The paranormal phenomenon that is happening in front of me has obviously turned my perception upside down.

To make sure again that I wasn't dreaming, I immediately reached out and pinched my arm hard.

"Oh, why are you pinching me?" The little girl immediately turned around and glared at me viciously.

Well, and the pain, it seems that I am not really dreaming, so the strange things that happened today seem to make sense.

Seeing that I didn't mean to explain, the little girl rolled out the dead fish eyes, then pouted at me, and walked directly into my living room.

"Hey, don't go into the house with your shoes on!" I hurriedly reached out to stop it, and complained rather dissatisfied, "I just finished wiping the floor yesterday, and you will step on the dirty!" ”

The little girl didn't seem to take my words seriously, but hopped into the living room and sat down directly on the sofa.

Hey, forget it, just clean up after stepping on the dirt, I still don't have to worry about this little girl of unknown origin.

Wait a minute? Unknown origin......

I put my shoes in the rack, closed and locked the door, went to the kitchen and poured two glasses of juice on the coffee table, and sat down on the couch myself.

After some thought, I finally convinced myself that I was going to ask her about her origins.

I said...... You're not a local, are you? I bit my lip and asked, "What are you doing here?" ”

"When did I say I was from this world?" The little girl replied without hesitation.

"But look at your stupid look, you wouldn't believe me even if I said it, would you?"

She took a sip of the juice, then stretched out her hand and explained as she gestured:

"Just like I can't understand your elevator here, you can't understand the spells of our world, can you?"

Hey, what do you mean by comparing elevators to spells? Just because you only see the elevator, you think we only have the elevator here, right?

Don't look down on the crystallization of thousands of years of human wisdom so easily! Otherwise, you will see in minutes whether your head is hard or our steel beast is hard, and I apologize to the working people for generations!

"As for the purpose of my ...... here"

"Goo ————"

Just as I was getting to the point, I don't know whose stomach screamed, which made the atmosphere suddenly become a little awkward.

"Hey, do you have anything to eat? Give me the hour. The little girl said with a hint of command.

Children really can't escape the three laws: eating, playing, and sleeping.

But...... I don't seem to know her name yet, so it's not a good idea to keep calling each other "feed" like this.

"I don't call Hey, my name is He Wuqing, Nani's He, Single Wu, Aiqing's Qing, what about you?"

"What is Nani? What is a solo? What is Aiqing? The little girl was a little confused and asked the "three questions of the soul", "I have just come here, and I still don't know a lot of knowledge, so let's call you a coward for the time being!" ”

"It doesn't hurt to tell you my name." She said a little haughtily, "My name is Shaka.Yulim, do you understand?" ”

"Shaka. Yulim? That's a good name. I was a little bit impressed.

"But you also said that there is still some knowledge to learn, so for the sake of convenience, I will give you a name like ours, right?"

"Oh? Tell me about it? Shaka said with interest.

"Shaka, how is the surname Sha? It's called Shaka ......"

But after thinking about it, I found two things wrong: first, the name sounded a bit improper; The second is that when I read her name, my mind is full of "Bang, Shakaraka", which seems to be even more improper.

"No, then change the surname to Xia, how about calling Xiaka?"

"Hmm...... It's much better than the previous one, and you can count it as a bit of a taste. The little girl seemed pleased with the title, "Yes, my name in this world is as you say." ”

"But it's not my habit to call your name, I'll call you Lao Xia in the future!" I said half-jokingly.

I don't know if it will be worth living with such a young child.

"Your name is Lao Xia, and your whole family is Lao Xia!"

"Hey, wouldn't you like to make your little kid bigger?" I was bent on taking advantage of it, and continued to die, "Then you call me big brother?" ”

"I'll call you uncle!"

The little girl suddenly pounced on me with an unkind face, and bit me on the arm, and the ferocity was almost like the rhythm of tearing the flesh off.

"Oh, it's okay if you call him uncle! I was wrong aunt! Don't bite, dare next time! Dare next time! ”

After playing for a long time, I finally barely believed in the existence of that "other world", and I learned from her: The little kid in front of me, who doesn't look big, is actually a "Lori" who is more than a hundred years old, and even my ancestors can be at this age.

I don't know what the average life expectancy of people there is, but I always feel like she's fooling my son......

"I don't think you even know what Chinese is?" Putting aside the inconsequential troubles, I still asked, a little puzzled, "And how do you communicate with me now?"

"It's not annoying, it's all said it's a spell!" Xiaka looked angry, and his face was full of impatience, "That's how I communicate with small animals and monsters in that world, don't ask." ”

Doesn't it seem like I'm just a little creature in her eyes? Eh, something always feels wrong?

"Coward, I'm going to starve! Hurry up and make me something to eat! Sciaka patted the couch and urged again.

I seem to be a little hungry when she says this, but it looks like I'm going to have to cook for two people for dinner today, and I don't have enough ingredients left over yesterday.

That's it, I'd better go downstairs and buy some more food, I hope she can stay at home honestly.

"Well, I'll go out and buy some food, you can watch TV at home, and I'll cook for you when I come back."

After that, I put some washed fruit on the table, turned on the TV, and then walked out of the house with my shoes on.

As soon as I took two steps, I hesitated, then turned around and locked the door.

Although she knows some magic, she is still a little girl after all, and it is better to lock the door for safety.

After confirming that everything was correct, I left the house with peace of mind.

Glancing down the stairs from the exit, my legs trembled a little. Made, Lao Tzu will never take the stairs again in this life.

I just took the elevator downstairs. I have to say that the elevator is fast, although my house is high, it took less than a minute to go down to the 37th floor.

Illuminated by the warm light, I walked through the paths and clumps of flowers.

I unconsciously chose the shortest path, which shows that I am already familiar with every plant and tree here, and even the faces of every pedestrian.

Walking to the gate of the community, I also stopped and smiled and saluted the property uncle and doorman in the duty room, which was quite provocative.

Noticing my actions, the two men in the glass window immediately stopped talking.

And I, too, swaggered out of the gate of the community under their resentful eyes......