Chapter 202: Very Festive
The king of the jellyfish country stepped forward with a very happy smile: "It's nothing, don't worry, it's just left to us here, you can go to eat with confidence, anyway, as long as you want, it's a matter of minutes to take our head, why don't you take this time to let us digest the content of the agreement, what do you say?" β
Without waiting for the cicada to speak, Zhuang Xu twisted his body, "Cicada, I'm hungry!" β
"It's not a cicada," the cicada scratched Zhuang Xu's nose, "You used to call me a big fool......
"Oh!" Zhuang Xu is as good as a stream, "Big fool, I'm hungry!" β
"Okay, I'll take you to dinner." As he spoke, the cicada walked out of the conference room without looking back, striding all the way, and even the group of people outside the conference room didn't have time to pay attention to Xing Yucheng.
Seeing the cicada walking in front of his eyes, he was shocked, and the first thing Li Dafu said was, "Zhuang Xu, that kid can!" β
Xing Yucheng glanced back at Li Dafu coldly, and Li Dafu was so frightened that he immediately raised his hand and pulled his mouth shut with the action of pulling the zipper.
After confirming that the cicada had gone away, Xing Yucheng slowly got up with his subordinates, and before entering the door, Xing Yucheng suddenly stopped moving, and Li Dafu, who was closely behind Xingchuan, hurriedly braked, and sighed in his heart, fortunately, he reacted quickly, otherwise he might have to sarcastically hit me twice if he hit it down......
Xing Yucheng, who was poking straight at the door, looked at the void with a deep face, and just when Li Dafu couldn't hold back and wanted to ask why, Xing Yucheng said coldly, "This kid ...... He is indeed a talent. β
Li Dafu looked up stupidly: "Huh? β
Xing Yucheng turned around and patted Li Dafu's head: "Okay, let's go." β
The group entered the conference room in turn, and Xing Yucheng explained the situation outside to them while confirming the situation in the room, "Although I don't know why, the number of soldiers outside this house is not large, and the collective combat ability is also very average, and it has been solved before we come in." β
Zi nodded frankly, he now looked at the people of the Jellyfish Country, and then at the people of the Crow Country, and smiled, "Everyone, do you cooperate?" β
"Well...... "The King of the Jellyfish Kingdom tilted his head and looked around the room, the fingers of his right hand holding a flower in the air, "I think-"
"Eh!" The neglected king of the magpie country was not happy, and he struggled to raise his head in the shackles, "I'm still here, isn't it too arrogant for you to discuss this in front of me?" I can tell you, Lord Chirper, he is just taking his other half to dinner now, and he still has to come back for dinner, and if he finds out that his partner is gone, what do you think will happen to him? Scold! The King of the Magpie Kingdom smiled confidently, "I tell you the truth, once he reaches his prime, let alone you people, even if you send all your troops again, there will be only one result, and that isβ"
"That's to see him get married." The king of the jellyfish country looked at the king of the magpie country with a blank face, "Big brother, can you please figure things out?" Before leaving, they made it so clear, saying that they would walk home hand in hand after eating, and with their glue-like appearance just now, do you think your cicada will be willing to come over immediately after returning home? Tsk~" The king of the jellyfish country shook his head and waved his fingers, the corners of his eyes and eyebrows flying, "You are too careless, alas, ......"
Zhuang Xu, who was eating in a restaurant far away, suddenly sneezed, he rubbed his nose, and couldn't help muttering, "Who is thinking about me at this time?" β
"Fool!" In a very strange posture, the cicada carried seven or eight large plates of delicacies on the table, and rubbed the corner of Zhuang Xu's forehead when he bent over, "Of course I am the only one who will miss you." β
Zhuang Xu shuddered inexplicably, and an ominous premonition surged into his heart, "The sea ...... You say, shouldn't my chastity that I've protected for most of my life be buried tonight? β
The sea is categorical: "Definitely not." β
Zhuang Xu breathed a sigh of relief, but soon he felt that something was wrong again, "Why are you so sure that he won't?" Did you analyze something? β
"I can't say what kind of analysis it is, as far as you think, his first love, let's not care what the height and appearance of the person is, but in terms of gender alone, the two of you are different, even if he really wants to do something to you when he comes home, and then you really can't beat it and can only be caught, but you just have to wait until he finds out that your physiological structure is wrong, and then he will naturally let you go, so you can rest assured, your chastity will definitely not be buried in his hands."
After listening to the sea's explanation, Zhuang Xu felt that his whole body fell into the ice cave, "So, you just told me not to resist, and wait for him to find out by himself, right?" β
The sea said in a natural tone: "Yes~"
Zhuang Xu was holding a cold sweat on his back and eating uncertainly under the gentle gaze of the cicada, his heart was full of sadness, "The sea, haven't you heard that there are many people who haven't been able to find out that the other half is really gender after being with the other half for a few years?" β
"What?" The sea said incomprehensible, "How is this possible?" How is it possible that people of different genders are fundamentally different in biology β eh? This one...... It doesn't seem to be so impossible......" Dahai thought for a while, "It's just that my mind is too limited, in fact, the physiological structure of each human being will be a little different, even if it is the Tucker race we are most familiar with, their women will occasionally have Adam's apple protrusion due to hormonal abnormalities or genetics in the body, and as for other sexual characteristics, there are also individual differences, if their disguise is really good enough, it is indeed possible that they can't be found all the time......"
Seeing that the sea was still obsessed with this matter, Zhuang Xu was a little broken, "Eldest sister, can you pay a little attention to my situation?" β
"Your situation?" The sea wondered, "What's your situation?" I don't think we're doing well right now, are we? β
"What's good?" In order to delay time, Zhuang Xu tried to slow down the pace of eating, and he was divided into seven or eight bites of rice by him, and he complained wildly in his heart, "People are typical now, feed me so that I can be sent on the road, do you understand?" β
"What's not to understand about this?" The sea was inexplicable, "Are you going to eat and then go on your way?" If you don't go on the road, how can you walk home hand in hand - go home! Oh! Yes, yes, I remembered...... Alas...... This is indeed a problem, this ...... Or are you gritting your teeth? Bear with me? β
"Can this thing be endured and passed?!" Zhuang Xu was crazy, "Big sister! It's a matter of dignity, you know?! β
"It's not...... This one...... Alas...... "The sea was a little helpless," or I turned off your perception at that time, so that you couldn't feel what was going on?" β
"Can't I feel it, can't I see it yet?!"
"Then turn off your sight, hearing, and so on."
"Why don't you just force my consciousness to sleep?"
"Oh!" The sea suddenly realized, "Yes, yes! That's fine, too! β
"I'll do you big!" Zhuang Xu chewed angrily, "I'll tell you, no matter what method you use, this thing must not be allowed to happen anyway!" β
"Then ......," the sea had a headache, "then in case we really can't beat people by then, this is a ...... Did he really happen? β
Zhuang Xu couldn't help but burst into tears when he thought of that scene: "No! I don't accept it! Not ββ! β
"What's wrong, baby?" Chirp Cicada got up from the opposite side and sat down beside Zhuang Xu, and hugged Zhuang Xu tightly, "Do you think these dishes are not to your liking?" β
Zhuang Xu shook his head vigorously: "No, the dish is very good, and you are also very good, it's just ......"
The chirp was so anxious that her brows furrowed: "It's just what's wrong with my baby?" As long as you say a word, I can get you anything! β
As soon as he heard this, Zhuang Xu suddenly became even more sad, he closed his eyes and slammed into the cicada's heart, "I'm just sad that we have been separated for so long before!" β
"yes!" The cicada hugged Zhuang Xu tightly with deep understanding, and sighed with emotion, "It's okay, it's okay, God finally gave you back to me at this time......"
"Hmm!" Zhuang Xu howled and cried, beating the cicada's heart while crying, "Big fool! I'm so sad! β
The cicada kept nodding, her face was ruddy and shiny, "I know, I know, come on, let's vent it out, tell me when you're tired, I'll take you back." β
"No!" As soon as he heard the word "go back", Zhuang Xu trembled and shook his head again and again, "Don't go back!" β
Chirp frowned: "What's wrong?" Why are you reluctant to go back? β
Zhuang Xu glanced around blankly, and when he saw the large pile of food on the table, he hurriedly stretched out his hand, "Look, we haven't finished eating, we can't waste it!" β
The cicada was stunned, and suddenly his eyes were wet, he lowered his head and gently pressed his chin against Zhuang Xu's head, "You, you haven't ......changed at all over the years," he said and chuckled lowly, and Zhuang Xu's hair in the vocal cord vibration band also vibrate.
Zhuang Xu scratched his itchy forehead: "That, why don't you let me go first, let's eat all of this before leaving?" β
"You!" Chirp suddenly kissed Zhuang Xu's forehead, "You probably don't know, these restaurants now have delivery preservation technology, if we can't eat it, we must not force it, let them pack it and take it back." β
"Huh?" Zhuang Xu was dumbfounded, "What technology?" Fresh delivery? No, why did he keep it fresh even after he delivered it? Who still comes to the store to eat in this way, isn't this all ordered at home? β
Chirp frowned and scratched Zhuang Xu's nose dotingly: "What nonsense are you talking about again?" Come on, be good~ wipe away your tears, let's walk back slowly, and when we have a good meal, we can start "Little Biesheng Newlywed", huh? β
Looking at the huge eyes of the cicada in front of his eyes, and feeling the burning breath of the cicada spraying on his face, Zhuang Xu felt that he might not be able to go home......
"The ββ! of the sea"
"In! What's wrong? β
"What's wrong?" Zhuang Xu collapsed, "What's wrong with you still asking me?" I don't care, you've got to help me figure it out anyway! β
"What can I do about this? It's really not easy for people to fight for so many years, anyway, it's basically impossible for us to fight hard now, so it's better for you to just start it! β
"What?!" Zhuang Xu looked incredulous, "You're actually-"
"Zhuang Xu? What are you doing? β
"Li Qiu!" Zhuang Xu had the feeling that he had finally found a savior, "Quick!" Help me! β
"Save? What's wrong? Don't worry, speak slowly, I listened to them chatting, and it felt as if the white moonlight that had completely treated you as his was going to bring you home, right? Could it be that he has now found out that you are not his white moonlight? β
"It's not ......" Zhuang Xu was in the arms of the cicada in frustration, "He hasn't found out that I'm not him Bai Yueguang, but I suddenly kind of hope that he found out ......"
"Eh! Don't be impulsive! Li Qiu, who knew the important role played by Zhuang Xu now, hurriedly persuaded, "Come on, tell all your problems, maybe you can talk about the way while chatting." β
"Uh-huh!" Zhuang Xu clung to Li Qiu's last straw, and told her the actual situation, "How is it?" Do you have any good ideas? β
Li Qiu fell into a short silence, and just as Zhuang Xu's heart was going up and down, one or two extremely subtle laughter came, and Zhuang Xu was instantly furious, "You laugh at me!" β
"No, no!" Li Qiu hurriedly explained, "It's not that I'm laughing at Zi Sakura!" β
Purple Sakura was incredulous: "What is it that I am laughing at?" I've worked so hard here to give you a way to save power, and that's what you're like this - oh! Oooh! Yes, yes, I'm sorry, this is indeed what I laughed at, that, I'll give you a compensation~"
A few storage disks for a few words that are not painful, of course she Ziying has to agree to such a good thing.
Zhuang Xu, who was deeply grief-stricken, ignored Zi Ying's contradictions, and he asked Li Qiu expectantly, "Have you figured out a way now?" β
"Uh......" Li Qiu was a little entangled, "There is indeed a way, but it depends on whether you are willing or not...... "Search for e-books."
"Yes!" There must be a way, Zhuang Xu instantly became high-spirited and energetic, "You say!" As long as I can solve tonight, I'm willing to do anything! β
"Okay, then you can let the sea get you a big aunt."
"Okay! I'm going to- huh? Wait a minute! What? β
Li Qiu was helpless, and said word by word, "Big, aunt, mother, eldest brother, just the regular relatives that women have to greet once a month in order to give birth." β
Zhuang Xu was a little confused: "I know, I mean ......"
"The sea," Li Qiu, who understood what Zhuang Xu was worried about, asked the sea directly, "Do you think this plan is feasible?" β
"It should be feasible in theory, but I have to try this first, after all, I haven't done it before, and the labor pain index and traffic index may not be very right, this ......"
"It's okay, he doesn't study medicine, you just roughly let him look like it!"
"Oh, well, I'll start doing it now."
"Huh! Wait a minute! Zhuang Xu was terrified, "Don't you both ask the opinions of the parties?" β
"Huh?" Li Qiu was at a loss, "Didn't you first say that as long as you can solve it, you are willing to do anything tonight?" Anyway, that's all I can think of right now, and it's up to you whether you use it or not. β
"I ......" Zhuang Xu sighed, and when he was struggling, the sea came with the last straw, "Zhuang Xu, look up." β
"Huh?" Zhuang Xu raised his head, "What's wrong?" β
"In front of you is the Cicada's makeshift home on Union."
Zhuang Xu's heart trembled suddenly: "The sea! Get it for me right away! Fast! β
"Okay!"
Pushing the door in, to Zhuang Xu's surprise, the house is very warmly decorated, most of the warm color decoration, as soon as you step in, it gives people a warm and reassuring feeling.
"Baby~" Chirp put the size of the crisper box aside, and walked up the stairs step by step, with a steady pace, "Good, I'll take a shower first, ah~"
The rare gentle inquiring voice of the cicada made Zhuang Xu's heart tremble, and he nodded tremblingly, "Huh, ......"
"It's strange, the temperature in this room is not low, why are you always shaking?" The cicada frowned and hugged Zhuang Xu tightly, "Butler, turn up the temperature in the house." β
At the sound of the order, a gentle and polite male voice immediately appeared in the house, "Okay, my master. β
This voice was heard by Zhuang Xu with a stirring spirit: "Steward-family? β
Listening to Zhuang Xu's broken question, the cicada rubbed Zhuang Xu's cheek dotingly, "Yes, housekeeper, what's wrong?" β
"It's not...... That ......" Zhuang Xu swallowed his saliva in a panic, thinking, who knows if this housekeeper will see through his tricks, he buried his head in the heart of the cicada, "Big fool, I'm afraid ......"
"Afraid of what?" The cicada asked in a low voice, her words soft, "Tell me, I promise that none of them will survive." β
"No......" Zhuang Xu blushed, "I'm afraid that we'll be the one when the time comes...... Cough...... Heard by the housekeeper...... Oops~"
"I'll go!" Li Qiu paid high respect to Zhuang Xu, "I officially announce that you have completely graduated from the school and can open the door to accept apprentices, you are really amazing!" β
Zhuang Xu closed his eyes tightly and buried himself in the heart of the cicada, ignoring neither Li Qiu nor the cicada, no matter how the cicada toyed, he didn't look up.
"You...... The butler is a procedure at best, so what does it matter if he hears it? But ......" Chirp Cicada looked at Zhuang Xu who was a little one in his arms gently and helplessly, "If you refuse to let go, then the two of us can only wash ...... together"
Smack-
I didn't expect Zhuang Xu to be so quick to chirp in time, so I could only watch Zhuang Xu fall to the ground like this.
Zhuang Xu cried and rubbed his tail vertebrae: "Big fool, I ...... hurt"
"Ouch~" Chirp Cicada reported Zhuang Xu to bed distressedly, "Come, turn around and show me, see where the injury is?" β
Zhuang Xu was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly covered it, "No! β
The cicada sneered, he bent down and shrouded Zhuang Xu's whole body under him, "What? Shy? β
Zhuang Xu was extremely sad in his heart: "I'm shy of you, a big-headed ghost!" I'm going to collapse to the point of suffocation, okay? β
"The sea? What do you think? Got it done? β
"Uh...... Urgent, huh? The sea was a little anxious, "That, if you insist on using it now......
Listening to the hesitant tone of the sea, Zhuang Xu was ruthless.
Never mind.
He builds himself in his heart.
It's a big deal, eighteen years later, it's a good man again!
"The sea! Come on! β
"Okay!"
In just an instant, Zhuang Xu's cold sweat all over his body came down, "I'll go!" You're not putting the highest level of pain on me, are you?! β
"Surely not!" The sea denied it in a serious manner, "Didn't I do it to make you look more miserable and inspire his compassion?" Don't worry, I've got you the second highest menstrual pain level I've ever collected, and trust me, it's over as soon as your eyes are closed. β
Zhuang Xu took a deep breath and looked at the cicada while crying, "Big fool! What to do? β
The cicada was so anxious that she couldn't do it, her two hands kept shaking beside your Zhuang Xu, and she didn't know what to do at all, "What's wrong?" What the hell is wrong with you? Why did it suddenly hurt so much? Do you want me to take you to the hospital? β
"No~" Zhuang Xu snuggled and chirped coquettishly, "My menstrual period has arrived, just rest and rest." β
"What?" The cicada was stunned, "Menstrual period? β
Zhuang Xu was frightened by the drastic change in the face of the cicada, and stammered and asked, "What's wrong with the menstrual period?" β
The chirp stared directly at Zhuang Xu's lower body, with a look of disbelief, "You...... But you...... Aren't you a man? β
What is a bolt from the blue?
What does it mean to be a slap in the face?
Zhuang Xu was stunned: "The sea? Could it be that the first love of the cicada is a man himself?! β
"Huh? This...... I don't know! β
It's been a long time, and the things that have come out have been modified and changed in various ways, and no one knows what the matter itself is like except for the parties involved.
Looking at the hand that was constantly stretching out to his belt, Zhuang Xu turned his heart sideways, "Big fool! I...... I had surgery! β
The whole person paused suddenly, and he looked at Zhuang Xu in pain, "Why?" β
Why?
Zhuang Xu has a headache, how does he know why?
Fortunately, the chirp who has now fallen into a semi-crazy state doesn't care about his answer, he just beats his heart one after another, and every time there is flesh and blood splashing, "After so many years, why do you always have to cling to this?" I've told you everything, my family is my family's opinion, as long as I don't care?! β
Oh, I see......
Zhuang Xu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that he was lucky this time, he happened to meet the original owner and happened to want to become a woman.
"Oh!" Zhuang Xu looked at the countless big holes broken on the wall behind the cicada, and suddenly realized that those holes were all punched by the powerful stamina brought by each punch of the cicada when the cicada was beating his heart, "Mom, you ......"
Not to mention that Zhuang Xu didn't dare to go up to stop it, even if he dared, he definitely wouldn't.
The person in front of them is the biggest variable in their meeting, and now the variable is starting to convulsions and self-harm, isn't that the best?
Suddenly, Zhuang Xu, who had nothing to do, hurriedly stopped the procedure of the sea, he pretended to be still in pain and lay on the ground with his stomach covered, bored to tell Li Qiu what happened little by little.
"What? Did he smoke? β
"Hmm," Zhuang Xu repeated expressionlessly, "he twitched." β
"My God......" Li Qiu was a little worried, "Are you sure you can't make him stop?" β
Zhuang Xu didn't understand: "Why did you let him stop?" Wouldn't it be just right to just keep hurting himself until he didn't have the ability to change the whole situation? β