Chapter 650: Coffee, Not Coffee
"I heard that Ling Qianjin came back from the provincial capital, why didn't you invite him to come with you." After sitting down, Uncle Nine asked.
Master Ren smiled and said, "That girl, she just came back from the provincial capital, learned to put on makeup, and as soon as she came back, she went everywhere to teach others." ”
As soon as Master Ren finished speaking, he heard Wen Cai pouting and muttering in a low voice: "Look at you look like a bun, your daughter is not very beautiful." ”
I don't know if Master Ren heard this, but Master Ren suddenly pointed outside and said, "My girl is here." ”
Huang Chong looked over, but saw a beautiful figure in a dress walking over, don't say it, this Ren Tingting is indeed beautiful, with a graceful figure and a beautiful appearance.
When Wen Cai heard this, he followed the direction pointed by Master Ren and glanced at it, he already thought in his heart that Master Ren's daughter was a fat girl, but ......
When Ren Tingting approached, Wen Cai couldn't help but stand up and wanted to step forward.
"Oops!" Wen Cai let out a low breath and looked down, but it was one foot on his instep, it was Huang Chong.
Facing Wen Cai's puzzled eyes, Huang Chong just glanced at Uncle Jiu, Wen Cai followed Huang Chong's gaze, looked at his master, and directly met Uncle Jiu's murderous gaze, he couldn't help but shudder, didn't dare to make a mistake, and quickly sat down.
At this time, Master Ren pointed to Uncle Nine and said, "Call Uncle Nine." Ren Tingting shouted according to her words, and Master Ren looked at Huang Chongdao again: "This is Huang Daochang." ”
A hint of surprise flashed in Ren Tingting's eyes: Is it a Taoist leader at such a young age?
However, he still paid attention to the occasion and shouted: "Zodiac chief." ”
Then he sat down next to Huang Chong.
Uncle Nine sighed: "It's all so big. ”
Master Ren smiled and nodded: "Yes." ”
Wen Cai lowered his head slightly, looked straight at her, and subconsciously said in his mouth: "It's big!" ”
It's just that no matter how you listen to this voice, it feels so obscene.
Ren Tingting subconsciously glanced at her chest, snorted lightly, and ignored him.
Huang Chong shook his head helplessly, not knowing how to evaluate it.
At this time, the waiter came to the table with the menu, and Mr. Ren said, "What do you drink?" ”
Ren Tingting took the lead in shouting: "I want coffee." ”
When Uncle Nine heard this, he quickly wrote down the name silently and repeated it.
"Me too." Huang Chongdao, he didn't want to miss his college entrance examination career, but Huang Chong glanced at the menu, and there was only coffee on the drink.
"Coffee." Master Ren said.
"Me too." Wen Cai hurriedly said, he learned from his own uncle, in his opinion, this is always no problem, it will not be ugly, what to drink is not to drink.
When it was Uncle Jiu's turn, I only listened to him learn and use: "Bring me a cup of coffee." ”
At this time, Wen Cai suddenly regretted it, maybe it was to keep pace with his master, or maybe he thought it was more handsome to speak English, and asked Uncle Jiu softly with some embarrassment: "Master, I don't want coffee, I want coffee, okay?" ”
Uncle Nine glanced at Master Ren and said softly, "If you order it, don't change it." ”
Master Ren sat opposite as if he didn't hear a casual look, but Ren Tingting couldn't help but twitch the corners of her mouth.
"......" Huang Chong was on the side, he couldn't help but hold his forehead, this time he was really caught off guard, Huang Chong originally wanted to help them and prevent them from making jokes, after all, they were their own family, but they didn't expect them to be self-inflicted.
Master Ren may also be taking care of Uncle Jiu's face, so he asked: "Uncle Jiu, about the funeral of my father, I don't know if you have picked a day." ”
Uncle Nine persuaded: "Master Ren, in the opinion of the poor road, you should think about it again, this kind of thing is better than being still." ”
When Master Ren heard this, he smiled and said: "Uncle Jiu, I have already thought about it clearly, the feng shui people said that the coffin must be relocated after twenty years, so that it will be good for us." ”
Wen Cai suddenly interjected: "Look at what Feng Shui says, you can't believe it." ”
When Ren Tingting heard this, she said disdainfully: "Then can you believe what you say?" ”
Wen Cai turned his head to Uncle Nine proudly, and said proudly: "Of course ......" but soon he couldn't continue, because Uncle Nine looked at him with murderous anger in his eyes.
Master Ren also interrupted Ren Tingting and said, "Don't interject when adults talk and children." ”
Uncle Nine continued the topic just now and said, "Then in this case, we will break the ground and build the coffin in three days." ”
Master Ren asked, "Then what are we going to prepare?" ”
Wen Cai interjected again: "Prepare money." ”
Uncle Jiu's face sank, and he looked at Wen Cai and said in a deep voice, "Then how much do you want?" ”
Wen Cai didn't know it, he subconsciously stretched out a hand, and before he could give a specific number, he became an ostrich, because of Uncle Jiu's eyes, he could already kill.
Master Ren hurriedly played a round and said, "Little meaning, small meaning." ”
Wencai completely stopped, and Master Ren talked to Uncle Nine about breaking ground, and because there was something, Master Ren left early.
Ren Tingting originally wanted to fix Uncle Jiu and Wencai, especially Wencai, but they were all resolved by Huang Chong on the side, and the two of them didn't suffer as much as in the movie, otherwise pure coffee and sweetened egg tarts were enough for them.
……
"This zombie shouldn't be a big climate, but it can allow me to practice my hands." Huang Chong said secretly in his heart.
Huang Chong never paid too much attention to the zombie that was quite difficult to deal with in the movie, because the strength of the ninth uncle in the movie and the strength of his own senior brother and ninth uncle in this plane are not at the same level at all.
In the movie, Uncle Nine didn't even use the charm, not because he didn't want to use it, but because he couldn't use it, it is estimated that Uncle Nine in the movie is a monk who has practiced a few traces of mana, and fighting zombies is basically solved by fists and feet, and the performance of the four-eyed Taoist is even more joking, and even the bell is scared off.
In the end, he burned the zombie to death with the fire of the fuel lamp, with this strength, for here, Huang Chong only needed a flame talisman to burn it to ashes.
So there's nothing to worry about.
Even if this zombie mutates, it will only take twenty years before and after, to what extent can it mutate, and if it stands up to the sky, it will be stiff, in front of Uncle Jiu, who has attained enlightenment, can he still make any waves?
Huang Chong has already planned it, and when the time comes, he will talk to Uncle Jiu and hand over this zombie to him for training, it shouldn't be a big problem.
Huang Chong is also about to go out to walk the rivers and lakes by himself, it is impossible to stay in Uncle Jiu's Yizhuang all the time, although Huang Chong has seen zombies several times before, and he has also seen hands, but in the real sense, he has not used Taoism to deal with it, and this time he can practice his hands.
"Let's use the rune array to deal with zombies, and it's just a good time to test the power of the rune array." Huang Chong said with his chin in his hand.
Huang Chong has mastered the rune array that many monks can't master, and what he lacks is the experience of the battle, so he just uses this zombie to practice his hands.
Before the burial, there was another person in front of Master Ren's grave, a familiar Taoist priest.