Chapter 5: The Reaper of Death Reappears

I also talked to Xia Shuo about the prospect of space crops, the derailment of a certain celebrity, the practice of home-cooked cooking, ancient stargazing, and what brand of underwear does not pill, and so on, and this interview has finally entered the final stage.

"Yes, Mr. Nuclear Weapons, thank you again for your friendly cooperation." Xia Shuo said with a smile, "I hope to meet you again in the next interview, I wish you good health, goodbye~"

Where do you see that I'm a friendly fit? No matter how friendly people are, they won't be friendly when you ask them like this!

I don't want to meet you again next time, the first time I was on TV in my life ruined my three views, and I was disappointed in my hometown TV station!

Walking quickly out of the camera's range, I couldn't help but fall into deep thought again.

Hey, this is really outrageous, how come things that ordinary people can't touch once in half a lifetime have happened to me, and they are all piled up on the same day?

The plot direction is becoming more and more abnormal, and in order to prevent my three views from being refreshed and reset again, I simply stood in an open area on the side of the road^ and stopped a taxi to go home.

(PS: Open area: refers to a safe area where there are no tall objects such as trees or street lamps within a few meters, and lightning accidents will not occur.) )

Maybe it was because my nerves were so tense that I fell asleep as soon as I finished talking to the driver......

If it hadn't been for the driver's reminder to arrive at the station, I might have really become a large cargo thrown in the back seat and followed this uncle for a day's business.

However, the big thing is that since the renovation last year, the community where my house is located has also become a closed community, and a very conspicuous sign "no entry of foreign vehicles" has been hung at the entrance.

So I reluctantly settled the fare against the meter and took the 11th route to walk home.

Yes! Finally, I'm one step closer to home!

Now that I've entered the community, I have nothing to fear. When I have finished this journey, I will go home and marry and have a wife...... Phew, lie down on the couch and get a good night's sleep. (Covered in flags)

I embarked on the way home with excitement, not to mention, the scenery of the community after this renovation is really good.

The old cherry trees at the door have stood there for years, and in a sense, they are the veritable "doormen" of the community.

It's just that the guards in the community have changed several times, and they have never changed too much except for natural growth and flowering and fruiting again and again.

The trees on the side of the road were planted last year, and although they look the same as the former, I can still distinguish them well.

When I was a child, I was chased by the property staff of the community for breaking branches and stealing cherries to eat. That's why I didn't finish in the top three in the sprint in the school athletic meet, thanks to the property.

In the middle of the newly planted cherry blossom forest is a pond used for fish farming. The pond was already there, but it was renovated last year, and there are several layers of shiny granite tiles inside and out.

This place also impressed me because I used to pee in it when I was a child, and I wonder if the fish in it will thrive because of the nutrients I provide. (Too lacking in virtue)

Even the Grim Reaper sculpture in the middle of the pond is so eyebrow-eyed, there was nothing here originally, and it should have been newly added during the renovation.

Well, the sculpture moved, and it jumped in front of me all at once, and now the technology has ......

Hold a big grass! Technology you sister! How could a brain-dead designer put a sculpture of a man in a big black cloak in the community! Don't scare a heart attack when you go out in the middle of the night!

This isn't a sculpture at all, it's the Grim Reaper I just met this morning! Didn't you take my dog's life within the allotted time, did you come back?

"Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you." There was a very different sound from under the cloak than it had been in the morning.

Wait, is this a substitution? Could it be that the big brother of death in the morning has been fired for not completing the time-limited mission? What's going on with this sudden pity.

I glanced up slightly, and the big brother of death in front of me didn't seem to have a sickle, and he was much taller than me.

Hey, can you be a little more dedicated in what you do? Does it mean that you also have to follow the customs, know the law and abide by the law, and do not bring out your own controlled knives, for fear of affecting social order?

"Humans."

Looking down at me, Brother Death slowly spit out two words, and then there was a burst of angry and self-righteous whispers from under the hood:

"I ...... There is only one requirement. "

"Oops! You say what you say, little one listens! "

Hearing this master mention the conditions, I was naturally ecstatic to take over the words, maybe my little life can be saved, maybe maybe I can't say? (Achievement: Make a Deal with the Devil.)

"Let me go to your house."

??????

It's time for He Wuqing's daily confusion again.

Unexpectedly, after the president of Liling Central Hospital, I met another big gay today! I can think about you asking me to sell my soul, but I didn't expect you to be a god of death who covets my body, you are cheap!

Looking at the tall and muscular figure in front of me, I couldn't help but start to make up for the days after I lived with this noble version of the Grim Reaper......

This big brother of death likes to cook, well, every day there will be a tiger-backed and bear-waisted muscular demon in the house wearing our family's love apron, and he will fry a few souls for me to eat when he is idle, and the whole family is filled with a warm atmosphere.

Go away! Who wants to eat souls! Not even my favorite cumin-flavored soul!

Vomit...... Just thinking about this picture, I have to vomit last year's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner! It's even more disgusting than eating a pound of pig intestine sashimi!

Even if my mother's solo has been a single aristocrat for sixteen years, breaking the red steel bars that Yue Lao pulled for me, and blocking the intercontinental missile of love that Cupid fired at me, it doesn't mean that there is a problem with my sexual orientation!

"Dead ...... Brother Death, don't! Please spare me! "

The plot of Brother Jie and Ah Wei suddenly appeared in my mind, and Brother Death slowly took off his glasses and shouted at me: "Let me be healthy!" "

"Wow, that's troublesome." Brother Death muttered impatiently, and then actually began...... Undressed?

Hey, hey! I'm just making up for a joke, you're really here!

It's a community! This is not possible in public! Gotta find a place where no one is...... No, no, no, that's not okay, I'm not gay! Help me!