Chapter 242: You Kid Is Bad
"Damn! You dead Wang Jue, why don't you say hello when you come out! I'm talking to myself! I let you hear you, oh! No, why are you using my idiomatic language?"
Wang Jue stepped into the living room, Erha turned his head to look at him, and immediately shouted in shock, at the same time, the small body flew up from the chair and ran straight to the door.
When Erha was running in mid-air, his mouth was not idle, and he expressed dissatisfaction with Wang Jue's use of his special terminology.
"Come back, I've got something to say to you." Looking at Erha, who was like a frightened bird, Wang Jue's depressed mood was suddenly swept away.
The speed of this cargo is really fast, and when it arrived at the gate all of a sudden, the small body reversed in mid-air and landed smoothly on the ground.
"You fool me again, can I not run! If you don't run, you should beat me again, and the hero will not suffer the loss in front of him. ”
Erha looked at Wang Jue, although he was talking to him in his mouth, his small body was tense, ready to escape at any time.
"Just like you, dare to say that you are a hero? Say bad things about me behind my back, it's not a shame!"
Seeing this goods looking on full alert, Wang Jue felt very funny, he couldn't catch up with him at his own speed, there was no need for this product to be so nervous, it was pretended at a glance.
"Actually, I didn't say anything bad about you, you heard what you just said, and you didn't mention a word about you. Erha was definitely not convinced, and immediately defended himself.
"You guy, what are you running away from without mentioning a word about me? ”
"Can I not run, kick me if you want to, kick me, who knows if you will kick me again this time. ”
Erha pretended to be very aggrieved, not to mention, this performance is really a bit similar, people who don't know see it, they definitely think it's true, it seems that during the time with Wang Jue, there is no shortage of secret observation and learning.
"Come here, I promise not to kick you, I will do what I say, don't you know me?" Sitting on a chair in front of the coffee table, Wang Jue beckoned to Erha.
"Okay! I'll trust you this time. ”
Erha is very clear about his relationship with Wang Jue, and it is impossible to run away, as long as Wang Jue wants to arrest him, he will definitely be able to catch him.
Erha was lying on another chair, three feet away from Wang Jue, staring at Wang Jue with big eyes, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Erha, when I was at the top of the mountain, you said that I was going to be in trouble, and you really said it right, just now Sister Haixia teased me for a long time, and now I'm really a little worried about what will happen after they meet. ”
"They will definitely pinch up when they see it, and the women will also be jealous, although it is unlikely that they will fight, but the fight is unavoidable. ”
"Why are they jealous of the wind! This person is really, they are all full of food and have nothing to do, and it is better to cultivate well than anything, so they have to fight for what wind and what kind of jealousy. Experiencing Haixia's sarcasm about herself, Wang Jue couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
"You're so stupid, I don't know this, when two women fall in love with a man, can they not be jealous when they meet?
Erha's big eyes glanced at Wang Jue, twisted his little head to the side, and listened to the tone of this thing, there was a sense of hatred for iron and steel.
Syllable!
Wang Jue made a cold move and slapped the head of this thing, and Erha didn't pay attention, just let Wang Jue slap on the little head.
"Bastard, talk to me, can you not bring this fucking uncle, it sounds awkward. ”
"Dead Wang Jue, I protest, I protest to you seriously, don't hit my head again in the future, if you hit my head again, I will ...... I'll just ......"
Erha stared at Wang Jue with big eyes, raised one front paw high, and shouted at Wang Jue, as if he was swearing.
"What are you doing? Say it! It's against you!"
Seeing Erha pretending to be angry and helpless, Haixia's stomach of grievances almost disappeared.
"It's not good, I won't say anything, I don't say anything, I offend people with too many words, and people who work a lot love to make mistakes, can't I pretend to be dumb? ”
Erha didn't run away like before, his small body was lying on the chair, his two front paws covered his head, and his thick tail rolled up, blocking his entire back.
"Ignore me, don't you! Aren't you quite able to speak!" and then said, damn it, my head is getting harder and harder, and my hands hurt when I slap them. ”
From getting the fangs pendant to now, I have learned a lot about the character of this product, and other aspects are still familiar, such as the small body of this product, the more alchemy the faster, and the body is getting harder.
"I've also been cultivating for two days, and I'm still a little short of the limit of the seventh layer, this bastard ignores me, and it's boring to stay by myself. ”
Wang Jue raised his legs, sat cross-legged on the chair, reached out and patted the storage bag, took out more than a dozen medium-grade spirit stones, and began a short period of cultivation.
"Dead Wang Jue, I still know that I have cultivated, I still want to take a nap!
Erha muttered dissatisfied, raised his little head to look this way, and after confirming that Wang Jue had entered the cultivation state, he stood up and jumped off the chair, and quickly ran to the outside of the gate, which was where He Xiaojiu stayed.
Two days later, there was an aura of breakthrough cultivation from the master pavilion, and Erha turned his little head to look at it, and immediately turned back again.
"The fifth layer of Juyuan Realm, it must be that little girl named Jin Ruyun, who broke through her cultivation so quickly, and her qualifications are not bad. ”
As soon as Erha finished speaking, in the Master Pavilion, there was an aura of breakthrough cultivation, and his little head turned again.
"Miss Haixia has broken through to the Realm of Transformation and Xuan, and it has been less than two hours since she came to the Flying Immortal Sect, and her qualifications are much stronger than Jin Ruyun. ”
Erha said in his mouth, his four little paws straightened, his little head was close to the ground, his whole body was lying on the ground, and a pair of big eyes were staring straight in front of him.
"Wang Jue is in temporary retreat to cultivate, I can't just watch it outside, in case someone comes out and suddenly shouts loudly, it will definitely disturb him, I have to think of a way. ”
Erha thought in his heart, and naturally looked up, and at a glance he found a wooden board poked in the corner of the wall, and the cargo flew up and blinked in front of this wooden board.
"I carved the words on this wooden board and placed them at the door of the Master's Pavilion, so that when anyone who came saw the words I had engraved, they would not shout. ”
Thinking of this, Erha stretched out his right paw, popped out a sharp claw, put it on the wooden board to engrave, just when he was about to engrave, the claw suddenly stopped, this thing stared at the wooden board, I don't know what words to engrave.
Erha stared at the plank and was worried, he had never done such a thing, if it weren't for Wang Jue's retreat, worried about disturbing people, maybe he would never do this kind of thing.
"Yes, that's it. ”
After thinking about it for a while, the thing finally came up with what to engrave, and the retracted claws poked out again, and quickly carved a line of words on the wooden board, and the small body retreated to a foot away, looking at his masterpiece.
"The master is in retreat, don't disturb the idlers. ”
Erha muttered the eight words he had carved in his mouth, his little head shook like a literati, and he suddenly shook his little head when he read it, his body rushed forward, and he flew to the plank again, stretched out his little paws, and added four more words to the back.
"Wang Jue is in retreat, don't disturb the idlers, his uncle's. ”
This time, Erha read it in its entirety, nodded his little head, and seemed to be very satisfied with his masterpiece.
The wooden plank poked at the corner of the wall, and it was still more than a dozen feet away from the door, but it was difficult for Erha, with his ability, he could easily carry it to the gate by taking things from the air, leaning on a pillar next to the door.
"Master Erha, where is Wang Jue? Let's go, please tell him, we won't go in." ”
Erha was staring at his masterpiece and didn't know what to think, the voice of Tie Shan talking came from the air, and when he looked up, there were Dong Hao, Hou Jian, and Lao Hangtou standing next to Tie Shan.
"You're so choked, you can't speak quietly, didn't you see the sign I wrote? ”
Tie Shan's voice was not small, so frightened that Erha hurriedly poked out his little head to look inside the door, and saw that Wang Jue was not awakened, so he turned around and said to Tie Shan dissatisfied.
"Master Erha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just ...... I really didn't see this sign written by the master. ”
Tie Shan looked in the direction of Erha's paws, and when he saw the words engraved on this product, he almost laughed, and turned his head to see that this thing was very serious, Tie Shan immediately held back.
"Forget it, don't blame those who don't know, you also saw what I wrote, Wang Jue is in retreat, let's go!
"Well, thank you, Master Erha. ”
Tie Shan hugged his fist at Erha, showing a very respectful look for this goods, turned around and glanced at the other three, and Dong Hao and the three of them also hugged their fists at the same time.
After Erha watched the four of them fly out of the sky above the Master Pavilion, his small body was attached to the ground as he had just now, and a pair of big eyes were still staring straight in front of him, looking distracted.
"Lao Dong, Lao Hou, where are you two going! Lao Hang and I want to go to Hai Botao's house to live for a while, will you go too?"
The four of them quickly flew over the perception platform, obviously not wanting to go to the perception platform anymore, Tie Shan asked Dong Hao and Hou Jian.
"Lao Dong went to me, the vitality condensation should be almost full, and it would be wasted if he didn't put it away. ”
As soon as the Flying Immortal Sect's celebration banquet ended, Hou Jianma was about to return to his home on Flying Immortal Island, and only then did he remember that the vitality condensation that was almost full before he came was now likely to overflow from the jade spoon.
"It's okay, let's break up here for the time being!"
After flying over the perception platform for dozens of miles, the four of them were about to fly in different directions, Tie Shan finished speaking to the two, and flew towards the seaside fishing village with Lao Hangtou.
"Old madman, let's hurry up, I'm always a little unsteady in my heart, and I always think that if something happens, could it be that something has happened to my dome jade spoon tree. ”
After Hou Jian finished speaking, without waiting for Dong Hao to answer, he sped up his speed, and Dong Hao had no choice but to speed up and catch up.
"You old monkey has done too many bad things, and when it's your turn, you're always shocked, you family, what good things for others to steal. ”