Chapter 283: You can't afford to joke, right?
Ariken's scouting soldier heard the news and hurried to report it to Henry.
"Sir Henry, it seems that there are soldiers from the Empire behind us, should we consider forming an alliance with them?"
"Is it necessary to form an alliance? In this world, there are many deceitful things, and being able to become friends is just an entanglement of interests, and there is no need for an alliance.
However, the Empire is indeed our old friend, and if they do me a small favor, they should not refuse. ”
Henry looked ahead and smiled a little wickedly.
When his entourage saw Henry's smile like this, they knew that someone was going to suffer today.
Soon, the armies of the Empire caught up, and the relationship between the two countries had been very good before the Cataclysmic Era, and they spoke the same language, so the soldiers on both sides seemed very cordial when they met.
The person who led the team on the other side hugged Henry at once,
"Haha, Henry, my old friend, hello, the last time we met, it was a joint military exercise ten years ago.
Hmm, how do I feel like you're so old? It can't be that my wife ran away with someone else, and you've become so haggard, hahaha. ”
People from these countries like to joke when they meet, but these words also pierce Henry's heart, since he became ugly, his wife Mary has looked down on him more and more, and now the two parties are divorcing.
Moreover, this stinky woman has been very close to her boss since she proposed to break up, but this kind of thing is a shame for any man, so Henry has not mentioned it to anyone.
Now it was said as a joke by the officer who never fell into the sun, and his heart was already holding back the fire in his belly.
However, at this moment, Henry's eyes were silent, hugging each other like old friends, and then trying to maintain a calm tone.
"Pope, I haven't seen you for a long time, I said goodbye ten years ago, I didn't expect you to be so healthy, I really envy you. ”
Henry pretended to be a little envious and patted Pop's muscular figure.
"Of course, we were participating in a military exercise together, and if you look at you, you already look like a ghost.
Look at me, I've been exercising all these years, and my body is many times stronger than you.
Hey, what kind of rank are you, hahahaha, why are you still a little major?
Brother, look at what you've been messing up in the past ten years, if I were you, I would have chosen to die a long time ago.
Look at me, serious vice admiral, look at my medal, or the Queen of our country personally awarded me, alas, you, without my life, you are destined to be trampled under your feet for the rest of your life, rookie!"
The more Pop spoke, the more unpleasant it became, but the way he spoke was that he forgot his sense of proportion when he wanted to hurt others, but he didn't realize how stupid his current behavior was.
"Enough is enough!"
Henry suddenly struggled to shake off his hand, and Pope sprang to the side, somewhat startled.
"Hehe, I said, man, don't be so nervous, it's just a joke.
I know, it doesn't affect the relationship between the two of us, right? Brother, I didn't expect you to play so much, so I apologize to you. ”
Pope hurriedly said, after all, the empire has fallen now, and many things still have to rely on Ariken, and it is not good to make it too stiff.
Henry burst out laughing.
"Of course, of course I know it's just a joke, don't I know your character? It's not that I can't afford to play, jokes, whatever you want, anyway, our brothers don't have much chance to meet after this time, so let's cherish our last moments." ”
When Pope heard this, his face was overjoyed, and he put his arms around Henry's shoulders again.
"That's right, brother, I annoy the people around me the most, I can't even make a joke, be stingy, you're different, hahaha. ”
Henry laughed a few times, but the kind of smile with a knife in it, and if anyone noticed his smile at this moment, they would be very frightened.
"Henry, what is your mission this time? I didn't want to come to this ghost place, but the boss suddenly said, you and Huaxia are here, so send me to take a look.
Brother, just tell me, I'll go back on an errand, I'll tell you.
One of my soldiers, named Burleigh, is so similar to your name.
However, his wife's name is a boldness, and the last time she played a game of rocking music directly with me in the military vehicle, it was still in broad daylight, and she was almost discovered.
Her stupid husband hasn't found out yet, pestering all day long
If you want to serve me, next time you don't leave the empire, I can introduce her to you, she has a lot of tricks, that is, you have to pay attention to your body, don't enjoy this big beauty yourself. ”
Henry was still there laughing all the time.
"We—we're here in search of a treasure. ”
"Oh, treasure, tell me, I'll see if I can make a fortune, and I'll say okay, when the time comes, we'll get the baby and half, and we'll have a share, hahaha." ”
As soon as Pope heard this, he immediately became interested.
"What kind of treasure is it? ”
"Baby is ahead, you come with me to take a look. ”
Then Henry led him to a swamp, pointed to the mire in front of him, and said, "The thing is inside, take a closer look, we haven't taken it out yet." ”
"Where?"
After Pope finished speaking, he leaned his face forward, "Yes, where are you? ”
"No, oh, I see, it looks like a skull, is this what you said? ”
"Yes, yes, what I'm talking about, is your bones. ”
After Henry finished speaking, he suddenly reached out and pressed Pop's head into the swamp.
"Hey, what are you doing, brother? ”
"Don't be so nervous, brother, just having fun. ”
At this time, the soldiers under Pop's hands also noticed that something was wrong and quickly raised the qia in their hands
G, said, "Hey, I warn you, let go of our chief, or we'll open QIA."
G, you know, our two countries are good allies. ”
"Oh, then, let me send my best friend to hell with my own hands, this must be fun, hahahaha, don't you like to play, come on!