Chapter 046: Immortals also need money
The early morning sun shone through the curtains on the white sheets, and Xu Yuyang was once again woken up by a hurried knock on the door.
"Sister Yangyang open the door, it's time to get up."
Xu Yuyang opened his eyes helplessly, and found that he was still sitting cross-legged on the bed sheet of his beloved little ball, "Don't you sleep?" Aren't you sleepy? ”
"It's almost nine o'clock." Zhang Yan's voice came from outside the house, but Xu Yuyang didn't ask her.
After experiencing the horror and shock of yesterday's day, Xu Yuyang went to bed early after returning home, but he didn't expect that this Yunshu god was still meditating and cultivating, Xu Yuyang's heart couldn't help but think: It seems that the gods really don't need to sleep!
Xu Yuyang put on the glasses on the bedside, and with great effort he seemed to have not moved all night, and his numb right leg limped to the bedroom door and opened the door.
"What's wrong with my little master?"
Xu Yuyang's hazy sleepy eyes hadn't opened yet, but Zhang Yan's incomparably graceful and perfect body curves had already been displayed in his sight.
What can the light gauze nightdress, which is as thin as a cicada's wings, cover up in the sun?
Xu Yuyang has long been accustomed to this kind of Zhang Yan's favorite tulle pajamas, but today for some reason, her eyes have never been able to take her eyes off Zhang Yan's almost naked body, and she is swimming in the most conspicuous key parts of Zhang Yan's body intentionally or unintentionally
Xu Yuyang immediately realized that something was wrong, because his right eye had clearly not opened yet, and what he was presenting in front of him was undoubtedly the sight of another primordial god!
Xu Yuyang hurriedly stretched out his right hand to block his eyes, "Are you ashamed?" Don't hurt me with a needle's eye! ”
Zhang Yan looked at Xu Yuyang's strange movements and smiled: "What's the matter, Sister Yangyang, we have been 'living together' for so long, aren't you used to it?" Besides, I've washed all the baths together, what's there to be shy about? ”
Xu Yuyang obviously didn't say Zhang Yan, but how can he explain it at this moment?
"And when are we going to take a shower again?" As he spoke, Xu Yuyang's left hand pressed down the right hand that was blocking his eyes. One eye opens, the other eye closes, revealing a wicked smile.
Zhang Yan thought that Xu Yuyang was joking with herself, so she pounced on Xu Yuyang's body, and her almost naked body was close to the left half of Xu Yuyang's body, "As long as Sister Yangyang accompanies your concubine to the hospital to see Doctor Wang, the concubine is willing to serve the empress to bathe at any time." ”
A unique body fragrance from the girl's body immediately poured into Xu Yuyang's nasal cavity, Xu Yuyang only felt that he was fascinated, and the left half of his body was numb for a while, and he was about to collapse to the ground.
Xu Yuyang, who couldn't bear it, said loudly: "Are you sure you are an immortal?" ”
Zhang Yan smiled and said angrily: "The eldest queen, the concubine is a fox spirit." ”
Xu Yuyang's heart, countless alpacas galloped by! "Little Lord Meiyan, can you not make a mess?"
Zhang Yanjiao pleaded: "As long as the eldest empress agrees to be a concubine and accompany others to see Doctor Wang, the eldest empress, you can take any concubine." ”
"Kiss me. I'll go with you! ”
Zhang Yan didn't care so much Since Xu Yuyang agreed, he was immediately ordered to act, and a pair came to Xu Yuyang's cheeks.
Xu Yuyang's left cheek shook involuntarily, Xu Yuyang could even feel his heart rising rapidly, and hurriedly stretched out his right hand and pinched Zhang Yan's extremely tender little face, "You little slut don't hurry up to get dressed, what kind of waves are you making here, be careful for a while, this palace has changed its mind." ”
Zhang Yan was pinched by Xu Yuyang, and shouted that she still had the heart to behave, "The eldest queen, the slave knows that she is wrong, the slave knows that she is wrong, I will change it, I will change it." ”
After finishing speaking, he ran back to the bedroom, and Yun Shu's Yuan Shen said indignantly: "What are you doing here?" ”
Xu Yuyang didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned around and went into the bathroom, closed the door with his backhand, stared at himself in the mirror and said, "This Shenjun, I said, don't you hurry up and go to check the 'Xuanxuguan' with Hui Niang and the third master, just to let the nymphomaniac outside kiss her, and agree to go to the hospital with her?" ”
Xu Yuyang in the mirror glanced at himself, "Didn't you say yesterday that you can't run the Taoist temple even if you run the old way, don't be in a hurry, they can't run for a while, besides, isn't it not good to call you today when we just met yesterday!" Let's delay him for two days, so that they can relax their vigilance and go again. ”
Xu Yuyang snorted, "But we have to go too, get the money back, I'm going to save it." ”
Xu Yuyang found a wicked smile on his face in the mirror: "The little girl can't give you all the money she earned yesterday, the three of us have also made a lot of efforts." ”
Xu Yuyang's mouth opened wide with an "ah", "This god monarch, you said that your immortal trio is not a fireworks, what's the use of asking for money?" ”
Xu Yuyang in the mirror frowned, "What are you kidding, little girl, Sister Hui Niang and the third master don't need money to rent a house?" You don't need money to refuel your car? Don't have to pay a mobile phone bill? Isn't that all money? Besides, who said we don't eat the fireworks of the world? ”
Xu Yuyang snorted coldly, "If you immortal trio need money, you can conjure it up by yourself, why do you want my money?" And what do you want to eat, do you still have to spend money to eat? ”
Yun Shu was a little speechless, and only said after a while: "We, it's always bad for us to give the money we conjure up to others, and we immortals can't have spells to seek personal benefits for ourselves." Also, the things we conjure up are all the same flavor, and the food that we don't really make in the world is delicious! ”
Yun Shu was not as happy as usual, which made Xu Yuyang suspicious, she stared at herself in the mirror and looked at it, and found that the left eye controlled by Yun Shu was always avoiding her gaze, obviously lacking confidence, which made Xu Yuyang even more suspicious.
"This Divine Monarch, you won't lie anymore, will you?"
Xu Yuyang found that the muscles on his left cheek trembled slightly in the mirror, but he immediately regained his composure, "How could the deity lie to you as a little girl?" If you don't believe it, ask Sister Hui Niang and the third master, they will believe what you say. ”
Xu Yuyang's heart was still full of doubts, and at this moment, Yun Shu's Yuan Shen suddenly said: "Of course, there is another use for us to pay your rent." It's all about money. ”
Xu Yuyang nodded, this is true, so he sighed: "Then tell me how much do you want?" ”
Yun Shu was silent for a moment, "We have helped you to pass through the soul again, and we have made a lot of efforts to collect ghosts, if it weren't for our little girls, you wouldn't be able to see the souls of Si Laohai, and you wouldn't be able to earn the money from yesterday, especially later, Hu Huiniang also subdued Ah Feng's evil ghost, otherwise you wouldn't be able to save your life, little girl, so our role yesterday was still very big, right?" ”
Xu Yuyang raised his eyebrows disappreciatively, and thought to himself: Listening to this tone, this divine monarch seems to want the lion to open his mouth! No, I must stick to the bottom line, I can't let the money I earned so hard be asked for by him so easily, at most no more than half!
Yun Shu continued: "We don't want much, we don't want much, how about half of each of us?" ”
Xu Yuyang heard that Yun Shu only needed half of it, and he was naturally happy in his heart: in fact, he was just running errands back and forth for the money he earned yesterday, and there was a thrilling charging scene, as for everything else, it seemed that it was all done by the fairy trio, and he didn't make any effort. In this way, he can easily get a million Xu Yuyang, and he is already very satisfied.
So he happily stretched out his right hand, "One word is a certainty, let's be one and a half!" ”
Yun Shu didn't seem to feel at a loss, so he controlled Xu Yuyang's left hand and shook it with his right hand.
At this time, Zhang Yan's voice came: "Oh, my eldest queen, what are you doing talking to yourself in the bathroom alone?" Can you hurry up? People are still waiting for that."
Xu Yuyang replied beautifully: "Oh, I know, right away!" ”