The face was dark.

"I must marry a daughter-in-law who can cook in the future."

Qin Heng's face was determined.

Lin Xi picked up his face.

It's probably really ten fingers that don't touch the spring water, basically there are few people around me who can cook, it seems that only the eldest brother can cook at home, and the cooking is very delicious, and then Xu Jiazhi can cook, and it is also very fragrant.

Except for the two of them...... Oh, yes, there is also Brother Gu Ye, Brother Gu also knows how to cook.

Lin Xi picked up ten fingers and did not touch the spring water, and the summer rain was the same, it was too big, tried to go into the kitchen, and his hands were scalded by the oil, and then he never entered the kitchen again, and he didn't go in alive or dead.

In the end, Zheng Ran finally made a black steak out, and both sides were browned.

Looking at the black steak, the three of them were a little difficult to swallow.

In the end, Lin Xi stretched out a chopstick, took a small bite, chewed twice, and then swallowed the jujube directly in three or two times, and made an evaluation without changing his face: "Salty." ”

I didn't eat the failed dishes in the end, and the three of them ate white rice with the old godmother last night.

"Little cabbage, yellow in the ground, only three years old, no mother's ......"

However, He Yuxin proposed: "Xishi Yuanyuan and you want to learn to cook, I will teach you." ”

Tan Yuanyuan didn't really want to learn, but after thinking about it, he would have to stay here for a few days, and it would be good to learn a little fur, at least not to misplace the salt and sugar.

"Okay."

Tan Yuanyuan should be down, and Lin Xishi has no opinions.

"Thank you."

After eating, the three girls went into the kitchen.

"Preheat the pan first, then put oil ......"

He Yuxin didn't do anything, and instructed on the side.

After the fire was turned on, Lin Xishi and Tan Yuanyuan stood on the stove one left and one right, watching the bottom of the pot turn red, and then far away, they blocked it with the lid of the pot and splashed the oil.

"Much more!"

He Yuxin raised his forehead: "Are you going to blow up something when you put so much?" ”

If there is no way, I have to change it to fried crispy pork.

Tan Yuen Yuen cut meat.

Because I was afraid of cutting my hand, the knife was far away from my hand, and the meat I cut up was not regular at all, and it was a large piece.

However, since it is fried crispy meat, the impact is not great, which is a minor problem.

Lin Xi picked up the meat slowly.

The oil temperature has risen, the oil is splashing, Lin Xishi just put the meat down, the oil splashed up, Lin Xishi sensitively dodged, but his hands were still burned by the oil.

"It's okay!"

Tan Yuanyuan and He Yuxin were in a hurry to care.

Tan Yuanyuan hurriedly went to get the medicine, and He Yuxin brought water for Lin Xishi to soak his fingers in.

The palms of his hands were red, and there was a small blister on his fingers.

Hurt.

Lin Xixian frowned, is it really still clumsy and can't cook? "It's okay, don't make too much fuss, soak for a while and you'll be fine."

Lin Xishi endured the pain and comforted Tan Yuanyuan.

The palms of the hands were dense, like pins pricked, and the indescribable pain was like a burning fire.

Tsk, the oil temperature is too high, there is no experience, and the oil splashed up when you put it down is too high.

"If you don't learn, you don't learn, it's good to be hungry, the loss is too great."

Tan Yuanyuan rubbed some medicine on her, and then decisively gave up studying.

"I'm sorry......"

He Yuxin apologized, looking very guilty: "If it weren't for me......"

"It's okay, Yuxin, you're also kind."

Tan Yuanyuan shook his head.

Lin Xishi also lightly "um"

sighed, this is really no wonder to others, He Yuxin's starting point is also to teach them to cook, they are opponents, and it is a good thing to be willing to teach them, and it is too much to take a bite in turn.

"Sorry, sorry......"

She still kept apologizing, but her drooping eyes, the camera and the places that others couldn't see, were the pride of the treacherous scheme.

The delicate eldest lady can hurt herself even if she deep-fried crispy meat...... Unfortunately, it was the hands, not the face, that were splashed with oil.

Out of the kitchen, everyone gathered in the living room after dinner, Lin Xishi sat cross-legged on the sofa, holding a pillow in his hand, and talked to the program team with a smile.

"Director, you can't waste food, right......"

The director really didn't dare to agree casually, this girl was shrewd, she must be holding back some tricks.

But it shouldn't be bad, after a few seconds of silence, the director still replied: "It's not very good......

"What is called is not very good! Director, let me tell you, this grain is hard, and it's shameful to waste food! How can you use the word should! ”

Qin Heng assisted, with a dissatisfied face, and spoke in a small scolding tone.

“……”

"So......"

Lin Xi smiled very sweetly: "Look, we don't know how to cook, but there are so many ingredients, it's really not that we are shrewd, we are just a few young people, but we feel that it's shameful to waste...... So, I want to make a deal with the program team......"

Director: "......"

And so it was.

"Tell me, what do you want?"

In the end, the director had no choice but to give in.

"According to the market price, a pound of meat can be exchanged for a box of instant noodles."

Director: "I didn't even think about it. ”

Hearing this, Lin Xishi took a big breath and took a turn: "Of course, our relationship, iron, must not be calculated according to the market price, fifteen bags!" ”

"Five bags!"

"Twelve bags!"

"Eight bags are not negotiable."

"Ten bags."

Lin Xishi looked at the director team sincerely.

“…… Deal. ”

In the end, Lin Xi picked up those ingredients and exchanged them for a lot of things that could be eaten quickly, not only instant instant noodles and vermicelli, but also various self-heating small hot pots, self-heating rice, and instant dumplings.

Lin Xishi divided these ingredients into five or five and divided them with Tan Yuanyuan.

Tan Yuanyuan looked sluggish: "I changed a lot, I thought that at most one pound of meat could be exchanged for two or three bags." ”

After all, a person as shrewd as a director can't get you that much.

Lin Xi hooked his lips and smiled: "The foreshadowing in front is for the future, first say the conditions that are impossible to agree, and slowly lower them, they will feel that they have earned, but in fact, we will never lose." ”

“……”

The director looked angry when he heard this: "When we are not there? You can't say it secretly! ”

I know that this girl has no good words in her mouth, damn, he is so smart and witty and scolded that he is the most perverted director, and he is not one of the people who actually lost in the hands of a little girl, it is too faceless.

Liu Yuchen was shocked, he could still play like this?! It was as if he had opened the door to a new world.

The director has a lot of old tears.

Therefore, the director is even more ruthless, as the top of the food chain of the program group, he directly changes the rules of the game.

If they cut off their electricity during the day, from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. at night, if they don't give power, they will turn off the power switch directly.

Lin Xishi was also stunned by the shameless behavior of the director team: "Director! Don't bring it with you! This is a cheating, stinky and shameless! ”

The director brazenly replied: "No way, I'm the director." ”

Seeing Lin Xi's appearance, the director was finally refreshed, and his boredom was swept away.

I don't know why, I'm very happy to see Lin Xi pick up and eat.

Finally got her back into the pit.

He is so old, and he is not a public figure, he is a behind-the-scenes person, he doesn't need such a thing as a face, it's just an old face, it's lost, he's generous, he doesn't want it, whoever he loves wants wants it.

But Lin Xishi changed his mind again: "Actually, we are not the ones who suffer the most. ”

Liu Yuchen accosted and cried with a sad face: "Director, we didn't say anything......

Yes, it is still Liu Yuchen and He Yuxin's group that is involved, their group does not have these fast food, they can only cook by themselves, relatively speaking, if they need to collect firewood, their group needs more time, while the Lin Xi group only needs to boil some hot water.

“……”

Oops, overlooked.

This is obviously out of the trajectory of the script, and the program team can't come back, so he has to continue to mess around.

But for now, it's more interesting and engaging than the original script.

This show can now be renamed "On the Years of Guests Fighting Wits and Courage with the Director Team"

It's all a blast! originally thought that this time the guests, four are idols, two actors, and the idol burden is very heavy, but this time it is completely driven by Zheng Ran, but I never expected that the laughter in this issue is all on those idols.

Although Zheng Ran did not disappoint them, he had a strong sense of variety shows.

But it was a surprise that Lynsey picked them up.

Lin Xi, a calculating little expert, is so bad that if you are not careful, you will fall into her routine.

Qin. Maintain the image. Delicate boy. Heng succumbed to Lin Mei's coercion.

Tan Yuanyuan is a simple person, stupidly unable to distinguish between the southeast and the northwest, the program team's secret poke and poke tricks, she didn't find any of them, she was nervous, and she relied on cuteness to get by.

It seems that He Yuxin, who is also a pampered rich girl, is actually a gentle and virtuous girl, who can cook and clean housework, and is simply a model wife.

After negotiating with the program team, everyone went upstairs for a lunch break, and at three o'clock in the afternoon, they packed up and went out to collect firewood.

It's really uncomfortable, I can only look around for broken firewood on the ground, and because this is in January, it rains from time to time, so there is very little firewood that can be used, and I can't find much in the afternoon.

"I want to go home......"

Tan Yuanyuan pouted, teary eyes: "I'm just here to make money to read comics, I knew that it was so hard that I wouldn't come to record, so I won't watch it!" ”

Looking at Tan Yuanyuan's resolute face, Lin Xishi also felt that it was not easy.

The director still has some means, and he can force senior comic lovers to this extent, which is equivalent to making Tan Yuanyuan give up his husband and wife.

"The garden is good, the eyes of the majority of netizens are bright, when the show is broadcast, netizens will definitely ask for justice for our garden cuties!"

Zheng Ran covered his face and pretended to cry, full of righteous words.

The director smiled: "Young man, do you think I will let such a negative energy section in the later stage be cut in?" ”

Tan Yuanyuan: "......"

Zheng Ran: "......"

It's an old fox when he opens his mouth, and he can't fight.

However, because of this, Brother Chenzi and He Yuxin were involved, Lin Xishi was also sorry in his heart, and discussed it with the three of them, and finally felt that he would help Liu Yuchen and them, after all, they just boiled water, and they really didn't need so much.

Liu Yuchen was moved: "Sure enough, at the most critical moment, it is my sister who is the most reliable, and Brother Chenzi knows that this will be the case!" ”

Lin Xishi: "...... Don't, Brother Chenzi, you didn't say this just now, I guess you have to scold my ancestors for eighteen generations. ”

“……”

So, this touching plastic "brother and sister relationship"

It only lasted for a short three seconds.

At half past five in the afternoon, I went home.

It was the first time in his life to do this kind of rough work, Lin Xishi was quite unaccustomed to it, and after an afternoon, his back hurt.

The same goes for others.

Almost all of them are people with an innocent family background, and after doing this, they are tired as if they have fallen apart.

The director was finally kind once, and didn't let them drill wood to make fire like their ancestors, and the director finally didn't feel so heartbroken, and gave them lighters mercifully.

After dinner was settled, it was only eight o'clock in the evening, it was already dark, and it was still two hours before ten o'clock when the call came, so we were given candles and sat in the living room.