Li Erjia has nine generations of single biography, he studied very well when he was a child, until his parents died in a car accident, he became disgusted to go to school, hated to go out to meet people, because he was called an orphan by the people around him, saying that he was a hard parent.

Grandpa himself has never gone to school, and seeing that his grandson is unwilling to go to school, he does not force him, anyway, the family's savings are enough for them to eat and drink for generations to come, and they do not ask him for any interest.

For more than ten years, Li Er's antique shop has been open every day, but not a single business has been completed, and he has slept under the counter, played games, and read novels every day. It's rare for a guest to come in, but they don't know anything.

The photo of the ancient painting was found by him from the relics of his parents, and according to his grandfather, it was taken before his grandfather sold the ancient painting.

It was brought back by the dog raised by the grandfather's grandfather, a very magical paper and ink, which does not melt in water, and is so tough that it can't be torn apart, but it is afraid of fire.

Li Er rarely paid attention to anything, but the pattern on the painting really made him curious, so he took a picture with his mobile phone and took it out to study it when he had time......

"Smack!" Li Er's cheek was marked with a small red mark, and a girl's voice sounded in his ears: "Wake up!" ”

"Ahh It hurts to touch the left side of your face with your hand! Li Er roared angrily: "Why are you beating me? As soon as he opened his eyes, he found that he was still on the ground, and habitually took out his mobile phone to look at the time, exclaiming: "Six o'clock? ”

Li Yu explained: "I just cast a spell to make you fall asleep, I didn't expect you to sleep for so long, go cook breakfast!" Your grandfather is already up! ”

"You ......" Li Er looked at the bed, blushed, and said, "We slept in the same room last night...... You...... What do you want to do? ”

"It's just looking at your memories and finding that you're timid and don't know anything." Li Yu really thinks he is very timid, and he has a lot of nonsensical and terrifying imagination in his heart.

"Hey! Are you really an immortal who has lived for thousands of years? Not a scammer trying to scam money? ”

"I'm not short of money."

"Then you promised my grandfather yesterday that he would take me as an apprentice, is it true?"

"You're too timid!"

"But yesterday I heard you promise me too grandpa!"

"Promise you to be my driver first."

Li Er pursed his lips, wanting to refute but was a little afraid of offending Li Yu, so he took out his mobile phone and clicked on the takeaway software, and asked Li Yu flatteringly: "What do you want to eat for breakfast?" ”

"Bean curd, spring rolls, sugar and oil fruits. Don't order too much, you can't eat it and waste it. Li Yu lay back on the bed and ordered, "Come and call me again after breakfast." You go and say goodbye to your grandfather, and you're going to leave after breakfast. ”

"What?" Li Er was stunned for a moment, and saw that Li Yu had already closed his eyes and fell asleep, so he walked out of the room lightly and closed the door.

After ordering takeout, Li Er sat down next to his grandfather. Grandpa was sitting next to the pot of ancestral flowers, carefully cutting up the fallen red leaves with scissors and burying them in the yellow soil. He spends two or three hours a day doing this.

In the past, Grandpa Tai was always very attentive to cutting leaves, and would never chat with the people next to him while cutting leaves, but this time he spoke: "Stinky boy! When you were very young, I told you that there are gods in this world, and you are so scared that you have nightmares every day, saying that there are gods means that there are monsters, and I will really be angry with you, and your parents blame me for talking nonsense! ”

"I really believe in you, grandpa! I'm just scared ......" Li Er scratched his head embarrassedly and said: "Actually, I watched too many ghost movies when I was a child, so I was really afraid of the dark, but my parents refused to sleep with me, and you didn't let me sleep with you!" ”

"Don't talk about that, in short, you should follow the wind senior, listen to her, and protect her. If you dare to sneak back, I will donate all my inheritance and leave you not a penny! ”

Li Er felt as if he had been pressed to the ground and stepped on several times, and he was a little out of breath. He covered his heart and said depressedly: "Grandpa, isn't she a fairy?" Why should I protect her? I don't know how to catch ghosts! I can't even fight. ”

"Serve her well! If it weren't for ...... I would," Grandpa paused suddenly and sighed.

It wasn't until he finished breakfast that Li Yu said, "I'm leaving!" ”

"Senior Feng, you wait a while, let this stinky boy pack up a few clothes and leave with you!"

Li Yu stood up and said, "You don't have to bring anything, it's very convenient to buy things in this world." ”

When Li Er heard this, he quickly cleaned up the dining table with his hands and feet, and told his grandfather: "You remember to charge your mobile phone, I still order takeout for you every day, and tell me what you want to eat!" ”

"Bring this vase!" Li Yu commanded as he walked out the door.

"This vase ......" Li Er looked at his grandfather, but saw him waving his hand, signaling that he would follow quickly with the vase!

When I got out of the store, I saw that Li Yu had opened the door of a luxury car, and was busy trotting a few steps, wanting to sit in the passenger seat.

"You're in charge of driving!" Li Yu opened the rear seat door and sat on the back seat.

Li Er sighed, put the vase on the passenger seat, fastened the seat belt to it, and then resigned himself to sitting in the driver's seat. After starting the car, I remembered and asked, "Where to go?" ”

"Buy a caravan."

"Where are you going?"

"You drive the navigation yourself."

"Oh......"

When he arrived at the RV Exhibition Center, Li Yu directly bought an RV, as if he had already taken a fancy to it, took out a large stack of cash from his backpack, and entrusted them to transport the car he originally drove back to Chu Xuanji's house.

She set up a formation in the car, one is to ensure that the vase can also be reached safely, and the other is to prevent the car dealer from thinking crookedly when he sees the value of the car.

"And where now?" Li Er asked.

Li Yu sat in the passenger seat and replied, "Bai Yuxiang." ”

Li Er immediately opened the map software and searched for the location, and then asked in hindsight, "Master, are you hungry?" Why don't you go for lunch first? ”

"Park the car, you go buy food and come back." Li Yu is trying to cover the RV with a formation to facilitate concealment.

"It's so tiring to walk! Master! Li Er, like usual coquettish to his grandfather, is also unrestrained towards Li Yu.

With a wave of Li Yu's hand, an electric scooter appeared on the ground.

"Wow! Cool! Li Er's eyes lit up instantly, and when he saw that Li Yu could conjure things, he was really excited, and he thought, grandpa Cheng doesn't deceive me!

Seeing him happily going out with an electric scooter, Li Yu also felt as fun as raising a child.

"Rishi! Rishi! Chu Xuanji's voice sounded.

Li Yu picked up the transmission bell on his waist and responded, "Xuanji." ”

"Rishi, let me tell you, I have a novel that has been made into a TV series, which will start at eight o'clock tonight, and I will remind you at that time, will we watch it together?"

"Good! Xuanji, I just want to ask you, is there a formation that can be manipulated by mortals? ”

"You wait! I'll ask Si Feng, he knows the best! ”

After a while, Yu Sifeng's voice sounded: "Rishi! The mortals on the earth are more fragile than the mortals in the mortal realm where we are, and unless they are allowed to cultivate to the point where they can draw qi into the body, it is impossible to manipulate the formation you have set. ”

"Then I see! Si Feng, I asked someone to send the car I drove away back, the remnant soul in the car is a Taoist friend who came to Earth with us back then, you put him next to the Soul Gathering Array to help him recover! ”

"Good!"

The conversation ended.

At this time, someone knocked on the car door, knocking and shouting: "You can't park here, open the door!" Who told you to park your car here? ”

It's two traffic policemen, Li Yu explained: "The driver went to the toilet, please be accommodating!" ”

"Please show your ID!" One of the traffic policemen held out his hand and motioned for her to hand over her ID card for inspection.

Li Yu took out the household registration book and said, "I don't have an ID card, only a household registration book." ”

The traffic policeman who got the household registration book inquired about Li Yu's information and said to another traffic policeman: "I don't have a driver's license!" She is eighteen years old and has not yet applied for an ID card! ”

At this time, Li Er came back with two large bags of food, and greeted loudly behind the traffic police: "Uncle traffic police!" Sorry! I'll drive away immediately! Drive away now! Trouble be accommodating! ”

"ID card!" The traffic police were not moved by his smiling face in the slightest, and still had a serious expression.

Li Er, who was shocked, obediently took out his ID card, and said with a dog's face: "Let me put things on first!" It's too heavy! ”

Li Yu looked at the ID card in the hand of the traffic policeman and thought that he had forgotten to apply for an ID card!

Li Er whispered behind Li Yu's back, "Master, can you get them?" I don't want to be deducted! ”

"Demerit points?" Li Yu used a trick on the two traffic policemen to let them put down their things and leave, and covered up the memory of seeing the car.

Seeing that the matter was resolved, Li Er hurriedly started the car and parked it in another place.

During the meal, Li Yu put the household registration book on the table and instructed: "Don't go to Baiyu Township first, I will go to apply for an ID card." ”

"Good!" Li Er picked up the household registration book and looked at the address, and when he saw the name again, he was puzzled: "Master! Didn't grandpa call you a senior in the wind? Why are you called Li Yu, not surnamed Feng? ”

"My original name was Kamorishi."

Li Er, an Internet addict teenager who doesn't even leave his mobile phone to eat, opened the browser and searched for "Feng Lixi", and was shocked!

"Nuwa?" Li Er looked at Li Yu directly and said, "Master, are you Nuwa?" The God of Creation? Nuwa, who created man? ”

"I have amnesia!" Li Yu glared at him and said, "Those who created people or something are all fake!" Don't make a noise about me during meals! ”

This stare reminded Li Er of the last time she stunned herself, she said that she was too stupid and lacked lessons, so frightened that she picked up her rice bowl and didn't dare to look at her.

After eating, Li Er consciously cleaned up the dining table, and then nestled on the sofa to play with his mobile phone. It wasn't until the alarm clock rang, I ordered dinner takeout for my grandfather, and then clicked on the monitoring at home to take a look, and then picked up the electric scooter and went to the side to buy dinner.

Li Yu has been sleeping in the room, she is too tired to discipline Li Er!