Chapter 244: Recruiting Relatives and Twins by Mistake
Li Chengfeng fixed his eyes and saw that the man who fell in front of him was a big man with a horizontal face, protruding temples, thick joints, five fingers as thick as turnips, and muscles on his arms like iron bars.
Li Chengfeng gasped and said in his heart: This girl is so violent!
When he looked up, he saw a young girl standing in the ring, with a handsome appearance and a graceful figure, wearing a tight-fitting samurai costume that outlined the body and was exquisitely clear, and she was a fair woman who made people's eyes shine and cheer.
However, as soon as the girl spoke, Li Chengfeng was shocked.
The girl pointed to the man who vomited blood in the audience and scolded: "I don't pee according to my own virtue, and I am embarrassed to go to the ring to compete in martial arts to recruit relatives if I look so ugly?"
The man struggled to get up and reluctantly said, "Before going on stage, I didn't say that ugly people are not allowed to go on stage!"
The girl scolded angrily: "Yes, but can't you fucking be a little conscious! If the old lady were you, you would have choked yourself to death by stuffing your head in the urinal for being so ugly, and you would have the face to be embarrassed!"
The man was so angry that he spurted out another mouthful of blood, and fainted in shame.
The girl waved her hand angrily, and said, "Drag it down, drag it down!" As she spoke, two servants ran from both sides of the ring and dragged the man down, and the crowd immediately got out of the way.
The girl looked around and said, "Is there any more! Let's say it first, don't come up if you're ugly, if you can't beat me, you'll be flattened by my aunt and grandmother, and after you get beaten, you will still be flattened by my aunt and my seven aunts and eight aunts after getting married!
When Li Chengfeng heard this, he immediately gasped: Huh!!
What a spicy woman!!
Compared with the woman in front of her, Huang Nishang and Senior Sister are all fairies who are as gentle as water!
The most terrifying thing is that this woman's voice is rough, like a gentleman, which is in stark contrast to her appearance, and it is like two people.
Li Chengfeng turned his head to look at the senior brothers behind him, and blinked his eyes: "Senior brothers, how about it, do you want to go up and teach this uneducated stinky girl a good lesson!"
Su You and the others shook their heads like rattles, but Ouyang Nan pouted his chin and looked at the woman in front of him with great appreciation, and he said, "This woman is strong enough!
Li Chengfeng hurriedly slapped his ass: "Senior Brother Ouyang's discerning eyes, otherwise, Senior Brother Ouyang will go up and let her see the ability of our Hidden Sword Pavilion?"
Ouyang Nan was a little twisted: "This ...... Not really, okay?" As he spoke, he glanced at the juniors around him, and Li Chengfeng hurriedly said, "The juniors don't dare to fight with the senior brothers!"
Su You and the others hurriedly reacted, and said in unison: "Don't dare, don't dare!"
Ouyang Nan hesitated: "Then, let's go...... Give it a try?"
Li Chengfeng laughed: "Okay, the junior brothers are waiting for the senior brother to win!"
Ouyang Nan is indeed a little tempted, the key is that this girl really has an appetite for him, he doesn't like that kind of soft and weak woman, on the contrary, it is this kind of pungent woman that he feels energetic.
Provocative?
Isn't his mother-in-law just a mother-in-law? No matter how naughty a mother-in-law is, won't she be honest if she smokes once? There is no mother-in-law in the world who smokes a meal and is not honest! If there is, then two!
This is Ouyang Nan's simple and crude view of marriage.
The woman on the stage was shouting with her waist crossed, and suddenly saw a voice under the stage shouting: "Hey, who's the surname on the stage, whose woman!"
She followed the voice to look, but saw that the person who spoke was tall, handsome, handsome, and extraordinary, and suddenly felt a little happy, she raised her eyebrows, and said with a smile on the corner of her mouth: "The little sister's surname is Zhou Mingling, and she is the daughter of the Zhou family, how about it, do you dare to come up and ask for advice?"
As she spoke, she secretly thought to herself about how she would be able to quietly let him lose to this man who made her look extremely pleasing to the eye in a quiet move.
Li Chengfeng in the audience was also a little strange: "Didn't you say that the daughter of the Zhou family is surnamed Zhou Lingbo?
Li Chengfeng smiled and let go of his body, and said, "It's my senior brother who is asking you for advice!" As he spoke, Zhou Ling saw a figure popping up on the stage, this person was shaped like a three-inch ding, looking like withered tree bark, and the image was more than 108,000 miles away from Li Chengfeng.
Zhou Lingru fell from heaven to hell, and she suddenly shouted angrily to Li Chengfeng: "You dare to play tricks on me?"
Ouyang Nan said unhappily: "Hey, little lady, it's me who is competing with you! Beat me down, it's not too late for you to find my junior brother again!"
Zhou Ling looked at Ouyang Nan murderously: "Aren't you afraid of death?"
Ouyang Nan pursed his lips and sneered, "It's up to you?"
Zhou Ling gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, then come and sign the life and death documents!"
Ouyang Nan waved his hand and said, "Don't, if you beat me to death, Lao Tzu will admit it, but Lao Tzu will never hurt you a single cold hair!
The audience suddenly burst into laughter, and some disciples suddenly shouted: "Yes, the little girls are going to fight hard!"
Zhou Ling was so angry that he stomped his feet, gritted his teeth, twisted his waist, and without saying a word, he pounced on him, and punched his face.
Li Chengfeng looked in his eyes, nodded slightly, this look knew that this girl was indeed a practitioner with children's skills, kung fu practice is in place, even when she is angry, she still maintains calm, leaving room for strength, elbows sinking, close to her side, protecting her flanks, and at the same time the left hand stands alone into a palm, which not only becomes a defensive portal, but also can become the initiation point of the next wave of attacks at any time.
But all of this is in vain for an old fritter like Ouyang Nan.
Zhou Ling punched Ouyang Nan in the chest, and Ouyang Nan didn't move, as if tickling him.
Zhou Ling was stunned for a moment, and said secretly in his heart: Could it be that he is practicing kung fu?
She thought in her heart, but the kung fu in her hand did not stop at all, turned over and hit a phoenix eye fist, chiseled at Ouyang Nan's temple, Ouyang Nan still did not move, and ate hard, but only yawned.
At this moment, Zhou Ling was shocked!
She is a practitioner, and she knows that this kind of hard kung fu relies on lifting a breath to maintain the hardness and defense of the whole body, and this person in front of her can actually eat herself hard while yawning!
What does this mean?
This person's kung fu is far above himself!
But Zhou Ling has a strong and competitive personality, and she is unwilling to admit defeat like this, she gritted her teeth, and a double dragon slammed into Ouyang Nan's eyes, and at the same time, she flew up with a leg very hidden under her feet, and kicked Ouyang Nan's crotch directly.
These two combos were extremely insidious, Ouyang Nan's face sank, and he was greatly displeased, he snorted coldly, rolled up the sleeve robe in his hand, and a strong wind suddenly blew Zhou Ling upside down and flew back.
Zhou Ling saw that she was about to fall out of the stage, and a person flew over next to her at this time and grabbed her.
Li Chengfeng took a look, but saw that this person was as strong as an ox and had a rough appearance, which was like two extremes with Zhou Ling, standing together in stark contrast.
After Zhou Ling was taken by her, she smiled at her gratefully, then turned her head and glared at Ouyang Nan, she said angrily: "I lost!"
The audience was in an uproar: "Oh, lose, lose!"
Ouyang Nan laughed: "Accept and concede, then ...... in the future"
Zhou Ling immediately interrupted: "Wait! Win me, it's not over!"
Ouyang Nan said unhappily: "Is your Zhou family teasing people like this!"
Zhou Ling smiled and said: "You still have to beat my twin sister! My sister's kung fu is ten times better than mine, and she is not as grumpy and rude as me, if you defeat her, you can marry both of our sisters together!"
Ouyang Nan was stunned for a moment, and then rejoiced: "Oh?
Now even Su Youtianjun and the others are a little red-eyed, they have Zhou Ling's appearance, and their personality is gentle and gratifying, and they are still a giant in the family, so for them, isn't it a good match!
Moreover, they are still twins, twin flowers!
The blessings of these people are above board, and they are a little excited when they think about it.
The audience was even more uproaring: "Marry together, marry together, marry together!"
Ouyang Nan laughed and said: "Do you have any seven aunts and eight aunts in the Zhou family who are going to come to participate in the competition for a while, call them up, Lao Tzu will beat them together, if they are beautiful, Lao Tzu will accept them together!"
Everyone in the audience laughed.
Zhou Ling had a smile on her face, her eyes were full of cold mockery, and she said, "That's not true, you can win against my sister!"
Ouyang Nan laughed and said, "Okay, just call your sister up!"
Zhou Ling took a step back, stood on the side behind the woman in the tower, and said, "My sister has come up!"
Ouyang Nan was stunned for a moment, then his eyes widened, and he said deliciously: "She, she...... She's not going to be your sister, is she?"
Zhou Lingqiao said with a smile: "Yes, she is mine...... Twin sisters, Zhou Bo! Our sisters are collectively called Zhou Lingbo!"
Ouyang Nan: "......"
The audience was silent for a while, and then burst into earth-shattering laughter, and Li Chengfeng and the others almost died with laughter.