Chapter 145: Dual Personality
The morning sun is gentle and naughty!
"Ah............ Someone? Come on, huh? Guardsman? Guardsman? A scream woke Dick from his spring dream!
Dick really wanted to fall asleep this time!
There was a stain of liquid on his lower body that was visible to the naked eye, which was enough to understand his true intention of choosing to sleep, and Dick wanted to do something in his dreams that he would not dare to do in reality.
Dick opened his eyes, and the soft morning sun shone on his face.
"Someone? Come on, huh? Who are you? Guardsman? Guardsman? The woman screamed again!
Dick looked at Olivia and wondered what was wrong with this woman? How did I sleep all night and my temperament changed greatly!
"You turn around! You turn around! Don't look at it! Don't look at it! Whining! What have you done to me? Woooooo You're so shameless, you pervert, you scumbag! Olivia took all the clothes she had taken off last night in her arms, and when she saw Dick looking at her, she was so ashamed and angry that she cried so much!
"Who am I? I'm Dick, we met yesterday! Olivia, don't cry! I only saved you yesterday! And we didn't do anything last night! How can you say I'm scum!? Dick had a headache for the woman.
"Nonsense, I don't know you at all. My name is not Olivia, my name is Monroe. It must be you, a perverted scumbag, who took advantage of the guard's inattention to charm me and brought me here to insult me!! Woo woo, you still have me innocent? ”
"What a mess! What do you say your name is? ”
"Woo, my name is Monroe, and I'm the eldest princess of the Kingdom of Jimela!"
"And who was that Olivia last night?"
"What Olivia? I don't even know me, my name is Monroe! Woohoo......"
Dick was dumbfounded, his mind short-circuited, and after thinking about it for a long time, he finally figured it out.
"I'm cao, dual personality!" Dick's head hurts.
The explanation is definitely not explained, the process is too troublesome, and in such a scene, nothing happened, no one will believe it! Don't explain, love what's wrong! Thirty-six plans to go up to the top!
At this moment, the sound of horses' hooves rumbling and thundering came from outside the temple.
Dick looked out and saw that the dust was flying and overwhelming, mixed with the shouts of the guards. The one who took the lead, arrogant, was the lewd male salad that he let go yesterday.
With a wave of his hand, several strong crossbows were shot and nailed to the temple wall, and as soon as the crossbowman exerted force, there was a muffled sound, and the temple roof and the wall were dragged down.
Dick will run away in the face of beautiful women, but he is not a person who is easily subdued in the face of scum like Salad.
When he saw the arrogance of Salad at this time, he only smiled slightly, unmoved, patted the dust on his body, and looked proudly at the hundreds of enemy soldiers in front of him.
The dust on the wall gradually cleared, and Dick found that the enemy troops on the opposite side were all dumbfounded!
Dick realized that as soon as the wall fell, everyone not only saw Dick who was proud and fearless, but also saw Monroe beside Dick.
Salad's face turned green, and he thought to himself at this time: I'm NM, my green turtle's hat is set, and in the eyes of everyone, Young Master Ben is definitely not just a face! My wife, who has never passed the door, actually let people drink the first soup first, which is unbearable!
Salad pointed at Monroe's nose and scolded: "You stinky **, you actually turned your back on your marriage and stole people here, see if I don't tear you up." I will cast you into the slavery of the barbarians, so that my heartache will be relieved!" ”
Monroe is now in a completely confused situation! Seeing that the situation was already like this, she was overwhelmed and just cried.
Dick looked at Monroe's weak appearance in his eyes, and couldn't bear it in his heart, thinking that she was innocent in the first place, if she was gone now, then she really couldn't tell, and she didn't know how to be played and abused by this man in the future.
Dick shouted angrily: "Presumptuous! I, Her Royal Highness the eldest princess of the Kingdom of Guimera, is not an ordinary woman, she is beautiful, beautiful and wise, and she is the first beauty of the royal family of my kingdom. I have always been knowledgeable and courteous, and I didn't go beyond the rules last night, so I can't be insulted by you for no reason. ”
Monroe was surprised to hear Dick talk about righteousness. She originally thought that this person was a bold pervert, but she didn't expect to have such a spirit, and in the process of a few words, Dick's image changed in an instant in Monroe's heart.
"Are you kidding me!? When am I SB? You are all like this, you have all been caught and raped in bed by me, and you still TM explain to me! If you dare to have sex with this slut, you have to be as daring as a man! The salad barked wildly, and her mouth was full of swearing.
Dick heard Salad full of swearing, vulgar speech, and promiscuous behavior, and when he thought of Olivia last night, he thought to himself, "Such a fairy-like young woman should marry such a vulgar and obscene person!" God really doesn't open his eyes! ”
Thinking of this, seeing a flower stuck in cow dung, Dick felt very uncomfortable, his heart moved, no matter what the reason, he had a decision to save the beauty in his heart at the moment.
"Don't say that Princess Monroe and I don't have any transgressions, even if there is, she is more than enough to rub garbage like you, are you still not satisfied?" Dick was very calm.
"You're fucking looking for death! Come! Kill this man for me immediately, capture this slut alive, strip him naked, and march all the way to the place where the bones are buried. Salad was furious.
Monroe saw that the lewd man was going to do this to herself, and her body kept trembling. She was frightened and thought to herself: "Not only will I be insulted by this salad, but I will also be disobeyed by my father's request, and I will bring disaster to the Duchy of Guimera!" How can this be good!?
Even if she Mengluo is thinking about the overall situation, she can only let people eat at this time. Although she was terrified at the moment, she was even a little disheartened.
But under the surface of her intelligence and natural beauty, there is also a proud and stubborn heart, and when she was about to go to the extreme and was about to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff, she overheard Dick whisper: "Don't be afraid, they want you alive, they won't kill you, they won't do anything to you!" ”
When Monroe heard this, she found that Dick spoke calmly and did not panic at all. She was stunned in her heart and thought, "This person is so good, he is so calm."
"It's okay!" Dick stretched out his hand to pull Monlo to his side, and he took a step forward, completely unafraid of the hundreds of soldiers in front of him.
Salad waved his hand, and hundreds of soldiers were ordered to rush forward and kill!
But the soldiers suddenly felt a blur in front of them, as if the air had become distorted, as if they were looking through a glass that was not very clear. When the soldier wiped his eyes, Dick and Monroe were nowhere to be seen.