Chapter 292: Lord Wang, let's wear women's clothes
As for whether there will be a mistake to attract punishment, she originally calculated that something more serious than bullying the king, what is this punishment, since she wants to be punished, it makes no difference whether she is punished one or two.
"You just tell me where the national teacher is, what his temperament is, and I'll do the rest." Ding Weilan patted her chest, looking like she had a big bag.
This made Mo Lingfeng a little uneasy, "My father is very suspicious, now that I am sick, you have to accompany the attendants, and suddenly go to the national teacher, it will definitely cause suspicion." And the national teacher may not be able to help us. ”
In other words, it is one thing to be able to find the national teacher under the nose of the emperor, and even if the national teacher is found, it is another thing whether people can help or not. Why did a good national teacher help them commit the crime of bullying the king? Losing their heads, unless they don't want to live, they will be tossed around.
After listening to this, Ding Weilan also felt that it made sense, if he could succeed, it didn't matter what punishment he received, if he was punished in the end, or he didn't do anything, then he was really wronged.
"We can't take the initiative to find the national teacher, if this matter has to be involved, unless we find a way to let him enter the palace by himself." Mo Lingfeng reminded him again.
"Enter the palace by yourself......" Ding Weilan muttered to herself, the wind and rain are smooth, the country and the people are safe, why should the national teacher enter the palace, unless she asks for a rain now, and by the way, summon another thunder to split the emperor's palace.
But it's impossible, so let's think about how to start with reality.
Ding Weilan thought for a while, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and reached out and touched his lower abdomen.
If Mo Lingyun's matter is not enough to attract the emperor's attention, then what about this "child"?
The importance of the descendants of the royal family, there is no need to explain much, everyone understands that the emperor's favorite prince's child is gone, and compared with the prince's illness, the severity can be described as comparable. It's just that...... She mentioned this matter to the emperor before, but the emperor didn't make a big deal about it, and if they wanted to attract attention, they had to work their own.
Qing Ying's place must be almost ready, with the help of that group of gangsters, it shouldn't be difficult to sneak out of the city.
If you get into trouble, you will pat your ass and leave, this kind of thing is also very cool to think about, Ding Weilan can't help but be eager to try.
But she was still a little self-aware, knowing how many pounds and taels she had, so she dispelled the idea of going into battle herself.
She set her eyes on Mo Lingfeng.
Hey, hey, hey......
Mo Lingfeng was furious by her direct gaze, and he uncomfortably changed his defensive posture, "What do you want to do?" ”
Ding Weilan rubbed her hands, laughed obscenely twice, and when she got closer, a pair of claws touched Mo Lingfeng's chest.
"The pectoral muscles are so strong, and they feel good to the touch."
"......" Mo Lingfeng grabbed her chaotic claws, feeling uncomfortable and numb, "What do you want to do in broad daylight?" He would have liked to see her have it, but he would have to wait until the evening.
Ding Weilan ignored his slightly frightened eyes, pulled his claws out of Mo Lingfeng's hand, held his chin, and looked at Mo Lingfeng with bright eyes.
Mo Lingfeng's brows were tightly locked, and he even wanted to reach out to protect his chest for a moment, but he was a big man, so he naturally couldn't make such a woman's posture, so he endured the discomfort and asked, "What are your plans?" ”
Ding Weilan grinned, revealing a mouthful of small white teeth, "Mo Lingfeng, I don't know martial arts." ”
"So?"
"I need a palace maid with good skills."
"Do what?"
"The kind that can evade all the guards in the palace, and can easily escape with all his body."
"Where is this king going to find you ......" Mo Lingfeng was halfway through his words, and suddenly understood the meaning of Ding Weilan's words, so he sat up and almost knocked Ding Weilan's forehead.
"No way!" Let him pretend to be a palace maid, and he doesn't want to die.
What's more, although he was not born with five big and three thick, he can be regarded as tall, and the palace maids in the palace have been carefully selected, with a decent appearance and a similar body shape. He is a big man, even if he changes his clothes, makeup, or even his voice, he will arouse suspicion at the first time.
He knocked Ding Weilan's head in disgust, "Are you thinking of an idea, or are you taking the opportunity to play this king?" said that my father was very suspicious, and you deliberately put a flaw on display to him. ”
was knocked on the head, Ding Weilan was not annoyed, she blinked, "It doesn't matter if it's exposed, you just put the blame on me." "She can't afford to take the consequences, but she can run.
How could Mo Lingfeng agree, even if Ding Weilan didn't make any mistakes, his father had already considered giving her away because of Dugu Yan's words or two. If she gets into trouble again, won't it make her father even more annoying.
"That's not right, you wait a minute, this king will find a reliable person." Mo Lingfeng was about to get up as he spoke, but Ding Weilan hurriedly pressed the person back.
"No, you're pretending to be sick now, and you're not revealing yourself when you go out."
Mo Lingfeng couldn't cry or laugh, "Is it difficult to pretend to be a palace maid and won't be discovered?" ”
Ding Weilan grabbed the clothes on his chest, and his fingers buttoned the thin fabric, "As long as your martial arts are higher than the guards in the palace, you won't be ......discovered."
She's ...... In a provocation? Mo Lingfeng blocked his chest in one breath, he grabbed Ding Weilan's hand and squeezed it twice, "Are you suspicious of this king?" ”
Ding Weilan's eyes dodged, and he laughed embarrassedly twice, "Uh, hehehe, how could it be......"
A guilty person gives himself away by conspicuously protesting his innocence! Mo Lingfeng was even more certain.
"Then the king will make it for you!"
"Good! You wait! The radical method was successful, Ding Weilan twitched his hand, jumped off the side of the bed, and ran to the door.
Although Mo Lingfeng had woken up, there were still many guards at the door of the Yinghua Palace, and Ding Weilan deliberately pulled down his clothes before going out, and his hair was a little messy, before calling the guards.
"Princess, what do you command?"
Ding Weilan secretly counted the number of people, and then cleared his throat, "The prince is resting, no matter who comes, he can't say it, including the emperor and Concubine Xian." ”
As soon as these words came out, the guards were a little surprised, and others didn't care, why couldn't even the emperor and Concubine Xian Niangniang see him? The bold one secretly raised his head, and at a glance he saw that the princess had some disheveled hair and inappropriate clothing.
I don't know if it's because the weather is too hot, the princess's face is crimson, and her eyes are a little dodgy after speaking.
A group of big men thought about the prince who was still bedridden after recovering from a serious illness, and they were in awe.
Lord Wang, amazing!
It is self-evident what the two of them have done, no matter who breaks this kind of thing, they will definitely be beaten by the board, where do they dare not listen to the princess?
So some of the guards who acquiesced in the fact that the two of them had done unspeakable things in broad daylight not only obediently carried out the princess's orders, but even deliberately dispersed a little when guarding the door, indicating that they had no intention of peeping.
Ding Weilan smiled with satisfaction when she saw them like this, turned around and went back to the house.
Mo Lingfeng has good ears, even if he was lying on the bed, he heard what Ding Weilan was talking to the guards just now, but he didn't see the little action that Ding Weilan made before he spoke, so he only felt that Ding Weilan's move was redundant, and it would even be counterproductive and suspicious.
As soon as Ding Weilan entered the room, she saw Mo Lingfeng looking at her with a half-mocking and half-knowing expression.
"What do you see? Take your clothes off! Ding Weilan quickly explained to Mo Lingfeng, and then turned to the back of the screen, apparently preparing to untie his clothes.
As a man, when he heard his wife say such things to himself, Mo Lingfeng didn't have any charming thoughts at all, letting a big man wear women's clothes was enough to ruin all his interest, and just now Ding Weilan seemed to be very happy, with a look of anticipation.
Wait a minute! She couldn't be trying to wear her clothes, was she? Are you kidding! As for Ding Weilan's small body, he can't wear it at all? There must be a limit to fooling around!
Thinking that he was about to run around the palace in a suit of unscrupulous clothes, Mo Lingfeng felt his eyebrows skip a beat.
Ignoring the fact that he had only taken off half of his clothes, Mo Lingfeng got out of bed directly, came to the back of the screen lightly and quickly, and took Ding Weilan out.
"Ding Weilan, what do you want this king to wear?"
The scene suddenly changed in front of him, Ding Weilan was stunned for a moment, and then met Mo Lingfeng's equally surprised eyes, "Why didn't you take it off?" ”
"Why should I take it off?" Ding Weilan asked rhetorically.
"What are you wearing if you don't take off this king?"
“……”
The air was suddenly silent for a moment, and Mo Lingfeng also realized that there was something wrong with what he said, as if he was looking forward to wearing Ding Weilan's clothes.
Ding Weilan's expressionless face suddenly showed a meaningful smile.
Oh, so you're such Mo Lingfeng.
Mo Lingfeng: "......"
Suddenly seeing another set of palace clothes in Ding Weilan's hand, Mo Lingfeng's face darkened, and he snatched it easily.
Don't make it clear sooner!
"Ahem!" Ding Weilan tidied up her collar.
"That, my clothes are too small for you to wear, but if you really like it, I'll let Qingying change it to XL another day, and I'll give you the same style."
Ghosts like it!
Mo Lingfeng glared at Ding Weilan warningly, then unfolded the clothes in his hand, and after seeing the style of the clothes clearly, his face suddenly turned even darker.
"What is this?" Although it is eight points similar to the palace maid's costume, why is the neckline so large?
He glanced at Ding Weilan with a resentful look in his eyes, what kind of bad taste are you?
Ding Weilan cleared her throat and explained, "There is not enough fabric. ”
"Fart!" Mo Lingfeng had already disregarded his demeanor as a prince, directly threw his clothes aside, pinched Ding Weilan's neck with both hands, pressed her on the bed, and asked, "You explain clearly to this king, why do you carry such a thing with you, have you already thought about calculating this king?" ”
can casually take out a set of palace clothes for camouflage, what is Ding Weilan thinking in his head?
"Ahem, ahem! Let go! Ding Weilan lowered her voice and coughed, smashing Mo Lingfeng's chest with one hand.
Mo Lingfeng didn't actually use much strength, but this sudden behavior startled Ding Weilan.
"If you don't explain it clearly, this king won't let go!" Mo Lingfeng is also really moving, even if he is allowed to wear women's clothes, he actually took out a set of clothes with such spicy eyes, which is a great shame for Mo Lingfeng, who has always been steady!
Seeing that she couldn't struggle, Ding Weilan compromised, she pulled Mo Lingfeng's wrist and tried to loosen some of her strength, but she was not an opponent at all, so she could only explain honestly, "The last time I entered the palace was so troublesome, I prepared a set of clothes that I could use to escape at any time, just in case." ”
The corners of Mo Lingfeng's mouth twitched a little, where are there so many occasions where you need to escape?
"And how do you explain the style of this dress?"