Chapter 89: The Kiss of the Moon God
"Okay, okay, buy it right away, in fact, it doesn't matter if you let him go, you look at his dick silk, that long face looks like he eats soft rice, and he can't afford it if I let him go a hundred times."
"Did you see the ring on his wife's hand? At a glance, you can see glass crafts! Take a broken glass and pretend to be a jade to deceive his wife's poor dick, can you buy a carat diamond? Hahaha, next life! ”
Sun Dalong squirted heartily, and then waved his hand domineeringly: "Miss, help me wrap this diamond ring." ”
"There's always one first-come-first-come!" Chen Lang put his hands in his pockets and said with a frown.
As a result, the counter sister didn't pay attention to him, she didn't raise her eyelids, and said to Sun Dalong happily: "Okay, sir, Chenghui 19,9999,999, may I ask you whether you are cash or a credit card?" ”
"Brush ...... Wait, how much? Sun Dalong was stunned.
"One thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, which means that we will stay together for a lifetime, grow old together, and live together for a long time." Sister Cabinet smiled.
"Why is it so expensive? Isn't this a carat diamond? I thought it was hundreds of thousands? Sun Dalong was stunned on the spot.
The cabinet sister immediately knew that she had encountered a fake big money, and the enthusiasm on her face disappeared without a trace, and she explained with disgust: "Sir, this is a carat diamond, but this is a five-carat, not a carat, that is, the legendary pigeon egg."
And this is a sapphire blue diamond, not an ordinary white diamond. In addition, this diamond ring called the Kiss of the Moon was designed and created by the famous Italian jewelry designer Christina, which is a masterpiece.
This diamond ring is not only the perfect choice for you as a gift for your loved one, but it is also highly collectible. You see, do you have cash or a credit card? ”
Roll Nima, cash your sister, which fool would go shopping with 20 million cash?
Sun Dalong scolded in his heart, but his face was embarrassed to find a crack in the ground to get into, and he couldn't afford to swipe the card.
His annual salary is only one million a year, and most of the salary he earns over the years is smashed on the house, where can he afford to buy a diamond ring of 20 million.
Seeing this, Chen Lang came over with a smile: "Hey, this local tyrant, don't be stunned, hurry up and swipe the card, like a big horse monkey, I loaded a circle of 13, and in the end I was stupid?" Don't say you can't afford it, slap yourself in the face, how will you mix it up in the future? ”
Sun Dalong's face couldn't hold back, and he jumped to his feet and scolded: "Groove! I can't afford it, are you a waste? I can't afford 20 million, I can afford 200,000, what about you? You are a waste of soft rice, you can't afford a diamond ring of 10,000 yuan, no matter how bad Lao Tzu is, he is a hundred times stronger than you! ”
"Hehe, don't say it's a diamond ring of 20 million? If my wife likes it, what is it for me to buy this store? Chen Lang sneered.
Sun Dalong smiled contemptuously: "Pretend!" If you can afford to buy 20 million moon kisses, Lao Tzu's one hundred and sixty catties are at your disposal, and you can't afford to drill through the crotch of Lao Tzu's pants! ”
"I'm not interested in this fat body, but your mouth is so smelly, just tear it up!"
"Okay, you can afford Lao Tzu to tear it, you can't afford it, Ma Yuer drilled Lao Tzu's crotch ......"
"Give me the diamond ring, swipe the card!" Chen Lang took out a bank card from his trouser pocket and handed it over.
"Forget it, husband, it's too expensive." Lin Miaotong shook her head vigorously. In her heart, she is not very sure whether Chen Lang can really afford the kiss of the moon god, after all, she doesn't know how much money Chen Lang has, and she has been spending money like water recently, and the expenditure is too big, just thinking about the salary of that group of maids and bodyguards is a headache.
Moreover, 20 million diamond rings are too extravagant.
"Black card? Shengshi Bank's Imperial Black Card! Sun Dalong stared at the bank card in Chen Lang's hand, and his eyes almost fell to the ground.
The Imperial Black Card, which is rumored to have been issued enough to slap in the face, is not only a one-billion overdraft limit, but also has the VIP treatment of holding three banquets a year in the Diamond Hall of the Genting Club.
You must know that even if you have a diamond card at Genting Clubhouse with an annual fee of up to 8 million, you can only hold a banquet once a year in Genting.
"This is a forgery!" Sun Dalong speculated maliciously.
A door-to-door son-in-law, a famous waste soft rice man, how long has it been, how can he become a hero?
Well, it must be fake, fake!
"Oh, sir, are you sure you want to buy it?" Sister Cabinet is also stunned, she really hopes that Chen Lang is a real person who does not show her face, if this Moon God Kiss is shot, she can have a commission of more than 100,000 yuan, but Chen Lang's dress really does not look like a wide and shao, and wearing an Adi is like a copycat.
"Swipe your card!" Chen Lang's voice became cold, and he hated the face of the cabinet sister who hated the poor and loved the rich, and watched people put down dishes.
"Oh, okay!" The counter sister brought the POS machine, "Sir, please enter the password!" ”
"Don't say you've forgotten your password!" Sun Dalong exclaimed gloatingly.
Chen Lang didn't bother to pay attention to him, entered the password, and the payment was successful!
"Sir, this is your card and diamond ring, please keep it, this is a VIP card that comes with our store, and you will spend in our store in the future, all of which will be 95% off."
Chen Lang nodded and turned around, and slapped Sun Dalong in the face!
Sun Dalong let out a scream, opened his mouth and spit out a back molar wrapped in saliva and blood.
"How do you hit someone?" Cheng Lili shouted in panic.
"Get it back, I've won the bet." Chen Lang said lightly, "Get out, if you don't get out, I might really can't help but tear your mouth!" ”
"Paralysis, you dare to beat Lao Tzu!" Sun Dalong jumped up angrily, covered his cheeks and scolded, "There is definitely something wrong with his card, he must have stolen someone else's card!" Damn, he also delivered takeaway to his old subsidiary a month ago, and I don't believe that a poor dick can take out the emperor's black card in just one month! ”
At the end, Sun Dalong pointed at the cabinet sister and threatened: "I advise you to call your manager out, there is definitely something wrong with this dick, if he is found to have stolen the emperor's black card, none of you can escape, and you will all be held accountable." ”
Sister Cabinet's expression changed, and she really hesitated.
Sun Dalong struck while the iron was hot, pointed to the Qiluo jade ring on the middle finger of Lin Miaotong's right hand, and shouted: "I still don't believe it, you look at the jade ring on his wife's hand, it looks like a handicraft, which rich man would buy such cheap garbage for his wife?" Hmph, I guess this dick is eighty percent launder money by pretending to buy a diamond ring. ”
"I think what Mr. Sun said is quite reasonable." A middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes with a big back walked in with a wicked smile on his face.
When Sun Dalong saw it, he was overjoyed and hurriedly greeted him: "Mr. Liu, I'm glad to meet you." ”
Liu Daheng shook hands with Sun Dalong and said with a smile: "I made an appointment with Sister Mu for dinner in Bafang Building, and I happened to pass by, and when I heard the noise inside, I walked in to see the excitement." I didn't expect it to be such a coincidence, oops, isn't this Mr. Lin? ”
Liu Daheng pretended to be surprised and patted his head, and then mocked: "I heard that Mr. Lin has been unlucky recently, the company was released by Wancheng Hongtu, and his position was suspended, how can he still have leisure to go shopping?" ”
Chen Lang was stunned and asked, "You have been suspended." ”
Lin Miaotong smiled bitterly: "It's okay, I just want to stop and rest." ”
"Haha, Mr. Lin is an old acquaintance, it's boring to slap a swollen face like this!" Liu Daheng smiled gloomily, "Otherwise, think about my proposal and help me do it, only you let me be happy, money is not a problem!" ”
"Liu Daheng, are you too long?" Chen Lang said coldly.
Liu Daheng's vague hint has already violated his taboo.
"Cao Nima, I really treat myself as a character! Lao Tzu used to give Ma Kui face, and he didn't have the same knowledge as you, but now Ma Kui is burping, without Ma Kui covering you, you are a fart, Lao Tzu pinched you to death as if he was playing! ”
Liu Daheng scolded arrogantly: "I saw it just now, it was the imperial black card of the bank under the Shengshi Collective, do you know what the concept of the imperial black card is?" If you want to have an imperial black card, you must have a net worth of at least 50 billion, and you have to nod from Sister Mu. ”
"Why do you have a door-to-door son-in-law who eats soft rice and has 50 billion? Poor, even the emperor black card of the prosperous era dares to steal it, and it is you who are the longest! ”
After that, Liu Daheng looked around at a few clerks and said intimidatingly: "Have you heard of the great name of Tiger Marquis Lu Xiongtu?" This kid stole the Hou Ye's money, if this matter is confirmed, will you be able to afford it in the Perseverance Pavilion? ”
Hearing this, the clerks in the jewelry store were stunned, and the counter sister walked up to Chen Lang tremblingly, and said in embarrassment: "Sir, can you wait a moment, I want to see your card." ”
"What if I don't show you?" Chen Lang said impatiently with disdain, "If two fools pretend to be malicious framed, you will have no principled position, may I ask, this is the hospitality of your Perseverance Pavilion?" ”
When the cabinet sister heard this, she felt that Chen Lang was pretending, and her heart was full of fear, she raised her chest and raised her head, with a look of contempt: "This gentleman, I ask you to speak politely, our Hengxin Pavilion is one of the best jewelry stores in Minghai." If it is a real VIP, Perseverance Pavilion is naturally worshiped as a god, but a ...... like you"
As she spoke, Sister Cabinet paused, and her eyes drifted to the Qiluo jade ring on Lin Miaotong's finger: "Frankly speaking, I don't think that a person who cheats his wife with a handicraft ring can buy 20 million Kiss of the Moon God." ”
"Crafts? Are you blind? Chen Lang sneered.
A group of turtles who have never seen the world, and they don't even know Qiluo Yu, so they put aside this nonsense, which is really funny.
"Cut! Are we blind? Every one of us who joins Hengxin Pavilion has undergone professional jewelry appraisal training. That's not a handicraft, is it still imperial green? Another clerk said.
"What's the noise?" A majestic voice rang out behind everyone.
Hengxin Pavilion Shaodong, Zhou Xu's son Zhou Yuheng.
The cabinet sisters followed the sound and bowed busily: "Mr. Zhou is good!" ”
"What's going on?" Zhou Yuheng frowned and asked.
"It's nothing, it's just that this gentleman took a handicraft ring and pretended to be jadeite, which was exposed by us, and he still didn't admit it."
Zhou Yuheng stared at the ring on Lin Miaotong's hand, and was instantly stunned: "Qiluo Jade!" ”
Finally, someone who understands came.
Chen Lang held Lin Miaotong's hand and said with a smile: "Let's go, go buy a car." ”
"Sir, please stay!" Zhou Yuheng stretched out his hand to stop and said excitedly, "You are Mr. Chen Lang Chen, who unfolded the jewelry out of Qiluo Jade, right?" ”
"You are?"
"My name is Zhou Yuheng, and I am the general manager of Hengxin Pavilion. My father Zhou Xu, the jewelry exhibition is the stone that my father will solve for you. ”
Chen Lang suddenly realized that Zhou Xu still wanted to buy Qiluo Yu at a price of 600 million, but he was rejected.
Zhou Yuheng rubbed his hands excitedly, and his throat was a little dry: "That, I don't know if this young lady can cut her love and transfer this ring to our store, I am willing to pay 40 million!" ”
The words fell, and the audience was shocked.
The cabinet sister almost didn't hold it up, and sat on the ground with her ass.
Million!
That's enough to buy two Luna Kisses.
In other words, ten pieces of imperial green jadeite of the same size are not worth 40 million.