"...... Yingzheng asks you to help him and not let people destroy his mausoleum." Hearing this task, Shen Long was directly stunned, hey, I just finished watching the Terracotta Warriors and Horses of Qin Shi Huang here, but Yingzheng asked himself for help, is this a coincidence, or a coincidence, or a coincidence?

So let's take a look at the original movie first, "The Mummy 3: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor" Shen Long has not seen it, the first two "The Mummy" and "The Mummy Returns" Shen Long has seen both, but the time between them is relatively long, and he can't remember many details, so he plans to start with the first part and watch all three of them.

So I opened my phone first and started searching, I found a random website and clicked in, and after entering, I saw a lot of large-scale advertisements, Shen Long didn't care, and thought that similar pirated movie websites were like this, but I felt that something was wrong when I looked at it, why wasn't this film from Universal Pictures?

And the appearance of the hero and heroine seems to be a little different from what I remember? The figure of this heroine is much hotter than in his memory, Shen Long thought that he remembered it wrong, so he continued to look down, but ...... Hey, hey, what the hell are you doing, heroine, what are you doing with the librarian!!

How could a movie of this scale be shown on the big screen! Seeing this, Shen Long finally understood, this is the original book of the "Mummy" series, this is simply the same work launched by Fernando Valley, right? I only heard that they have appeared in the Caribbean Island series, the Lord of the Rings series, and the comic superhero series, but I didn't expect that they even have the "Mummy" series.

Hey, sure enough, it's not right to look at piracy, Shen Long quickly fast-forwarded the movie, then exited the website, found the genuine link and clicked on it, and started browsing again.

The first two movies Shen Long watched quite happily, the film was shot well, not to mention the special effects or anything, it seems that there is no hard injury in terms of the plot alone, it is funny in the tension, and there is emotion in the blood, it is indeed a good commercial movie, but when he saw the third part, Shen Long directly began to scold his mother!

What the hell is this? Michelle Yeoh was also a beauty when she was young, right? Although it was over forty years old when this movie was made, the female stars are well maintained, if you dress up seriously and let the makeup artist put on makeup and makeup, it is not unbelievable that it is a beauty who is alluring the city and the country.

But what's the matter with you like this? Not to mention the beauties of the city and the country, even the passing line is wooden, can such a person still turn Yingzheng confused? Is your political brother an old bachelor who hasn't seen a sister in his thirties? Do you really think that the concubines and concubines in "A Fang Gong Fu" do not exist?

In addition, the unification of the six countries by Zhengge was 221 BC, at this time there was no term Tubo, during this period, such as Faqiang, Mitang and other Qiang tribes gradually migrated to the plateau, they and the local people fused, multiplied and developed, forming the Tubo people; It's almost a barbaric place at the moment, and the level of civilization is very low, and you say that there is the largest library in the world, is the director dreaming?

Even if you don't know the Zhou Dynasty's Guarding Room and the Qi Kingdom's Jixia School Palace, even if you say that the Library of Alexandria is better than this, at least the Library of Alexandria has been built now.

Also, it is even more impossible for Tibet to find Sanskrit wooden tablets in Tibet during this period, first of all, Buddhism entered China until the period of Emperor Ming of the Han Dynasty, and it is still almost 300 years apart.

Three hundred years later, the Indian monks were invited to carry Buddhist scriptures and Buddha statues with white horses to Luoyang, and Emperor Ming of the Han Dynasty built the White Horse Temple for them. Then there was the aforementioned story of Zhu Bajie going to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and after that, Sanskrit entered Middle-earth.

More than 800 years later, the Tibetan kingdom of Zampu Songtsen Gampo married Princess Wencheng of the Tang Dynasty and Princess Qizun of Nepal, and the Chinese Han Buddhism and Nepalese Buddhism were introduced, and Buddhism entered the plateau.

Before that, living on the plateau was the ancient kingdom of Zhangxiong, who believed in the Yongzhong religion, how could they collect Sanskrit wooden tablets? Even if it was transmitted from Tianzhu by chance, then the Sanskrit should have been written on the bay leaf, or carved on the stone by the inhabitants of the ancient kingdom of Zhangxiong, so that would the wooden slips be used like the people of the Central Plains?

Okay, you can doubt Brother Zheng's aesthetics, but you must not insult Brother Zheng's IQ, since that brainless Shion has asked Brother Zheng to allow her to marry General Ming, and she has the art of immortality that Brother Zheng cares about the most, then how could Brother Zheng attack them before he actually got the art of immortality?

You want to say that Brother Zheng likes Ziyuan so much that he likes it crazy, which caused him to make a wrong decision, so why did Brother Zheng stab Ziyuan with his backhand? Doesn't that make sense?

According to Brother Zheng's methods, even if he hates them again, he will definitely get his hands on the art of immortality first, and then find a way to slowly concoct them, how could he do such a brainless thing? Don't you want logic for the sake of the plot?

If you're just a story background, what's the modern story? It's all 1947, and that warlord still has the leisure to think about digging up the mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang? Sun Dianying dug Cixi's tomb, it was the period of warlord melee, this point has reached the period of the Liberation War, and the military leaders everywhere are busy saving their lives.

The next plot Shen Long is even more unbearable, how dare you dig up the mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang and put it in the museum for exhibition? Even peanuts can't withstand the scolding of literati across the country, right?

Although he knew that those were fake, but seeing those foreign devils wreaking havoc in the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang, O'Connor treated Qin Shi Huang's coffin so roughly, Shen Long just wanted to scold his mother, these are all treasures of our Chinese civilization! As a result, a group of you were plagued like this by a group of foreign devils? I feel distressed when I look at it.

Thanks to the early filming of this movie, at that time, the Internet was not developed, China was not developed enough, and the pride of the people had not yet fully awakened; If it is filmed now, it will not be scolded to death by netizens across the country? It's hard to imagine that Universal will also be boycotted, just like Marvel's "Shang-Chi" storm a while ago.

Fuck it, I can't stand it anymore, Shen Long was so angry that he threw his phone aside, this mission is really bad enough! After waiting for a while, Shen Long picked up his phone again, and now the more aggrieved he looks, the more he has to clean up these foreign devils when he enters the mission world.

Reopening the movie, Shen Long sighed, hey, I know how Egyptians feel when they watch the first two; Well, no, the people who live in Egypt now are not the same as the people who built the pyramids back then, right?