Because I went to bed early last night, it directly caused the snail to wake up early in the morning when the alarm clock did not go off.

The snail originally wanted to lie down on the bed for a while it was still early, and if there was enough time, he could also play with his mobile phone and watch his variety show with Lin Xihe, after all, he usually didn't have much time to watch variety shows, and of course his own show still had to support it.

Watching variety shows snails has a habit of opening the barrage to see if it is the same as what they want to say, and it's completely spiritual.

The snail was very worried, after all, it was the first time to be in front of the national audience, and he was afraid of being scolded.

It feels pretty good to look at it, the snail thinks about it when he just met Lin Xihe at that time, it was all because of the scandal, two completely unrelated people actually became friends by an inexplicable scandal, and sometimes said it to Lin Xihe, Lin Xihe also said that it was the ghost who walked in front of the snail at that time and was photographed.

The alarm clock sounded, the picture came to an abrupt end, and the barrage also stopped, and the snail just noticed the above words:

This is a snail

It's her who robbed my male god, woo~

Why does she have such a good life, I also want to see the male god!

The snail looked at the barrage above, feeling very comfortable, and thought to himself: No way, who called me a lucky person.

Although there are few people who praise themselves above, even if they say that they envy the luck of snails, it is really refreshing to see such news early in the morning.

Finally, someone on it said: The snail is too good-looking, Xizhen hopes that she and Lin Xihe are a couple.

"Oh, roar," the snail saw the first half of this sentence and rolled back and forth on the bed happily, looking back at the ceiling, and remembered that the excitement in the audience just now when they said that they were good-looking was really indescribable, and those who couldn't get enough of it looked at it carefully, and they were still excited.

Finally enough to see enough, only then did I notice the never-ever hope of 'hoping to make a pair with Lin Xihe' in the back sentence, and the snail thought about Lin Xihe, this is simply a fantasy.

The snail thought that if the media also said this sentence at that time, then it is estimated that the snail would directly dislike himself if he refused Lin Xihe before he opened his mouth, and he had already seen through the snail.

Thinking of this, the snail imitated the last time at the publicity meeting, and when a reporter asked around the corner whether he would consider a girl with a character like a snail as his girlfriend, Lin Xihe's expression really made the snail unforgettable for life.

It was a visceral disgust.

I saw Lin Xihe immediately pick up the microphone and say: No!

Although the audience and reporters were happy, the snail stared at Lin Xihe's side face with sharp eyes for a long time until he turned the topic to another guest.

"I don't like her, she's so ugly."

Let's ask which female guest can stand such an official complaint, as soon as this remark came out, she immediately got the snail's eyes, and the snail also replied without showing weakness, "You think about it." The scene was so lively.

The snail also said to Lin Xihe afterwards, "There was a camera at that time, otherwise I promised to kill you, do you believe it?" ”

Lin Xihe laughed, not feeling the slightest threat.

"Then I will definitely reveal the fact that you have a mysterious boyfriend to the media before you beat you and can't speak."

This dose really hit the snail's heart, and I couldn't stand it anymore.

"Today, if I don't get my dignity back, I don't believe it."

Lin Xihe belongs to the lord who gives a little sunshine, and he can always have a way to fry the snail on the spot.

"Oh, little snail, you've been doing it for a long time, your surname is Yan, salt of pepper? Or the salt of sea salt? By the way, it's salt, hahahaha. ”

The snail couldn't bear it anymore, so he directly pulled Lin Xihe's collar, looked at no one in private, and threw the person into the hotel room.

"You show you how good I am, do you really think I'm a vegetarian? You don't want to, you think I'm willing, you're a woman, you don't feel safe with you at all, if you encounter danger, you will definitely hide farther than anyone else..."

Although Lin Xihe said that he had lost the battle, he was still unconvinced, "yes, ah" With Lin Xihe's screams, he still stubbornly said the most straightforward words of his psychology.

"I'm just a little girl, what can you do with me?"

"I just don't like you, can't I tell you the truth? Am I wrong? ”

"I'm telling you, although I have the ability, but everyone still looks at my face, if you disfigure me, my fans won't let you go."

"Am I wrong, am I wrong? Snail, I was wrong. ”

After speaking, Lin Xihe desperately broke free from the snail's holding hand, and finally escaped from the clutches of the devil.

The threat of the snail could be heard behind him, "Lin Xihe, don't fall into my hands next time." ”

After that, Lin Xihe tried his best to avoid snails, and tried not to speak ill of snails in front of them, because he couldn't beat them.

After all, Lin Xihe is an extremely weak girl at heart.

The snail looked at it again and saw a very familiar name with the name of the barrage: innocent Sayuri.

The snail squinted, "What is that snail, it's so ugly, and it has little hair and has such an ugly hairstyle." ”

It was followed by a few matching barrages, hahaha laughing.

The air around him suddenly became a little frozen, and the snail slowly withdrew the smile on his face, stared at the barrage for a long time, and finally called Lin Xihe in a series of fatal calls.

At this time, it was still early, probably Lin Xihe was also asleep, and he wanted to ignore the ringtone of the call, but the phone was endless, Lin Xihe wanted to hang up, but when he saw the caller ID, he suddenly became nervous, and his hand shook and scraped the phone to the ground.

Lin Xihe crawled to the ground and picked up the phone wrapped in the quilt before the snail decided to make a second call.

"Hey, ancestor, what are you doing early in the morning?"

Lin Xihe originally felt that he was disturbed early in the morning, even if the snail was powerful, he couldn't bully people like this, so he planned to strike first, so that the snail could feel guilty about himself, so that the next time he ran into himself, the snail might be merciful.

"Lin ~ Xi ~ He, today I watched our variety show on a whim."

Speaking of this, the snail deliberately paused, wanting to see what kind of reaction Lin Xihe had.

Sure enough, hearing the snail say this, Lin Xihe's heart chuckled in the morning, and he was no longer sleepy, in just a few seconds, Lin Xihe's brain was spinning rapidly, how to solve it.

"Ha, you see, don't you feel pretty good, I've always thought your previous hairstyle was really good, especially suitable for you..."

The snail really couldn't help but listen to Lin Xiheyang coaxing himself on the phone, "Really? How beautiful is that? ”

After thinking about it, the snail felt that because he should be miserable, didn't he praise himself for being miserable, then let Lin Xihe keep praising himself, which could be regarded as a punishment for him.

"Well, yes, it's very beautiful, and I'm eclipsed by you."

"Stop, Lin Xihe, it's really a man's mouth and a deceitful ghost, even if you have a little girl living in your heart, you can't change your man's true colors."

The snail finally went berserk, and it seemed that he was hopeless this time.

No, you can't give up until the last minute, and you don't know if you have a chance to survive.

"How can I have it, sister, you have always been the best one in my heart."

"Oh, that's it, then why did I see a barrage this morning that said that I was ugly and had less hair, and then I had such an ugly hairstyle, did you see it?"

Sure enough, I can't escape.

Lin Xihe was afraid that he would never have thought that the snail would watch a variety show by such a coincidence one day, and also watched the barrage, just watch it, but fortunately, he coincidentally saw the revenge-like barrage he sent.

"Lin Xihe? Why don't you speak? The barrage that said my barrage is really almost exactly the same as your name, how can there be such a coincidence in this world? ”

"Hey, you said that if that person is also a man, then you two are simply too fateful, right?"

The snail on the other side of the phone was still sarcastically mocking himself, and Lin Xihe had already turned on the receiver and got up to wash.

The snail already knew that it was himself, so he almost beat himself, and these days he is actually very close to the place where the snail lives, so Lin Xihe said that he should be more careful, and he must not let the snail know his itinerary.

The snail scolded Lin Xihetong fiercely, and the first thing he did when he put down the phone was to make a call to Lin Xihe's assistant and get all the clues.

Lin Xihe, who was still wearing a mask, thought that he had successfully avoided this hurdle, and while he was happy, he also watched the previous variety show, and when he saw the appearance of the snail, Lin Xihe's really laughing mask was about to fall off.

It is said that happiness is sad, the snail immediately rushed to Lin Xihe's hotel after making the call, not far from where he lived, and the snail specially told Lin Xihe's assistant not to let Lin Xihe know that he had called him, and he specially 'advised' carefully on the phone.

The little assistant said how dare she, she didn't dare to betray the snail if she borrowed a few guts, although Sister Snail is usually gentle, but the scene of her bullying her own artist is not unprecedented, and she really can't afford to provoke it.

Lin Xihe, who was still watching TV, laughed for a long time, and then picked up the script again to become familiar with it, and when he heard the knock on the door, he thought it was his assistant, and after opening it, Lin Xihe was completely dumbfounded.

Now it seems that it is too late to close the door, Lin Xihe can only give himself courage and generously call the snail in.

The snail didn't say anything, just looked at the muted picture on the TV and said lightly, "Yo, it's so early in the morning to watch a variety show." ”

As soon as these words came out, Lin Xihe said that he was planning to take his own life by saying this?

"Have you finished brushing your teeth, come over for breakfast when you're done."

The snail didn't talk much nonsense with him, and originally planned to come over to Xingshi to ask for guilt, but later passed by the breakfast shop Snail changed his mind and bought breakfast directly.

Lin Xihe trembled and moved his steps closer, looked at the snail's eyes and took a bun in his hand, and asked weakly,

"How did you remember to buy breakfast?"

Lin Xihe thought to himself why the sun came out in the west, but in the past, he had always rushed to buy breakfast by himself or asked her and Mu Shichen to come down and eat with him, and it was the first time that a snail had brought breakfast to the door.

"I miss the time today, he used to buy me breakfast."

The snail took a bite of the bun and chewed slowly.

As soon as this remark came out, Lin Xihe was directly knocked out on the spot, and the single person said that he couldn't afford to hurt it.

"I used to buy you breakfast, why don't you want to think about me? It's really a heavy color and a light friend. ”

Lin Xihe said that he was heartbroken by the snail.

"If you have a partner, you will be like this, don't worry."

was seen through the essence by the snail at a glance, and Lin Xihe did not hide it, and generously admitted it.

"You're right, I'm going to abandon you when I have a partner, hum"

is also arrogant, Lin Xihe.