"You're a lawyer?"

"Of course, how? Look at the legal profession is not as beautiful as me? Hum! I am the beauty and wisdom of the coexistence. ”

"Sister-in-law."

"What? What? Did I hear me right? Are you and my sister going to divorce? Call me sister-in-law again, you are really good at pretending, why didn't you call me so in front of my father and mother just now. Actually, you and my sister are okay at all, you just don't like spending a lot of money during the New Year, and you want to come to our house......"

"No, my wife and I are really going to divorce."

"For those who have been in the society for many years, I advise you that marriage is not easy, but do it and cherish it. You opened a room with your wife, my sister, a few days ago, and you thought I had quarreled with you, so you were clamoring for a divorce these days? Tsk, it seems that I don't want to get married, the idea of being lonely for life, that's right, men are unreliable, marriage is the grave of love. ”

"Then if you don't get married, you will die without a place to be buried."

"What? You repeat? ”

"Is it painful to get married, you won't know until you get married, and there is a lot of happiness it brings you, you can't never walk because you're afraid of crossing the street, and you can't prick your hand when you help it because of the evil of the scorpion, and you won't help it next time."

"What a mess, I said this brother-in-law who came from afar, you are full of this poisonous chicken soup in your head every day, it's strange if you don't divorce, I entered the hotel room last time, I saw it, my sister, she is not a fuel-efficient lamp, forget it, if you leave, leave it, but you bear with it, wait for me to finish the assessment in half a year, get a lawyer's certificate, you come to me to fight a lawsuit, I will give you a 20% discount, anyway, we are all relatives, I also thought, instead of begging grandpa to sue grandma, it is better to rely on yourself, What's more, I regretted it when I told my parents, Sunny couldn't give our family a free lawsuit, you must know that he is a junior partner, and the level of taking the case has changed. The small case of a full-risk agent is definitely not worth it, and besides, my relationship with her is not so good. ”

"With a character like yours, college roommates don't get along well, and it's really difficult to get married."

"What do you say? I don't want to find it, it's not that I can't find it, these are completely two concepts, if I want to get married, I can find it in the next second. ”

"Sister-in-law, will you speak too exaggeratedly, if you say it in the next second, except for your parents outside the house, I will be left."

"I just reacted and got out!! Who let you in? This is my boudoir, where my unmarried daughter lives, and you are a married woman and a man......"

"Girl, you live with your mother tonight, and this house is for your brother-in-law."

"What? Mother, there are still a lot of my personal belongings in this house, how can I let outsiders live in it casually? ”

"You mean that?"

The "brother-in-law" held a sanitary napkin next to the bed in his hand and handed it to Kui Yiyu.

"You, you ......"

Kui Yiyi's face instantly turned red to the base of her neck.

"It's okay, I used to buy it for your sister before, maybe you're right, I'm too real, so I don't understand romance at all, your sister can't look down on me, and it's understandable."

"Mother! Can we live in this house? Knock this brother-in-law over and sleep with my father. ”

"No, your father has to get up early tomorrow, kill the pig before dawn, and slaughter it during the day, there is a ...... in our village"