Chapter 109: My Buddha is angry to the sky
"Haha, Li Heihu, do you really think that you are the black tiger brother before?"
"I tell you! I want to ask for mercy now, it's too late! ”
Ouyang Hua laughed wildly, obviously in his opinion, Li Heihu, who was talking softly on the phone at this time, did not have the fierceness and momentum of the past!
"Where did the dog bark? Xiaojie, did you hear that? Wang Chengwei plucked his ears and said indifferently.
"I heard it too, it's really a disappointment, it affects my mood when I look at beautiful women! What about wood? Li Xiaojie waved his hand, but his eyes were always feasting on them, and he didn't even mean to look at Ouyang Hua.
"A dog with a broken tail." After all, wood is wood, and talking has always been a divine mending knife.
As roommates, they care about Qin Yu very much, where can they not get out at this time?
The mouths of these three guys are really poisonous, and they have no scruples at all when they speak. Many people around wanted to laugh, but because of the Ouyang family's face, they all worked very hard......
"You guys!" Ouyang Hua's face suddenly swelled into a purple color.
Li Heihu said that he would forget it, after all, he was at least the last person in Yandong. And now the three who are talking?
As soon as he looks childish, I'm afraid they are still in school, especially the two who spoke in front, and the thief's eyes can't stop looking at those bewitching beauties, and they keep muttering as if no one is around.
"Damn, this beauty is on point!"
"Where? Where? It's really punctual! ”
……
"! You bastards, I just wanted to clean up Little White Face and Li Heihu! Now Lao Tzu tells you to lie down and leave! ”
Ouyang Hua roared angrily.
But this time, Li Xiaojie and Wang Chengwei looked at the beauty and didn't even pay attention to him!
You want to say wood? Well, Mu Tou glanced at him, but the two words that came out of his mouth made Ouyang Hua even more crazy.
“sb。”
To be honest, now Qin Yu has some pity for Ouyang Hua, mainly because his three roommates are really Tai Chi, and it is not so attractive to attract hatred......
"Master Ouyang, don't be angry." At this time, that Master Li came up to persuade Ouyang Hua.
Ouyang Hua respectfully stood behind Master Li and spoke.
"Master Li."
Master Li didn't pay attention to it, but looked at Qin Yu and the others, and spoke leisurely.
"Donor, you are not welcome here, where do you come from, where do you go?"
Qin Yu was about to speak, but he didn't expect Mu Tou to say the longest sentence tonight, which was directly to make this master Li, who is quite good at qi cultivation and kung fu, angry is a Buddha ascending to heaven.
It's not that his concentration is not enough, it's just that with his identity, the other party is respectful wherever he goes? That was insulted like this? Just because the wood is ...... when it speaks
"Strange, how can there be a bald scoop here? Still wearing a red dress? Is it a bald lady? ”
……
Cold field, absolute cold field.
There are many people around who know this Master Li, but they didn't expect this guy who is a little Mu Na to speak amazingly directly! Many people couldn't help but laugh.
But because of Master Li's identity, they all worked very hard.
Qin Yu could even see that the man called Master Li had a trace of green tendons on his forehead.
Master Li held back his anger and continued to Qin Yu and the others.
"Donor, my Buddha is merciful, and the poor monk sees that you are also quite wise, so why bother to pick up people's teeth and wisdom and do that uninvited thing?"
Wang Chengwei obviously disliked the latter's way of speaking, glanced at this Master Li with disdain, and said.
"Nonsense! As long as it's a man, he has roots! Those who have no roots are called eunuchs! Don't you have roots? Oh yes. I forgot that you are a monk, you don't need it, you may have forgotten that you have roots! ”
Burst......
Some people at the scene couldn't hold back, and some laughter had already come out. Even Qin Yu's face became quite strange......
Master Li's body was already trembling with anger at this moment, and he silently recited the Heart Purification Mantra several times in his heart, but he found that it had no effect at all, so it was called a qi in his heart! He said with some sinister expression.
"If a few donors leave now, the poor monks can still be the masters when nothing has happened, and let a few donors leave. Otherwise......"
Qin Yuqiang endured the smile caused by Wang Chengwei and the wood, and said.
"Otherwise what?"
It seemed that Qin Yu's attitude completely angered Master Li, and Master Li made King Kong look angry and shouted loudly.
"The poor monk has studied the art of physiognomy, otherwise I think a few donors may have a bad omen today! I'm afraid there will be a bloody ...... soon! ”
It's just that before he finished speaking, Li Xiaojie's eyes suddenly burst into blue light, and he interjected excitedly.
"The master is really a fellow believer! Tell me quickly which female bodhisattva I will have today... Cover! Bloodlight? Is it ......?"
He looked at the slender female bodhisattvas around him with his eyes.
"Can I meet a virgin today? it! Master, I will get what I wish today! ”
Burst...
Qin Yu finally understood one thing today, that is, some people really don't want to laugh, unless they really can't help it...... Even he couldn't help but laugh out loud!
The scene suddenly remembered the thunderous laughter, and some people even laughed to tears! Even Gao Xincheng and Ouyang Hua both let go of their resentment towards Qin Yu's little white face at this moment, and they couldn't help laughing......
Many people looked at Qin Yu's three best roommates with strange eyes......
"Flower bald, Huigen, evil omen......"
"Where did these three best come from?"
"It won't be a graduate of the cross talk academy, right?"
"Master Li is afraid that he will be angry......"
There was a whisper from the crowd!
Qin Yu could clearly see that this person named Master Li was trembling with anger now. He didn't expect that these three roommates of his were so powerful!
"My Buddha is compassionate, my Buddha is compassionate... My Buddha is angry with the sky! It's a merciful fart! ”
Master Li's eyes were blood-red, staring at Wang Chengwei and the others. I can't wait to swallow the latter three directly! It's a pity...... Wang Chengwei and Li Xiaojie, the two best eyes, drifted to the beautiful girls who were smiling with flowers.
Wang Chengwei specially showed off his strong body and charming biceps. Li Xiaojie is also melancholy, like a teenager in a painting, exuding a unique temperament.
As for the wood...... Mu just glanced at Master Li with disdain, completely ignoring the latter's resentful eyes, and emphasized.
"Flower bald!"
Master Li couldn't help it immediately, and rushed up directly, opened his hands, and set up driving. Good fellow, isn't that the legendary Vajra magic?
"You three wickedness! Today, the old man is going to ...... down" It's just that before he finished his words, he was covered by a scream of his own.
It turned out that Mu didn't bother to talk nonsense with him at all, so he went up directly and kicked him with a trick, and Master Li immediately covered his pants and jumped up in place.
Mu seemed to be quite interested in this Master Li, and said a long word at this time.
"Well, there are roots, not eunuchs."
The scene suddenly burst into laughter again, which lasted for a long time in the empty hall......