Chapter 1001 - What are you laughing at

Location, 2nd Floor, Don Tang Apartments, Los Angeles. The people present, Xiao Wu, Baobao, Luo Ling, Qin Mu, Tang Tang.

The five of them sat around the table, quietly waiting for Gao Xiao to come out of the room.

Because everyone knew that Gao Xiao was live broadcasting, they didn't go in to disturb him.

After all, it is inconvenient for anyone to go in, Xiao Wu Baby Luo Ling's three daughters, whoever goes in will cause waves in the live broadcast room.

And Qin Mu was reluctant to call Gao Xiao, in his words. That is, "I still need someone to call him when he eats, do I still have to bring him a basin of water to wash his feet." Faults are habitual. ”

So now no one is going to ask Gao Xiao to eat, and Gao Xiao can't come out, and they don't plan to eat.

And the middle-aged man sitting on the side playing with his mobile phone has his own pride, even if he is hungry, he is not willing to ask Gao Xiao to eat.

As for Xiao Wu, who wants to lead the team to eat chicken, she can't wait at this time.

She couldn't wait to bite off the spoon she was holding, her lips trembled slightly, giving people a feeling of impatience.

"What to do, Sister Baby, I feel like I'm about to take it anymore." Xiao Wu said this sentence almost tremblingly.

"Hold on, only if you hold on, can you call victory." The baby said to Xiao Wu on the side.

"Sure enough, it's only the first time that I'm so excited." At this time, Qin Mu, the old driver, said this sentence as if he was driving.

The four girls on the table looked at Qin Mu at the same moment, and each one was more fierce than the other.

"I'm talking about anticipation." Seeing this formation, Qin Mu also hurriedly explained, for fear of being torn apart by the four girls.

But this explanation gives people a more imaginative feeling. At the same time, it also decorated Qin Mu's image in the hearts of the four women even more obscenely.

Middle-aged, greasy, and obscene, the combination of these words is what Qin Mu looks like in the hearts of the four young ladies.

It can only be said that Qin Mu doesn't care about these anymore, after all, he is middle-aged and elderly, but he is also a little stunned when he is looked at by the four young ladies so fiercely.

However, Qin Mu's psychological quality is still okay, after all, his face can be compared with Gao Xiao's existence.

Or it can be said that Qin Mu is thicker than Gao Xiao's skin, and when he heard some meat jokes, he didn't blush as fast as Gao Xiao's face.

After all, when he is old and has experienced a hundred battles, how can he blush because of a few meat jokes.

And Gao Xiao is still too young, otherwise he would be able to catch up with Qin Mu.

"I just want to stir up the atmosphere, you see now, isn't Xiao Wu so excited?" Qin Mu didn't know if he was in a hurry, or if he had originally planned to say so in his heart.

Xiao Wu was also stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized that she was indeed not so excited, and then quickly nodded and smiled at Qin Mu.

Qin Mu, who has incomparably rich experience in life, still looks at ease and leisurely under the eyes of the four little girls.

"Why hasn't Gao Xiao come out yet, I'm hungry." Luo Ling said with a rumbling stomach at this time.

And our middle-aged Qin Mu also had a rumbling stomach, and the calmness on his face just now also disappeared at this moment.

"Hahaha, it turns out that Uncle Qin Mu is also hungry." When he heard Qin Mu's stomach growling louder than his own, Luo Ling immediately laughed and said.

Because Luo Ling laughed, the other three girls couldn't help but cover their mouths and chuckle, after all, everyone heard the sound of Qin Mu's stomach growling.

Qin Mu didn't have a trace of embarrassment on his face, after all, being hungry was not a shameful thing, eating was human nature.

However, for Gao Xiao, the culprit of this matter, Qin Mu can be said to grit his teeth with hatred, if Gao Xiao hadn't come out all the time, then he wouldn't have been hungry.

"What's wrong? What a thing, so happy. ”

At this moment, a voice came, and the laughter was dispersed.

It was none other than Gao Xiao who spoke out, after all, there was no one else in the room.

"Hahaha, it's not because of you, Uncle Qin Mu and I are both hungry, hahahahaha." Luo Ling smiled and leaned back, laughing as he spoke.

Gao Xiao immediately looked at Qin Mu, his face full of doubts.

"It's a good thing you came out early, otherwise I would have starved to death because of you." Qin Mu saw Gao Xiao looking at him, and immediately said angrily.

"Oh, that's a good thing, after all, there is no such ass as you in this world." Gao Xiao immediately said-for-tat.

In getting along with Qin Mu, only bickering can be worthy of the relationship between the two for so many years.

Between men, if you want to show off the feelings of the two, it depends on how "real" the two speak.

"If you don't come out, are you going to starve us all to death? You little bunny. Qin Mu was commanded by Gao Xiao, and immediately shifted the style of speech to the mass base, so that as soon as Gao Xiao opened his mouth, he offended everyone.

"That's not good, all the people sitting at this table are my daughters, nephews, if you starve to death, then you have to give you this black-haired person with the white-haired person." Gao Xiao said unyieldingly.

Qin Mu's face immediately fell, as if he was angry.

The three girls on the side said as if they were watching a good show.

Tang Tang didn't know, but seeing that Xiao Wu's expressions on their faces didn't change, they didn't speak.

"I'm going to quit and go home." Qin Mu said angrily.

"Let's go, don't forget to pay for the round-trip plane ticket yourself." Gao Xiao pulled out a chair and sat down and said, not caring about what Qin Mu said at all.

When Qin Mu was about to pull the chair, he was also stunned for a moment when he heard what Gao Xiao said, and then said a word with difficulty.

"Capitalism is really black, let's start dinner!"

The three girls were amused by Qin Mu's words and giggled, these two people were so funny, it was like talking about cross talk, it was just that you came and went endlessly.

"Do they talk like that all the time? Tang Tang couldn't help but lean closer to Luo Ling next to him, and then asked in a low voice.

"Don't worry about them, the relationship between the two of them is good. Hahaha, it's so funny. Luo Ling laughed and said, his words a little frustrated.

"That's what it looks like." Tang Tang said softly with a look of sudden realization.

"Whoever has a good relationship with him, hurry up and eat." Qin Mu said angrily.

"This father-son relationship is the most tense, no way, adolescence, impulsiveness. It would be nice to wait for it to be a little bigger. Gao Xiao said unforgivingly.

"You can't even eat to stop your mouth, can you?" Qin Mu took the spoon and gestured in front of Gao Xiao and threatened.

"Hahahahaha, this big fool still doesn't believe it, does he? What a head. However, this is the first time I have heard of this scene of being bombed twice by heavenly fire. Gao Xiao was also amused when he heard Xiao Wu tell about today's experience.

Regarding Luo Ling's calamity physique, Gao Xiao also knows where its horror is.

Now when I heard Xiao Wu say what happened to Qin Mu today, I couldn't help but laugh out loud, after all, it was also a very happy thing to see Qin Mu suffocating.

Tianhuo hit the same person twice in a row, and it was in the same position, this matter can be said to be a strange story.

No matter how many games you play, you may not be able to see this kind of scene.

And because of Qin Mu, the third daughter of the GLZ team, she was really lucky to see this scene.

"Dog's day of heavenly fire, it's really cloudy, I always feel that this game is not very friendly to me." Qin Mu said vaguely while eating curry rice.

"You are with Luo Ling, and you dare to go to the bombing area, this is really the head iron. Didn't you stop at the time? Gao Xiao couldn't help but interject and asked, baby.

"I can't stop it, Brother Qin Mu has to go." The baby said helplessly.

"Don't talk about Lorraine, it's just this game that is not friendly to me." Qin Mu also thought that Gao Xiao's words would cause damage to Luo Ling, so he opened his mouth to take the blame.

"No way, I have my own calamity constitution, this broken game is really not friendly to me." Luo Ling bit the spoon and couldn't help but complain.

After Qin Mu heard Luo Ling's words, he was also slightly stunned, he didn't expect that Luo Ling didn't care about this at all.

"I don't think you can control the safe zone, but if you want to bomb the zone, you can still go around it, just go around it. After all, people can't fight fate. At the end, Gao Xiao couldn't help laughing.

Regarding what happened to Luo Ling and Qin Mu, Gao Xiao could only use laughter to express his sympathy.

Then Xiao Wu told what happened to the Lion City, but she understated the deeds of the grenade.

"Well, it's Xiao Wu's technique." As a loyal victim of Xiao Wu's grenade injury, Mr. Gao Xiao expressed his most pertinent opinion.

"People didn't mean it, it's all for the team, who knew that the grenade was so disobedient that it would fly back." Xiao Wu pouted and said aggrievedly.

"With your IQ, you will basically say goodbye to grenades in the future." Gao Xiao continued.

After Gao Xiao said this, everyone present laughed except Tang Tang and Gao Xiao.

"What's going on? Collectively ate and laughed and went crazy? Gao Xiao saw the scene that suddenly appeared on the dining table, and was stunned for a long time before asking.

"I don't know, I'm just here." Although he knew what was going on, Tang Tang still pretended to be very similar.

"Don't laugh, just say anything, what's silly." Gao Xiao couldn't help grinning.

But laughter, like yawning, is contagious, and the laughter of four people gradually spreads to six people laughing together.

Although Gao Xiao didn't know why they were laughing, he still laughed along, after all, it was better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone.

"Haha, okay, don't laugh, if you laugh again, your stomach will cramp. Ha ha. Gao Xiao couldn't stop laughing at the moment.

Everyone at the table laughed, but some of them didn't know why they laughed, so the scene was very funny.

"Haha, do you think I don't want to stop? Yes! Ha ha! I can't stop! Luo Ling said with a smile, although it was laughter, but there was already a little pain on his face.

"Alright, stop!" Gao Xiao pinched his facial muscles and forced himself not to laugh.

"I can't control myself. Hahaha! Xiao Wu's smile trembled, at this time he was very envious, Gao Xiao was able to control his smile.

At this moment, it is the wish of the people at the table to laugh if you want to laugh, and not to laugh if you want to laugh.

Qin Mu was the first to stop laughing, then Baobao and Tang Tang, and as for Luo Ling and Xiao Wu, they only stopped laughing after a while.

At this point, the table was unusually quiet, and then no one spoke, so as not to laugh again.

It was a good meal, but it hurt my stomach to laugh, so how can I make sense.

At this time, Luo Ling had already frowned slightly, it was all because he couldn't stop laughing just now, so he would be like this.

"Yes, yes, yes, to make you laugh so hard. Because what, laughing so much, and you, such a big person, like a child, you gourd baby. ”

Gao Xiao was the first to speak, first saying that Luo Ling was one, and then pointed the finger at Qin Mu.

Luo Ling rolled his eyes at Gao Xiao, and rarely did not quarrel with Gao Xiao, while Qin Mu lowered his head and ate a mouthful of food, and did not pay attention to Gao Xiao.

"Oops, actually, we laughed because you said I wasn't suitable for using grenades, but what you didn't know was that today we ate chicken, and the final double kill was in exchange for a grenade."

Seeing Gao Xiao's doubts, Xiao Wu couldn't help but explain to Gao Xiao, and her eyebrows were full of smiles.

Originally, Xiao Wu thought that Gao Xiao would praise herself after hearing the news, but Gao Xiao's words made her little face dark.

"In the finals, you really dare to do anything, how can a dangerous item like a grenade be handed over to Xiao Wu." Gao Xiao pretended to say, in fact, he was still very happy to hear that Xiao Wu ate chicken, but he couldn't make Xiao Wu proud.

"Actually, I just wanted to show Sister Xiao Wu how to use grenades, but I didn't expect her to learn from me directly, which scared me at the time." After Luo Ling heard Gao Xiao's words, he couldn't help but confide the truth.

At that time, because of Xiao Wu's excitement when he had just eaten chicken, Luo Ling couldn't bear to tell the truth and hit Xiao Wu.

"Luo Ling, that's not what you said at the time!" After Xiao Wu heard Luo Ling's words, she immediately shouted excitedly, ignoring her ladylike temperament at all.

"Sister Xiao Wu, I was trying to take care of your emotions at the time, and if I do it all over again now, I will definitely stop you." Luo Ling's name as a black little Lori is not called for nothing, and a word can cause a war.

"It's all to blame on Gao Xiao, I don't eat when I'm idle, and I'm useless." At this time, Qin Mu interjected among the two daughters.

No matter when, Qin Mu can say what to say against Gao Xiao, regardless of the object, only recognize Gao Xiao.

"What's the matter with me, you eat too much salt, salty (idle)." As soon as Qin Mu finished speaking, Gao Xiao immediately retorted.

(End of chapter)