way of getting angry is really weird."

The snail didn't care.

"Is it so weird? Isn't it just a phone bill? ”

Lin Xihe didn't speak, and secretly complained psychologically.

"Who will deposit a million phone bills, this has to be called until the Year of the Monkey."

"From today, this article will be officially turned over, let's go to the mall."

The snail was ashamed to pull Lin Xihe to go shopping and shopping, which was very crazy.

To say that Lin Xihe is usually very good at shopping malls, but now he is completely exhausted.

After shopping, the two people put their things back to the hotel, and Lin Xihe thought he could take a break.

I don't know that after a while, the kung fu snail ordered the food and ordered the wine, and now it's good.

In the blink of an eye, the person who was standing in the mobile phone recharge hall and swore to himself that he was crying on the sofa.

It is not an exaggeration to describe that voice as resounding through the sky.

Lin Xihe was afraid that others would call the police, so he had to find a tie of his own to cover the snail's mouth, so that the world was quiet.

Lin Xiyi, who had just cleaned up the room on his own, turned around and found that the snail was gone, and he panicked.

Lin Xi searched all over the room, not because she was afraid that she would lose it, but mainly because she was afraid that she would suddenly scare herself by hiding in a corner of the room.

After looking for two laps, Lin Xihe still found nothing, but he was tired.

"Don't look for it, don't look for it, sleep wherever you like, anyway, it's in this room, scare me to death, scare me to death."

After speaking, Lin Xihe jumped and fell down on the bed.

"Oops."

only heard a muffled 'oops', Mu Shichen suddenly pricked up his ears and listened carefully.

It's clearly the sound of a snail.

Lin Xihe was about to get up and look for it again, when he suddenly felt something struggling and squirming in the quilt under him.

"It's over."

Lin Xihe, who realized something, suddenly felt that he was going to finish playing.

Quickly lifted the quilt, and sure enough, the snail was lying on the bed.

"Hopefully, she'll wake up tomorrow and forget all the things she wants to be unhappy about."

Lin Xihe said this sentence for himself.