045 You need a deck of playing cards (ask for a referral ticket)

Chen Xu's tone changed and said, "So, I told Zixin, don't ask me to do a live broadcast in the future, you better do it yourself." I'm a straight person, and I can't stand this anger. ”

Then, Zixin persuaded me, saying, brother, you dissipate your anger. What do those people know, they are a group of frogs at the bottom of the well, they have no knowledge at all, and their quality is very low, like a mad dog, and they bite like crazy without evidence. What are you talking about with these people, it's too bad. ”

Dai Zixin, who was directly opposite him, looked a little confused, when did he say these words?

Boom.

Chen Xu patted the table next to him and said, "When I heard it, I got angry. I said, Zixin, how can you say that about your fans? Even if they are frogs at the bottom of the well, even if they are of low quality, even if they have no brains, they are your food and clothing. You have to have a minimum of respect for them. ”

Dai Zixin listened, her mouth opening wider and wider.

And the barrage in the live broadcast room has long been noisy.

"The more I listen, the more wrong it becomes."

"It sounds like he's talking for us, but how do I feel like he's more like he's scolding us?"

"Still pointing at your nose and scolding."

"This guy is too doggy, isn't he?"

"I'm going, it's the first time I've seen an anchor scolding the audience."

…………

Chen Xu couldn't see the barrage, and was still talking, "At that time, I educated her." As a result, she was still not convinced, and told me that those questioning trolls never give gifts, and they are fart parents. ”

"I told her, you have to understand that these people don't give gifts, it's probably not because they're young, they're just poor. It is not right for you to discriminate against them like this. Have an inclusive heart. ”

At this time, Dai Zixin finally reacted and looked at him through gritted teeth, if it weren't for the live broadcast now, she would have strangled him to death.

This bastard actually framed himself like this during the live broadcast. It's just too much.

Chen Xu didn't pay attention to her expression, and after finishing speaking, he only felt refreshed.

When Dai Zixin told him that someone in the live broadcast room was hacking him, he was very unhappy, and he had already thought about fighting back next time in the live broadcast.

It's just that it's not easy to prove his innocence in this kind of thing, so he doesn't want to spend that effort. But if you scold directly, it is easy to be reported and there will be trouble. Therefore, in this way, it can be regarded as a bad breath in the chest.

This time, he studied well and didn't watch the barrage in the live broadcast room, so as not to block himself.

Thinking about meeting at the hot springs for a while, he decided to start today's performance.

"Later, I thought about it, Zixin was not easy, and the company worked overtime until seven or eight o'clock every day. In the evening, I will broadcast it live to you. Just to earn some living expenses. It's rare for a girl to work as hard as she does. As a friend, you can help a little bit. ”

"Today, I've got something new in store. If you think it's okay, give more gifts. ”

As he spoke, he took out a white radish and said, "What I'm going to perform today is to cut a radish." When I was younger, I liked to go to my grandmother's house, and she had a lot of radish seeds, and I couldn't eat them all. Every time I cooked, I rushed to help cut the turnips. When the knife cuts down, the crisp sound is really beautiful. ”

"Now, I'll tell you. Zixin, zoom in on the camera. Chen Xu beckoned to Dai Zixin.

Dai Zixin was a little puzzled when he heard that he was actually going to cut a turnip. Beforehand, Chen Xu did not disclose what program he wanted to perform, and even she didn't know.

However, she had full confidence in him and still leaned over the camera.

In the live broadcast room, there was once again a big wave of barrage, "6 turns, I have been crisscrossing major live broadcast platforms for many years, and I have never seen a performance of cutting radishes." ”

"The broadcaster isn't serious, is he? Tens of thousands of people here watch you cut turnips? ”

"You seem to be kidding us."

"However, I feel like it's not that simple."

"This broadcaster is very bad, he must be tricking us."

…………

Chen Xuxu asked matter-of-factly, "Do you know how to cut radishes to be delicious?" ”

"It must be cut to an even size, the same length, not a millimeter. In this way, the radish can ensure that the texture and taste of each piece are exactly the same. ”

As he spoke, he took out a ruler and a pen. Measuring with a ruler, I drew four or five lines on the turnip.

Dai Zixin looked at him talking nonsense seriously, and he wanted to laugh a little. I have to say that once Chen Xu stood in front of the camera of the live broadcast, it was like a different person.

Normally, he wouldn't talk so much.

Chen Xu put away the pen and ruler and said, "Okay, now, we can start cutting." ”

He pretended to touch his body, his face changed, and he said, "Oh no, I forgot to bring a knife." What should I do? ”

"I've got one here, I'll lend it to you."

Beside him, there were already several spectators around at some point, and one of them suddenly spoke, really took out a folding knife, and handed it over.

For a moment, the expression on Chen Xu's face froze.

actually ran out of a spoiler, now, how to ask him to pick up?

Dai Zixin, who was filming, almost burst out laughing, knowing that it shouldn't, but she couldn't help it, and she was afraid that she would stimulate Chen Xu, so she held it so hard.

"Take it, you're welcome." The good Samaritan said enthusiastically.

Chen Xu looked at him expressionlessly, and finally spoke, "No need, I only use my own knife, thank you." ”

The man was stunned and retreated a little sneeringly.

Chen Xu managed his expression, looked at the camera, and said, "When, that, when we don't have a knife in our hands, how do we cut this radish?" ”

He snorted, and finally smoothed out the sentence, and his tone became fluent, "At this time, what you need is a deck of playing cards." ”

As he spoke, he took out a deck of poker from his pocket, opened it, shuffled the cards a few times, and said, "It's such a coincidence, when I passed by the convenience store just now, I bought a deck of poker." ”

"Of course, some people will ask, how do you cut a radish with a paper playing card? I'll show you. ”

Chen Xu took out a few cards from the playing cards, and put the rest back in his pocket. Then, take a few steps back, "First of all, step back a little, about five meters away." Then, hold it between two fingers and throw it out like this. ”

As he spoke, he flicked his wrist, threw the playing card between his index and middle fingers, and stuck it on the radish a few meters away, with such force that it almost cut off the radish from it.

"Do you see clearly? I'll shake it again. ”

Chen Xu said, threw out another poker and inserted it on the turnip.

"It's all about wrist strength, you see." Immediately, there was one more card on the turnip.

"The last one."

After Chen Xu threw out the last card, he motioned for Dai Zixin to give a close-up.

Dai Zixin approached the radish, and when she looked at it, she couldn't help but gasp.

I saw four playing cards, each of which was accurately inserted on the line that Chen Xu had just drawn.

When the camera moved closer, the entire live broadcast room was empty for a few seconds, and then, there was a crazy barrage army.

"Rub it, I'm not dazzled, am I?"

"My mom asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live stream."

"Wife, come out and see the fairy ......"

PS: In the last week of the new book period, I'm ready to rush to the new book list, and I kneel down and beg for recommendation votes.