Lu Xiongtu laughed and said, "As long as you use more snacks, it is not a matter of time or time." I asked my daughter, and Yu Jin doesn't hate it. ”

I have to be honored if my co-author doesn't hate me, right?

This Nima's divine logic.

Chen Lang rolled his eyes wildly: "Is there anything serious about it?" I'm back without business, and my wife is still waiting for me......"

Lu Xiongtu waved his hand and interrupted: "In the eyes of someone in my Lu, Yu Jin's marriage is a big deal. ”

"What does this have to do with me?" Chen Lang said impatiently, "Old Lu, with his prestige and financial resources, coupled with Miss Lu's appearance, what kind of uncle do you want to find and can't find it?" Is it fun to talk to me every day as a married man? ”

"That's not good, someone Lu will fall in love, and other cats and dogs can't look down on it. Besides, the marriage with the little girl of the Lin family is a bad fate to put it bluntly, and it is good for both of them to break up early. ”

"Why did I end up in love?" Chen Lang only felt that there were 10,000 alpacas galloping through his chest.

"Isn't it a bad fate? Think about how you have come over for more than three years? Think of those days when pigs and dogs were not as good as dogs. ”

"If you don't have culture, don't use idioms indiscriminately." Chen Lang sighed, "Okay, I admit that my wife and I had a lot of problems before, but that's because I don't fight for it, and I can't complain about her." Now we have a good relationship and affection, so please don't bother with me anymore and beware of me turning my face. ”

"Cut! Can you beat Lu? Lu Xiongtu asked with a playful smile.

"Think that if you advance to the Vajra Realm, you will be invincible in the world?" Chen Lang scoffed.

"At least for now, or after two moves, I will see that Lao Tzu will not be beaten all over the ground to find teeth."

Damn! At present, he really can't do this old horseman, otherwise Chen Lang would have to teach him how to be a person.

Thinking of this, Chen Lang was suddenly stunned, and sneered: "Old Lu, you must know that there is a sky outside the sky, and now it is not invincible in the world." ”

"Jealous of me! Am I jealous of me? Haha......"

Chen Lang scolded angrily: "Beep again, I will relieve Lu Yujin of the soothing needle, let her see the face of this villain." ”

"Okay, let's get down to business!"

Lu Xiongtu cut open a cigar that he had robbed from Bai Xingjian and lit it, took a leisurely sip, and asked with a smile, "Are you happy?" ”

"Nonsense! My wife is a well-deserved No. 1 beauty in Minghai, and I am very happy! ”

"I'm asking...... Is it sexually blissful? Lu Xiongtu held a cigar and pointed at Chen Lang's crotch with a mocking eye.

Chen Lang: "......"

"Virtuous son-in-law, the taste of dissatisfaction is not pleasant, isn't it?" Lu Xiongtu gloated and said, "Lao Tzu doesn't believe that the weak mortal body of the Lin family's Xiao Nizi can withstand this demonic body.

Everyone is a man, and when a man comes to the world, all he does is wine and wealth, and it's simpler, a beauty, a country. Talking about the fact that you can't have fun in bed, as a man's happiness index is half of it all of a sudden, so what's the use of this iron rod?

Thinking about it again, my family Yujin is different, it is a natural spirit body that is ancient and unparalleled, as long as she pulls out that Night Demon Lotus, as soon as her cultivation potential is stimulated, her future achievements are not necessarily lower. Where can you find such a perfect double monk?

The most important point......"

Lu Xiongtu was stunned, and two rays of essence suddenly burst out from the tiger's eyes.

At that moment, Chen Lang suddenly had a creepy feeling, as if he had been seen through by Lu Xiongtu at a glance from flesh and blood to bones.

He had only had this kind of bad feeling once, and that was the last time he met Dugu Qingtian.

Lu Xiongtu cocked Erlang's legs, hooked his flip-flops with his two toes, and continued: "If I'm not mistaken, the kid should age very slowly, right?" ”

Chen Lang's eyes narrowed slightly, and he was silent.

"Haha, I'm guessing it again." Lu Xiongtu became more and more proud, "Come, let Lu Mougang look forward to the future." Do you know the two major tragedies of life? ”

Chen Lang knew that this old man had the ability to ask and answer himself, so he didn't bother to praise him.

"The end of the hero, the twilight of the beauty!

Be! The little girl of the Lin family is naturally beautiful, and she is captivating the country and the city. But even if she has the skill to stay in her face and drink hyaluronic acid every day, it is inevitable that she will be old and yellow for more than ten or twenty years at most, and what about it, she is still in the wind, rich and handsome, and she can go down when the time comes?

Okay, even if I have a heavy taste, I can gnaw it, so what will happen when the Lin family's little Nizi lives up? What do you say, you buried the mud under the spring, and I sent the world full of snow. Great suffering......"

"Shut up!" Chen Lang really couldn't listen to it anymore, "Don't pretend to be a cultural person if you don't have a few taels of ink in your stomach." This poem is a tribute to a friend. ”

Lu Xiongtu waved his hand shamelessly: "The meaning is still that meaning, just about the same." What do you think? Not kidding, consider my suggestion and come to my Lu family as a son-in-law. And my father-in-law is quite enlightened, as long as I don't snub Yu Jin, I am allowed to maintain an improper relationship with Xiao Nizi of the Lin family. ”

Mu Hongli seems to have mentioned this, these two goods are indeed a pair of dog men and women made in heaven.

Chen Lang was not afraid to slander in his heart, but he said seriously: "I have a way to make my wife a monk." ”

"Why don't you say that you can make your wife live forever?" Lu Xiongtu obviously didn't believe it.

"That's not impossible." Chen Lang said confidently, "Old Lu, there are three thousand avenues, and there are many people you don't know." ”

"Really?" Lu Xiongtu's expression became serious.

"Naturally, take it seriously!"

"Damn, it's going to be hard!" Lu Xiongtu scratched his scalp, "I don't look down on other men." ”

"The son of Yao Banbi of Zhulu Mountain can think about it." Chen Lang sincerely suggested.

The reputation of Zhulu Mountain is one of the best in the hidden door, and the marriage with the Lu family can be called a good match.

Moreover, although Yao Buqi is a little unsatisfactory in appearance, he is more dusty when he is serious, and his temperament is absolutely stubborn, and it is not considered to have insulted Lu Yujin.

"Phew! If you don't enjoy the world of flowers, what good things can be born by the pen that nests in the deep mountains and old forests in vain to seek immortality? Lu Xiongtu scolded irritably, "Let's transform my daughter-in-law into a monk first, I always feel that the kid is tricking me." Oh, by the way, how did you subdue that beautiful snake little widow? ”

"What the!"

"Tell me about it." Lu Xiongtu persevered in asking.

Chen Lang didn't want to talk about this issue, and suddenly said: "Ask one thing, do you know Dugu Qingtian?" ”

"Who?"

"Dugu Qingtian!"

"Sword Demon, I've heard of it."

"I'm talking about Dugu Qingtian, not Dugu seeking defeat." Chen Lang was messy in the wind.

Lu Xiongtu arrogantly puffed a puff of smoke on Chen Lang's face: "I'm talking about Dugu Qingtian, the sword demon Dugu Qingtian." It's been more than 300 years since he died, so what is he doing? ”