Chapter 515: Geometry of Life
Shangguan Yu didn't drink alcohol, in the last life, due to Zhao Zhen's death, he brought a lot of foreign wine and drank it in the Yuehua Pavilion, and as a result, he had a relationship with Sena who came to find him.
So after that, he didn't drink much for fear of making a mistake. But this time he still drank too much, but he didn't have to be in the last life in Yuehua Pavilion, that time he was drunk and unconscious, although he was drunk this time, he was still sober, he knew that it must be his own alcohol increase, which may have something to do with his super ability constantly improving.
Not only can he fight, but now he has obtained two super abilities: the sixth sense of superconsciousness and the power of mind, these two abilities have been used by him very well in today's Jinyuan Gambling House.
But it was said that the two of them were on the roof, a whole roast duck was eaten, and a jar of wine packed with ten catties was also drunk for more than half.
Shangguan Yu was drunk and panicked, so he stood up and walked to the edge of the ridge and urinated below.
Xia Xiaomi also drank too much, sat on the roof, pointed to Shangguan Yu's back, and said with a smile: "Brother Shangguan, you are too unparticular, you defecate everywhere, and you will be fined five yuan!" ”
Shangguan Yu's body swayed, and Xia Xiaomi said behind him: "Be careful, don't fall down." ”
After urinating, coupled with the wind blowing, I couldn't help but feel a spirit all over my body, and after waking up more than half of the wine, Shangguan Yu realized that he was a little too much, turned around and said, "I'm sorry, sister, my brother is a bit too much." ”
Xia Xiaomi waved her hand and said, "It's okay, what do we have to do with it?" The friendship between the two lives, the brothers of life and death, do you need to care about such a subsection? It's a pity that my Xia Xiaomi is just a daughter, and I can't pee with my eldest brother, haha! ”
"Let's go, go down, you've drunk a lot, even if you're not drunk, I guess your stomach will definitely not be able to hold out, right?"
Shangguan Yu said, summoned Mizhi, grabbed the bottom of Mizhi with one hand, and flew up with Xia Mi with the other.
Xia Xiaomi said wine: "I'm not drunk, I can still drink!" I'm going to fly with you! ”
This little girl still has a jar of wine with not much wine left in her arms.
"You have it," Shangguan Yu flew back to the guest room with her.
Yan Chen came over and covered his nose and said, "I said how much wine did your brother and sister drink?" ”
Xia Xiaoxiao smiled and said, "Not much, sister-in-law, just seven or eight pounds." ”
"Seven or eight pounds?" Yan Chen was surprised and said, "You two have drunk so much, don't you want to die?" ”
"Sister Yan," Shangguan Yu said, "You help her and take her out for convenience, and I will accompany you." ”
"Yes, Brother Yu." Yan Chen agreed, and she was also used to the names that the members of Brother Yu's team called him. 、
Out of the inn, Yan Chen helped Xia Xiaomi into a small alley to solve it, and Shangguan Yu was guarding outside.
Xia Mi came out of the alley after finishing and immediately became more energetic, and said, "If only I could take a bath." ”
"Don't be too late, this is the Otherworld, or the ancient Otherworld of the last days, fooling around overnight." Shangguan Yu said.
Xia Xiaomi said: "What the last days, what ancient, what otherworld, this is not bathing, the body is really uncomfortable." ”
Shangguan Yu shook his head and sighed: "Alas, this woman is really troublesome, especially the eldest lady of a rich family!" ”
The crescent moon suddenly said: "There is a waterhole not far to the south of the town, the water in the pool is clear and not deep, if you are not afraid of the cold, you can consider bathing." ”
"Crescent, shut up!" Shangguan Yu said angrily, "I doubt that you fell to the ground if it was a computer." ”
"Yes, sir, the crescent moon is a light brain."
When I heard that there was a place to take a bath, I immediately exclaimed excitedly, "Okay, okay, I'm going!" ”
Shangguan Yu shook his head helplessly, let the crescent moon show the way, and said at the same time: "Leave a robot bee in our guest room, and call the police immediately if there is a situation!" ”
"Yes, sir," Crescent Moon said, pointing the three of them along.
The town is not big, except for the night outside, no pedestrians can be seen, and after a while, except for the town to the small forest in the south of the town, sure enough, there is a small waterfall flowing down in front of a small hillside, forming a small pool.
The waterhole has a diameter of three or four meters, and it is not very deep, which can accommodate several people to wash.
Seeing the pool, Xia Xiaomi ran over and stripped off, Shangguan Yu shouted: "Hey, come slowly, there are still men here!" ”
Shangguan Yu was helpless, summoned the frisbee, jumped on it, lay inside, and then raised the frisbee to five or six meters in the air and levitated, so that he could not see the two of them below.
Xia Mi pulled Yan Chen and washed it in the pool together.
The two girls washed underneath, Xia Xiaomi said: "Brother Shangguan, the water is a little cold, but it is really comfortable to wash, or ......"
Shangguan Yu said, "Don't. ”
"Or, when we're done, you can come down and wash too." Xia Mi said with a giggle below.
Shangguan Yu patted his chest and said to himself: "Scared me, I thought I was going to call me down to wash together." ”
"You guys wash, I'll sleep for a while," Shangguan Yu said, "Crescent, watch around." ”
"Yes, sir."
The two girls were taking a bath below, and Shangguan Yu fell asleep in the frisbee above. I don't know how long I slept, but I was woken up by Xia Xiaomi, only to see her flapping her wings suspended on the edge of the frisbee, and said, "Okay, it's time for you to wash." ”
"Where's Miss Yan?" Shangguan Yu didn't see Yan Chen and asked.
"You're worried about your Miss Yan, hmph, she's fine, down there."
Shangguan Yu lowered the frisbee and saw Yan Chen standing by the waterhole waiting for him.
Xia Xiaomi said: "Big brother, you go wash it." ”
Shangguan Yu looked at the pool water, a little hesitant, Xia Mi said again: "Don't worry, who is this flowing, the water we have washed has already flowed away." ”
Shangguan Yu looked at her, and didn't expect this little girl to be quite sensible.
Seeing that Shangguan Yu was still hesitating, Xia Xiaomi said, "What, you still dislike it?" Do you want your sister-in-law to wash you? ”
Yan Chen blushed and said, "You girl is talking nonsense." ”
Shangguan Yu also pointed at her and said, "Don't talk nonsense, okay, wash it, you two go to the frisbee and wait for me." ”
Yan Chen got on the frisbee, Xia Xiaomi also collected his wings, followed the frisbee, Shangguan Yu raised the frisbee, and then took off his clothes and went down to the pool to wash it.
There was a smooth stone on the edge of the pool, just enough to lie on the pillow in the water, Shangguan Yu had just laid down, and he saw the edge of the frisbee above his head, and Xia Xiaomi stretched out his head to look at him.
"Xia Xiaomi," Shangguan Yu shouted, "You actually peeked!" ”
Xia Xiaomi: "You are a man, what are you afraid of?" I look at you and you don't suffer! ”
"I'll go, I'm really afraid of you," Shangguan Yu said and covered it and said, "Anyway, do you always like to peek at men taking a bath?" ”
"Shangguan Yu, you're talking nonsense!" Xia Xiaomi said angrily, "I'm just curious about you, I've never peeked at other male gods taking a bath, hmph, ignore you!" ”
Xia Xiaomi said, retracting which head.
(End of chapter)