Chapter 199: You Also Eat Vinegar in Your Last Life?
How many women were there in a past life?
Can this question be answered?
I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I say it.
Chen Lang did not have a hobby of "stamp collecting" in his previous life, and he did not calculate how many women he had in-depth genetic exchanges.
However, if we extrapolate in years, we can also get an approximate figure.
Throwing away the first few decades, because psychologically he couldn't accept being transformed into an immortal monster by the dragon soul and dragon blood, which led to physical self-abandonment, broken jars and broken falls, so that he soaked in the green building every day and died of drunken dreams.
For more than 700 years after accepting his fate, as a super man, his physiological needs are far better than those of ordinary men, so basically five or six times a month are still there.
Twelve months in a year, multiplied by eight hundred ......
it!
Tynyima is terrifying!
You can't even say that you are killed!
Subconsciously, for the profligate skeleton of his previous life, Chen Lang stubbornly believed that he was just going with the flow and had to do it as a last resort.
On the moral level, no one can judge and despise themselves!
Tracing back to the roots, he is also a victim.
Moreover, in the previous life, when he went to the Qinglou to go to Goolan, not only the court agreed, but he was also cited by the merry scholars as a graceful affair.
The general environment is like this, why should I spend money to have fun, and I have contributed to the market economy of feudal society, why should I feel guilty?
Besides, choose a place to live, and love with a white head, don't you want it?
But Lao Tzu is not worthy, as an outlier, whoever you fall in love with and marry is a scourge.
I'm so hard!
Chen Lang sighed in his heart, looked at Lin Miaotong fixedly, and held back a sentence for a long time.
"That...... Do you want to eat vinegar from your previous life? β
"I'm not jealous." Lin Miaotong's expression was very calm, "I just want to know, do you have anyone who has passed eight hundred years and still can't forget." β
"Nope." Chen Lang secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
"Husband, I won't eat this kind of flying vinegar for no reason, I think it's better to say something than to hold it alone and endure it. Of course, if you feel that it is your privacy, you can not say it. β
"I really don't have that." Chen Lang said with a sad face, "I haven't even been married in my previous life, so how can I never forget someone." If I had to say that there were, it would be my parents. β
"Okay, wait until you want to talk." Lin Miaotong nodded, and the emanation of the corners of her forehead gave Chen Lang a charming smile.
She walked to the bathroom door and suddenly turned back again.
"Husband, you say, will I be the one you can't forget in your previous life? God wants to compensate us and let us meet in this life? β
I'm Nima, what a magical brain circuit?
The ancient saying Mary Sue drama is too poisoned, right?
Chen Lang felt like he was about to close himself.
Lin Miaotong didn't ask any more questions, and went into the bathroom after speaking.
Then he closed the door, turned on the exhaust and spray, squatted on the ground, and howled like a helpless child.
She forced herself to accept the fact that Chen Lang was a cultivator, but when she turned around, when she was alone, the helpless panic that she had forced in her heart was all released.
Immortality, is it possible?
What if I can't live forever?
What if I age too quickly?
Why should I ask you to be honest with me again and again?
It would be nice if I didn't know anything, at least I could not think so much, at least we could have a sweet and happy decade together.
And now......
Chen Lang, do you know, you are like the sand in my hand, no matter how careful I am and how hard I try, he will eventually slip through his fingers.
Lin Miaotong stayed in the bathroom for an hour, and when she came out, Chen Lang was already lying on the bed.
Chen Lang looked at this woman, who was a peerless stunner no matter how she looked at it, and said softly: "Sleep, I'll talk about it tomorrow if I have something." If you don't want to go to work, you can rest at home for a few days and I'll help you take time off. β
In fact, his heart was also in turmoil.
He didn't tell Lin Miaotong that with his ear power, even if the water flow and exhaust sound in the bathroom were ten times louder, he could strip away the noise and hear Lin Miaotong's crying clearly.
Lin Miaotong didn't say anything, reached out and pulled on her back, and the white bathrobe slid down the crook of her legs, revealing her slender and straight legs.
She rode onto Chen Lang's body, wrapped her arms around Chen Lang's neck, and kissed Chen Lang's lips deeply......
When he woke up in the morning, Chen Lang still felt surprised.
Last night's Lin Miaotong was as if she had been beaten with chicken blood, and she became extremely excited and crazy, and the two of them did it twice in a row before she lost her strength. For the Honored Academy
However, madness comes at a price, it's almost noon, Lin Miaotong is still asleep, and she doesn't mean to wake up at all.
Chen Lang didn't quarrel with her, and when Yun Qiqi came over to call her to eat, he closed the door and went to the restaurant with Yun Qiqi.
It's strange, except for Lin Miaotong, the family is neat today, and even Wang Guizhi and Lin Guoping have come to the restaurant on this side of the main building.
The meal was cooked by Yang Lan and Fang Qian, and it was very hearty, but Chen Lang really didn't have much appetite.
"Chen Lang, what about Tongtong, why don't you come down?" Lin Guoping asked.
Chen Lang looked at Lin Guoping's face that was scratched, and knew that it was Wang Guizhi's masterpiece, and said lightly: "She's so tired these days, she's asleep, and she hasn't gotten up yet, let her sleep a little longer." β
Wang Guizhi forced his upper body, and said in a weird manner: "If it weren't for you, Tongtong would be so tired?" β
Chen Lang gave a perfunctory "um", ignored her, turned his face to Yang Lan and said, "Godmother, how is your restaurant?" Because I've been delayed for so long, it won't affect the progress, right? β
Yang Lan smiled: "It doesn't matter." Mr. Guo helped me hire a special designer and decoration team, and the progress was not only not left behind, but also advanced. If it goes well, I am ready to open on Tanabata and take advantage of the good days to have a good fortune. β
Tanabata?
Tanabata is Tongtong's birthday.
Chen Lang opened his phone and looked at it, there were still four days.
"Well, okay. What time are you ready to open? I have something to do on the night of Tanabata, I'm afraid I won't be able to be there. β
"It's important that you're busy." Yang Lan said.
"Seventy-seven, what about you? School is almost starting soon, right? How's the dance and vocal practice? Chen Lang asked again.
"It's okay. Why don't I jump to show you? Yun Qiqi said with a smile.
"Okay, go back to your dance studio and let my brother enjoy your dancing."
After speaking, Chen Lang was silent, and he buried his head in eating without a chopstick.
You don't exist as a mother?
Here, Wang Guizhi was decisively unhappy, asking and asking, all of them were irrelevant people, my mother-in-law, you took it as air.
"Chen Lang, who did you provoke, this is both patrol and security, and we are forbidden to go out, not allowed to contact the outside world, it is like squatting in a prison, should you explain it to us?"
"What do you want?" Chen Lang put down his chopsticks and said slowly.
Wang Guizhi jumped up: "What kind of attitude do you have?" My home is sealed, can't I ask? If you get into trouble, even if you want to be killed by you, you have to let us die to understand, right? β
"Well, that's not too much to ask. Have you ever heard of Zhongzhou Feng's Jewelry? I'm messing with the Feng family. β
"Fung's jewelry? Fung Jewelry, the No. 1 Jewelry Firm in Hot Summer? β
Wang Guizhi was so frightened that she sat back in her chair.
A fierce woman like her naturally wouldn't know that the Feng family takes all the black and white, and the background of the mountain army on the Burmese border is back, but just the four words of Feng's jewelry are enough to break Wang Guizhi's psychological defense.
You must know that Feng Yinglong is a huge rich man who has been in the top ten of the Forbes rich list for many years, with assets of more than 100 billion. Jewelry is only the main business of Feng's, and its industrial chain involves real estate, financial venture capital, shipping and transportation, and emerging Internet media, which can be called all-encompassing.
Lin Guoping and Lin Miaohong's faces also changed, and they asked in a panic, "Isn't the Feng family a serious businessman?" How would a murderer be hired? β
"You're really not good at what you asked." Wang Guizhi pointed at Lin Guoping and scolded, "The Feng family is so rich, what kind of person can't you find?" What's a surprise to hire a few killers? β
As he spoke, his eyes turned to Chen Lang, patted his hand on his chest, and muttered, "And you, Feng Shi, you dare to offend?" Can't you just let us have a few days of peaceful birthdays? Who can stand being scared all day long? β
Before Chen Lang could squeak, Lin Guoping frowned and pondered: "That's not right! β
"Dad, what's wrong?" Lin Miaohong asked.
"If it's really Chen Lang who stirs up trouble? How could the patrol come to protect him? This shows that Chen Lang is at least legally defensible. Chen Lang, why did Feng kill you? You can say it, and we can figure it out together. I don't believe that in a society governed by the rule of law, no matter how rich he Feng is, he can still reverse black and white! β
"Innocent!" Wang Guizhi was unceremoniously sarcastic.
NaΓ―ve indeed.
Chen Lang said: "Don't bother with you, I'll take care of it myself." If you're afraid of being affected by me, you'd better move out and break free from me. β
If you want to take the opportunity to drive the old lady away, not to mention the doors and windows.
Wang Guizhi's eyes rolled around, and he sneered: "Tongtong and I, the husband on the stall is really similar, and you are naΓ―ve enough." Will it be okay to move out? People don't know that I'm your mother-in-law, or don't they know that Tongtong is your wife? β
"I'll protect Tongtong."
"Cut! I was almost killed, and I still protect Tongtong, what do you do to protect Tongtong? Take the mouth? β
"Take your life!"
"Who wouldn't say nice things, but does it make sense?"
"Oh, then I'll say something meaningful." Chen Lang tapped his fingers on the table, with a smile on his face, "Otherwise, if you are given a sum of money and sent you and your father abroad to avoid the limelight, you will be treated as a mental loss." When the time comes, depending on the situation, you will come back after the limelight has passed. β
"How much?" Wang Guizhi's eyes suddenly lit up, and he asked busily.
Frankly speaking, she is really afraid of being implicated, and it is not a good way to take refuge abroad.
Not only can you protect yourself, but also travel abroad, killing two birds with one stone, why not.
"How much do you want?" Chen Lang was overjoyed.
For him now, things that can be solved with money are really not a problem.