After the second uncle followed Ren Peng for a while, he found that the surroundings were getting more and more desolate, and he didn't see the so-called small garden, a small garden? Where did the little garden come from in this cold winter?

When the second master was wondering in his heart, Ren Peng, who was taking the lead in front of him, suddenly turned around and said to the second uncle, "Come on, gentlemen, pay the money first, let's not bully!" ”

"Tong Suo is not bullied? I'll give you money where the people are? Is this still a child? I'm going to give you a slip out of this dirt slope right now! The second uncle scolded and turned around to leave, but Ren Peng stepped forward and grabbed the second uncle's arm and said, "Uncle, you follow my hand and look there!" After Ren Peng finished speaking, his slender white and tender little hand was pinched into an orchid finger, and then pointed into the distance.

The second uncle's suddenly irritable mood was like a balloon that had swelled to the top, and it was like finding a vent after being violently pierced.

Not far away, a thin and tall figure stood in the middle of the barren grass and tree canes, the second uncle had never seen anything really exciting in that era, and at this time, he was in a hurry, and he didn't have time to think about it, just look at someone!

So after the second uncle took out a handful of money from his pocket tremblingly, he didn't look at whether it was five yuan or a big unity, and directly stuffed it to Ren Peng, and then hurriedly rushed out towards the figure.

"! At this speed, is this the second master or the second tiger? That's better than my legs! Ren Peng was a little stunned, and then began to look around.

And the second uncle rushed to the side of the figure in a few steps, and then opened his arms and hugged the figure directly, and then the beard on his face rubbed directly on the back of the person's neck, and the second uncle pouted his thick lips and kissed the back of the figure's head.

In the evening, the second uncle improved the food, a meal of pork and green onion stuffed dumplings with two heads of garlic, and some chili oil! That's really "onion aphrodisiac, garlic rising, eat chili pepper when it is hard"!

The monkey anxious second uncle dragged the figure's trouser leg from below with one hand, touched it up, touched the figure's chest with the other hand, and muttered in his mouth, "Oh, the living environment of this hometown in the mainland is not good, this tall man looks very good, there is no meat at all, you serve me well, I will give you more consumption when I turn around, and let you take it back to buy meat for the family to eat!" ”

"Aren't you my old fatty?" The figure smiled and suddenly opened his mouth and said.

"Yes, yes, yes... I'm your old one... Old... I'll lose your mother..."The second uncle's originally funny expression suddenly changed, and he let go of his hand in horror and turned around to run.

"Come on, come on, old man, why are you so old-fashioned and strong? Hit me with a knife? A cold light of five or six thorns accompanied by a cold word slammed into the stomach of the second uncle.

"Oh, a good man spares his life! Heroes spare their lives! The second uncle has obviously been beaten up outside for so many years, and when he looked down and saw five or six thorns, he suddenly came to fruition, and his movements were neat and very skillful, and he knelt on the ground with his knees soft, and kowtowed with his hands in fists.

"What do you want? Money? I really don't have much, and now I have fifty or sixty dollars on me, you can take them all! The second uncle said while reaching out into his trouser pocket, it seems that even if the second uncle has been to such a prosperous area as Hong Kong and Taiwan for so many years, he still has not changed the glorious inheritance of wearing anti-theft pants, and putting money and tickets in his pants!

"Who the wants your money, I ask you, where is the VCR?" Ren Peng asked thoughtlessly, in fact, Ren Peng didn't know who the second uncle was, and he didn't know what the second uncle was doing when he came back, but with instinct and a thief's keen sense of smell, Ren Peng deceived the second uncle!

After all, you are an old man who has come back from Hong Kong and Taiwan, how can there be a video recorder in the mainland, and if you don't have a video recorder, why do you just bring the video tape?

The second master was stunned when he heard Ren Peng's question, and then raised his head to look at the young man in front of him.

"Huh? Look at me? Do you want eyes? Is it going to be fatal? Ren Peng glared at him and directly pressed the top of the second uncle's bald head with one hand, which had few hairs left, and the other hand was about to pierce!

"Don't, don't... Young man spare his life! The video recorder let Da Yongzi put it in the Cultural Palace, in the duty room of the ice rink! Don't stab me... Ay? That's right! Do you know my eldest nephew, Lu Yong? "The second uncle mentioned that there is wood, thinking that his eldest nephew is awesome and woody, and thinks that this sentence can let him survive the danger Youmuyou?

I didn't expect the second uncle not to say that it was okay, as soon as he said the name Lu Yong, Xiao Er directly stepped forward and kicked the back of the second uncle's head.

"Grass and mud horses, didn't Lu Yong inquire about us everywhere during the day? You tell him that if he can, let him come to me!" Xiao Er scolded a couple of words and gave Ren Peng a look, and then Ren Peng turned around and walked towards the ice rink of the Cultural Palace.

And Xiao Er lit a cigarette and stood behind the second master and said, "Old man, I'll give you a chance!" Let's play a game! ”

"Don't mess with me, big guy, what game are you playing?" The second uncle almost kicked Xiao Er's life, and all kinds of Hong Kong and Northeast dialects were mixed up suddenly.

"You're kneeling here, guess when I'm leaving, if you guess right, then I'll be gone as soon as you turn around, you can go, but if you don't guess right, I'll give you a knife when you turn around!" After Xiao Er finished speaking viciously, he no longer paid attention to the second uncle who was crying and shouting for mercy, and stared at the back of the second uncle's head while holding his arms and smoking a cigarette.

The second uncle knelt there and didn't dare to look back and gamble, if he made a mistake in turning around, this knife was not a joke, but what if the bet was right?

The second uncle kept fighting in his heart, constantly entangled and fighting, and finally the second uncle, who couldn't kneel, endured the pain in his legs and knees and said, "Little brother, I'll give you some money, you let me sit down and be covered?" ”

There was silence behind him...

"Little brother?" The second uncle thought that Xiao Er was going to play with him, so he shouted again.

"Little... Oops! The second uncle turned around slowly and shouted in his mouth, but just turned half of his head, a "little brother" did not finish shouting, Xiao Er's face suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, and at the same time he could feel a cold on his shoulders, followed by a moist feeling and a hot feeling!

"You guessed wrong!" Xiao Er gritted his teeth and said.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, brother, I just wanted to tell you, I still have some money in my pocket!" The second uncle began to report to his family incoherently, and then the second uncle trembled and took out all the money in his pocket and threw it behind him.

I don't know how long it has been, the second uncle pretended to be really unable to kneel, and just after falling to the ground, he was about to peek at whether there was anyone behind him, and he felt that a black shadow in front of him was getting bigger and bigger...

"Bang!"

"Ahh

The second uncle's nostrils were bleeding and were smothered in his face by Xiao Er's foot.

"Old lampstand, I stabbed you!" Xiao Er shouted through gritted teeth.

"Something else, something else ! I was wrong! I was wrong! I guessed wrong again! The second uncle knelt with his head in his hands, and knelt motionless.

"Damn, take off all your clothes!" Xiao Er said viciously in his mouth, and at the same time used the knife in his hand to cut all the clothes of the second uncle directly from behind, and then the second uncle's snow-white fat was exposed to this ice and snow!

The trembling second uncle knelt here honestly this time, knowing that the sky was dark.

"Oh, what kind of evil skill is this old man practicing here?" A few workers who got up early to go to work and passed by watched the second uncle kneel on the ground with his hands in his hands, and muttered a little puzzled.

"This guy, this old man is very white!"

"Uh-huh, white!"

"Oh, this looks like a literate person, why are cultured people so strange?"

"Who's the way!"

Everyone came to the second uncle's side with inconsistency words, and after lightly touching the second uncle, the second uncle turned his head angrily and looked at several workers and shouted, "What the are you guys?" ”

"Oh my mother, are you alive? What are you doing here? A worker asked.

"I'm on a robbery, can't I?" The second uncle shouted aggrievedly.

"No, you've encountered a robbery, what about the robbery?" Another worker asked, a little curious.

"Did you run away? Why don't you run around here after you grab something? The second uncle shouted at the worker with confidence.

"No, then you're pretty awesome, the robbers have run away, what are you doing kneeling here? Are you here to reflect on your mistakes? If you don't take this road next time, will it be over? Again, a worker kindly persuaded him.

"If I don't get up from my knees, I'll tell me?" The second uncle's eyes were full of tears, and his sad emotions completely exploded and roared.