Chapter 81: Looking for Trouble

I looked at the little gangster who spoke, and I had a feeling that I seemed to have heard this person's voice somewhere, a little familiar, and I coldly replied: "It's okay to see a doctor, let's line up!" ”

A thug behind the man immediately returned disdainfully: "Queue? Are you blind? Do you know who you're talking to? My boss doesn't have the word queue in his dictionary. How many days can this group of old immortals live, what is there to see? Early death and early superbirth, it is the right thing to go back and choose a good place to bury as soon as possible! ”

Uncle Huang immediately reprimanded angrily: "Young man, do you still have some quality? If your mouth is not dry and clean, no one in your family has taught you how to respect the old and love the young? ”

"Old immortal, who do you say has no quality? Who doesn't have a dry mouth? ”

The little thug looked like he didn't agree with a word, and he was about to make a move, pointing at Old Man Huang's nose and shouting angrily.

I was afraid that they would make trouble, so I quickly stood up and dissuaded: "What are you doing! Do! Are you here to see a doctor or to find something? If you come to see a doctor, please be respectful, and if you come to make trouble, I will let the police arrest you now. ”

Seeing that I brought up the police, several of them immediately converged, looked at each other, made a look, and the leader immediately said: "Nonsense, Lao Tzu is here not to see a doctor, is it up to you!" I'm so uncomfortable, I can't bear it anymore, you show me first. ”

I didn't bother to entangle with them, so I had to say to the aunt at the moment: "Auntie, you wait a while, I'll show them it, and I'll check it on you later." ”

Although the aunts and uncles were angry, they also knew that these people were not good at stubble, so Hou was silent at the moment and didn't say much.

The leader sat down, and the rest of the thugs came over and stared at me.

I asked coldly, "Why are you sick?" ”

The man gave me a blank look and replied arrogantly: "If I knew that I was sick, how could I look for you?" Are you a doctor or am I a doctor? You won't watch? Long eyes out of breath? ”

I'm already sure that this group of people is not here to see a doctor, but purely to find fault.

And I finally remembered the man's voice, very similar to the person who had robbed me before, when the other person was wearing a helmet, and I couldn't see the other person's appearance.

Now that I think about it, could it be that Pan Hua is doing it again?

The day before yesterday, in order to save Xiao Jingxi, I beat Pan Hua, Pan Hua is here to take revenge on me?

I pretended not to notice it, wanted to see what they were going to do, and then returned: "Give me the hand, I'll take the pulse." ”

The man looked like a hanger, stretched out his hand, and after I took the pulse, I deliberately returned: "It's sick, and it's very sick." ”

The man immediately scolded, "You're sick!" ”

I gave him a blank look and said, "Since you're not sick, why are you coming to the outpatient clinic?" ”

The man immediately froze, and asked a little worriedly, "Where am I sick?" If you dare to trick me today, I'll smash your signboard!" ”

I laughed and said, "Are you urinating frequently and urgently?" And the palms are sweaty, accompanied by tinnitus, and the hair is starting to fall out? ”

The man's face turned pale, and he quickly asked, "Huh?" Why is that? What's the disease? How to treat it? ”

I smiled and said, "Don't worry, it's not cancer, it's just kidney deficiency." ”

"Who the are you talking about kidney deficiency?" A thug in the back rushed over, grabbed me by the collar, and scolded angrily: "The boss is in good health, ten times a night, you say that my boss has kidney deficiency?" Are you looking for death? ”

I patted his hand and said lightly: "Your boss's illness is a minor problem, just take care of it." But your illness is not so simple, and if it drags on, it will be difficult to treat. ”

The thug scolded angrily: "What about playing Lao Tzu? Today, I won't smash your signboard, I'll have your surname! ”

I replied casually: "What's in it for me to play you?" Don't believe it, if I do acupuncture, you will know if you are sick or not. ”

The little thug was frightened by me, and the leader made a look, and suddenly said, "Second brother, let him try, what if it's true?" If he dares to trick us, it's too late to smash the signboard! ”

Although the little gangster was scolded by the boss, he still returned with an unhappy face: "Boss, he is just scaring people, how can I be sick?" ”

I struck while the iron was hot and returned: "I run a clinic, the store is here, I won't use my own skills to play tricks, otherwise you don't have to smash it, I will smash my own signboard first." ”

The leader smiled: "You said this yourself, second, let go of him." ”

The little yellow fur let go of me, and I laughed, "You wait for me to get the silver needle." ”

I took out the poisonous silver needle, but I was laughing secretly in my heart, you guys are still too tender, and you still come to me for business? Today, the old account and the new account are counted together.

I said to the thug, "You stretch out your hand, I'll prick it, and you'll soon know if you're sick or not." ”

The man looked weak and stretched out his hand tremblingly, as if he was beginning to believe my words and suspect that he was sick.

I took out a poisonous silver needle and pierced it in his Hegu acupoint. After all, I used to do experiments with mice, which is definitely different from the anti-toxicity of the human body, and now in order to be safe, I pricked his Lao Gong acupoint again.

Although a silver needle can completely incapacitate a mouse, I think two needles can always make a little bit of a reaction.

The little thug looked at the two silver needles stuck in his hand, frowned, and said, "I don't feel anything?" ”

I was a little weak and replied, "Don't worry, it'll be soon." ”

I looked at the other three thugs, and since they were coming together, they would all be looking for trouble, no matter what I said. smiled at the moment: "Do you want to check it too?" Acupuncture is an old Chinese medicine that has been passed down for thousands of years, and it can be checked if you are sick, and you can also drive away cold if you are not sick. ”

They shook their heads and said, "No, we're healthy." ”

The little gangster who had been watching the needle piercing in the lead asked, "Second brother, don't you feel it yet?" ”

The thug replied: "Mu You...... Wood is in a hurry......"

When the leader heard this, he was immediately surprised: "Second brother, why can't you speak clearly?" ”

The thug was about to return when he suddenly fell to the ground. I knew very well that the venom had already flowed down his veins and spread to his body, and the venom belt had paralyzed him and made him incapacitated, so he couldn't speak clearly.

The leading thug saw that the second child smashed to the ground, and the rest of the people also surrounded him, anxiously checking what happened to the thug who fell to the ground.

I took a couple of silver needles out of the box, pretended to be going to the doctor, walked around behind them, and stabbed two of the thugs in the necks before they were prepared.

One of them reacted the fastest, and immediately pointed at me and said, "Boss, something is wrong, this kid is cheating!" ”