Jiang Yi's arrangement is to interview three companies in one day, he has insufficient work experience, low education, and not very outstanding image, to put it bluntly, he is not outstanding in all aspects, and he is a mediocre dick man with no characteristics. But he has a high spirit, he thinks beautifully, and he always feels that he has hidden infinite and valuable talents and abilities, as long as there is a good platform for him to display, he will be able to become a business boss in the future, and no matter how bad he is, he can become a Chu Qiao in the industry.

It is not surprising that young people have unrealistic dreams. It's also normal to be struck by reality as a matter of course. However, the protagonist of our story, Jiang Yi, is very good at summarizing, which is rare and worthy of recognition.

After looking for a job for half a month in a row, the results were not very satisfactory, he realized that the self-judgment above the top is unrealistic self-righteousness, this kind of blind confidence is quite annoying in anything, and the practical meaning of self-appreciation is: not flattering, not proud. So he learned from the pain and changed his strategy.

In fact, the biggest reason is that he is about to run out of food and drink the northwest wind, and he doesn't have the conditions to sing a high profile, so he decided to lower the standard to win by quantity, focus on interviews, and then choose the best.

However, from the beginning, the signs were not very good. Early in the morning, his stomach joked with him, and he never stopped gurgling, and he had always been very tenacious in eating Haisai's stomach, but at this time he was guilty of diarrhea.

Roll up his sleeves and take a look, yo, it's 8:50, (seeing that it's about to reach the agreed interview time) but he has to solve it quickly, he doesn't want to hold it back, and spray a pants during the interview.

Hurriedly looking for the toilet, the outer pants and underwear were picked up together, I didn't want to waste time, and I was trying to hurry up and put a big move.

"Hmm......" Jiang Yi was brewing, and was just about to exert his strength to have a good time, when he suddenly heard the sound of high heels, getting closer and closer, and then clearly felt that the arrival person entered the compartment on his left.

A somewhat cold girl came from next door:

"Okay, that's it, then let's ...... this project"

"Poof...... Boom...... Poof"

Jiang Yi still couldn't hold back in the end, and poured thousands of miles next door.

Qin Sainan frowned, listening to the fart sound next to him, which was like a second kick, and decisively changed the ear of the mobile phone that was still talking.

The person on the phone was strange and asked her, "What sound?" ”

Qin Sainan's face remained unchanged and replied, "Oh, someone fired a cannon." ”

Jiang Yi, who continued to 'set off the cannon', was very depressed, and he couldn't hold it back if he wanted to, so he could only let him fire freely. Moreover, he also wondered, how could a woman come in, could it be that the company's toilets were shared by men and women? Or did you just read the wrong sign and go to the wrong toilet?

After finally feeling comfortable, he hurriedly lifted his pants, intending to flash before the woman next door came out, otherwise, it would be too embarrassing.

Unexpectedly, the woman pushed the door out at the same time.

The two looked at each other, each with surprise and suspicion written in their eyes.

Then they all looked at the door number, Jiang Yi breathed a sigh of relief, the word 'male' was clearly dangling on the door.

What about this woman?

Just when he wanted to accuse him confidently, how did this woman enter the men's toilet indiscriminately, the other party had quickly withdrawn a series of expressions such as surprise and stunned, and replaced them with a calm and calm expression, as if he had entered the wrong women's toilet and should be more embarrassed. And she glanced at him obliquely, the slight tilt of her head seemed to be condescending to look at his arrogance, it was like a silent threat to him, "What's the matter, the old lady just went into the wrong men's toilet, and when she entered, you dare to have an opinion?" 'Same.

Look at the action of people bypassing him very calmly and naturally, and going to the sink to wash their hands, that group is calm. And unhurriedly, he pulled the tissue and began to wipe his hands carefully.

Jiang Yi was stunned, and then thought about it, you are not ashamed of the woman who entered the wrong sanitary napkin, I have nothing to be embarrassed about, but I ignored the shame that I had stimulated others at close range with my like a second kick just now.

He also pretended to be fine, walked over to wash his hands in a grand manner, and then found that there was no water at all, and his two hands danced back and forth around the pool, but there was not a drop of water.

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The woman next to him might have seen that he was really embarrassed, and spit out a word as if ordering. There was an unmistakable sense of oppression in the cold voice.

"Oh, hehe" Jiang Yi smirked a few times, unconsciously echoing her, but the beauty ignored him anymore and straightened her hair in the mirror.

After washing his hands, Jiang Yi was about to take out a tissue to wipe his hands, but found that the tissue box was empty, and the last tissue was being held by the woman.

"Uh, can you let me wipe ...... too" Before Jiang Yi finished speaking, she saw her mercilessly crumpling the last tissue into a ball, glanced at him, and then threw it directly into the paper basket in the corner, and then, with her toes high, walked out of the men's toilet without looking back.

"I'll wipe it, I'm sick" Jiang Yiqing held his wet hands, looking inexplicable.

Helplessly, he wiped the water on his trouser legs, and after sorting out his image again, he hurriedly found the company to interview and found that the first round of interviews had begun.

There were two large sofas outside the reception room, and more than a dozen people waiting for interviews sat there, silently observing each other. There is only one person, a thin and tall boy, who looks like he should be a recent college graduate, with a fresh hairstyle, a delicate and handsome face, a quiet expression but a very detached posture, he is stuck in headphones, squinting his eyes, and standing alone against the wall with his hands on his chest. It's a stark contrast to those of you who are crammed into the couch.

This young man is very handsome, which attracts girls to keep peeking, especially a big-eyed girl sitting diagonally opposite, not only her eyes are bright and her face is swollen and red, her smile is also very weird, and her hands are not idle, she has been taking pictures of people from various angles, and then Jiang Yi saw her with exaggerated text, and the news of accidentally meeting such a beautiful and fresh meat brother was widely advertised in the circle of friends, Weibo, and S. Jiang Yi pouted silently, and spit on the superficial behavior of these girls who were so obsessed with men and couldn't extricate themselves. Then he also took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the handsome little guy and posted it to a circle of friends.

After sitting bored for a while, Jiang Yi began to peek at the interview situation in the reception room through the crack in the door, and he could vaguely hear the conversation inside.

"Why do you want to join our company?" The interviewer who asked this was a young girl with black-rimmed glasses. HR has always given people the feeling of being cautious and coordinated, but this little girl doesn't seem to be very professional, so after a while, after her interview, she passed the answer to the question regardless of whether it was stumbling or not.

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