After all the students found their own seats and sat down, Brother Dong walked up to the podium with his hands behind his back, and he had a sense of déjà vu that the leader had come to inspect.

On weekdays, Brother Dong also looks indifferent, both his expression and movements reveal stability and calmness, but he is full of aura. It seemed that nothing had ever piqued his interest, at least never in my memory.

"Shh......h Be quiet! Seeing Ban Ren walk up to the podium, Fifth Lan also stood up with great insight, and made a silent gesture behind him, "Let's talk about the old days after class, listen to the teacher first." "

I don't know if it's because the squad leader's popularity is too good, or if everyone is in awe of the majestic squad on the podium. In short, as soon as the class leader's voice fell, the noisy classroom quickly fell silent.

"There are a lot of lates to our class today, Ang." Propping his hands on the podium, Brother Dong said in a flat tone, "Reading that this is the first day of school, I'll let you go first, Ang, if you are late next time, see how I clean you up." ”

Brother Dong has a habit every time he talks about business, and it feels a bit like a mouth fetish. is that he will pause slightly after every sentence, and add the word "ang" as the end, and the appearance rate of this modal word is still very high.

Last time, there was an unlucky guy in our class, and when he got out of class, he had to die in the back row of the class to speak. As a result, Brother Dong happened to pass by the back door and gave him a catch.

Then the martyr was called to the office for tea and was not seen again all morning.

"According to the usual practice, Ang, at the beginning of the new semester, you have to change your seat." Brother Dong took a sip of water from the teapot lid, and then said with a smile: "Anyway, we are all resigned to fate, and we can't blame the society for this, isn't it ......?"

"Hahahaha......" There was a burst of laughter under the podium.

In fact, sometimes what he says doesn't actually have any laughing points, but everyone still laughs together. Probably because Brother Dong usually has a straight face, and there is a feeling of contrast and cuteness when he laughs.

"Puff puff...... ————"

Just as everyone's laughter gradually subsided, there was a sudden burst of demonic and indescribable laughter from the other corner of the classroom.

As I expected, it was Dake Lee, a signature exaggerated laugh that no one else would ever be able to imitate.

Dake Lee was also my classmate in primary school, but he was not assigned to the same school as me in junior high school.

No, no, don't get me wrong, I'm just introducing us to each other, and I'm not very proud of it.

Once, when I was in elementary school, the teacher showed a movie on the big screen in the class after class.

Because at that time, everyone was so young that they didn't understand anything. When the movie shows the scene of the male and female protagonists kissing, all the children are shy and blindfolded with their hands, and they dare not watch it at all.

Only Li Dake stared at the screen intently and watched with relish the whole time, and asked the teacher in turn: "Why don't these two people take off their clothes?" ”

And he laughs so loudly that whenever he laughs with the whole class, you can only seem to hear his high-pitched and exaggerated laughter, which is terrifying.

"Hahaha-" Many people in the class were infected by Li Dake's demonic laughter and began to laugh out loud.

"Okay, okay, Ang, don't make a fuss." Brother Dong also held back a smile and stopped everyone in time, "Then let's start changing seats, everyone will go outside the door and wait for me to take the roll call." ”

Hearing this, everyone stood up awkwardly, and then lined up under the organization of the Fifth Arashi, and walked out of the classroom one after another.

"Okay, I'll call the students whose names are seated in the corresponding places in order."

After speaking, Brother Dong began to read the name according to the roster:

"Zhang Mengnan, Liu Jiaqi, Li Shi, you all go and sit in the first row by the door, go."

"Wang Shanshan......"

……

"He Wuqing, Gao Lin, ouch, your brother has a very good head shape, and Liu Lingshan, come on, you guys sit in the fourth row in the middle, go."

After waiting for a long time, it was my turn, so I hurriedly ran into the classroom with a large bag in my hand and did a survey of the terrain.

Brother Dong directly arranged me to the table in the middle of the class, I sat on the left, Gao Lin sat in the middle, and Liu Lingshan sat on the right......

Gao Lin and I can be said to be dead friends, it seems that because we were assigned to the same study group in the first year of high school, and we both fight in the group QQ group every day, and we slowly get to know each other offline.

I've been a friend of him for so long, and I feel like we're very good at talking to each other, and now I've reached the point where I have nothing to talk about, in short, the relationship is very iron.

Gao Lin is a person, I have to say that he is very handsome, how handsome is it, just a little worse than me...... (Dog's Head Saves Life)

But it seems that because of genetics, he has been wearing this hairstyle since I met him. But even a bald head can't hide his appearance, and there are still many girls who pursue him, but they are all rejected by him one by one.

As for the reason for refusal...... It seems to be the same rhetoric every time: "No! Nan Xiaoniao is my wife! ”

Although I didn't know what this bird was, when I asked him, he just babbled: "My bird is picturesque, and my bird is a fairy in my painting", which made me confused and began to wonder what kind of pyramid scheme this was.

So I went to ask Xia Du Niang, and I found out that Nan Xiaoniao is an anime character. I'm not very familiar with the two-dimensional one, but this photo looks pretty good, and since then I have learned that Gao Lin is a two-dimensional fan.

I'm the only one who has nothing to do to ask him who he is. But the other girls didn't know that the culprit who confessed to being rejected so many times was actually just a paper person.

In addition, Gao Lin always appears on the same screen with me at school, no matter what he does, he is inseparable. After telling other girls to see it, they all began to discuss whether Gao Lin was a gay.

The most outrageous thing is that some people say that his bald head is because his parents sent him to a labor camp after knowing that he was gay, in short, all kinds of versions are very strange.

Because I played the role of "heroine" in most girls' imaginary stories, it directly or indirectly led to my very bad relationship as a woman. That's probably why I'm still single.

But luckily, everyone in our class was very well informed. When this news reached our ears, we laughed at Gao Lin for a long time, and by the way, we also gave him the nickname "Gao Ji".

As for Liu Lingshan, my tablemate at the other end, I didn't dare to provoke her at all.

This girl is a member of our class's learning committee, and except for one missed exam, her grades have always been fixed at the top of the class, and even in the top ten in the entire grade.

But she's really hard to get along with, it's a typical "three nos" attribute, always giving people a gloomy feeling, with its own cooling buff, maybe this is the so-called "high place is not cold".

She always asks her homework twice, and if you ignore her twice for various reasons, then I'm sorry, whether you write it or not, you don't pay it. She won't touch your homework again while skipping you and putting it away, and she'll be in the office on time every time, without a hint of procrastination.

Brother Dong is also very satisfied with her way of doing things, so some classmates are embarrassed to complain about anything, and they are inevitably a little dissatisfied, so they can only give her a nickname - "603" in private.

Not to mention, this nickname is a bit mechanical, data-like, and it really fits her meticulous and impersonal style of doing things.

Liu Lingshan doesn't seem to have any interest in anything other than studying, so obviously she doesn't have much interest in this handsome guy next to me.

Perhaps in her eyes, there are only "learning" and "things other than learning".