After all, he is not a human, but a thousand-year-old monster, and although his cultivation method is not of much use to me, it is possible for me to harvest something useful.

After all, he has been in the world for thousands of years longer than me, and his cultivation methods must be different, maybe the avenues are the same, and the cultivation to the end has something in common.

Suddenly, I screamed "ah", and then I heard a click, and I fell to the ground on my back, how embarrassed I was!

I looked at the pile of wood under me in disbelief, and my face was full of astonishment: I had just bought the stool that I had just bought broken down like this? That's too unreliable, isn't it?

Now the business is simply cheating, even the stool is cutting corners, fortunately I am just an ordinary girl, in case it is a pregnant woman to sit on it, the child in the belly can still be alive?

I stood up at once, kicked hard at the stool, and secretly cursed the merchant who made and sold stools, which was really a trick.

I used to just hear that there are all kinds of fake things sold online, but I didn't expect that the stool I bought in the store downstairs would have this kind of problem, and I will never go to his house to buy anything in the future, even if it is a detour to buy real things, at least I won't sit down and break down just a few days after I bought it, and I will fall on my heels!

After kicking the rotten wood a few times, I came back to my senses, Xie Yan was still cultivating on the side, in case he was alarmed, he came back from his cultivation and found that I was in such an embarrassed situation just now, maybe he would laugh at me!

It's okay not to look at it, but this time I found that Xie Yan actually opened one eye and secretly looked at me, and when I saw that I suddenly looked at him, I immediately wanted to close my eyes, but it was already too late.

Xie Yan knew that I had discovered that he was peeking, so he simply laughed, opened his eyes and looked at me, "What's wrong?" And what tantrums? How did I hear an earth-shattering bang just now? I wonder if something hit the ground and the ground shook? What is it? Can anyone tell me? ”

I gave him a blank look and said angrily: "It's all you, if it weren't for you in front of me, I was angry in my heart, how could I sit on this stool badly?" No, I didn't break this stool, I didn't know what broke this stool just now, is there something dirty at home? Xie Yan, hurry up and see if there are any other ghosts at home, and if so, give me a beating! ”

Xie Yan laughed and said, "How is it possible? Are you kidding? With me, a thousand-year-old immortal, in charge at home, and you, an archmage, here, how could those ghosts dare to come and make trouble? I think you were the one who made the commotion, right? You seem to have fallen just now? Are you hurt? ”

I pouted and said, "It's just a fall, how can it hurt me?" If my body was so weak, even if I hadn't been in contact with the Yin Spirit all day, I am afraid that I would have become a Yin Spirit long ago. ”

Xie Yan laughed and said: "What are you talking about, your ability to cast spells has no inevitable connection with your body, no matter how bad your body is, as long as you practice spells diligently, you can still become a powerful mage." But why did you just break the stool? I remember that the stool was just bought before, and it doesn't seem to be sitting on it yet, so why did it break so easily? ”

I blushed when I heard this, and said, "Who said I was sitting badly?" Obviously, you didn't know what kind of magic you used just now, so my stool was broken, and I said, honestly, did you use some evil magic just now? ”

Xie Yan shook his head again and again, but there was no panicked look on his face, but a calm look, looking at me with a smile and saying, "Even if you want to blame me, you have to find some reasonable excuses, right?" I was obviously sitting on this cold jade bed just now, how could I hide from your eyes and perform some evil magic? Besides, we came back together, and even if I wanted to make any pranks, I wouldn't have a chance. ”

After speaking, Xie Yan suddenly stretched out his index finger and pointed at me, and then said with a wicked smile on his face: "Oh, I understand, it must have been you just now, when you were in Jiujiang these days, Jiang Qinqin's parents and Liu Donghua's parents were so good to you, and they gave you delicious food and drink all day long, it must be because you yourself became fat, so you broke the stool when you sat down just now, right?" ”

Hearing this, I couldn't help but feel ashamed, my face was hot, thinking of the scene just now, I couldn't help but feel a little strange, could it really be that I was too heavy, so I caused the stool to be broken by me?

Thinking of when I was in Jiujiang before, Jiang Qinqin's parents and Liu Donghua's parents were indeed very good to me, buying good wine and food to entertain me every day, although I didn't eat much, but I couldn't stand the advice of Jiang Qinqin's parents and Liu Donghua's parents in those days, and I ate more than usual, but it couldn't be so obvious, right?

Even if a big man sits on this stool, it is impossible to easily sit on this stool, right? What's more, I'm not fat myself, even if I eat too much in the past few days and become fatter, I can't be so fat, I can easily sit on the stool, right?

It's just that the stool just now did break without warning, and there really is no other reason to explain it except that it was broken by me.

I can't help but be a little annoyed, if I'm really too fat, it's a very serious problem, and if one day when I go out to deal with supernatural things, I get too fat and it affects my business, it will be too bad.

Besides, if I'm too fat, I'm afraid it will also affect Xie Yan's opinion of me, if he doesn't like himself because he's too fat, or likes other girls with good figures, then what should I do?

No, Xie Yan will not like other girls, besides, Xie Yan has already married me, even if he wants to change his mind and like other girls, it is impossible, marriage is destined for him to be with me forever, this is a doomed thing.

But even if Xie Yan doesn't change his mind, I can't allow myself to remain fat like this because of this, it is said that fat people are short-lived, shorter than those with normal figures, at least ten years less!

I don't want to go to see Hades at a young age, I've seen him a few times before, and that guy is not easy to mess with, so I will not go early if I can see him later.

Xie Yan seemed to see that I was preoccupied, and said with a smile: "What do you think? So focused, I've never seen you worry so much about something, is it because I said you were fat just now? Don't worry, no matter how fat you look, I won't leave you, don't you remember Yang Guifei? Yang Guifei can be said to be very fat, but she is still the first beauty in the Tang Dynasty, and at that time in the Tang Dynasty, she even regarded fat as beauty! Maybe you have reached a certain level of fat, and it is possible to trigger a fashion trend and make the whole world look fat as beautiful again? ”

I gave him a blank look when I heard this, and said angrily: "Fat is beautiful? You can't figure it out! Even if the Tang Dynasty regarded fat as beauty, it was only the Tang Dynasty, and now it is not ancient, and modern society pays attention to the thinner the better! You haven't seen so many beautiful women on the street, thin like monkeys, with so thin waists, I can hold my hands! ”

Xie Yan laughed and didn't argue with me, but said, "Since you agree so much that thinness is beauty, why don't you lose weight?" If you can successfully lose weight, then you are also a skinny beauty. ”

I scoffed and said, "Why should I lose weight?" Didn't you just say that you wouldn't leave me, whether I was fat or thin? How? Changed hexagram so quickly? ”

Xie Yan raised his hand and surrendered: "Isn't it okay to count me wrong?" I won't say anything, it's what you like, I'm overworked these days, I need to practice well, and when I finish cultivating, I'll go out with you to find ways to lose weight. ”

After Xie Yan finished speaking, he sat back on the cold jade bed and continued to cultivate, as if nothing had happened at all as if what he had just said had happened.

But I was a little uneasy. Although I said that I was not fat just now, I still had some ideas in my heart, if I could become thinner, maybe I would be more beautiful in Xie Yan's eyes. No girl would mind becoming more beautiful, and I would be no exception.

It's just that when it comes to losing weight, I can't help but have some headaches. Nowadays, there are countless miracle drugs and intestinal moisturizing tea in the society that advocate the miraculous effects of weight loss, but there are not a few that can have an effect, but most of them just want to cheat money.

Even if you ask those friends, you may not be able to find a real recipe for weight loss, now all kinds of friends are not as pure as before, the former friends are only together to chat, talk, and then brag, and now friends are either to show how rich they are, or to achieve what they want to make friends, and there are very few people who really make friends without any purpose.

And in recent years, Hui businessmen and the like are all acquaintances, after posting advertisements in the circle of friends, someone comes to ask is equivalent to taking the bait, sometimes you send a message in the circle of friends related to beauty, all kinds of beauty Hui businessmen will come to the door, if you send a message about weight loss, those who do weight loss business Hui businessmen will also come to the door, all kinds of clever tongues, in order to be able to deceive you to take the bait, and after you pay, those micro-businesses will disappear, even if you have the means to the sky, you can only cry without tears.

Before, one of my classmates bought an inferior mask and wanted to return it to the micro-business, but the micro-business disappeared.

This classmate's family was not bad for money, but because the micro-business was an acquaintance, and the price was very cheap, she was obsessed with it for a while, and she also had the idea of being greedy for cheap, and as a result, she suffered a big loss for being cheap.

In fact, it's not that I'm biased against micro-business, the key is that micro-business is now in the early stage of development, and all kinds of loopholes are endless, so I don't want to believe it at all.

However, I still went online to check some information about weight loss, even if these may not be really useful at that time, but at least they can be used as a reference.

Although it is difficult to lose weight, and it is even possible to rebound, I can't just turn a blind eye and let my weight skyrocket, right?