Another soldier said: "That's right, although the platoon commander knows us, we also know him, and he will never look at a piece of clothing with a smile." The warrior then asked, "Brother Yang, what the hell is going on?" ”

"Your platoon commander may have been entangled in something." I said.

"What?!" The soldier's eyes widened and he said, "Shouldn't it be like Wei Daxun......?" ”

"Phew!" Another soldier said: "Don't crow's mouth, you kid, our platoon commander is blessed with a big life, and he will be fine." ”

"Yes, yes, our platoon commander will be fine." Another warrior hurriedly said.

At this time, Platoon Leader Tang had completely taken off his shirt, and then began to put on Wei Daxun's clothes, and he kept smiling in his mouth, looking extremely satisfied, and said, "You two will come over and try it later, this dress is very comfortable to wear!" Platoon Leader Tang said to me again: "Brother Yang, you can try it later, this dress is really good." ”

The two soldiers waved their hands and said, "Platoon commander, if you want to wear it, you can wear it yourself, we won't try it......" The two of them said this casually, and the platoon commander Tang actually got angry and said, "Don't you two want to be good?" Don't even listen to Lao Tzu?! I think you two want to go to heaven! Then he said, "You two come to me now!" ”

However, how could these two soldiers be willing to go over, and said: "Platoon commander, we really can't go, if you want to wear it, you can wear it." However, Platoon Leader Tang became even more angry and said, "If you two don't come, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will shoot you?!" When the two of them heard Platoon Leader Tang say this, they suddenly had no idea: go over, you must be afraid; But when the platoon commander wanted to shoot himself again, they had no choice but to look at me and say, "Brother Yang, what should we do?" ”

I said, "You go over one, go and wake up the others." Then he advised, "Go and call Professor Han first." ”

"Okay, I see." One of the soldiers turned around to call someone, but at this moment, a gunshot suddenly rang out, and the platoon leader said, "What are you kid going to do?!" If you're fucking dishonest, the next bullet will hit you in the head! The soldier who had just turned around to leave was already standing in place and didn't dare to move, and said, "Brother Yang, what should we do now......?" ”

I asked him to stand and not move first, and then said to Platoon Leader Tang: "Platoon Leader Tang, did you really shoot?" They're your subordinates and brothers. "I want to test what Platoon Leader Tang thinks at this time.

"Brother Yang, you have also seen it, it is these two boys who are dishonest, and they should be treated like this when they treat dishonest soldiers, otherwise they will be lawless!" The soup platoon leader said. I continued to talk to him, but the strange thing was that the platoon commander Tang had obviously fired a shot just now, and no one woke up with such a loud gunshot...... This is a bit confusing to me.

And I guess that this soup platoon leader will definitely not let people try on any clothes for no reason, it's a little funny to think about - there must be other purposes, just like the soup platoon leader touched this dress and immediately became different from usual, so I said: "Tang platoon leader, you should wear this dress, they don't look good as you." "If he's funny, I'm funny with him......

"No! You have to come and wear it! Platoon Leader Tang looked unhappy, and then said: "Brother Yang, don't think that you are different from them, say something unpleasant, if you are like the two of them, if you want to play any tricks, I will be rude to you!" ”

"Oh~? What's the unwelcome method? I'd like to hear about it. "I continued to argue with him, hoping that Professor Han would hear the movement, or that someone would wake up in the bathroom.

"I don't want to mess around with you, if you don't come and wear it, I'll shoot you in the head!" The soup platoon said fiercely.

"Really? But I don't understand why we have to wear that dress. Don't you think it's funny? "I questioned it directly.

"Such a beautiful dress, let you try it, that's to give you face, okay, no need to say more, you come and try it first!" The soup platoon leader said: "It's you, don't rub against me!" Platoon Leader Tang pointed to the soldier who had just turned around to wake up Professor Han.

"Can you let me wear it first?" I said.

"No! I want him to come first! The soup platoon leader said.

I know that if this soldier passes, it is very likely that he will never come back, so no matter how platoon leader Tang threatens me, I will not let these two soldiers pass.

Since I didn't have a gun at all when I first got up, the worst thing is: I didn't carry a small backpack either...... And that

The guns of the two fighters were also "unloaded" by the platoon commander Tang early, and in this case, even if I took the gun, it would be meaningless.

Just when I was at a loss, I suddenly felt a charm from my pocket, and then I remembered that it was useless before, and I subconsciously put it in my pocket.

With the charm, I feel like I have a reassurance, because the soup platoon leader in front of me must be possessed by something, so my charm must work for him!

I said to the soldier, "Why don't you kid listen to Platoon Commander Tang?" He has beautiful clothes for you to wear, that's sorry for you! Otherwise, how could you wear it first? When I said this, the warrior looked puzzled and whispered to me, "Brother Yang, do you want to kill ......?" If I had passed, I might have been eaten by him......"

Another soldier also said: "That's right, it's obvious that that person is not our platoon commander now, if he goes over, something will definitely happen." ”

I winked at them and whispered, "You just have to do what I say." I continued, "You just don't touch that dress." ”

"Brother Yang, this is difficult...... I'm all gone, don't touch my clothes, won't he shoot me more? ”

"Don't worry, listen to me slowly." As I spoke, I took out a talisman from my pocket, and at this time, the platoon leader behind me said, "Brother Yang, what are you doing?" Why do you turn your back to them, do you say anything to them again?! ”

"I'm going to say something more." I changed my words and said, "These two people are disobedient, I will help you educate them again, you can rest assured that it will not take a minute, and I will let them obediently try on your clothes." Platoon Leader Tang listened to my words, actually laughed happily, and said, "Brother Yang, you still have a way." I thought to myself, "You are a ghost with an IQ, and you dare to possess and harm others?" See how I'll beat you back to where you were. ”

I said to the soldier who was going to try on his clothes: "When you pass, don't touch your clothes, just stick this charm on the head of your platoon commander, so I promise you'll be fine." ”

The warrior was suspicious: "Brother Yang, is this okay?" ”

"Absolutely, as long as you don't touch his clothes." I continued: "Okay, there's no time, hurry up, be natural, don't let him see the horse's feet." ”