Chapter XVIII Methodology
"Wow-" The sound of the water woke Gou Haodong, and he turned on his phone, five twenty.
"You're all up so early?" Gou Haodong rubbed his hair, although he was not sleepy, he still wanted to lie in bed. Sure enough, people are magnets, and the bed is steel, even if it is cultivation, it can't stop nature.
"Hurry up and clean up, I felt very good last night, and I couldn't get up until twelve o'clock before." Liu Lei cleaned up the garbage he ate last night, carefully checked that there was no omission, and walked out with his bag: "Which of you two is the last to go, remember to close the window and lock the door." ”
Zhou Wenchen snorted twice and stretched suddenly. Touched the clothes three times five divided by two, half-closed eyes dragged shoes to wash his face.
"Brother Dong, let's go!" The door was open, and Wang Zhe entered Gou Haodong's dormitory to look for him.
Gou Haodong smiled bitterly: "Wang Zhe, I barely slept last night. ”
"What's wrong Brother Dong, are you scared? It was also the first time I met it, and it was hard to accept for a while. Wang Zhe subconsciously rubbed his round belly.
"No, it's not. Last night, Liu Lei grinded his teeth and clicked, and Zhou Wenchen snored and snorted, and directly quarreled with me. "Forehead support, it's really head-catching.
"You guess that's why you did that last night." Zhou Wenchen was still brushing his teeth at the sink, but Wang Zhe didn't say anything about breaking through the kidney orifice and making his ears sensitive.
"That's right! Do you know how to fix it? I'm afraid to eat right now. ”
"Are you constipated? It's so subtle, drink some honey and eat more vegetables, and eat less puffed food. Zhou Wenchen only heard the last two sentences and kindly reminded him.
"I....... Not really! "Gou Haodong is about to go crazy.
Wang Zhe pulled his hand: "Let's go, Brother Dong, say on the way." ”
"Wait for me!" Wen Chen yelled, quickly packed his things, and by the time Gou Haodong climbed out of bed, he had already packed up.
Gou Haodong glanced at Wang Zhe helplessly, and it seemed that it could not be solved in a short time.
"It's half past five! Run! Wang Zhe looked at his watch, and he was late for ten minutes of early reading, so he yelled and ran away.
Running again? Gou Haodong resisted the urge to vomit blood and followed closely behind Wang Zhe.
"You two run slower! Wang Zhe, you fat man, you run so fast! Wen Chen ate ashes in the back.
Wang Zhe was unhappy: "Why are you embarrassed to say that I am fat!" We're twenty pounds apart! ”
"I'm ten centimeters taller than you!" Wen Chen resolutely defended his physique.
In order to allow the senior three to concentrate on their studies, the teaching building of the third year of high school is in the southeast corner of the school, and the dormitory and canteen are in the northeast corner, about a kilometer apart.
Restrained the speed, and in three minutes, Gou Haodong and Wang Zhe went downstairs to the teaching building, and Wen Chen was still running hard in the back.
The two of them stood downstairs and waited for Wen Chen to come, "Wang Zhe, you say, I have a sensitive sense of taste and hearing......
"You two are the door gods in front of the building? Don't go for an endorsement yet! The head teacher, Mr. Wang, suddenly appeared.
"Oh, good teacher." The two of them hurriedly drilled into the teaching building, and Teacher Wang raised his leg and gave Gou Haodong a kick in the ass.
"Oh, the teacher and Wang Zhe!" Blessings and hardships are shared together, how can I be kicked alone? Gou Haodong actively reported.
"You're in his way, don't get in quickly." Teacher Wang gave Gou Haodong another kick.
As soon as the two of them walked to the corridor, they heard Teacher Wang's voice Xun Wenchen outside: "Look at what time it is, 5:38, those who go to school are required to arrive at 5:40, can you live in the school at 30?" A little more learning is a while! Just go. ”
"Brother Dong, you just need to ...... your spiritual power"
"Still grinding here!" Teacher Wang's lion roar reappeared in the rivers and lakes, roaring so that the two people's hairs stood on end, and the two trembled, and hurriedly walked into the classroom and returned to their positions.
The noisy endorsement made Gou Haodong about to explode.
How about the spiritual power, Gou Haodong covered his ears and thought, is it to send the spiritual power in?
Gou Haodong tried to mobilize his body, and his heart and kidneys sent spiritual power outward to the meridians, and went up to his ears.
Teacher Wang walked into the classroom through the back door and found that Gou Haodong was unexpectedly engaged in endorsement, so he immediately walked behind him and told him the correct method: "Gou Haodong, learning is to pay attention to methods, and when reciting books, you must pay attention to your eyes, hands and mouths together, not just make a sound, but fall on the paper." ”
The moment the spiritual power reached his ears, Gou Haodong suddenly became deaf, as if a motor had burned out after running at super horsepower.
Gou Haodong felt that someone was standing next to him, so he raised his head, and met Teacher Wang's now full of encouragement and kindness on his face in a daze, since it was this expression, Gou Haodong nodded vigorously, and the teacher was also very satisfied, smiled and patted him, and then went out with his hands behind his back.
Gou Haodong was a little confused, didn't he send spiritual power to his ears? If it is sent to the kidney, the kidney is originally a storage point for spiritual power.
He leaned on the table, secretly stretched his head to look around, and when he noticed that the teacher was not there, he immediately tore off the corner of a roll and began to write a small note: "Wang Zhe, where do you send your spiritual power?" ”
After writing it, he folded the note into a small ball, turned around and aimed at Wang Zhe in four positions diagonally behind, and suddenly the front door of the classroom was opened, and Director Qin pushed the door in.
Gou Haodong immediately clenched his fists, hid the paper ball pinched on his fingers in the palm of his hand, lowered his head and touched the pen to turn the page and draw X, the whole set of actions was done in one go, this is a thousand tempered ah!
Unconsciously, the sound of endorsement in the classroom doubled, and the classmates who were sleeping with their cheeks were called, and those who were chatting immediately separated, and when Director Qin looked at it, they were already a group of good children who were studying obediently.
Director Qin was very satisfied with the performance of their class, took out his mobile phone and took a short video and sent it to the class teacher group, vigorously praising the learning atmosphere, hoping that all classes would take this as an example, and everyone could make progress together and create a new glory in the college entrance examination!
Gou Haodong saw that Director Qin was finally leaving, and a paper ball hit Wang Zhe's face, Wang Zhe got the paper ball and put his hand under the desk first, and lowered his head to unfold it after confirming that it was safe, oh, this matter, I almost forgot it, Wang Zhe wrote embarrassedly on the back: "Send?" What do you send? If you want to regain your hearing, you need to withdraw all your spiritual power. Without spiritual support, they are ordinary people who are more sensitive. After writing and poking the classmates in front of him, he pointed at Gou Haodong again.
The students in front will understand, and they will be concocted and handed to the front. In this way, a small note to a small paper ball finally turned back into a small note and passed back.
Gou Haodong unfolded it and couldn't help but think of the novel he had read, and secretly scolded: Shift!
I quickly tried it, and sure enough, it was back to normal. I'm excited, and I'm finally able to avoid the troubles of happiness.
Teacher Wang returned to the classroom to continue watching the morning self-study, Gou Haodong put back the posture of covering his ears and reciting the book, and after seeing it, Teacher Wang said to Gou Haodong earnestly: "Do you know why you can't study well?" The way I taught you is that you go in the left ear and out the right ear, how can I tell you! Alas, you can do it yourself. After saying that, he shook his head and left.
Who am I?
Where am I?
What have I been through!
Gou Haodong shouted in his heart.