Chapter Fifty-Eight: The Older Escapist Man Can't Hold His Mobile Phone
Late at night, Gou's father and mother were lying in bed.
"Do you want to take your son with you this time?" Gou's mother was lying flat, holding the quilt with both hands, and muttered, I don't know if she was talking to herself or asking Gou's father.
Gou's father lay sideways in front of Gou's mother, and put one hand on Gou's mother: "My son is older, ask his opinion tomorrow morning." ”
"Now that the cultivation realm is so chaotic, is it really good to let my son cultivate the truth?" Gou's mother turned over to face Gou's father, her bright eyes staring at her husband who had been with her for more than 30 years in the dark.
"He's happy, isn't he? Now is the life he wants. Gou Dad sensed Gou's mother's movements, opened his eyes to meet Gou's mother's gaze, and began to grope with his hands.
Gou Ma slapped his hand away: "Let's talk about serious things here!" I like to make some immodest things. ”
"Hey, old husband and wife...... Gou's father tucked the quilt corner of his wife lovingly, and continued: "My son, he has luck, maybe he will have to rely on him in the future!" ”
"He? He will always be a child in my eyes. ”
Gou's father took his wife into his arms: "After all, he will grow up, he will be like a bird, gradually full-fledged, leaving the nest to build his own home." ”
Gou's mother shrank into Gou's father's arms: "I can't bear it." ”
"A loving mother has many ruined sons, so she spoils her son!" Gou Dad said earnestly.
"Hey?! Say me now! My son has not studied well for so many years, isn't that what you're used to? There are a set of reasons, why don't you go on it. Gou's mother pushed her husband away and said angrily.
"Shhhh Everybody's asleep! Gou's father continued to hug Gou's mother extremely shamelessly, and Gou's mother pretended to struggle a few times and let Gou's father hold her.
Pity the hearts of parents all over the world, Qi Chunzhong smiled silently in the guest room, and thought with his arms pillowed: I am not too young, should I continue to be alone? Or is it better to find a woman to leave offspring? In the past few years, is the world still the same now?
Wu Tian in another room: Huh...... Call......
Gou Haodong didn't hear his parents' words, he didn't actually sleep, but all his attention was on chatting with Song Sixuan.
A good young man who went to bed early and got up early, indulged in being greasy and crooked with his girlfriend and couldn't extricate himself, if he wasn't a monk, I'm afraid his kidneys would be lost!
"So your parents agree with you to go on a trip?"
"I haven't asked yet, two friends of my parents came tonight, and one of them has become our godfather."
"Shall we?"
"Isn't my godfather your godfather? Husband and wife. ”
"Cut, who is married to you."
Gou Haodong sent a look for you Xiaohuahua.
Song Sixuan replied with the expression of throwing away your little flower.
"Huh?" Gou Haodong incarnated as a monster.
"Alright, well, let's rest. We'll talk about it tomorrow, good~"
Gou Haodong's eyes widened when he saw the news, don't I want to lose face? Coaxed by your own woman? This feeling......
It's so cool!
"Uh-huh, just go to bed, you go to bed early."
Miss Makeup Artist: I just said this is a little milk dog! Ahem, messed in, dragged away.
Gou Haodong closed his phone and fell asleep.
Sleep when you want, no insomnia or nightmares, this is the beauty of monks!
Next.
"Gou Haodong, today you take your godfather and Uncle Qi to get acquainted, this is a bank card, the password is your birthday year plus month, they are old antiques, and they are not familiar with mobile phones or anything." Gou's mother instructed: "Come back at noon and eat the good food I cooked." ”
"Okay." Gou Haodong said that the task was absolutely completed. But eating my mother's cooking is definitely not a reward, it's a punishment!
The black buns, the raw rice, and the fishy fishy fish, what kind of grudge is this to cook by yourself!
Gou Haodong was going to take Wu Tian and Qi Chunzhong to the supermarket, but thinking about the two elders around him, they were not suitable for going out during the day.
Q: How should a handsome middle-aged man wear autumn clothes? It's a rush to wait online.
Just when Gou Haodong hesitated, Qi Chuzhong and Wu Tian came out of the guest room, and his eyes lit up: Wu Tian was wearing a black jacket and brown-red polyester slacks, with his stubble, full of tough guys; And Qi Chunzhong is a daily tunic that looks elegant and elegant, but his round little sunglasses still haven't been taken off, for some reason.
"Qi'er really prepared the right clothes, hahaha." Wu Tian looked at himself in front of the mirror and was very satisfied.
"Godfather, Uncle Qi, you are handsome!" Gou Haodong stretched out his thumb.
"What's a burst?" Qi Chuzhong asked.
"Uh...... It's very meaningful. Gou Haodong forcibly explained.
Wu Tian was interested: "Haha, oh? Then can I say that your mother's vision is so explosive! ”
Why does it sound like Nima is fried? Don't talk about this, embarrassing cancer is committed. "Godfather, Uncle Qi, let's go, I'll take you to the supermarket."
The two middle-aged uncles are very interested in everything around them. Although they are all elderly echelons according to their normal age, in terms of mentality and appearance, the two of them are indeed middle-aged.
"This is a mobile phone, it is the most commonly used tool now, with many functions, you can make calls, play games, take pictures, ......" Gou Haodong completely ignored the strange eyes of the customers around him, and explained to the two people.
"So it's a combination of a computer, a big brother, and a camera, right?" Wu Tian took a star mobile phone, threw it in his hand, looked at it again and again, and tugged the charging cable attached to the table.
Don't be like that, my dad! It's going to explode!
It's not like they don't know anything, so it's easy to do.
Gou Haodong let the two of them choose their favorites from the latest ones, and took out their parents' bank cards to settle the bill.
This was about to beckon the two elders to go around somewhere else, when he turned his head and found that the two people were gone, and turned around to see the two people playing with their mobile phones in place.
"Godfather, Uncle Qi......"
The newly promoted low-headed clan Wu Tian and Qi Chuzhong didn't want to talk to you, and they casually sent you a silence spell.
"Hmm." Gou Haodong touched his mouth, very helpless.
Well, since the two of you want to play each other, you don't need me, wait until you get out of the supermarket and your mobile phone can't connect to the Internet, hmph, don't blame me for not getting you a mobile phone card!
Qi Chunzhong and Wu Tian's fingers swiped rapidly, and the light reflected on their faces kept changing.
Gou Haodong didn't want to and couldn't interrupt them, so he simply chatted with Song Sixuan on the side.
After a long time, the two people playing with their mobile phones stopped what they were doing.
"It's been like this all these years, and I've really missed out on a lot of interesting things and things."
"That's right, we're a little behind, big data is something like that, it's going to be a revolution in arithmetic." Qi Chunzhong sighed: "Computer fortune-telling is a fraud, but in fact, it is not without his reason. What is Tao? The Tao is the law. Fate is impermanence because there are too many factors that affect the trajectory, and if they can all be entered, then arithmetic no longer has any privacy. ”
"Uncle Qi, is the fortune telling accurate?" Gou Haodong wondered.
"Yes, but not allowed. The general trajectory can be judged, and the specific things cannot be predicted. In fact, according to the eight characters, there are several fates, but in fact, there are no people with exactly the same fate, as well as their own efforts, the help of others, and so on. Then if you are told what your destiny is, then you will constantly give yourself psychological hints, so that the trajectory will be shifted towards the calculated result. ”
Gou Haodong seemed to understand and nodded.
Wu Tian patted Gou Haodong on the shoulder: "Son, don't listen to the nonsense of charlatans." You're young, you're done! ”
"Hmmm! I will. ”
"My life is up to me, I can't help it hahaha, I just saw it, I like it!" Wu Tian smiled happily, attracting the sideways glances of passers-by, such a big person, and he is still in the second middle school.
"Ahem, godfather, don't say this if you have nothing to do." Gou Haodong reminded softly.
"What? Is it contraindicated? ”
"It's so cheesy, like you were on the street twenty years ago...... Well, I don't know, it's just cheesy. Gou Haodong gave up giving examples, twenty years ago, she was not born yet.
"We know, let's go back now, if you want to know the information, having this phone is more useful than anything else." Wu Tian naturally took Gou Haodong's hand.
I remember that the ancients had the habit of holding hands, did they have it twenty years ago? It's not that I dislike my godfather, it's the eyes of some little girls around me who can't bear it! Gou Haodong kept his head as low as possible.
Fortunately, it was only a short distance, Wu Tian let go of Gou Haodong, and the three of them walked home.
"There's so much evil here!" Wu Tian frowned.
Qi Chunzhong pushes the glasses; "There are also problems with feng shui, there are several yin houses in it, but I don't really feel it."
"This is Antique Street." Gou Haodong introduced.
"No wonder." Qi Chunzhong and Wu Tian glanced at each other, and they both began to bow their heads and think.
Gou Haodong was left alone again, who let him cultivate poorly.
"I have a hunch that there will be a bloody plague here tonight." Qi Chunzhong said solemnly.
"Let's go, hurry back and talk to Wenxuan and them."