Chapter 175: I'll Tell You a Joke

Zhan Qianche stopped his movements vigilantly and held back. under the dryness. hot, wrapped Bai Qianning tightly with a futon, quickly put on his underwear, got out of bed and opened the door of the secret room, and asked in a low voice: "What's wrong?" ”

"Oh, it's okay, two soldiers carrying rice hullers hit the wall."

Mu Yan's deep voice came from the secret room, and at the end, he asked very unknowingly: "Why hasn't the prince slept yet?" ”

You tell me?

Hearing this, Zhan Qianche, who had been disturbed by the good things, had the heart to kill, but he could only grit his teeth and order: "In the future, you don't have to rush to work day and night, except for the soldiers on duty, the rest of the night will go to rest." ”

"Yes!"

Mu Yan's voice came again, and immediately after, there was no sound from below.

Zhan Qianche, who was so angry that his face turned pale, also closed the door of the secret room and returned to the bed.

It's just that the feelings provoked between the two of them seem to have been disturbed for half a minute, and at this moment, the two are relatively speechless, only embarrassed.

"What, sleep!"

Bai Qianning's face flushed, and she turned over and closed her eyes.

Zhan Qianche was annoyed but had nowhere to vent his emotions, so he could only untie his underwear and get into the futon, hugging Bai Qianning from behind. It's just that this hug, which had already faded most of the emotion, made a comeback, and he had to owe it back, so as not to be in some key parts. When the bit touches Bai Qianning, it will be out of control.

It's just that this night, obviously don't want to sleep.

In fact, Bai Qianning has never fallen asleep, and his mind is full of various pictures of the two of them, and his face is red to the root of his ears.

"Ahem...... You haven't slept yet! ”

Bai Qianning finally couldn't help but ask.

Zhan Qianche said "um", but he didn't dare to move, only said, "I can't sleep." ”

"Well, I'll tell you a joke!"

Bai Qianning turned over and pretended to be relaxed and proposed.

"Well, let's hear it!"

"There was a couple of lovers in our world, and one night they lived together, sleeping on the same couch, and the girl shyly drew a line in the middle, saying, 'Do not cross this line at night, for if you do, you will be a bird. Beast. ’”

"Well, and then what?"

"Then the next day the boy kept his promise and did not cross the line, but the girl was very angry and said that she wanted to break up with him."

Bai Qianning said seriously, originally just wanted to break the embarrassment, but when she said this, she found that she had dug another pit for herself.

There are thousands of jokes, why did she say this joke at this juncture?

She was so annoyed that she wanted to slap herself to death, if she told Zhan Qianche that the girl said that the boy didn't cross the line and was a bird. The beast is not as good, does Zhan Qianche think that he is hinting at him something?

Bai Qianning was helpless and speechless, but Zhan Qianche, who had no idea, had already asked: "Why is this happening?" ”

"Uh...... She ......"

Bai Qianning's face was flushed and swallowed. After spitting for a long time, he barely came up with a reason: "Because, because there is only one quilt, the boy occupies all the quilts in order not to cross the line!" ”

"Oh!"

Zhan Qianche nodded thoughtfully, and asked suspiciously, "Is this a joke?" ”

"Yes, yes!"

Bai Qianning replied stiffly: "You don't understand, our people have a relatively low laughing point." ”

"Oh"

Zhan Qianche responded, but the air fell into a deathly silence again.

I don't know how long it took, Bai Qianning was embarrassed that she was about to commit it, so she had to break the silence again: "That...... Are you uncomfortable? ”

Zhan Qianche was stunned when he was asked, and Bai Qianning hurriedly continued: "I'm a doctor, I understand, if you feel uncomfortable, you can solve it yourself, I just don't look at it." ”

"What did you say?"

Zhan Qianche only felt that sooner or later he would have to be angry with this little girl, and he would solve it himself? She dared to think about it! I don't know if I'm ashamed.

"Either or I'll help you!"

Bai Qianning didn't know where to borrow the cheeky skin, and with a simple single sentence, he made Zhan Qianche thunder on the outside and tender on the inside.

Just looking at this little girl's appearance, as if she was not very shy about this matter, Zhan Qianche suddenly flashed with gold in her eyes, reached out and picked her delicate chin, and asked with a dark face, "How to help?" ”

The voice fell, but he couldn't wait for Bai Qianning to answer. Xiao Zhan Qianche was suddenly held by a small hand, and he trembled all over.

"What are you going to do?"

Zhan Qianche's voice was hoarse, holding Bai Qianning's arm under the futon, but he was reluctant to remove her hand, just looked at the little woman in front of him with a shy face and asked.

"Help, help!"

Bai Qianning was looked at with a weak face, to be honest, this is the first time in the twenty years that she has been single in her mother's womb, although she has seen a lot of various romance presidents' articles, but she still has no score in her heart. Besides, the girl in front of her didn't seem to have much experience, and looking at her like this, she couldn't go on anymore.

"You, don't look at me, or I won't help you!"

"Oh!"

Zhan Qianche was held comfortably, and the ghost made her let go of her hand and let her 'serve' herself.

The next day, early in the morning

Bai Qianning lay on Zhan Qianche's body and slept sweetly, so that Zhan Qianche didn't sleep all night.

All night, he was wondering, could this little girl really be the reincarnation of a fox spirit who cultivated somewhere! Facing his little Zhan Qianche last night, this Nizi is not enough to get started, and her mouth is not honest, if it weren't for the crisp. He was so numb that he had to turn her over to check for a fox tail behind her.

"Woo......"

Boom. Rumbling, Bai Qianning finally woke up from her sleep, every time she was drunk or too tired, she just fell asleep and wouldn't enter the space, she was used to it.

"Are you awake?"

Zhan Qianche asked softly, but Bai Qianning was taken aback. Only then did she wake up, looked at the two of them, and realized that everything last night was not a dream.

Mom! She actually .......

Bai Qianning wanted to slap herself to death again, deeply suspecting that she must have been possessed by a ghost last night.

She blushed and slowly got up from Zhan Qianche's body, the soreness on her hands didn't seem to have faded yet, making it a little difficult for her to get up.

Bai Qianning sat up, wrapped his body in the quilt, and forced Zhan Qianche: "You get dressed first, and go out quickly after you finish dressing." ”

"Why?"

"Why, why! How can I get dressed if you don't go out! ”

Bai Qianning was ashamed and embarrassed, as if he had woken up from the chaos that had been carried away by Qingyu last night.

Zhan Qianche saw her like this, but suddenly became interested, sat up and took her into his arms, and whispered in her ear: "Why don't you dress for your husband?" ”

"What is the husband, who is your daughter-in-law?"

Bai Qianning was about to struggle as she spoke, but she was imprisoned even tighter by Zhan Qianche, she raised her eyes to look at Zhan Qianche, just a glance, and was defeated by Zhan Qianche's warm eyes, and she could only change her clothes one by one.

I have to say that in addition to being too slender, this body is still very good. Long Youzhi, especially the two places on the chest, after these days of recuperation, has been a lot round, it can be seen that the abundance. In a year and a half, it must be able to come out more flavorfully.

The two of them got dressed and went to the outer room.

Agarwood forsythia has already picked Zhu Yan and cherry blossoms and sent them to the entrance of the village, these days they are like this every day, so as to avoid Chen Tieniu running around at every turn, not to mention the trouble, there are many people, and it is not safe enough.

When they finished their errands, Bai Qianning put the silver money they brought back into the space, and asked them to clean their hands and make a bun.

Zhan Qianche surrounded Bai Qianning like a dog skin plaster, and Agarwood and Forsythia could only take the vegetable basin to the yard to wash the vegetables.

The two girls squatted on the ground, washing vegetables while gossiping.

"Hey, do you say that a man as heroic as the prince likes a woman who ignores him?"

"I think so, otherwise why the more the white girl doesn't want to see the prince and puts on a face for the prince, the more the prince makes the white girl feel a pain in her heart. This is probably what the Art of War says, lust and indulgence. ”

"Hmm." Forsythia nodded suddenly, straightened up, and said, "I've decided, if I meet the man I like in the future, I will also use this trick to see if he will be caught." ”

"Yo yo yo! You girl, don't you want to get married! ”

Agarwood tapped the tip of her nose with a finger dipped in water, Forsythia was immediately unhappy, and poured the water in the basin on Agarwood, and for a while, the two laughed and scolded, and the whole yard echoed with cheerful laughter.