This is an ordinary story of an ordinary young man, and I use poor words to recount an ordinary experience, a period that is not lacking in embarrassment for all people - the probationary period.

The hero of the story, Jiang Yi, is a man with insufficient work experience, low education, and not very outstanding image.

But he has a high spirit, he thinks beautifully, and he always feels that he has hidden infinite and valuable talents and abilities, as long as there is a good platform for him to display, he will be able to become a business boss in the future, and no matter how bad he is, he can become a Chu Qiao in the industry.

It's not surprising that young people have unrealistic dreams. It's also normal to be struck by reality as a matter of course. However, the protagonist of our story, Xiao Jiang, is very good at summarizing, which is rare and worthy of recognition.

Just after looking for a job for half a month in a row, the results were not very satisfactory, he realized that self-judgment above the top is unrealistic self-righteousness, this kind of blind confidence is quite annoying in anything, and the practical meaning of self-appreciation is unflattering and unpopular. So he learned from the pain and changed his strategy.

In fact, the biggest reason is that he is about to run out of food and drink the northwest wind, don't want to starve to death, don't pick and choose, not qualified to sing high-profile is his clear understanding of the current situation, so he decided to interview four companies a day, quickly find a similar company to do it first, and then change jobs after the economic pressure is relieved.

However, when I went to the first company for an interview, the signs were not very good. Early in the morning, his stomach joked with him, and he never stopped gurgling, and he had always been very tenacious in eating Haisai's stomach, but at this time he was guilty of diarrhea.

Fortunately, he arrived ten minutes early, he hurriedly looked for the toilet, and the outer pants and underwear were picked up together, but he had to solve it quickly, he didn't want to delay the time, and he didn't want to hold it back, and spray a pants of during the interview.

"Hmm......" Jiang Yi was brewing, and was just about to exert his strength to have a good time, when he suddenly heard the sound of high heels, getting closer and closer, and then clearly felt that the arrival person entered the compartment on his left.

A somewhat cold female voice came from next door

"Okay, that's it, then let's ...... this project"

"Poof...... Boom...... Poof"

Jiang Yi still couldn't hold back in the end, and poured thousands of miles next door.

Qin Sainan frowned, listening to the fart sound next to him, which was like a second kick, and decisively changed the ear of the mobile phone that was still talking.

The person on the phone was strange and asked her "What sound?" ”

Qin Sainan's face remained unchanged and replied, "Oh, someone fired a cannon." ”

Jiang Yi, who continued to 'set off the cannon', was very depressed, and he couldn't hold it back if he wanted to, so he could only let him fire freely. Moreover, he also wondered, how could a woman come in, could it be that he was too anxious to read the wrong sign and enter the wrong toilet just now?

After finally feeling comfortable, he hurriedly lifted his pants, planning to flash before the woman next door came out, otherwise, it would be too embarrassing.

Unexpectedly, the woman pushed the door out at the same time.

The two looked at each other, each with surprise and suspicion written in their eyes.

Then they all looked at the door number, Jiang Yi breathed a sigh of relief, the word 'male' was clearly dangling on the door.

What about this woman?

Just when he wanted to accuse him confidently, how did this woman enter the men's toilet indiscriminately, the other party had quickly withdrawn a series of expressions such as surprise and stunned, and replaced them with a calm and calm expression, as if he had entered the wrong women's toilet and should be more embarrassed. And she glanced at him obliquely, the slight tilt of her head seemed to be condescending to look at his arrogance, it was like a silent threat to him, "What's the matter, the old lady just went into the wrong men's toilet, and when she entered, you dare to have an opinion?" 'Same.

Look at the action of people bypassing him very calmly and naturally, and going to the sink to wash their hands, that group is calm. And unhurriedly, he pulled the tissue and began to wipe his hands carefully.

Jiang Yi was stunned, and then thought about it, you are not ashamed of the woman who got the wrong sanitary napkin, what am I embarrassed about, but I ignored the that I just used to kick my feet, which stimulated the shame of others at close range.

He also pretended to be fine, walked over to wash his hands in a grand manner, and then found that there was no water coming out, so he moved to the sink next to him, and his two hands danced back and forth around the pool, but there was still not a drop of water. He thought it was strange, so he bent down and put his head under the faucet to see what was going on, and he picked it with his fingers as he watched, he didn't realize how stupid his posture and movements were at this time.

Qin Sainan glanced at his stupid operation through the mirror, rolled his eyes, walked over, and patted his palm lightly on the top of the faucet.

Jiang Yi was defenseless, he was suddenly sprayed by the water, burst out with a sentence of "I'm sorry", raised his face, and found that the beautiful woman was frowning and looking at him with disgust and even a little disdain.

Later, Qin Sainan's first impression of Jiang Yi was that 'yellow pants with a white shirt, I don't know what to think, I also wore a red vest inside the shirt, so red that it faded, it was splashed by water like this, the whole body was tightly attached to him, his face was wet, his hair was also wet, and it was extremely greasy'.

Jiang Yi didn't feel anything wrong, when he wiped his face in the mirror, he still felt that he was the most beautiful boy in the world, but he didn't understand Qin Sainan's dislike in his afterglow.

And when he looked at her, she ignored him and looked in the mirror to fix her hair.

After washing his hands, Jiang Yi was about to take out a tissue to wipe his hands, but found that the tissue box was empty, and the last tissue was being held by the woman.

"Uh, can you let me wipe ...... too" Before Jiang Yi finished speaking, she saw her mercilessly crumpling the last tissue into a ball, glanced at him, and then threw it directly into the paper basket in the corner, and then, with her toes high, walked out of the men's toilet without looking back.

"I'll wipe it, I'm sick" Jiang Yiqing held his wet hands, looking inexplicable.

Reluctantly, he wiped the water on his trouser legs, and after sorting out his image again, he hurriedly found the company to interview, only to find that the first round of interviews had begun.

There were two large sofas outside the reception room, and more than a dozen people waiting for interviews sat there, silently observing each other. There is only one person, a thin and tall boy, who looks like he should be a recent college graduate, with a fresh hairstyle, a delicate and handsome face, a quiet expression but a very detached posture, he is stuck in headphones, squinting his eyes, and standing alone against the wall with his hands on his chest. It's a stark contrast to those of you who are crammed into the couch.

This young man is very handsome, which attracts girls to keep peeking, especially a big-eyed girl sitting diagonally opposite, not only her eyes are bright and her face is swollen and red, her smile is also very weird, and her hands are not idle, she has been taking pictures of people from various angles, and then Jiang Yi saw her with exaggerated text, and the news of accidentally meeting such a beautiful and fresh meat brother was widely advertised in the circle of friends, Weibo, and S. Jiang Yi pouted silently, and spit on the superficial behavior of these girls who were so obsessed with men and couldn't extricate themselves. Then he also took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the handsome little guy and posted it to a circle of friends.