Chapter 7 The Title of the Book Forgotten by the Author
"Yo, what are you doing here?"
The footsteps stopped abruptly, and the familiar male voice behind me finally caught my attention.
Why do you say familiar? Well...... The road is narrow, this should be the property uncle who chased and killed me all over the community when I was a child.
Seeing that I didn't react for a long time, he was also a little puzzled, so he patted me on the shoulder and continued:
"Hey, hey! Don't think I won't recognize you if you've shaved your head! I've seen you all the way here......"
"Wait! You repeat? I jerked my head back, and my handsome face became a little hideous with shock.
"What do you mean by myself? Didn't you see that little girl? Just, the one who was standing here just now, and suddenly disappeared from the ground!"
He frowned and looked around for a moment, then straightened his back and glared at me again:
"Don't scare people at night! I've followed you all the way, and I haven't even seen a single figure, are you alive and dead? ”
What? I'm afraid you're not a wild interstellar player, so big a person you told me you didn't see? Don't donate your eyes to those in need!
As if sensing my strange gaze, Uncle Property coughed a few times dryly, and hurriedly added:
"Ahem! I didn't follow you, I just saw you motionless at the fish pond, and wondered if you were peeing in it again, so I'll go first if it's okay!"
What a strange mindset you have! Do I have to pee some urine in the pool when I'm standing by the pool? Can't you enjoy fish?
I'm not a puppy, I can instinctively carry out the "occupy the territory" activity when I stand at the root of the wall and lift my legs!
And there are so many people, what are you just staring at me? Could it be that the rumored "List of Key Wanted Targets in the Community" really exists? Then you must have written me in, didn't you!
Forget it, in order to get the author out of the suspicion of the number of words as soon as possible, it is better for me to avoid any more extraneous branches and run home immediately.
This time I managed to sneak in front of the unit I was living in without causing any disturbances.
After squinting around and confirming that there was nothing abnormal, I took out my door card and opened the door of the unit.
It's strange, this is obviously my community, why do you make me like a thief?
The sound of footsteps echoed in the empty hallway, and I walked straight to the elevator and pressed the button.
As luck would have it, the stationary "1" on the screen meant that the elevator was parked on the first floor with no load. So as soon as I pressed the button, the elevator doors opened.
"It's a lot of fun."
Well, I don't know if I was mentally prepared or I was used to being scared, but the little girl who suddenly appeared next to me didn't cause me to react at all.
I just glanced at her faintly, and then walked into the elevator on my own. And this follower didn't come along unsurprisingly.
As the metal door slowly closed, I finally realized that my good days were over.
"Hey, coward, do I want to play this?"
The little girl pointed to the elevator button, and a pair of Carslan eyes were full of good riding ...... Phew, curious.
"Whatever you want, you can play whatever you want."
Anyway, the door is stuck in my place, and no matter how you press the elevator, it won't move......
After the little girl said "um" excitedly, a magical scene happened: she pressed more than 30 buttons up and down in less than 5 seconds at the speed of the Zuan people knocking on each other's keyboard greetings......
But it didn't work.
"Is this thing broken?" The little girl frowned dissatisfiedly, then suddenly stood on her tiptoes and stretched out her claws again.
Hmph, press it~ press it~ press it casually~ anyway......
Groove !! Stop, it's an alarm!
The potential of people is really limitless, and I burst out in an instant, reaching out at a faster speed to interrupt her forward swing. At the same time, it also prevented the policeman's uncle from inviting me to tea and the fate of the rest of my life behind bars.
Under the little girl's puzzled gaze, I put the door card on the sensor and swiped it, and the rows of buttons below lit up.
"I just forgot to tell you that this thing won't work until it starts."
"Okay, so you can press it now, right?" As she spoke, she reached for the alarm again.
Fortunately, my hand was controlled by me, otherwise the consequences would have been unimaginable......
"That can't be pressed! If you press this elevator, it will explode directly, and we will both die on the spot! ”
In order to let her understand the seriousness of the matter, I could only make up a nonsense in an accentuated tone, anyway, children are easy to deceive.
"Oh...... Alright then......" The little girl, apparently believing my nonsense, finally put her finger down.
To prevent her from playing with any more demon moths, I held her disorganized wrist and pointed my index finger at the buttons from top to bottom.
The number on the button corresponds to the floor you want to go to, just press it. For example, I want to go to the 37th floor now...... Well? What are you doing!? ”
One was not careful, and this unlucky child actually stretched out his other hand and pressed the buttons on floors 1-37!
"Huh? Didn't you say you were going to the 37th floor? The little girl's eyes were full of innocence.
"Just go to the 37th floor and press 37, then why do you press 1 to 37 again!"
It's outrageous that I don't even know how to use the elevator, and I don't know if she's pretending to be stupid or really stupid.
I buried my face in my hands and was silent for a while, but I decided to educate this bear child.
"You remember, public facilities like elevators can't be played around, so it's very immoral, understand?" I looked her in the eye and said solemnly.
At this time, the elevator door happened to open slowly on the second floor, and I led her out directly.
"If you do something wrong today, since you live in my house, you have to follow the house rules, and I will punish you...... Let's walk from the 2nd floor to the 37th floor. ”
Although it is a bit cruel to this little girl, if the bear child is not strictly disciplined, he will definitely suffer a big loss in the future.
"I also have the responsibility of lax discipline, and I am with you."
Well...... When she gets tired, I'll carry her upstairs and just teach her a lesson.
"There are stairs, you didn't say it earlier, it's only a dozen floors, I'll go first."
She surprisingly did not object to my request. Instead, he grimaced at me and ran away from the stairs.
Looking at the stairs, I couldn't help but sigh, this is 35 floors, and I still have to walk......
Thinking of the little girl's energetic appearance, I suddenly regretted proposing such a punishment.
But after thinking about it, she is a little kid after all, and at her speed, she won't have the strength to reach the 8th floor at most, well, she can't be wrong.
Then I climbed to the 34th floor with this thought, tired like a dog, but I still didn't see her.
I'm so confused, can a girl's physical strength really be so good? Or is it that my body has degraded due to taking the elevator every day?
When I caught a glimpse of the open window on the side of the stairs, I didn't just start to make up my mind.
Was it because I was so tired that I was embarrassed to carry it, afraid of being laughed at by me, and then jumped off the building in shame?